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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whats the weirdest or most outrageous first message youve ever received on here?
I cant say ive had any completely unbelievable messages as of yet lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had been asked from a guy if I could show his sister...yes sister to perform a blow job ....as apparently she was lacking skills 
Oh how I  .
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Do i even want to know how he knows what his sisters bj skills are like.... |
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"Whats the weirdest or most outrageous first message youve ever received on here?
I cant say ive had any completely unbelievable messages as of yet lol"
'Hi.' Is an informal greeting.
'Can I fuck you when we get to meeting?'
Some xxxx's as kisses
Or 'My cock for your missus?'
Proves that chivalry is dead. And not fleeting.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had been asked from a guy if I could show his sister...yes sister to perform a blow job ....as apparently she was lacking skills
Oh how I .
Do i even want to know how he knows what his sisters bj skills are like...."
I never replied  |
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I regularly get one from a single bloke telling me he assures me he's straight, not gay in the slightest and just wants to give me a massage for practice so he can get qualified on a course he's studying... he's been sending the same message word for word for over a year at least, can't imagine your course is that long bud! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would I like a 3sum with a bloke and his mates dog as he is dog sitting!
Also would I meet for bread, pancakes and waffles as he works for warburtons
And can I watch someone wank and crap in his nappy on cam
I declined all 3 offers although the waffles were tempting!! |
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"Would you fuck my dog.
The answer was no and I reported them
Probably the same guy!
Was the bloke from Wales? "
He may have been, it was in our early days on Fab.
Worst thing was, the dog was the better looking of them. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Would you fuck my dog.
The answer was no and I reported them
Probably the same guy!
Was the bloke from Wales?
He may have been, it was in our early days on Fab.
Worst thing was, the dog was the better looking of them. "
I never saw his dog but he also asked if he could fuck our guide dog puppy.
I said no to that too |
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"Would you fuck my dog.
The answer was no and I reported them
Probably the same guy!
Was the bloke from Wales?
He may have been, it was in our early days on Fab.
Worst thing was, the dog was the better looking of them.
I never saw his dog but he also asked if he could fuck our guide dog puppy.
I said no to that too "
OMG He needs some serious help.
I think we just blocked him instantly if I remember correctly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you like a blumpkin....
Wish I hadn't googled that one
We made the mistake of googling that after seeing it on Catfish lol
I shall learn from your horror and not Google it."
Elcee- don't I've never been the same since lol |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Would you like a blumpkin....
Wish I hadn't googled that one
We made the mistake of googling that after seeing it on Catfish lol
I shall learn from your horror and not Google it."
Don't Google clamkin either  |
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I posted in the funniest message thread earlier, but think it's more suited to here
Had a message from someone saying,
they wished I was their mum, and they'd like to fuck me
He was also younger than my eldest son!
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I've had some real shockers in my time, but the weirdest one has to be the one from the guy asking if I could be a surrogate, and have a baby for him to keep.
Yes thats right, he wanted to fuck me, get me pregnant, and for me to give my baby over to him afterwards.
He had a loooong message and profile dedicated to it, in lots of depth.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can you come to my house and cum on my husband's pillow"
Genuine opening message I received a while back...i chose not to reply "
I would have said no sorry im not into pillows, I get so much more satisfaction from wipeing it on the curtains instead. Shall we say about 9 pm, and will it be just the one room or am I to do decorate the spare as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can you come to my house and cum on my husband's pillow"
Genuine opening message I received a while back...i chose not to reply
I would have said no sorry im not into pillows, I get so much more satisfaction from wipeing it on the curtains instead. Shall we say about 9 pm, and will it be just the one room or am I to do decorate the spare as well "
Ha.
A fine response indeed...i chose the cowards way |
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I have really loved this thread and laughed out loud loads!!
What is interesting to note is that almost all the messages are from men. Good to see that we still don't disappoint when it comes to being the weirdest part of the human species!!! |
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Had a message late last night.
Title "Slave"
"We are recruiting now."
Slightly strange especially as they are over 200 miles away...
I work shifts and got a message from a guy who is nothing like we are looking for asking if we could play.
I told him I was at work, so he asked if I would like him and his mum to go round and pleasure Frisky...
I politely declined and blocked... |
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