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By *urely4fun OP Man over a year ago

london

Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Dont try to surprise

Oscar pristorious

Post your best.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red and my mind is twisted

Bend over boy you're about to get fisted

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Roses are red and my mind is twisted

Bend over boy you're about to get fisted

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By *urely4fun OP Man over a year ago

london

"Roses are red and my mind is twisted

Bend over boy you're about to get fisted

Lol. Think id rather be shot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

roses are red ,

violets are blue,

iv got a knife,

get in the van .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"roses are red ,

violets are blue,

iv got a knife,

get in the van ."

Haha my mate used to say that to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Poetry is hard

Bacon

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple over a year ago

wirral

Roses are red

Violets are pert

Tickle me there

It makes me squirt.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

Violets are purple and roses are thorny;

I'd like you to know that I'm terribly....happy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's Saturday night

And I want to have fun with you

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Roses are red, violets are red, everything is red, my gardens on fire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red.

I have an erection.

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By *lectricSensationMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are Red...

This rhyme is too corny,

Lets just have sex,

I'm so fucking Horny!

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By *urely4fun OP Man over a year ago

london

"Roses are red.

I have an erection."

Valentines day must be so hard for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red and my mind is twisted

Bend over boy you're about to get fisted

I'll cum for you my Venus,

While I suck your fake penis!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are black.

Violets are black.

Everything is black.

I'm depressed...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are, ooh, look, beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red.

I have an erection."

Careful where you stick it

You might get an infection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are black.

Violets are black.

Everything is black.

I'm depressed..."

Reminds me of the painter sketch on the fast show!!!

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By *urely4fun OP Man over a year ago

london

"Roses are red.

I have an erection.

Careful where you stick it

You might get an infection

Killing it !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/09/17 22:16:01]

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

[Removed by poster at 02/09/17 22:16:29]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red.

I have an erection.

Careful where you stick it

You might get an infection

Excelent!

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I'm using my hand

But thinking of you

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Every time I hear your name deep inside I feel a pain.

To myself I put a question is the love or indigestion?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose are red

Violets are blue

My name's Dave

Microwave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's Dave?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I'm using my hand

But thinking of you

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Roses are red

Violets are twisted

Bend over love

You're about to get fisted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have cake

Do you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are twisted

Bend over love

You're about to get fisted"

If scroll up what's listed

You'll find I've already been fisted

So please give it a while

Else I will develop a pile!!!

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By *eading beddingMan over a year ago

Berks

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By *eading beddingMan over a year ago

Berks

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You weren't my first choice

But at ten to 11 you'll do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Fucking is inbred

Violets are blue

Cum is like glue

My love for you

Has petered out like poo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red and ready to be plucked,

Now you're 18 you're ready to be fucked.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have cake

Do you

Roses are red

Pink are most bums

I used to have cake

But I've only got crumbs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

What I thought was lube

Turned out to be glue

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Roses are red

I think I like you

Bend over your bed

So I can screw you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violeta are blue

Sheep go baahh

Cows go moo

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By *neoclockgunMan over a year ago

London

"Roses are red and my mind is twisted

Bend over boy you're about to get fisted

Lube up my ass - I must really insist

That your arm goes inside me, well past the wrist...

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By *andemanMan over a year ago

bedforshire

Rose's in bed

Violet will join her

I am stripling off

Just round the corner

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By *lwayshorny2009Couple over a year ago

Redditch

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm sure my bed

Is ready for u .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

roses are red

why should you mind

it don't mean fuck all

if you're colour blind

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Semen is white

Urine is yellow...so you can tell if you're coming or going.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some of you aren't that good at rhyming are you? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Nuts are round

Skirts r up

Panties r down

Belly to belly

Skin to skin

When it's stiff

Stick it in.

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By *andemanMan over a year ago

bedforshire

Huney Rose is horny

Thats it count me in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Nuts are round

Skirts r up

Panties r down

Belly to belly

Skin to skin

When it's stiff

Stick it in.

A+++ the best one yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Nuts are round

Skirts r up

Panties r down

Belly to belly

Skin to skin

When it's stiff

Stick it in.

A+++ the best one yet

Well thank you .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red for you my love as I think you are first class. would you give me the honour of asking you, do you take it up the arse?

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By *aterjetWoman over a year ago

South West

Roses are red

I am feeling blue

Please cheer me up

By letting me go down on you

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm feeling horny

And I want to fuck you

lie back on your bed

And open your legs

I'll play with your pussy

While you give me head

Then get on all fours

With your arse in the air

I'll fuck you from behind

While I pull on your hair

Getting harder and faster

Till Were ready to cum

Well both finish together

Then it's time for your bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sores rea der

Loveiots ear lube

I heav dysleixa

Bollxo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When roses are they're ready for plucking when girls are sixteen they're ready for

A levels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Let me take you to bed

Oh! screw you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose are red

Tulips are black

Look forward to sticking knife in ya back

Not nice but imagine getting that in a card lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

My sheets are dirty

Lift up your skirt

I'm about to get flirty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not all roses are red,

Violets aren't blue, they're violet.

I can't be arsed to finish this rhyme,

I really need to rush to the toilet.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Half the fkers on here

Should be in the zoo!

OBV I am kidding, its all I could think of!

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By *andemanMan over a year ago

bedforshire

"Sores rea der

Loveiots ear lube

I heav dysleixa

Bollxo"

Dyslexic bollocks? What is the left one on the right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pornhub is down

Facebook will do

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Umbrellas get lost

Why don't you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are tits

Violets are tits

I like tits

Tits

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

I hate red roses ..... uuurgh

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Roses are red

Violets blue

Im shit at rhyming

Potato

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

My name's Dave

This poem makes no sense

Microwave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

And their thorns they draw blood.

Their sweet scent can't hide,

What lurks in the mud.

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By *DontExistWoman over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

roses are red

bacon is savoury

working for JSA

is legalised slavery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Voilets are blue,

Your mother is ugly

What happened to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are light

Violets are heavy

Lends 20 quid

So I can go for a bevy

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