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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever masturbated whilst driving lol"
There’s not much to lol about given people have died as a result of drivers who lost control of their car while they were wanking and driving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever masturbated whilst driving lol"
Did you really laugh out loud while typing that? You think that is an acceptable thing to do while driving?
Anyone who does something like that is, quite frankly, a fucking moron. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most drivers struggle with the simple act of using proper signalling and manoeuvring, let alone adding spanking the one eyed trouser snake at the same time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I genuinely don’t think I could concentrate whilst pulling one of and driving.
The suspension would be too hard and would totally kill my mojo.
Also what happens after you jizz? Do you just carry on down the motorway with spunk dripping off your chin?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I genuinely don’t think I could concentrate whilst pulling one of and driving.
The suspension would be too hard and would totally kill my mojo.
Also what happens after you jizz? Do you just carry on down the motorway with spunk dripping off your chin? "
Mixing with the blood once the head hits the steering wheel. |
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"Has anyone ever masturbated whilst driving lol
Did you really laugh out loud while typing that? You think that is an acceptable thing to do while driving?
Anyone who does something like that is, quite frankly, a fucking moron. "
Yep!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone ever masturbated whilst driving lol
Did you really laugh out loud while typing that? You think that is an acceptable thing to do while driving?
Anyone who does something like that is, quite frankly, a fucking moron.
Yep! "
Makes me wonder what goes on in some of these guy's heads
Not cool OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most drivers struggle with the simple act of using proper signalling and manoeuvring, let alone adding spanking the one eyed trouser snake at the same time. "
Can we not make jokes about something that could have killed someone, think about the children for fuck sake. |
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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever masturbated whilst driving lol
There’s not much to lol about given people have died as a result of drivers who lost control of their car while they were wanking and driving. "
Really? Are you sure?
Thought it would be a good way to enjoy a long journey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone that partakes in this is as bad as a drink driver or someone driving under the influence.. thats my opinion on the subject and if they are caught they should be treated as one. "
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Totally agree moronic behaviour.
Yet ladies in a car on motorway ect flashing or playing with themselves is considered just "a bit of fun" and "just something to amuse the truckers" on other threads . Double standars just beggar belief when both are out of order and endangering other motorists . But hey if you have a pair of tits and a fanny seems you can get away with such brainless and reckless behaviour .
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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever masturbated whilst driving lol"
To be serious, never done it while driving a car, but in my youth whilst riding a motorcycle with a lovely lady as pillion passenger, she was playing with my cock for miles. She finished me off when we were parked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever masturbated whilst driving lol
There’s not much to lol about given people have died as a result of drivers who lost control of their car while they were wanking and driving.
Really? Are you sure?
Thought it would be a good way to enjoy a long journey."
You should google: ‘car crashes masturbating driver’. There’s lot of wanker drivers wanking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Totally agree moronic behaviour.
Yet ladies in a car on motorway ect flashing or playing with themselves is considered just "a bit of fun" and "just something to amuse the truckers" on other threads . Double standars just beggar belief when both are out of order and endangering other motorists . But hey if you have a pair of tits and a fanny seems you can get away with such brainless and reckless behaviour .
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Women that say they do this get an equal amount of bashing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Public exposure, nice one.
Driving round the M25, knock one out and lo and behold a bus full of children drive past you.
That'll get you on the sex offenders register for sure.
Don't worry though, it is all about your gratification. Because motorways don"t have cctv do they  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever masturbated whilst driving lol"
Fantastic question to ruffle the feathers of the PC brigade, lol. Now you're going to get loads of possible things that could happen as opposed to what actually happen.
They're all over themselves thinking you're on the motorway or busy town centres etc..
Grabs popcorn. |
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"Has anyone ever masturbated whilst driving lol
Fantastic question to ruffle the feathers of the PC brigade, lol. Now you're going to get loads of possible things that could happen as opposed to what actually happen.
They're all over themselves thinking you're on the motorway or busy town centres etc..
Grabs popcorn."
Not the popcorn lol. You’ll get abuse for saying popcorn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone ever masturbated whilst driving lol
Fantastic question to ruffle the feathers of the PC brigade, lol. Now you're going to get loads of possible things that could happen as opposed to what actually happen.
They're all over themselves thinking you're on the motorway or busy town centres etc..
Grabs popcorn.
Not the popcorn lol. You’ll get abuse for saying popcorn "
Popcorn! |
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" Totally agree moronic behaviour.
Yet ladies in a car on motorway ect flashing or playing with themselves is considered just "a bit of fun" and "just something to amuse the truckers" on other threads . Double standars just beggar belief when both are out of order and endangering other motorists . But hey if you have a pair of tits and a fanny seems you can get away with such brainless and reckless behaviour .
Women that say they do this get an equal amount of bashing. "
Not at all ,just look at other similar threads . Most encouraging them and seen as just "harmless fun" . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone ever masturbated whilst driving lol
Fantastic question to ruffle the feathers of the PC brigade, lol. Now you're going to get loads of possible things that could happen as opposed to what actually happen.
They're all over themselves thinking you're on the motorway or busy town centres etc..
Grabs popcorn."
Just curious what is politically correct about thinking that drivers should be focused on driving amd not distracting themselves while driving?
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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" Totally agree moronic behaviour.
Yet ladies in a car on motorway ect flashing or playing with themselves is considered just "a bit of fun" and "just something to amuse the truckers" on other threads . Double standars just beggar belief when both are out of order and endangering other motorists . But hey if you have a pair of tits and a fanny seems you can get away with such brainless and reckless behaviour .
Women that say they do this get an equal amount of bashing.
Not at all ,just look at other similar threads . Most encouraging them and seen as just "harmless fun" . "
To be honest most threads "encouraging" this sort of moronic behaviour that endangers lives regardless of whether it is men or women flashing, playing with themselves or anything else that distracts, usually result in similar responses to this one - apart from a minority of moronic idiots that roll out the "it's only a bit of fun" line and I'm sad to say it's mostly men that do that - the majority however point out how dangerous it is.
And to the person who suggested people are assuming it's being done in a town centre or a motorway, it doesn't matter where it's being done it's still moronic behaviour that could not only endanger the lives of others but themselves too!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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many years ago while driving a van down the motorway I was cruising in the middle lane and noticed this young lady playing with a vibrator before it disappeared under her short skirt...from the view in my wing mirror she must have had it on full speed as she was swerving between lanes...always wonder to this day how did she finish hopefully not with a bang.....too dangerous and how could you live with yourself if you caused a death.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone ever masturbated whilst driving lol
Fantastic question to ruffle the feathers of the PC brigade, lol. Now you're going to get loads of possible things that could happen as opposed to what actually happen.
They're all over themselves thinking you're on the motorway or busy town centres etc..
Grabs popcorn."
I'm not Tufty or The Green Cross man.
Where exactly would be safe to have a wank when driving?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Totally agree moronic behaviour.
Yet ladies in a car on motorway ect flashing or playing with themselves is considered just "a bit of fun" and "just something to amuse the truckers" on other threads . Double standars just beggar belief when both are out of order and endangering other motorists . But hey if you have a pair of tits and a fanny seems you can get away with such brainless and reckless behaviour .
Women that say they do this get an equal amount of bashing.
Not at all ,just look at other similar threads . Most encouraging them and seen as just "harmless fun" .
To be honest most threads "encouraging" this sort of moronic behaviour that endangers lives regardless of whether it is men or women flashing, playing with themselves or anything else that distracts, usually result in similar responses to this one - apart from a minority of moronic idiots that roll out the "it's only a bit of fun" line and I'm sad to say it's mostly men that do that - the majority however point out how dangerous it is.
And to the person who suggested people are assuming it's being done in a town centre or a motorway, it doesn't matter where it's being done it's still moronic behaviour that could not only endanger the lives of others but themselves too!!"
I wonder how 'horny' they'd find it when the wanking person runs into the back of a family's car and kills them all? |
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Wasn't there a national campaign, don't wank and drive...
