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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So sexually what has turned you off in the past?
I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not.
We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said.
I got out as quick as I could  |
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past?
I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not.
We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said.
I got out as quick as I could "
Met a woman once, date was going really well, went to the bedroom and there was mess everywhere, old plates, dirty clothes and it smelt like the bedding haddnt been changed for a month |
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past?
I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not.
We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said.
I got out as quick as I could
Met a woman once, date was going really well, went to the bedroom and there was mess everywhere, old plates, dirty clothes and it smelt like the bedding haddnt been changed for a month"
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past?
I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not.
Wow freshen up Mr
We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said.
I got out as quick as I could "
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past?
I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not.
We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said.
I got out as quick as I could
Met a woman once, date was going really well, went to the bedroom and there was mess everywhere, old plates, dirty clothes and it smelt like the bedding haddnt been changed for a month
Did you do the deed?"
Similar to that ^^
I didn't bad hygiene is just rank!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past?
I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not.
We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said.
I got out as quick as I could
Met a woman once, date was going really well, went to the bedroom and there was mess everywhere, old plates, dirty clothes and it smelt like the bedding haddnt been changed for a month
Did you do the deed?"
No we had a bit of a play but the moment was killed when i realised the dirty socks and undies where tucked between the pillows, also thought how clean was she when she couldnt even keep her place clean |
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Had a hotel meet with a man. We started to get down to it then I discovered he had a cock 1" long and it was erect. Then he decided to ring his PA for his messages while I was on the bed naked. 15 minutes later he was still on the phone, I got dressed and left. |
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"Had a hotel meet with a man. We started to get down to it then I discovered he had a cock 1" long and it was erect. Then he decided to ring his PA for his messages while I was on the bed naked. 15 minutes later he was still on the phone, I got dressed and left. "
Cant have a dig over his size, but come on forget work when you have a date, no excuse for that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past?
I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not.
We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said.
I got out as quick as I could
Met a woman once, date was going really well, went to the bedroom and there was mess everywhere, old plates, dirty clothes and it smelt like the bedding haddnt been changed for a month
Did you do the deed?
No we had a bit of a play but the moment was killed when i realised the dirty socks and undies where tucked between the pillows, also thought how clean was she when she couldnt even keep her place clean"
If actually be sick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past?
I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not.
We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said.
I got out as quick as I could
Met a woman once, date was going really well, went to the bedroom and there was mess everywhere, old plates, dirty clothes and it smelt like the bedding haddnt been changed for a month
Did you do the deed?
No we had a bit of a play but the moment was killed when i realised the dirty socks and undies where tucked between the pillows, also thought how clean was she when she couldnt even keep her place clean
If actually be sick "
It must have been the shortes meet i had if you exclude the social bit down the pub...wont lie it was very hard trying to "rise" for the moment, told her i wasnt feeling well and left |
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By *cot611Man
over a year ago
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biggest turn off and frustration for me is when a girl stops me from going down on her and says thats too personal for the first time. I dont usually let it put a stop to things and consider it their loss more than mine. bloody love being down there too!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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At the tender age of about 21 i was seeing a much older women around the age of 37, even though she said she was 33 i could tell she was closer to 40, she had a cracking body though, Better than most 18yr olds, anyway to cut a long story short i went down on her and she had a tampon in at the time.
This fact however was not the problem i knew she had a tampon in and i was rather enjoying it anyway, i was pulling on it a little while licking the clit and then letting it go, the pussy was sucking it back in with a nice clamping vacumm effect, however after 5 or ten minutes i decided it was time to take it out and discard it over my shoulder, so i did and to my horror spotted another little string in there but further up, i thought id better mention it because obviously shed forgotten about this one and it could of been there for days! Dangerous! Anyway her legs snapped shut like an alligators mouth and she scarpered to the toilet rather sharpish, only to return ten minutes latter looking rather embarrassed, i told her not to worry about it and fucked her sensless anyway, i just had visions of the second one being green and half missing so needless to say i never met her again after that, 2 tampon suzie was her nickname whenever i recant the story  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"At the tender age of about 21 i was seeing a much older women around the age of 37, even though she said she was 33 i could tell she was closer to 40, she had a cracking body though, Better than most 18yr olds, anyway to cut a long story short i went down on her and she had a tampon in at the time.
This fact however was not the problem i knew she had a tampon in and i was rather enjoying it anyway, i was pulling on it a little while licking the clit and then letting it go, the pussy was sucking it back in with a nice clamping vacumm effect, however after 5 or ten minutes i decided it was time to take it out and discard it over my shoulder, so i did and to my horror spotted another little string in there but further up, i thought id better mention it because obviously shed forgotten about this one and it could of been there for days! Dangerous! Anyway her legs snapped shut like an alligators mouth and she scarpered to the toilet rather sharpish, only to return ten minutes latter looking rather embarrassed, i told her not to worry about it and fucked her sensless anyway, i just had visions of the second one being green and half missing so needless to say i never met her again after that, 2 tampon suzie was her nickname whenever i recant the story "
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By (user no longer on site)
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And another one but ill try keep this one shorter, picture this
Iv got my ex girlfriend laid flat on the bed face down with her legs spread, im fucking her butthole while im reaching round and playing with her clit, shes really wet so wet i can feel her gushing alittle, anyway shes turns round and says rather hastily, "i need a piss"!
Call it intuition or somesort of sixth sense but i just knew she was gonna lose her bowls. Being a gentleman i jump off so she can do what she has to do but on the way to the toilet a lump of poo falls out onto the bedroom floor which she scooped up asthough it was a freshly dropped wad of cash that some poor sod had just dropped, obviously she did it as quick as poss in the hope of not being seen but it was too late id seen it, to save her blushs i actually got some baby wipes and cleaned the carpet before she returned from the toilet and pretended asthough everything was good, we was together for a few years after that  |
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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago
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Mine is tame. Met a guy at hotel had a few drinks in the bar first. Had chatted for a while he seemed cool but my days he turned out to be such a negative nelly. Real chip on his shoulder gave out about everything. I couldn’t bring myself to let him touch me so left and went home frustrated |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine is tame. Met a guy at hotel had a few drinks in the bar first. Had chatted for a while he seemed cool but my days he turned out to be such a negative nelly. Real chip on his shoulder gave out about everything. I couldn’t bring myself to let him touch me so left and went home frustrated "
yeah that is tame but we cant all be sordid freaks like me |
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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago
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"Mine is tame. Met a guy at hotel had a few drinks in the bar first. Had chatted for a while he seemed cool but my days he turned out to be such a negative nelly. Real chip on his shoulder gave out about everything. I couldn’t bring myself to let him touch me so left and went home frustrated yeah that is tame but we cant all be sordid freaks like me "
I’m quite happy bout that ik stick with tame wouldn’t be able i is a wimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I understand though _iffa, negativity really bugs me, first ever girlfriend was really really negative, always falling out with the few friends she had, part of the reason i left her |
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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago
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Oh I thought of another. Few years ago, before the Netflix and chill revolution, guy I was seeing, he new I like foreign films so got a French one to lure me in,
don’t no why I really only wanted to rip his pants off anyway getting down to it and this horrible scene came on and caught my eye actually made me sick. No sexy times that night |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh I thought of another. Few years ago, before the Netflix and chill revolution, guy I was seeing, he new I like foreign films so got a French one to lure me in,
don’t no why I really only wanted to rip his pants off anyway getting down to it and this horrible scene came on and caught my eye actually made me sick. No sexy times that night"
Men ehhh! We try but yet we still fuck it up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And another one but ill try keep this one shorter, picture this
Iv got my ex girlfriend laid flat on the bed face down with her legs spread, im fucking her butthole while im reaching round and playing with her clit, shes really wet so wet i can feel her gushing alittle, anyway shes turns round and says rather hastily, "i need a piss"!
Call it intuition or somesort of sixth sense but i just knew she was gonna lose her bowls. Being a gentleman i jump off so she can do what she has to do but on the way to the toilet a lump of poo falls out onto the bedroom floor which she scooped up asthough it was a freshly dropped wad of cash that some poor sod had just dropped, obviously she did it as quick as poss in the hope of not being seen but it was too late id seen it, to save her blushs i actually got some baby wipes and cleaned the carpet before she returned from the toilet and pretended asthough everything was good, we was together for a few years after that "
Shouldn't laugh at this but I did  |
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By *aveywMan
over a year ago
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Met a couple in Manchester a few years ago. Met in a pub as was only supposed to be a social. We got on really well and after a good few drinks decided to go to the hotel I was staying at. Back in the room myself and the lady started playing on the bed. Guy strips off and is just watching and wanking. This is all fine with me. Then he suddenly starts giving instructions. Do it this way. Go down on her. Go harder. Do this. Do that. Eventually she just sighed and said “every fucking time!” “He just can’t let me do as I want”. I lost erection almost immediately. He did apologise to be fair but as much as she tried I couldn’t get going again. It just killed the moment. |
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Met a couple, had a great social so went back to their hotel room. Things going really well when she starts sniffing poppers telling me its so she can take my rather large manhood in her ass. I cant stand taking drugs and started to lose interest. She tries to get me back in the game with little success. Then she says would I rather her man get me excited. This is the point at which I feign illness and leave.... |
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Having agreed to meet at a hotel bar for a couple of drinks, and then head back to her home after. Brief fun was had. Then her teenage son came home and parked himself in his bedroom, somewhere between me and the bathroom. I wasn't prepared to try to find this bathroom while fumbling for a lightswitch, so waited till about 3am before leaving through the front door, and peeing for what seemed like an eternity somewhere in the street. |
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Went to a guys house and all i could smell was dog piss. It was all over the stairs and floor. I slipped and fell hurting my back. My clothes stunk. He quickly drove me home making me sit on an old blanket so hes van didnt stink. I got home took a shower and chucked out the clothes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy I met who talked non stop throughout. Constantly. Non stop. Asking me questions the whole time.
Put me off wanting to see him again.
Was like having a narrator during a porno. Sir David Attenborough would have talked less during a rare wildlife show. |
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By *aelawMan
over a year ago
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"A guy I met who talked non stop throughout. Constantly. Non stop. Asking me questions the whole time.
Put me off wanting to see him again.
Was like having a narrator during a porno. Sir David Attenborough would have talked less during a rare wildlife show. "
*cringe* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy I met who talked non stop throughout. Constantly. Non stop. Asking me questions the whole time.
Put me off wanting to see him again.
Was like having a narrator during a porno. Sir David Attenborough would have talked less during a rare wildlife show. "
I had this too, one of my worst meets ever... also he was wearing a thermal vest, smelt of BO on the armpits, tasted disgusting of e cig vapes, and told me he had bad skin just as I got naked on bed. His coffee was even awful and tepid. He then got off the bed at the vital moment to fetch a condom, I can still see it now dangling off his cock full of cum..yuek. He had a nice cat though, it was a bit mangey poor thing, but he got grumpy coz it was on my lap on sofa and I was stroking it. He told it to get down and said it wasn't to have all the attention. He was my oldest meet at 61. XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every mans dream, a threesome, blonde girl and brunette, get in I thought, all get naked, kissing fondling, they both go down on me, I'm in heaven. Blonde lays the brunette down and then stick her arse in the air, I get near her pussy and the smell hits me, rotten fishy sweaty, awful, my hard on just went, took and age to get it back as my face smelt of her, took the gloss off what should have been a memorable full filled sexual fantasy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my name gets called out during the moment, I don't no why but it just ruins the moment for me, or if I'm asked constantly to say their name during the moment! If that's what you like I don't mind saying it a couple of times but I don't like sounding like a broken record |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had an outdoor meet with a TV, when it came to him unzipping his trousers, there was a huge waft of the most offensive smell, ever.
His cock smelled so bad that I accidentally threw up on him. That was my cue to get home, saying I wasn't well. I didn't even put his cock anywhere near my mouth.
The smell followed me home. I was green for about a week.  |
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"Had an outdoor meet with a TV, when it came to him unzipping his trousers, there was a huge waft of the most offensive smell, ever.
His cock smelled so bad that I accidentally threw up on him. That was my cue to get home, saying I wasn't well. I didn't even put his cock anywhere near my mouth.
The smell followed me home. I was green for about a week. "
Bad hygiene is the biggest turn off for me, my sense of smell is strong too, I feel your pain. |
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"Had an outdoor meet with a TV, when it came to him unzipping his trousers, there was a huge waft of the most offensive smell, ever.
His cock smelled so bad that I accidentally threw up on him. That was my cue to get home, saying I wasn't well. I didn't even put his cock anywhere near my mouth.
The smell followed me home. I was green for about a week. "
That's what happened to me when I first started meeting.
Nowadays I wash all the guys I'm meeting when they arrive.
I just tell them it's my kinky fetish to wash cock. |
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Worst for me was a hotel meet with me my ex the couple who asked for a meet and another couple incase one of us didn't show. Well we all kick off for fun I'm going down on our sexy blond host when I suddenly get a metallic taste in my mouth, anyway the girlfriend takes over and instantly I see the red smudge access her mouth. Our host has just cime on. Shitting hell we both looked like harlequin and the joker. Shortly after we left. |
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past?
I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not.
We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said.
I got out as quick as I could "
Oh god that's so Vile!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past?
I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not.
We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said.
I got out as quick as I could
Oh god that's so Vile!!! "
It was. His actual excise was that he had taken a shit and didn't wipe his ads properly. I mean like I care  |
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. I asked her in the nicest way possible what's going on with her bathroom to which she replied. It's always like that or something to that affect. Safe to say i slept in a separate room which was a mess and no pillow ha. I'm gonna start asking for picture's of the place i'm staying just as much as a face picture 
