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Fancy an epic fuck?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in the same boat as you OP. It has been a while since I had sex. Really struggling to get my mojo back. Much rather cuddle up on the sofa with a Ben and Jerrys  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I currently have no desire for any intercouse related shenanigans either on a mediocre or epic scale. I may be unwell though and should probably take 2 paracetamol and try again tomorrow!
If you think you can admimister a photograph induced pick-me-up to help shake off this malaise, feel free to fill my inbox  |
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There's definitely a gap in the market for this, brought up to date with new technology.
If you want something obscure you just type it into eBay or Amazon and it arrives in a few days (or weeks if the seller was a bit sneaky and it had to come from China). Pay a bit extra for Amazon Prime and it's often there the next day, delivered to your door.
Imagine being able to select it like shoes, you can choose the size (snigger), style, colour and so on. Plus you could read the Amazon reviews  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in the same boat as you OP. It has been a while since I had sex. Really struggling to get my mojo back. Much rather cuddle up on the sofa with a Ben and Jerrys . "
That's quite the threesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do actually! Sorry to hear you don't 
Saving myself for the epic party I'm holding very soon  "
It's always better when you've not had any for a while... I should know |
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"I do actually! Sorry to hear you don't
Saving myself for the epic party I'm holding very soon
Oooooooh when's this ? Sounds like it's going to be fun"
Oh it will be, they always are but it's small and exclusive due to apartment size. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do actually! Sorry to hear you don't
Saving myself for the epic party I'm holding very soon
Oooooooh when's this ? Sounds like it's going to be fun
Oh it will be, they always are but it's small and exclusive due to apartment size. "
Oh ok that's fair enough |
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By *like6950Man
over a year ago
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I am ready for an epic fuck. Have a Swingers party this PM, have 7 m/f couples attending. Looking forward to one woman in particular who has been wanting to ride me for weeks. It WILL be an epic fuck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one! 
Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe"
It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone |
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"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!
Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe
It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone "
Must be choice cause u cant be short of offers |
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"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!
Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe
It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone "
Blimey an app ! Does it award you a certificate of achievement? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!
Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe
It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone
Must be choice cause u cant be short of offers "
You'd be surprised |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!
Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe
It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone
Blimey an app ! Does it award you a certificate of achievement? "
Yeah if I reach 150 days I get a bottle of vodka to drown my sorrows |
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"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!
Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe
It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone
Blimey an app ! Does it award you a certificate of achievement?
Yeah if I reach 150 days I get a bottle of vodka to drown my sorrows "
There must be an epic prize at 365 days .... and a cake |
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"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!
Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe
It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone
Must be choice cause u cant be short of offers "
Most of us get hundreds of offers but we want more than just some random bloke sticking his cock in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!
Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe
It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone
Must be choice cause u cant be short of offers
Most of us get hundreds of offers but we want more than just some random bloke sticking his cock in."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"133 days since my last one, so yeah I'd love one!
Have you got an Advent Calendar for sex? Hehe
It's become something of a joke amongst me and the girls... so yeah I have an app on my phone
Must be choice cause u cant be short of offers
Most of us get hundreds of offers but we want more than just some random bloke sticking his cock in."
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having the most awsome sex you could imagine with my FB's... So sex life is great! But I jave to admit I do miss the epic excitement of exploring an exciting new mind! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take an epic snogfest please... if that leads to an epic fuck I won't even get cross 
Now I really love the sound of that, I forget just how epic snogging is"
Ohhh a long kissing session with someone who knows how to do it just right, who can make you go weak at the knees and leave you breathless and wanting more with just the touch of their lips....those kind of kisses nearly always lead to the most epic and erotic of fucks.... yep snogging with the right person is quite simply epic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take an epic snogfest please... if that leads to an epic fuck I won't even get cross
Now I really love the sound of that, I forget just how epic snogging is"
I'll take this as well. A really good kissing session can be almost as good as sex. |
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