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what would you hate to hear during sex
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My first serious boyfriend called me by another womans name during sex. Launched him off me and i brought it up in every argument for the next 9 years  "
What about if it had been a man's name?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I can't get it in, in this position. Your arse is too big" 
Your arse looks fine to me... bend over 
Why do you think I don't show it?   "
Off to perv...err peruse...in ninja mode |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It happens to everyone.
It really does though 
Oi that's supposed to be our secret
Still having to reassure you after all these years "
Lol you shoulder your burden very well. Angel in name and nature |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morring angel xxx
Morning lovely
Always nice seeing u in the forums angel  xx
You too sweet x
Sent u a friend request hun if its ok xxx"
That's fine lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It happens to everyone.
It really does though
Oi that's supposed to be our secret
Still having to reassure you after all these years
Lol you shoulder your burden very well. Angel in name and nature "
I try to make my men feel special |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morring angel xxx
Morning lovely
Always nice seeing u in the forums angel xx
You too sweet x
Sent u a friend request hun if its ok xxx
Thank you,sent xxxx
That's fine lovely "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a woman call me by her husband's name a few times which made me laugh, but conversely she used to call my name out when she was with her husband... he didn't like that so much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""evening all" in a policeman accent 
Lol had this when I was only 17, luckily was our local officer who I knew quite well, he just told us to hurry up and find somewhere more private next time "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I can't get it in, in this position. Your arse is too big"
Your arse looks fine to me... bend over
Why do you think I don't show it? "
Isn't your answer to this... 'if it's not big enough to reach the goods and appreciation this arse then put the chipolata away!'
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"I would hate to hear ...
' .. I hope my test results come through soon , been a little concerned after being one of 50 guys in the bareback gangbang'
Gulp "
Or, this makes a change I'm normally gangbanged in the back of my van .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you due on? There is a lot of blood here.
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That happened to me a few months ago. Safe to say she wasn't due on. 2 months without sex, and my bunjee is brand new! That was an experience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After a passionate session just after he came he was on top with his arms still round me
Looked me in the eyes and asked,,,
"How's your mum ?" !!!!!!
I was gobsmacked
We divorced within a year
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The front door open.
Makes me think of: The hotel manager knocking on the door."
On two occasions I've been resting naked on a hotel bed with a man, and housekeeping have let themselves in.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a passionate session just after he came he was on top with his arms still round me
Looked me in the eyes and asked,,,
"How's your mum ?" !!!!!!
I was gobsmacked
We divorced within a year
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Ha ha I did this with my ex wife! Lesson learnt lolol |
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true experience , with Mrs Soul taking advantage of me and my mate with recreational class A's scattered about the auditorium in a Travel lodge in Sheff ...... after hearing some knocking at the hotel room door , hearing the words ...."its South Yorkshire police could we just have a word please " ....... |
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"The front door open.
At 2am, on a weekend the teens are staying with their dad.
Son popping home for an Xbox game.
I've never 'accommodated' since! "
Hahahahaha I've never met at home and this is the reason why !
Looking to in the future but may we'll make them leave their keys here on those weekends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Don't mind me'
as B&B owners mother entered the bedroom in her nightie while ex was pumping away..
Apparently she wanted to check out window was closed..  |
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"true experience , with Mrs Soul taking advantage of me and my mate with recreational class A's scattered about the auditorium in a Travel lodge in Sheff ...... after hearing some knocking at the hotel room door , hearing the words ...."its South Yorkshire police could we just have a word please " ......."
Ooooh scary! |
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I've had a few absolute howlers in my time; ranging from my teenage years shagging a lass from Lupsett (dodgy area of Wakefield) who I met at my mate's 18th. We went back to her house and soon got down to business on the lounge sofa. At a crucial point of the proceedings, the girl's mum shouted downstairs "Will you two hurry up and finish, I'm trying to get some sleep"!
Whilst I was at uni, I had a young lady's family pooch sniff and lick my arse; what made matters worse is that the dog had the same name as my mate!
Probably the funniest was quite recently, when I met a couple at their house in the North East. In the throes of passion, I heard banging and clattering from the bedroom next door. I asked the wife what it was, she replied, "don't worry", she whispered breathlessly "it's his geriatric mother - she's got Alzheimers, so she hasn't got a clue what's going on"
I should write my memoirs, it's true, fact IS stranger than fiction. |
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A round of applause and cheers from the folk in the flat below.
It was the late 80s,we were students and the ones in the flat below and it was a very squeaky bed!
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Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak
Squeak.
Cheers and applause! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your cum taste disgusting,change ya diet our am not swallowing that again!!! My ex to me years ago hahaha"
mine tastes sweet, I shit you not.....drink vodka and ??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'You don't mind if the dog comes in the room do you ? He likes to see'
Yes this ACTUALLY happened to me on a fab meet !
I kid you not "
This is really strange. I hope you said no! Haha. |
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"'You don't mind if the dog comes in the room do you ? He likes to see'
Yes this ACTUALLY happened to me on a fab meet !
I kid you not This is really strange. I hope you said no! Haha. "
Actually I made out I received a text that I had to collect one of my children from school ... I am terrible at lying and actually was embarrassed at myself for not just telling him what I really thought !
Well naive back then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'You don't mind if the dog comes in the room do you ? He likes to see'
Yes this ACTUALLY happened to me on a fab meet !
I kid you not This is really strange. I hope you said no! Haha.
Actually I made out I received a text that I had to collect one of my children from school ... I am terrible at lying and actually was embarrassed at myself for not just telling him what I really thought !
Well naive back then "
At least it got you out of there haha. Some people are very strange. |
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