I like playing the hopeless plumber who fixes your leaking washing machine. Wearing a dodgy Afro wig and talking in a crazy Dutch accent too. Always made better with 70s porno music on in the background.
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"Im not great at it! I just find it funny. Although i do have a few geeky role plays in my head that i want to try!
Like what??"
Well i have a kaylee from firefly costume and a tall dark fb that i could make dress up like simon and have some shiny sexy fun! |
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"Did this once with my partner...
It was a powerful experience to the point she became upset at being too realistic and frightening."
I feel your pain. The Mrs went mad when I told her I was paid by the hour and I had to down tools and get a part from the supplier. Water everywhere and part was on back order too. Nightmare. |
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"Did this once with my partner...
It was a powerful experience to the point she became upset at being too realistic and frightening.
I feel your pain. The Mrs went mad when I told her I was paid by the hour and I had to down tools and get a part from the supplier. Water everywhere and part was on back order too. Nightmare."
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"Did this once with my partner...
It was a powerful experience to the point she became upset at being too realistic and frightening.
I feel your pain. The Mrs went mad when I told her I was paid by the hour and I had to down tools and get a part from the supplier. Water everywhere and part was on back order too. Nightmare."
I quickly changed career and next week I became a postman. Her imaginary dog didn’t like me much, so we knocked that one on the head too. |
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"Did this once with my partner...
It was a powerful experience to the point she became upset at being too realistic and frightening.
I feel your pain. The Mrs went mad when I told her I was paid by the hour and I had to down tools and get a part from the supplier. Water everywhere and part was on back order too. Nightmare.
I quickly changed career and next week I became a postman. Her imaginary dog didn’t like me much, so we knocked that one on the head too."
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By *azsarCouple
over a year ago
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"I like playing the hopeless plumber who fixes your leaking washing machine. Wearing a dodgy Afro wig and talking in a crazy Dutch accent too. Always made better with 70s porno music on in the background.
Mr"
Us plumbers are just the best |
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I did a meet me in the pub and pretend I don't know you date with a good friend . I felt like everyone was looking at me . And could not even look up at anyone . I stood at the bar and got my self a drink .. bar staff must have thought I was nuts when the nervous laughter started! As I sent him the where the fuck are you I'm dying here! Text ... He was behind me watching thinking it was funny !! ! The fantasy was nothing like the reality!  |
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By *olliPineCouple
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In my previous job I was in a sales role.
As our training they asked us to role play to hone our selling techniques.
My answer to this
'My wife has been trying to get me to role play for the last 10 years and it hasn't happened yet, so it certainly isn't going to happen here today'.
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"In my previous job I was in a sales role.
As our training they asked us to role play to hone our selling techniques.
My answer to this
'My wife has been trying to get me to role play for the last 10 years and it hasn't happened yet, so it certainly isn't going to happen here today'.
Needless to say, I was out of a job the following week "
I had to role play in an interview for m&s ! Needless to say I didn't get the job!! Was quite cross really! They want a sales assistant or a frigging actress!!  |
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I find a sense of humour and being able to laugh at yourself is a wonderful trait. This site is full of oddballs and never ceases to amaze me. Life should never be taken too seriously, you’ll never make it out alive.
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