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"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?
Cock in pussy
Cock in mouth
Fingers in pussy
Strap-on in arse
....Or what?  "
It depends if you're asking Mr Clinton or Mrs Clinton. |
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"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?
Cock in pussy
Cock in mouth
Fingers in pussy
Strap-on in arse
....Or what?
It depends if you're asking Mr Clinton or Mrs Clinton."
Dammit! The only reason I popped into this thread was to say that!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?
Cock in pussy
Cock in mouth
Fingers in pussy
Strap-on in arse
....Or what?
All of the above  "
Anything else though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?
Cock in pussy
Cock in mouth
Fingers in pussy
Strap-on in arse
....Or what?
It depends if you're asking Mr Clinton or Mrs Clinton.
Dammit! The only reason I popped into this thread was to say that!
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I know right? Before Bill came along the last three letters of the phrase "Oral sex " made it a dead giveway. Then old Mr President came along and made the whole thing debatable. Now it's not really sex until a child is conceived. And even then.... |
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"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?
Cock in pussy
Cock in mouth
Fingers in pussy
Strap-on in arse
....Or what? "
Cock in pussy. If a teenge boy has the good fortune to finger the girls hockey team and then tells the boys rugby team that he had "sex" with the girls hockey team then he'd be called out as a bullshitter and punished accordingly. Trust me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?
Cock in pussy
Cock in mouth
Fingers in pussy
Strap-on in arse
....Or what?
Cock in pussy. If a teenge boy has the good fortune to finger the girls hockey team and then tells the boys rugby team that he had "sex" with the girls hockey team then he'd be called out as a bullshitter and punished accordingly. Trust me. "
You sound bitter. 
In that case I'm a virgin.  |
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"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?
Cock in pussy
Cock in mouth
Fingers in pussy
Strap-on in arse
....Or what?
It depends if you're asking Mr Clinton or Mrs Clinton.
Dammit! The only reason I popped into this thread was to say that!
I know right? Before Bill came along the last three letters of the phrase "Oral sex " made it a dead giveway. Then old Mr President came along and made the whole thing debatable. Now it's not really sex until a child is conceived. And even then...."
Ah clinton:"It depends upon what themeaning of the word 'is' is" - and people think Bush was the first person to say stupid things in the whitehouse |
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"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?
Cock in pussy
Cock in mouth
Fingers in pussy
Strap-on in arse
....Or what?
Cock in pussy. If a teenge boy has the good fortune to finger the girls hockey team and then tells the boys rugby team that he had "sex" with the girls hockey team then he'd be called out as a bullshitter and punished accordingly. Trust me.
You sound bitter.
In that case I'm a virgin. "
Too right. I'm the king of 'second base friend-zone fun' that goes no further  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?
Cock in pussy
Cock in mouth
Fingers in pussy
Strap-on in arse
....Or what?
Cock in pussy. If a teenge boy has the good fortune to finger the girls hockey team and then tells the boys rugby team that he had "sex" with the girls hockey team then he'd be called out as a bullshitter and punished accordingly. Trust me. "
Just wait until the same guy tries to finger the rugby team and tell them there's nothing sexual about it  |
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"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?
Cock in pussy
Cock in mouth
Fingers in pussy
Strap-on in arse
....Or what?
Cock in pussy. If a teenge boy has the good fortune to finger the girls hockey team and then tells the boys rugby team that he had "sex" with the girls hockey team then he'd be called out as a bullshitter and punished accordingly. Trust me.
Just wait until the same guy tries to finger the rugby team and tell them there's nothing sexual about it "
Nothing sexual about checking for prostate cancer bro |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?
Cock in pussy
Cock in mouth
Fingers in pussy
Strap-on in arse
....Or what?
Cock in pussy. If a teenge boy has the good fortune to finger the girls hockey team and then tells the boys rugby team that he had "sex" with the girls hockey team then he'd be called out as a bullshitter and punished accordingly. Trust me.
Just wait until the same guy tries to finger the rugby team and tell them there's nothing sexual about it
Nothing sexual about checking for prostate cancer bro "
Ah the old "teenage proctologist" defence... never holds up in court... |
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