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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not had sex for almost 2 months and not shaved during this time lol
Couldn't be bothered and didn't see the point. Kinda got attached to it now and had some good luck lately so told the girls it's my magic rug 
Even went to a club on Sunday and stripped.....didnt play but didn't scare anyone off as I imagined lol
I know the time is coming it needs to go but will miss twiddling my fingers through it at night hahaha
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Magic you say? if I rub it will it bring me good luck ?  "
Worth a shot! Did for me....pay rise/promotion, PPI claim, found out 100k equity in my share on house...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Magic you say? if I rub it will it bring me good luck ?
Worth a shot! Did for me....pay rise/promotion, PPI claim, found out 100k equity in my share on house......"
I want a rub, I want a rub!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Magic rug hey? Making me wish I was Aladdin.. 
Want to ride my rug?  "
Could say that..
If you ever miss it, you can just twiddle my beard whilst I'm down there.. |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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"Magic you say? if I rub it will it bring me good luck ?
Worth a shot! Did for me....pay rise/promotion, PPI claim, found out 100k equity in my share on house......"
Well in that case can you meet me at tesco's just before I buy my euromillions ticket? |
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"I have people asking if they can buy my panties....will be asking for some of my magic rug next "
Just the panties for me please. Unless of course it really is magic, then put me down for a curl or two please..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Magic you say? if I rub it will it bring me good luck ?
Worth a shot! Did for me....pay rise/promotion, PPI claim, found out 100k equity in my share on house......
Well in that case can you meet me at tesco's just before I buy my euromillions ticket? "
Just don't be fingering the bread rolls after  |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"Magic you say? if I rub it will it bring me good luck ?
Worth a shot! Did for me....pay rise/promotion, PPI claim, found out 100k equity in my share on house......
Well in that case can you meet me at tesco's just before I buy my euromillions ticket?
Just don't be fingering the bread rolls after "
Bu bu but they seem like such lovely bread rolls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had sex for almost 2 months and not shaved during this time lol
Couldn't be bothered and didn't see the point. Kinda got attached to it now and had some good luck lately so told the girls it's my magic rug
Even went to a club on Sunday and stripped.....didnt play but didn't scare anyone off as I imagined lol
I know the time is coming it needs to go but will miss twiddling my fingers through it at night hahaha
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Magic rug or not your absoloulty stunning |
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well I have had tbe privilege of meeting the magic rug. Even had a little stroke !!
I sadly can not endorse this look after all my parties are Cougars and cubs not beavers and buttheads.
You own it well girlfriend.. but no pets allowed on 8th |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines the same at the moment.
It's not staying tho! I'm finding it quite uncomfortable. I hate shaving so this break has been good for that, been good for my skin to have a break too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"well I have had tbe privilege of meeting the magic rug. Even had a little stroke !!
I sadly can not endorse this look after all my parties are Cougars and cubs not beavers and buttheads.
You own it well girlfriend.. but no pets allowed on 8th "
Pahahahaha |
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