"Our longest dildo is 16 inches (14 inches insertable). Another daft purchase by hubby."
My GBF bought me one of those for Christmas as a joke.
I can honestly say I've not tried it, just looking at it brings tears to my eyes.
It sits in a box under my within easy reach though...
I reckon with a good swing it would probably knock someone clean out, anyone crazy enough to break in my house will find out! |
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"Our longest dildo is 16 inches (14 inches insertable). Another daft purchase by hubby.
My GBF bought me one of those for Christmas as a joke.
I can honestly say I've not tried it, just looking at it brings tears to my eyes.
It sits in a box under my within easy reach though...
I reckon with a good swing it would probably knock someone clean out, anyone crazy enough to break in my house will find out! "
Ours isn't unused but it certainly doesn't come out to play very often.
Yeah, I agree, it's a good size to do someone some damage and not in a sexual way either. |
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"Our longest dildo is 16 inches (14 inches insertable). Another daft purchase by hubby.
My GBF bought me one of those for Christmas as a joke.
I can honestly say I've not tried it, just looking at it brings tears to my eyes.
It sits in a box under my within easy reach though...
I reckon with a good swing it would probably knock someone clean out, anyone crazy enough to break in my house will find out! "
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
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A large Square Peg, Slink which is 21" long and 8.25" circumference at the widest point but tapers to a very narrow and flexible tip. To be honest though I have probable only got 19" inserted so far.
With more conventional shaped dildos it would be a Doc Johnson, Rob Piper which is 11.5" (9.5" insertable) with a 6.7" circumference. |
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"Our longest dildo is 16 inches (14 inches insertable). Another daft purchase by hubby.
My GBF bought me one of those for Christmas as a joke.
I can honestly say I've not tried it, just looking at it brings tears to my eyes.
It sits in a box under my within easy reach though...
I reckon with a good swing it would probably knock someone clean out, anyone crazy enough to break in my house will find out! "
I have a similar implement in the entrance to Narnia. I must fetch it out and keep to hand in case of burglars as it would certainly maim someone. |
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