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By *BC TWO OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago
Leicester / Birmingham /Bucks |
We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them 
I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose |
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"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them
I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose"
And have you encountered some that are bad ? What do you do then after starting them off ? Lol |
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"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them
I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them
I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose
And have you encountered some that are bad ? What do you do then after starting them off ? Lol "
Lol I'm assuming he proceeds to the deeds without oral but wow this thread is so funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Simple Tell them you would love to have a hot shower etc. If they dont know its smells they wont be offended by a little shower other hand If it smells can be an sti etc or just bad hygiene :x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was on a 6 month course of folic acid and I thought it made my vaginal secretions taste metallic. I told my buddy so he didn't go down there, but he did anyway. |
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By *BC TWO OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago
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"The question is, has anyone ever ran away from you after their nose has been near your genitals?"
nop I always shower and put on some cologne before meets I'm quite the debonair gentleman  |
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I have yet to come across a smelly cock (please god never) but I normally speak my mind
I would say without hesitation that it goes no further
Anyone that turns up to meet me without making an effort to at least clean themselves isn’t worth my time .. I made 100% effort for them
Harsh but true !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First guy I met was a random 4 in the morning meet and he stunk. Not really his fault as I woke him up.
Love a smelly pussy tho. If I want to lick a bar of soap. I will go in the bathroom and do just that.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...
Admittedly this isn't very subtle  "
I'd take a miner bird in with me
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them
I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose"
Do you get nectar points too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The question is, has anyone ever ran away from you after their nose has been near your genitals? nop I always shower and put on some cologne before meets I'm quite the debonair gentleman "
Your penis can still smell, unless you have immediately showered, and washed it, before getting undressed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the 80s it was popular for advertisers to you what was known as “scratch & sniff”.
The disadvantage being if the smells bad it’s under your finger nails "
And don't forget to wash your hands before having a scratch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First guy I met was a random 4 in the morning meet and he stunk. Not really his fault as I woke him up.
Love a smelly pussy tho. If I want to lick a bar of soap. I will go in the bathroom and do just that.
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Valid point about licking the soap. Even worse than soap is when they use deodorant (was going to type anti perspirant but don't think I can spell it)
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...
Admittedly this isn't very subtle "
This is my favourite post today, I just snorted coffee out of my nose  |
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"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them
I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose"
Isn't that called " the cheeky hitler"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Never come across a smelly vagina...but have come across a couple of whiffy cocks...I'm blunt...and told them under no uncertain terms that I wasn't gonna be going any further with play and that they should wash more thoroughly before meets...one got shitty and left (thank god)...the other was apologetic, admitted he'd come straight from work and we're still mates (never went near his cock again though)
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them
I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose"
Surely a quick wipe clean using the curtains should do the trick... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First guy I met was a random 4 in the morning meet and he stunk. Not really his fault as I woke him up.
Love a smelly pussy tho. If I want to lick a bar of soap. I will go in the bathroom and do just that.
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Hoping you mean Natural masculine or feminine genital smells. As unclean, unwashed in a while smells are nasty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've only met one guy with a winkle that smelt horrid. Luckily we were in a very tightly confined car so I just said my back hurt and kissed my way up his stomach and out of the danger zone.
Weird thing is, whatever aftershave he used was divine! Probably to mask the scent!   |
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By *BC TWO OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago
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"I've only met one guy with a winkle that smelt horrid. Luckily we were in a very tightly confined car so I just said my back hurt and kissed my way up his stomach and out of the danger zone.
Weird thing is, whatever aftershave he used was divine! Probably to mask the scent! "
Ooh which aftershave was that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The question is, has anyone ever ran away from you after their nose has been near your genitals? nop I always shower and put on some cologne before meets I'm quite the debonair gentleman
Your penis can still smell, unless you have immediately showered, and washed it, before getting undressed. "
Exactly! And what happens when those guys have a pee just before meeting? How do you guys clean your penis from that urine? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've only met one guy with a winkle that smelt horrid. Luckily we were in a very tightly confined car so I just said my back hurt and kissed my way up his stomach and out of the danger zone.
Weird thing is, whatever aftershave he used was divine! Probably to mask the scent!
Ooh which aftershave was that? "
He refused to tell me! Said it was a secret. I saw him on here about a year ago (married now but on the site as single) and even though it had been a couple of years he still wouldn't tell me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never come across a smelly vagina...but have come across a couple of whiffy cocks...I'm blunt...and told them under no uncertain terms that I wasn't gonna be going any further with play and that they should wash more thoroughly before meets...one got shitty and left (thank god)...the other was apologetic, admitted he'd come straight from work and we're still mates (never went near his cock again though)
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Meets straight from work are a turn off for me. I prepare myself to be clean and expect the same! |
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By *BC TWO OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago
Leicester / Birmingham /Bucks |
"I've only met one guy with a winkle that smelt horrid. Luckily we were in a very tightly confined car so I just said my back hurt and kissed my way up his stomach and out of the danger zone.
Weird thing is, whatever aftershave he used was divine! Probably to mask the scent!
Ooh which aftershave was that?
He refused to tell me! Said it was a secret. I saw him on here about a year ago (married now but on the site as single) and even though it had been a couple of years he still wouldn't tell me! "
Wow a very food kept secret. |
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"Never come across a smelly vagina...but have come across a couple of whiffy cocks...I'm blunt...and told them under no uncertain terms that I wasn't gonna be going any further with play and that they should wash more thoroughly before meets...one got shitty and left (thank god)...the other was apologetic, admitted he'd come straight from work and we're still mates (never went near his cock again though)
Omg I just read your profile name as "Whiffy Trumpets" - apologies but the OP must take some blame for starting this smelly and oh so funny thread
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By (user no longer on site)
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My foreplay is chucking a guy in the bath and washing his body and willy anyway so I know they're clean. Or if that wasn't possible I'd ask if he's had a shit since he last showered (I like rimming so arse area is important) a bit of piss or sweat funk wouldn't bother me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...
Admittedly this isn't very subtle "
I send in ferrets, if the come out of the knickers at all, I'm good to go. |
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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago
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Most men have got no excuse for having smelly cock. It's easy enough to clean the tackle before encounters. An unfortunate few have foreskins that won't retract making cleaning difficult but tbh they shouldn't expect oral imo.
It is more difficult for women as the dreaded bacterial vaginosis can be undetectable until penetration (finger or cock). There are many remedies available over-the-counter now and even an ad on the telly. |
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sounds like I have been really lucky so far!! had one guy coming to mine once (already knew him) who even asked if he could have a shower first thing as he had been in town before. .. very considerate. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First guy I met was a random 4 in the morning meet and he stunk. Not really his fault as I woke him up.
Love a smelly pussy tho. If I want to lick a bar of soap. I will go in the bathroom and do just that.
Hoping you mean Natural masculine or feminine genital smells. As unclean, unwashed in a while smells are nasty. "
Don't like smelly cocks. Full stop.
Lady areas. I love it ,say after a days work ,even first thing in the morning.
Natural smell of all juices down there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...
Admittedly this isn't very subtle "
 that made me snort |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I met a guy who's used my lol b4 we started to play and when it was my turn to go down on him all I could smell was he's dirty ass I jus told him did he wash after he used the loo as meet will be over I don't think he liked it as he left lol |
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"The question is, has anyone ever ran away from you after their nose has been near your genitals?
Is any one actually going to admit to having a smelly foo foo lol "
Nope mine definitely isn't smelly at the moment |
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"sounds like I have been really lucky so far!! had one guy coming to mine once (already knew him) who even asked if he could have a shower first thing as he had been in town before. .. very considerate. .. "
Cool . Can i have a shower after the travelling too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...
Admittedly this isn't very subtle
I send in ferrets, if the come out of the knickers at all, I'm good to go. "
Hahaha!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...
Admittedly this isn't very subtle "
I literally laughed so hard I nearly peed reading that!! Made my day ???? |
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to me there is a big difference between healthy and sick unhealthy smells. I like someone who you know is normally clean and healthy to let their cock or pussy go for a few days. Find that pissy musty scent a real turn on. |
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