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"please explain, am i being stupid because i don't know what it is ? lol"
you start with a hollywood then they make it more las vegas ........any the wiser ??? |
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"I am wondering if A&E have had their first case of vajazzle related injuries….. I have an image of a twinkly foil star falling off during a rampant session and lacerating its way down a japs eye."
How much damage can a polo do ? |
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"I am wondering if A&E have had their first case of vajazzle related injuries….. I have an image of a twinkly foil star falling off during a rampant session and lacerating its way down a japs eye."
Frock me that made me wince and I don't have a penis, Polo!
What about Pejazzling- you can get your manbits done too, apparently |
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"I am wondering if A&E have had their first case of vajazzle related injuries….. I have an image of a twinkly foil star falling off during a rampant session and lacerating its way down a japs eye.
How much damage can a polo do ?"
If a polo can fit down the japs eye, you're not fucking a meet.... you have an aardvark stuck up your gash. |
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What about Pejazzling- you can get your manbits done too, apparently"
Now i admit its not the most attractive body part... but i dont think jazzing it up would improve it much!! |
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I have been vajazzled, very pretty it is too. Obviously you have to be completely shaved as jewels being glued in amongst pubic hair would hurt when they come off. Ive not lost any diamantes from that region yet. They dont go near the opening of the vagina, it is merely at the front and its very pretty, i like it  |
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"I am wondering if A&E have had their first case of vajazzle related injuries….. I have an image of a twinkly foil star falling off during a rampant session and lacerating its way down a japs eye."
For this reason not going to try ! |
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"will the be vajazzling bum holes next too, so it's not only sweetcorn we will have to fear ?"
LMAO you can polish a turd but its still a turd but with glitter and jewells on lol |
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To keep costs down could you not apply your skills from school days? Pritt stick and gold painted pasta or glitter? Naturally you'd need to do it over a newspaper as you'll lose some glitter during the process... |
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"To keep costs down could you not apply your skills from school days? Pritt stick and gold painted pasta or glitter? Naturally you'd need to do it over a newspaper as you'll lose some glitter during the process..."
Was thast on celeb juice or mock the week - can't remember! funny though |
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