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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
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"I once managed to get a whole digestive biscuit in my mouth. I'll never do it again because someone made me laugh and I sprayed crumbs everywhere. "
Was it a McVitie’s? I only ask as I think they are the larger ones compared to any other brand |
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"I once managed to get a whole digestive biscuit in my mouth. I'll never do it again because someone made me laugh and I sprayed crumbs everywhere.
Was it a McVitie’s? I only ask as I think they are the larger ones compared to any other brand "
Do you know, I think it was. They're awfully dry though and take a lot of chewing.  |
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"I once managed to get a whole digestive biscuit in my mouth. I'll never do it again because someone made me laugh and I sprayed crumbs everywhere. "
That's disgusting  .
Erm nothing outrageous just normal sized stuff for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once managed to get a whole digestive biscuit in my mouth. I'll never do it again because someone made me laugh and I sprayed crumbs everywhere. "
I did this (sideways) as a child and got it stuck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not female (gerraway!) but I was unfortunate to have a procedure in hospital recently on a fistula under general anaesthetic. I've no idea what was inserted up my fart pipe but 3 weeks later I still feel as though I've been violated with a cactus  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry op. I couldn't resist the joke.
I'll leave you to it and hope you get the actual answers you were hoping for.  "
Was brilliant tho - like it, made me chuckle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Google "hotkinkyjo" she'll put you all to shame, god knows how she does what she does ??????????????"
I think the real question is why does she do it?
Nothing worng with rimming but to lick someone's pertruding anal cavity is truly minging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Google "hotkinkyjo" she'll put you all to shame, god knows how she does what she does ??????????????"
Seen a video recently of a woman with what can only be described as a quarry dump truck bump stop being retrieved from her bum, the thing must have been 2 foot long and diameter of a 2 litre bottle.
Makes you wonder how they figure out it fits  |
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