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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
D'you know, that happens to me a lot. I thought it was because they'd just remembered they had an important meeting, but you've made me realise I may have actually mislaid them somewhere.
BRB, off to check down the side of the sofa. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
I have the same quandry but without mother nature being involved. Got a meet arranged for this afternoon (time and place agreed), but haven't heard from him since yesterday afternoon to confirm we are still on....
Now my quandry is this.. should I get ready and proceed to said meeting place in the hope that he will be there or give it up as a lost cause and refer to the reserve list?
Decisions, decisions  |
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"I have the same quandry but without mother nature being involved. Got a meet arranged for this afternoon (time and place agreed), but haven't heard from him since yesterday afternoon to confirm we are still on....
Now my quandry is this.. should I get ready and proceed to said meeting place in the hope that he will be there or give it up as a lost cause and refer to the reserve list?
Decisions, decisions "
my favoured meeting place is near a selection of delicious shoe shops so even if i am stood up i can console my self until they chase me out for drooling on the suede...   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But delicious shoe shops will not tend to the ache of a neglected pussy now will they? (Even the most delicious ones). I'd message him and go get ready lass. Then when your spruced up ready to knock boots if he hasn't replied go to your reserve list by all means. The shoe shop would come a distant third if all your reserve list were somehow busy on a saturday (hardly likely). The good thing is the shop always forgives you for placing it far down the priority list |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
" But delicious shoe shops will not tend to the ache of a neglected pussy now will they? (Even the most delicious ones). I'd message him and go get ready lass. Then when your spruced up ready to knock boots if he hasn't replied go to your reserve list by all means. The shoe shop would come a distant third if all your reserve list were somehow busy on a saturday (hardly likely). The good thing is the shop always forgives you for placing it far down the priority list "
One still has the lasting memories of the previous pussy attention, so one may get ready, arrange reserve AND go shoe shopping. Happy days!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have the same quandry but without mother nature being involved. Got a meet arranged for this afternoon (time and place agreed), but haven't heard from him since yesterday afternoon to confirm we are still on....
Now my quandry is this.. should I get ready and proceed to said meeting place in the hope that he will be there or give it up as a lost cause and refer to the reserve list?
Decisions, decisions
my favoured meeting place is near a selection of delicious shoe shops so even if i am stood up i can console my self until they chase me out for drooling on the suede... "
lol we did the same before a meet last week... went perving at the FM shoes in the shops... mmmmm |
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if hes not prepared to meet for a coffee when the possibility of play is off the table (for a couple of days) then he doesn't grasp what a social meet is for! as a single woman who meets regularly i always insist on the social meet for safetys sake. and for the guys with fake and out of date pics... and the ones whose personal hygiene issues don't show in pics - not till we have cybersmellovision...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if hes not prepared to meet for a coffee when the possibility of play is off the table (for a couple of days) then he doesn't grasp what a social meet is for! as a single woman who meets regularly i always insist on the social meet for safetys sake. and for the guys with fake and out of date pics... and the ones whose personal hygiene issues don't show in pics - not till we have cybersmellovision... "
As a single guy my eyes are rolling and I'm thinking what a dickhead guy he really is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(if he doesnt / didnt show up) |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I have the same quandry but without mother nature being involved. Got a meet arranged for this afternoon (time and place agreed), but haven't heard from him since yesterday afternoon to confirm we are still on....
Now my quandry is this.. should I get ready and proceed to said meeting place in the hope that he will be there or give it up as a lost cause and refer to the reserve list?
Decisions, decisions
my favoured meeting place is near a selection of delicious shoe shops so even if i am stood up i can console my self until they chase me out for drooling on the suede...
lol we did the same before a meet last week... went perving at the FM shoes in the shops... mmmmm "
my meeting place is at the hotel 3 mins from my house, bus stop directly across from it, so can see if he turns up or not and if not, jump on the bus and go shopping.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now you see I never had these kinds of problems. There was never any ambiguity with regard playing after a social meet or not. My social meet was either during my lunch hour outside Marks where I went to get a sandwich any way or 5.15 at the station in case they didn't turn up and I was still able to get the 5.30 home.
I suppose a sure fuck to a double mocha was too hard to turn down. |
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"I have the same quandry but without mother nature being involved. Got a meet arranged for this afternoon (time and place agreed), but haven't heard from him since yesterday afternoon to confirm we are still on....
Now my quandry is this.. should I get ready and proceed to said meeting place in the hope that he will be there or give it up as a lost cause and refer to the reserve list?
Decisions, decisions
my favoured meeting place is near a selection of delicious shoe shops so even if i am stood up i can console my self until they chase me out for drooling on the suede...
lol we did the same before a meet last week... went perving at the FM shoes in the shops... mmmmm
my meeting place is at the hotel 3 mins from my house, bus stop directly across from it, so can see if he turns up or not and if not, jump on the bus and go shopping...."
good plan!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if hes not prepared to meet for a coffee when the possibility of play is off the table (for a couple of days) then he doesn't grasp what a social meet is for! as a single woman who meets regularly i always insist on the social meet for safetys sake. and for the guys with fake and out of date pics... and the ones whose personal hygiene issues don't show in pics - not till we have cybersmellovision... "
I agree in part: I always met socially for the reasons you've given, but not everyone is the same as us. Some women meet within a couple of hours of exchanging messages. Therefore, if one such lady made an offer what's a horny man to do?
I'm not saying it's the way I'd expect someone to act but I can understand it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oooh I could just do a double mocha justice right now...
our coffee meet vanished into the ether yesterday
great idea abt meeting spot.. deffo location, location, location
Wolf
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"if hes not prepared to meet for a coffee when the possibility of play is off the table (for a couple of days) then he doesn't grasp what a social meet is for! as a single woman who meets regularly i always insist on the social meet for safetys sake. and for the guys with fake and out of date pics... and the ones whose personal hygiene issues don't show in pics - not till we have cybersmellovision...
I agree in part: I always met socially for the reasons you've given, but not everyone is the same as us. Some women meet within a couple of hours of exchanging messages. Therefore, if one such lady made an offer what's a horny man to do?
I'm not saying it's the way I'd expect someone to act but I can understand it. "
I'm with you both on that one, meet socially in a public place to see how we get on, and always make meet aware that there is absolutely no guarantee or promise of play. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See I've never had a problem with meeting to check each other out or enjoy the finest Latte (I'm sorry but these fine tasty drinks knock a Mocha on its arse any day of the week, nice though it is) at the very least you'll have a good natter.
Though to be fair all meets that were a planned "Coffee first, fuck if we both feel a familiar tingling for each other" have invariably ended with us fucking each others brains out. Though if sex wasn't on the agenda I'd hardly view it as not worth meeting up. The unknown is always quite fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago I met a guy for a date. We had met a few months earlier in a pub and I couldn't quite remember what he looked lIke. we met outside M&S as agreed and got chatting on the way down the road. After 5 mins of chatting things weren't adding up. He said 'you aren't Katie are you?' noooooooo. We ran back to M&S to meet our correct dates |
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By *ohjaneCouple
over a year ago
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Oooohh Curvysue, That really got me laughing !! 
I remember waiting at the station for my gorgeous man to arrive, having dressed a bit more ...frivolously... than stations generally inspire, and this chap walking purposefully towards me with a smile. he asked if I was Bev, and upon my denial made a hasty retreat only to see me great my man with a deep kiss . . . .
It's good to laugh
Jane x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i had a coffee meet arranged today, all that was left was to set the time. then he asked me a question... where would we go if we got on? now, thats a little previous, but understandable, so i wasn't offended. but when i had to let him know that due to the intervention of mother nature i wouldn't be playing this weekend mr eager keen who has barely let a day pass without a message has vanished! 
should i worry about his safety?? lost and alone and now without access to those saucy shots of me in my undercrackers sprawled on the bonnet of a fast car to console him?? "
Well even if mother nature is delivering her monthly gift you could still do it in the shower? Or failing that choose door No. 2 Matthew!
It's all about thinking outside the box |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He'll be down the pub. It's the best place for a fella when women think of shoe shopping.
He might have skimmed over "Mother nature" but if he had heard you talk about shoe shopping he had a lucky escape. We fellas are no match for shoe shopping to a girl. Like many blokes, I've stood like a zombie in every bloody shoe shop in town while the lady salivates, possessed.
Him |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I have the same quandry but without mother nature being involved. Got a meet arranged for this afternoon (time and place agreed), but haven't heard from him since yesterday afternoon to confirm we are still on....
Now my quandry is this.. should I get ready and proceed to said meeting place in the hope that he will be there or give it up as a lost cause and refer to the reserve list?
Decisions, decisions
my favoured meeting place is near a selection of delicious shoe shops so even if i am stood up i can console my self until they chase me out for drooling on the suede...
lol we did the same before a meet last week... went perving at the FM shoes in the shops... mmmmm
my meeting place is at the hotel 3 mins from my house, bus stop directly across from it, so can see if he turns up or not and if not, jump on the bus and go shopping....
good plan! "
well, he didn't turn up so I went shopping and bought...... a frying pan!! and some lovely undies that he'll never get to see, mwahahaha |
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"I have the same quandry but without mother nature being involved. Got a meet arranged for this afternoon (time and place agreed), but haven't heard from him since yesterday afternoon to confirm we are still on....
Now my quandry is this.. should I get ready and proceed to said meeting place in the hope that he will be there or give it up as a lost cause and refer to the reserve list?
Decisions, decisions
my favoured meeting place is near a selection of delicious shoe shops so even if i am stood up i can console my self until they chase me out for drooling on the suede...
lol we did the same before a meet last week... went perving at the FM shoes in the shops... mmmmm
my meeting place is at the hotel 3 mins from my house, bus stop directly across from it, so can see if he turns up or not and if not, jump on the bus and go shopping....
good plan!
well, he didn't turn up so I went shopping and bought...... a frying pan!! and some lovely undies that he'll never get to see, mwahahaha"
oh lovely undies, have to take some pics now then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No doubt both guys who were.daft enough to mess lovely ladies around will be moaning about how hard it is.for single guys to get meets on here!!!
Now who mentioned shoe shopping??? ms |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No doubt both guys who were.daft enough to mess lovely ladies around will be moaning about how hard it is.for single guys to get meets on here!!!
Now who mentioned shoe shopping??? ms"
Indeed. I couldn't help but notice the direct proportionate relationship between the number of blokes who piss and moan, and the number of blokes who make sod all effort and act like they don't give two shits. Odd, that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i had a coffee meet arranged today, all that was left was to set the time. then he asked me a question... where would we go if we got on? now, thats a little previous, but understandable, so i wasn't offended. but when i had to let him know that due to the intervention of mother nature i wouldn't be playing this weekend mr eager keen who has barely let a day pass without a message has vanished!
should i worry about his safety?? lost and alone and now without access to those saucy shots of me in my undercrackers sprawled on the bonnet of a fast car to console him?? "
oh ive had that a few times, guys claiming to liking the social side too and liking to get to knwo people first and not just shagging anyone, arranging to meet for a drink and seeing how we get on, then soon as you say i cant play that meet if we do get on due to the time of the month they not interested and want to arrange a 'social' meet for a drink see how we get on another time
So many men on here are just full of crap and will say anything to get you to meet, i think they think women want to hear...year i like the social side too thats why they say it
But most quite clearly dont
Id forget him if i was you and when he comes back next week knowing your not on, with his crap excuses as to why he went awol tell him to bugger off lol
If people just want to meet and fuck thats fine but be honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If thepitch is flooded could you not have played nehind the goals?????
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no cause i like my pitch licking
meeting a guy so he can have a bj and then shag my arse aint really my idea of a great meet
selfish i know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If thepitch is flooded could you not have played nehind the goals?????
no cause i like my pitch licking
meeting a guy so he can have a bj and then shag my arse aint really my idea of a great meet
selfish i know "
Geesh... it's all "you, you, you" isn't it
I just don't get guys who can't be bothered with the social side... it can be great fun, and a great precursor to what's to come! |
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By *rT30Man
over a year ago
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"If thepitch is flooded could you not have played nehind the goals?????
no cause i like my pitch licking
meeting a guy so he can have a bj and then shag my arse aint really my idea of a great meet
selfish i know "
That is unbelievbly selfish!
You should be ashamed of yourself young lady
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love to lick pitches....covering every blade of grass before homing in on that lovely penalty spot too 
I'm sure my partners could testify that I like to give 110% too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I love to lick pitches....covering every blade of grass before homing in on that lovely penalty spot too
I'm sure my partners could testify that I like to give 110% too... "
oi this aint your sales pitch you know lol |
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