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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Step by step guide
1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby online now (not too close. Some don't like to play too close to home)
2. Take time read the profile. Enjoy the pictures - Fab your favourites.
3. Check that they are looking for a single guy. Make sure you're in their age range.
4. Compose a polite message. Don't be rude or crude. Be respectful. If it's a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the "key phrase" they put near the bottom of the profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember "no pic. No reply"
5. Check it and press send.
6. Check sent messages - is the blue dot there? Yes!! They're still on line.
6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.
7. Wait one minute - check "who viewed me". Yes!! It's them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.
8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox. Hmmmmm. nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! They're still online & they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.
9. Wait two minutes. Check mailbox again. Still nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! It stilll shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot has gone. They've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.
10. Wait five minutes. Check sent mail. Yes!! Blue dot!! they're back on!! Allow levels to rise again.
11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail. No!!!!!!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, but it's irrelevant. You hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.
12. Find a new profile and return to step 1.
13. Repeat
14. Repeat
15. Repeat
16. Repeat
17. Google "porn hub"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Couples go through all that too you know (or maybe it's just us)"
Maybe the site should have a "thanks but no thanks " option that you can use to politely respond to messages |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"Step by step guide
1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby online now (not too close. Some don't like to play too close to home)
2. Take time read the profile. Enjoy the pictures - Fab your favourites.
3. Check that they are looking for a single guy. Make sure you're in their age range.
4. Compose a polite message. Don't be rude or crude. Be respectful. If it's a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the "key phrase" they put near the bottom of the profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember "no pic. No reply"
5. Check it and press send.
6. Check sent messages - is the blue dot there? Yes!! They're still on line.
6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.
7. Wait one minute - check "who viewed me". Yes!! It's them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.
8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox. Hmmmmm. nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! They're still online & they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.
9. Wait two minutes. Check mailbox again. Still nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! It stilll shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot has gone. They've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.
10. Wait five minutes. Check sent mail. Yes!! Blue dot!! they're back on!! Allow levels to rise again.
11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail. No!!!!!!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, but it's irrelevant. You hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.
12. Find a new profile and return to step 1.
13. Repeat
14. Repeat
15. Repeat
16. Repeat
17. Google "porn hub"
"
Hilarious!  |
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"Step by step guide
1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby online now (not too close. Some don't like to play too close to home)
2. Take time read the profile. Enjoy the pictures - Fab your favourites.
3. Check that they are looking for a single guy. Make sure you're in their age range.
4. Compose a polite message. Don't be rude or crude. Be respectful. If it's a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the "key phrase" they put near the bottom of the profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember "no pic. No reply"
5. Check it and press send.
6. Check sent messages - is the blue dot there? Yes!! They're still on line.
6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.
7. Wait one minute - check "who viewed me". Yes!! It's them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.
8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox. Hmmmmm. nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! They're still online & they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.
9. Wait two minutes. Check mailbox again. Still nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! It stilll shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot has gone. They've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.
10. Wait five minutes. Check sent mail. Yes!! Blue dot!! they're back on!! Allow levels to rise again.
11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail. No!!!!!!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, but it's irrelevant. You hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.
12. Find a new profile and return to step 1.
13. Repeat
14. Repeat
15. Repeat
16. Repeat
17. Google "porn hub"
"
Just so spot on! Crying with laughter, you must read minds...  |
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"If you've done the number 4 bit they're bloody rude for not replying. Be thankful you won't have to meet them.
Then do 17 on repeat. More fun. x  "
I always do number 4 and rarely get a reply, 1 in 50 if I'm lucky  |
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"Couples go through all that too you know (or maybe it's just us)
Maybe the site should have a "thanks but no thanks " option that you can use to politely respond to messages"
This site had a no thanks button. People complained it was impersonal. |
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"Step by step guide
1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby online now (not too close. Some don't like to play too close to home)
2. Take time read the profile. Enjoy the pictures - Fab your favourites.
3. Check that they are looking for a single guy. Make sure you're in their age range.
4. Compose a polite message. Don't be rude or crude. Be respectful. If it's a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the "key phrase" they put near the bottom of the profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember "no pic. No reply"
5. Check it and press send.
6. Check sent messages - is the blue dot there? Yes!! They're still on line.
6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.
7. Wait one minute - check "who viewed me". Yes!! It's them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.
8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox. Hmmmmm. nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! They're still online & they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.
9. Wait two minutes. Check mailbox again. Still nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! It stilll shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot has gone. They've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.
10. Wait five minutes. Check sent mail. Yes!! Blue dot!! they're back on!! Allow levels to rise again.
11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail. No!!!!!!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, but it's irrelevant. You hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.
12. Find a new profile and return to step 1.
13. Repeat
14. Repeat
15. Repeat
16. Repeat
17. Google "porn hub"
"
Wow. You expect a reply within minutes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you've done the number 4 bit they're bloody rude for not replying. Be thankful you won't have to meet them.
Then do 17 on repeat. More fun. x
I always do number 4 and rarely get a reply, 1 in 50 if I'm lucky "
I get the same ratio of replies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step by step guide
1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby online now (not too close. Some don't like to play too close to home)
2. Take time read the profile. Enjoy the pictures - Fab your favourites.
3. Check that they are looking for a single guy. Make sure you're in their age range.
4. Compose a polite message. Don't be rude or crude. Be respectful. If it's a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the "key phrase" they put near the bottom of the profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember "no pic. No reply"
5. Check it and press send.
6. Check sent messages - is the blue dot there? Yes!! They're still on line.
6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.
7. Wait one minute - check "who viewed me". Yes!! It's them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.
8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox. Hmmmmm. nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! They're still online & they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.
9. Wait two minutes. Check mailbox again. Still nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! It stilll shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot has gone. They've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.
10. Wait five minutes. Check sent mail. Yes!! Blue dot!! they're back on!! Allow levels to rise again.
11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail. No!!!!!!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, but it's irrelevant. You hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.
12. Find a new profile and return to step 1.
13. Repeat
14. Repeat
15. Repeat
16. Repeat
17. Google "porn hub"
"
LMAO....that genuinely made me laugh ....just pictured the whole scenario  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Step by step guide
1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby online now (not too close. Some don't like to play too close to home)
2. Take time read the profile. Enjoy the pictures - Fab your favourites.
3. Check that they are looking for a single guy. Make sure you're in their age range.
4. Compose a polite message. Don't be rude or crude. Be respectful. If it's a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the "key phrase" they put near the bottom of the profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember "no pic. No reply"
5. Check it and press send.
6. Check sent messages - is the blue dot there? Yes!! They're still on line.
6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.
7. Wait one minute - check "who viewed me". Yes!! It's them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.
8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox. Hmmmmm. nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! They're still online & they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.
9. Wait two minutes. Check mailbox again. Still nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! It stilll shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot has gone. They've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.
10. Wait five minutes. Check sent mail. Yes!! Blue dot!! they're back on!! Allow levels to rise again.
11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail. No!!!!!!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, but it's irrelevant. You hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.
12. Find a new profile and return to step 1.
13. Repeat
14. Repeat
15. Repeat
16. Repeat
17. Google "porn hub"
LMAO....that genuinely made me laugh ....just pictured the whole scenario "
It's the hope that kills you!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Step by step guide
1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby online now (not too close. Some don't like to play too close to home)
2. Take time read the profile. Enjoy the pictures - Fab your favourites.
3. Check that they are looking for a single guy. Make sure you're in their age range.
4. Compose a polite message. Don't be rude or crude. Be respectful. If it's a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the "key phrase" they put near the bottom of the profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember "no pic. No reply"
5. Check it and press send.
6. Check sent messages - is the blue dot there? Yes!! They're still on line.
6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.
7. Wait one minute - check "who viewed me". Yes!! It's them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.
8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox. Hmmmmm. nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! They're still online & they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.
9. Wait two minutes. Check mailbox again. Still nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! It stilll shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot has gone. They've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.
10. Wait five minutes. Check sent mail. Yes!! Blue dot!! they're back on!! Allow levels to rise again.
11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail. No!!!!!!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, but it's irrelevant. You hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.
12. Find a new profile and return to step 1.
13. Repeat
14. Repeat
15. Repeat
16. Repeat
17. Google "porn hub"
Just so spot on! Crying with laughter, you must read minds... "
The struggle is real my man! |
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I havesaid this a few times on this forum, but if you concentrate on your inbox and forget about your sent box, your time here will be far less demoralising
Be polite, be specific (no cut & paste obviousness) but be yourself - accept not everyone will lone you, but some will. Whats the rush? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's depressing, I certainly don't follow that set of steps sorry pal.
I think others will say the same but I don't care if someone don't respond. Good possibility they're not in my league anyway when I actually meet them in the flesh as has happened in the past.
Just send a message and forget you have. Key virtue to have here is patience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step by step guide
1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby online now (not too close. Some don't like to play too close to home)
2. Take time read the profile. Enjoy the pictures - Fab your favourites.
3. Check that they are looking for a single guy. Make sure you're in their age range.
4. Compose a polite message. Don't be rude or crude. Be respectful. If it's a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the "key phrase" they put near the bottom of the profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember "no pic. No reply"
5. Check it and press send.
6. Check sent messages - is the blue dot there? Yes!! They're still on line.
6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.
7. Wait one minute - check "who viewed me". Yes!! It's them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.
8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox. Hmmmmm. nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! They're still online & they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.
9. Wait two minutes. Check mailbox again. Still nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! It stilll shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot has gone. They've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.
10. Wait five minutes. Check sent mail. Yes!! Blue dot!! they're back on!! Allow levels to rise again.
11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail. No!!!!!!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, but it's irrelevant. You hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.
12. Find a new profile and return to step 1.
13. Repeat
14. Repeat
15. Repeat
16. Repeat
17. Google "porn hub"
Hilarious! "
but true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very funny but no 6 should be 'delete sent message and either find another profile or get on with your day' then when you do get a reply it will be a lovely surprise  "
Nah, don't do this.
If you are anything like me you need to see what you sent before probably as you've forgot. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's depressing, I certainly don't follow that set of steps sorry pal.
I think others will say the same but I don't care if someone don't respond. Good possibility they're not in my league anyway when I actually meet them in the flesh as has happened in the past.
Just send a message and forget you have. Key virtue to have here is patience "
Bear in mind this is a tongue in cheek step by step guide for beginners.
I'm having a laugh not having a moan. |
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"Step by step guide
1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby online now (not too close. Some don't like to play too close to home)
2. Take time read the profile. Enjoy the pictures - Fab your favourites.
3. Check that they are looking for a single guy. Make sure you're in their age range.
4. Compose a polite message. Don't be rude or crude. Be respectful. If it's a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the "key phrase" they put near the bottom of the profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember "no pic. No reply"
5. Check it and press send.
6. Check sent messages - is the blue dot there? Yes!! They're still on line.
6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.
7. Wait one minute - check "who viewed me". Yes!! It's them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.
8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox. Hmmmmm. nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! They're still online & they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.
9. Wait two minutes. Check mailbox again. Still nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! It stilll shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot has gone. They've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.
10. Wait five minutes. Check sent mail. Yes!! Blue dot!! they're back on!! Allow levels to rise again.
11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail. No!!!!!!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, but it's irrelevant. You hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.
12. Find a new profile and return to step 1.
13. Repeat
14. Repeat
15. Repeat
16. Repeat
17. Google "porn hub"
"
Your ability to describe my exact nightly routine is uncanny!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's depressing, I certainly don't follow that set of steps sorry pal.
I think others will say the same but I don't care if someone don't respond. Good possibility they're not in my league anyway when I actually meet them in the flesh as has happened in the past.
Just send a message and forget you have. Key virtue to have here is patience
Bear in mind this is a tongue in cheek step by step guide for beginners.
I'm having a laugh not having a moan."
Yeah I know, the tone of that post was probably not right response but I think many will read it and think yeah it's true and may be a little disheartened by it.
I just was trying to point out an easier approach for those who aren't having luck, not that I have a pouch of fairy dust to change anything.
It was funny though.  |
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"Step by step guide
1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby online now (not too close. Some don't like to play too close to home)
2. Take time read the profile. Enjoy the pictures - Fab your favourites.
3. Check that they are looking for a single guy. Make sure you're in their age range.
4. Compose a polite message. Don't be rude or crude. Be respectful. If it's a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the "key phrase" they put near the bottom of the profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember "no pic. No reply"
5. Check it and press send.
6. Check sent messages - is the blue dot there? Yes!! They're still on line.
6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.
7. Wait one minute - check "who viewed me". Yes!! It's them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.
8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox. Hmmmmm. nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! They're still online & they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.
9. Wait two minutes. Check mailbox again. Still nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! It stilll shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot has gone. They've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.
10. Wait five minutes. Check sent mail. Yes!! Blue dot!! they're back on!! Allow levels to rise again.
11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail. No!!!!!!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, but it's irrelevant. You hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.
12. Find a new profile and return to step 1.
13. Repeat
14. Repeat
15. Repeat
16. Repeat
17. Google "porn hub"
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here is a much easier way to deal with things...
1. Log on to Fab.
2. Go straight to the forums.
3. Enjoy the banter
This guy has it sussed.
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No 17 is wrong it should say 'Give up on Fab as single guys are ten a penny and google dating sites instead'
On dating sites there are probably more single women than single men and unsurprisingly they like sex just like the few women on Fab do . |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"Very funny but no 6 should be 'delete sent message and either find another profile or get on with your day' then when you do get a reply it will be a lovely surprise
Nah, don't do this.
If you are anything like me you need to see what you sent before probably as you've forgot.
Haha"
Absolutely. The number of times ive had to check what i sent. And i only chat to one or two people regularly! |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"No 17 is wrong it should say 'Give up on Fab as single guys are ten a penny and google dating sites instead'
On dating sites there are probably more single women than single men and unsurprisingly they like sex just like the few women on Fab do ."
Sense of humour bypass award and arrogant thread of the day award. Same thread. Impressive skills. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"No 17 is wrong it should say 'Give up on Fab as single guys are ten a penny and google dating sites instead'
On dating sites there are probably more single women than single men and unsurprisingly they like sex just like the few women on Fab do .
Sense of humour bypass award and arrogant thread of the day award. Same thread. Impressive skills."
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"Step by step guide
1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby online now (not too close. Some don't like to play too close to home)
2. Take time read the profile. Enjoy the pictures - Fab your favourites.
3. Check that they are looking for a single guy. Make sure you're in their age range.
4. Compose a polite message. Don't be rude or crude. Be respectful. If it's a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the "key phrase" they put near the bottom of the profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember "no pic. No reply"
5. Check it and press send.
6. Check sent messages - is the blue dot there? Yes!! They're still on line.
6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.
7. Wait one minute - check "who viewed me". Yes!! It's them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.
8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox. Hmmmmm. nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! They're still online & they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.
9. Wait two minutes. Check mailbox again. Still nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! It stilll shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot has gone. They've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.
10. Wait five minutes. Check sent mail. Yes!! Blue dot!! they're back on!! Allow levels to rise again.
11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail. No!!!!!!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, but it's irrelevant. You hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.
12. Find a new profile and return to step 1.
13. Repeat
14. Repeat
15. Repeat
16. Repeat
17. Google "porn hub"
"
This made me lol in Costa. Mocha everywhere. Thanks for that mate!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Step by step guide
1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby online now (not too close. Some don't like to play too close to home)
2. Take time read the profile. Enjoy the pictures - Fab your favourites.
3. Check that they are looking for a single guy. Make sure you're in their age range.
4. Compose a polite message. Don't be rude or crude. Be respectful. If it's a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the "key phrase" they put near the bottom of the profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember "no pic. No reply"
5. Check it and press send.
6. Check sent messages - is the blue dot there? Yes!! They're still on line.
6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.
7. Wait one minute - check "who viewed me". Yes!! It's them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.
8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox. Hmmmmm. nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! They're still online & they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.
9. Wait two minutes. Check mailbox again. Still nothing. Check Sent Mail. Yes! It stilll shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot has gone. They've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.
10. Wait five minutes. Check sent mail. Yes!! Blue dot!! they're back on!! Allow levels to rise again.
11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail. No!!!!!!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, but it's irrelevant. You hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.
12. Find a new profile and return to step 1.
13. Repeat
14. Repeat
15. Repeat
16. Repeat
17. Google "porn hub"
This made me lol in Costa. Mocha everywhere. Thanks for that mate!!! "
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