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By *ancduo OP Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
So you’re out in a meet. First time you’ve met. Been at it a while. Then the belly rumbles. Gurgles. Bubbles. The urge to break wind increases.
What do you do?!
Blunt I know but it’s happened to some of us at some point. But how do you deal with it without dying of shame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I try to make sure that doesn't happen by watching what I eat before. I have let out a little poof during sex, when my legs were pushed up and he was laying on me. It's no big deal.
If a man needs to fart they usually do, or I tell them to let it go. It's painful if you try to keep it in.
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By *ancduo OP Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
Isn’t it. I usually go to meets on an empty stomach. Not intentionally. Just usually happens. But I still get a belly gurgle and almost die and hope they nip to the bathroom or for a cig for a mo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it can't be helped, let rip, make your apologies and hope you're meeting someone with a sense of humour  "
if it's a quiet fart just blame the smell on someone else |
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"So you’re out in a meet. First time you’ve met. Been at it a while. Then the belly rumbles. Gurgles. Bubbles. The urge to break wind increases.
What do you do?!
Blunt I know but it’s happened to some of us at some point. But how do you deal with it without dying of shame "
I warn them it’s about to happen - do it - then fall into fits of giggles whilst they try desperately to try not to go instantly soft! |
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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"If it can't be helped, let rip, make your apologies and hope you're meeting someone with a sense of humour
if it's a quiet fart just blame the smell on someone else "
Or be the first to enquire about the smell. The psychology being if you ask "What's that smell?".., most people won't suspect you  |
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By *ancduo OP Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
"So you’re out in a meet. First time you’ve met. Been at it a while. Then the belly rumbles. Gurgles. Bubbles. The urge to break wind increases.
What do you do?!
Blunt I know but it’s happened to some of us at some point. But how do you deal with it without dying of shame
I warn them it’s about to happen - do it - then fall into fits of giggles whilst they try desperately to try not to go instantly soft! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My FWB farted in my bed after sex the first time we met! The third time we met he burped in my face. He,s always cracking off loud farts,the uncouth bugger XXX |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
Stand up, announce you’re going to powder your nose and let rip (silently of course) and walk straight past, he’ll smell it but won’t believe it’s you, even if he does he’s not going anywhere, plus you’re ‘powdering your nose’, lol. Back at the pad he’ll be whacking it when it’s time to ‘go down’ but pleasantly surprised by the fresh smell of ‘powdering the nose’, he’ll be lapping at it like a feline at a milk tray and forgetting everything that went prior.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you’re out in a meet. First time you’ve met. Been at it a while. Then the belly rumbles. Gurgles. Bubbles. The urge to break wind increases.
What do you do?!
Blunt I know but it’s happened to some of us at some point. But how do you deal with it without dying of shame "
Blame it on the dog if theres one in the vicinity.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had to deal with said farting on a meet. Mid spoon I could feel I had to pump, excused myself to the bathroom, peed and then flushed while farting, only problem I hadn't finished after the flush stopped  Flushed again and managed to finish.
Would have been mortified if I'd done that in front of her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once I was in a hotel room with a guy I had been seeing a month. He was in the bathroom and I thought I could let a silent one go... well it was like a brass band I was mortified! He came out the bathroom crying with laughter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fart it is a wondrous thing that's made inside your belly,
It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly.
Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens
And you can do some beauties when you've been eating beans!
So don't worry about those rumblings,
Be proud of all your trumps!
But remember, if you strain too hard
Your farts come out as lumps! |
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By *ancduo OP Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
Well some good replies and some Madd me chuckle. But to those who says do silent ones. What if it isn’t. But a big old rippler lol
I’ve had a lot of fanny farts (again sorry to be blunt) when I’ve had air pushed into me. That’s embarrassing enough lol |
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By *ancduo OP Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
"A fart it is a wondrous thing that's made inside your belly,
It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly.
Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens
And you can do some beauties when you've been eating beans!
So don't worry about those rumblings,
Be proud of all your trumps!
But remember, if you strain too hard
Your farts come out as lumps!"
cute lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was dating this guy and he had come to visit us. I was washing up and thought,I am on my own let me let one out. He walked in and damn it stuck the whole kitchen,l was so so so embarrassed never been embarrassed like that in my life. Wished the ground would swallow me   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you’re out in a meet. First time you’ve met. Been at it a while. Then the belly rumbles. Gurgles. Bubbles. The urge to break wind increases.
What do you do?!
Blunt I know but it’s happened to some of us at some point. But how do you deal with it without dying of shame "
Before a meet I preper in advance on what to and what not to eat. So I don't get this problem |
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