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Man Jizz at Spa's a slip hazzard!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Being one for all things health and safety and making sure I at least triple bag on a naughty night out!! I'm concerned that Club and spa owners don't consider the dangers of jizz!! Once this slippery slimey substance falls on the shiny ceramic tiles of any club or spa! The place automatically becomes a spunky ice rink especially on greedy girl nights!! Quite often I've seen a fellow swinger fall arse over tit with cock in hand as they slide across the room!! In some cases it's that bad it's like pin the tale on the donkey with your penis. Fortunately so far I haven't heard of any severe casualties!! But if you have been in an accident slip or fall from copious amounts of jizz all over a shiny floor? call Lawyers for swingers!!  |
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"I was in a club once and someone emptied their bowels on the floor of the dark room
Balls is one thing, bowels is yuk! And me just about to have my Nutella on toast! Lol "
Reading the forums and eating is a no no.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was in a club once and someone emptied their bowels on the floor of the dark room
Balls is one thing, bowels is yuk! And me just about to have my Nutella on toast! Lol "
Nutella is fine
Leave the mars bar til later though |
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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago
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"I was in a club once and someone emptied their bowels on the floor of the dark room
Balls is one thing, bowels is yuk! And me just about to have my Nutella on toast! Lol
Reading the forums and eating is a no no...."
I can deal with most things but not poo! My sensitivity to and memory for smells is too acute! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So much I hear about these places turns my stomach. I can't bring myself to go to any of them  "
Yeah,they are real dens of iniquity. Best avoided
I prefer libraries |
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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago
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"So much I hear about these places turns my stomach. I can't bring myself to go to any of them "
You're fine as long as u don't slip on the floor! Calling out the emergency services could be a tad embarrassing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So much I hear about these places turns my stomach. I can't bring myself to go to any of them
You're fine as long as u don't slip on the floor! Calling out the emergency services could be a tad embarrassing lol "
Well ...
A few years ago, a friend of mine slipped and knocked himself unconcious in the changing room of one such establishment.
He was carted off to hospital in his towel, still wearing his locker key band round his ankle.
I know this because I was the one that got the phone call to attend said establishment, claim his belongings and take them to the hospital so he could get dressed to go home |
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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago
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"Do they just hose the place down at the end of a night then "
I wouldn't like to be a cleaner - and I guess you have to be careful which cleaning agents u use lol Lots of places don't use bleach. Bet some of the cleaners could tell a tale or two lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was in a club once and someone emptied their bowels on the floor of the dark room "
What the... 
I never wonder into the dark rooms at clubs. People say it can be fun, but I prefer to know who is in the room. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why would anyone not take the responsibility for cleaning up their own mess? I think I'd be forced to ask "you're not just going to leave that there, are you?" But then again I've never been in such an environment and have no idea of what is acceptable, or not. I'm a tad OCD so probably for the best. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could wear verruca socks but then the likelyhood you'll get any action wearing them remains to be seen 
How about a wet suit and flippers? lol "
Think you may have just come up with a new kink. Round of applause sir!  |
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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago
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"You could wear verruca socks but then the likelyhood you'll get any action wearing them remains to be seen
How about a wet suit and flippers? lol
Think you may have just come up with a new kink. Round of applause sir! "
There's no such thing as a new kink - people have been into rubber for a long time lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could wear verruca socks but then the likelyhood you'll get any action wearing them remains to be seen
How about a wet suit and flippers? lol
Think you may have just come up with a new kink. Round of applause sir!
There's no such thing as a new kink - people have been into rubber for a long time lol "
But with a snorkle and flippers?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could wear verruca socks but then the likelyhood you'll get any action wearing them remains to be seen
How about a wet suit and flippers? lol
Kinky! I like it."
With shark fin as well? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So much I hear about these places turns my stomach. I can't bring myself to go to any of them "
Me neither, I reckon they must be filthy places - no thank you
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else experience this at clubs and spas?? cant say i have even on gg days.
Any insight as to why that is the case?"
because people tend not to play on the jucuzzi really. Most clubs have a no sex rule in the wet areas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone else experience this at clubs and spas?? cant say i have even on gg days.
Any insight as to why that is the case?because people tend not to play on the jucuzzi really. Most clubs have a no sex rule in the wet areas. "
I see.
Thank you for the insight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This was just a bit of fun lol!! I love how some actually considered this as a serious thing!! The last time I went to a club/spa a guy slipped because he was a bit tipsy so they sent him home!! I jokingly said he must of slipped on a bit of jizz lol. so I thought I'd ask if anyone had on here!! |
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
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"You could wear verruca socks but then the likelyhood you'll get any action wearing them remains to be seen
How about a wet suit and flippers? lol
Kinky! I like it.
With shark fin as well?"
Ok thats just perverted. I like it more! LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could wear verruca socks but then the likelyhood you'll get any action wearing them remains to be seen
How about a wet suit and flippers? lol
Kinky! I like it.
With shark fin as well?
Ok thats just perverted. I like it more! LOL"
Gonna need a bigger jaccuzi |
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it wasn't actually a bit of jizz. It was a whole used condom 
stood on it and it slid like a banana skin taking me with it with a splodge of jizz shooting out behind us... til I hit a bed and toppld onto it. It did really put me off, was the couples room in a club and seems so many guys just dropped used condoms on the floor. Abso disgusting and there were bins provided. Was like a johnny and jizz assault course on that floor 
