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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke

My wife has been away for 3 weeks and gets back tonight. Needless to say, she's getting the 'd' tonight. I might give her a three second warning once she gets through the door, something along the lines of 'brace yourself', but otherwise we're getting nasty and quick. None of this foreplay or romance bollucks, bit of spit on the end of it and away we go.

Just thought you might like to know.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy?

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy? "

Late unfortunately. The anticipation has been getting to me and I've been wanking like a teenager recently. So i'll probably have nothing but a pathetic dribble of spunk to offer, if at all. But I'm going all out for it, all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who said romance is dead

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Who said romance is dead "

Romance is when a husband spoons his wife and says "now how many guys did you fuck on that trip, you nasty slut?" - shows he really cares

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy?

Late unfortunately. The anticipation has been getting to me and I've been wanking like a teenager recently. So i'll probably have nothing but a pathetic dribble of spunk to offer, if at all. But I'm going all out for it, all the same. "

Remember a gentleman always gives a lady time to shut the front door.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy?

Late unfortunately. The anticipation has been getting to me and I've been wanking like a teenager recently. So i'll probably have nothing but a pathetic dribble of spunk to offer, if at all. But I'm going all out for it, all the same.

Remember a gentleman always gives a lady time to shut the front door. "

But i can start groping her while she turns and locks it, right?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy?

Late unfortunately. The anticipation has been getting to me and I've been wanking like a teenager recently. So i'll probably have nothing but a pathetic dribble of spunk to offer, if at all. But I'm going all out for it, all the same.

Remember a gentleman always gives a lady time to shut the front door.

But i can start groping her while she turns and locks it, right? "

I don't see why not, just make sure she's put her handbag down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just be sure that your aim is straight and true.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy?

Late unfortunately. The anticipation has been getting to me and I've been wanking like a teenager recently. So i'll probably have nothing but a pathetic dribble of spunk to offer, if at all. But I'm going all out for it, all the same.

Remember a gentleman always gives a lady time to shut the front door.

But i can start groping her while she turns and locks it, right? "

While she shuts the front door you go in through the back door

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert "

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feel much better informed now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke. "

Yes misogyny is a joke

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Well that was two minutes of my life I'll never get back...!

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple  over a year ago

wirral

This sounds like something my o.h would send in a text....

He's a true romantic honest xx

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS  over a year ago

North west visiting bpool


"Well that was two minutes of my life I'll never get back...! "

Phew for the OP , I checked and you're not his wife.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke "

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart. "

You find it funny? Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually sounds kinda hot

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By *rs mischiefWoman  over a year ago

Manchester


"My wife has been away for 3 weeks and gets back tonight. Needless to say, she's getting the 'd' tonight. I might give her a three second warning once she gets through the door, something along the lines of 'brace yourself', but otherwise we're getting nasty and quick. None of this foreplay or romance bollucks, bit of spit on the end of it and away we go.

Just thought you might like to know. "

Don't blame you she's hot...

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart. "

I'm ROFL ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody hell! I can't wait for my fwb to come for an after work quickie, only saw him lastnight n couldn't wait till tomorrow to get my hands on him again! Dunno if I could go 3 weeks! I may be broken!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wished my OH had done that!

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Well that was two minutes of my life I'll never get back...!

Phew for the OP , I checked and you're not his wife."

nicely done

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart. "

Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP

Him

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart. "

Yeah, it's awful when the genders get along and people actually have happy marriages.

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe

**chappy.....oops!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP

Him"

Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP

Him

Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol. "

She left her vibrator at home by accident. She'll be in the mood.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Who said romance is dead "

He did lol

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP

Him

Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol. "

For his sake yes, id agree, lol.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP

Him

Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol.

She left her vibrator at home by accident. She'll be in the mood. "

Are you sat waiting and biting your fingernails willing her to return...?

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP

Him

Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol.

She left her vibrator at home by accident. She'll be in the mood.

Are you sat waiting and biting your fingernails willing her to return...? "

I keep going over my mental calculations of the time she should arrive based on time to get out the airport, train from the airport and taxi home...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who said romance is dead

Romance is when a husband spoons his wife and says "now how many guys did you fuck on that trip, you nasty slut?" - shows he really cares"

Yes that is what you want to be asking I wonder how many it was if you was letting your wife play while she was away

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP

Him

Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol.

She left her vibrator at home by accident. She'll be in the mood.

Are you sat waiting and biting your fingernails willing her to return...?

I keep going over my mental calculations of the time she should arrive based on time to get out the airport, train from the airport and taxi home... "

Have you considered dare I say it....delays? We all know what happens at those conveyor belts waiting for luggage. I stood an hour at one after my flight home from Barbados in January..!

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS  over a year ago

North west visiting bpool


"Have you considered dare I say it....delays? We all know what happens at those conveyor belts waiting for luggage. I stood an hour at one after my flight home from Barbados in January..! "

Evil

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Have you considered dare I say it....delays? We all know what happens at those conveyor belts waiting for luggage. I stood an hour at one after my flight home from Barbados in January..!

Evil "

Let's just say that if she doesn't get out the airport quickly then you may see on the news that there were arrests at heathrow for voyeurism

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like she's in for the best 11 seconds of her life!

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Sounds like she's in for the best 11 seconds of her life! "

22, i can manage 2 sessions when I'm horny

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By *uteness69Woman  over a year ago

Walthamstow


"My wife has been away for 3 weeks and gets back tonight. Needless to say, she's getting the 'd' tonight. I might give her a three second warning once she gets through the door, something along the lines of 'brace yourself', but otherwise we're getting nasty and quick. None of this foreplay or romance bollucks, bit of spit on the end of it and away we go.

Just thought you might like to know. "

Category 9 level of urgency here!

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"My wife has been away for 3 weeks and gets back tonight. Needless to say, she's getting the 'd' tonight. I might give her a three second warning once she gets through the door, something along the lines of 'brace yourself', but otherwise we're getting nasty and quick. None of this foreplay or romance bollucks, bit of spit on the end of it and away we go.

Just thought you might like to know.

Category 9 level of urgency here!"

Yup my dick is starting to get turned on at the sight of gloves

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By *uteness69Woman  over a year ago

Walthamstow


"My wife has been away for 3 weeks and gets back tonight. Needless to say, she's getting the 'd' tonight. I might give her a three second warning once she gets through the door, something along the lines of 'brace yourself', but otherwise we're getting nasty and quick. None of this foreplay or romance bollucks, bit of spit on the end of it and away we go.

Just thought you might like to know.

Category 9 level of urgency here!

Yup my dick is starting to get turned on at the sight of gloves"

oven gloves?

Rubber gloves?

Mitten type gloves?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

You find it funny? Seriously?"

Mildly amusing, yes.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"My wife has been away for 3 weeks and gets back tonight. Needless to say, she's getting the 'd' tonight. I might give her a three second warning once she gets through the door, something along the lines of 'brace yourself', but otherwise we're getting nasty and quick. None of this foreplay or romance bollucks, bit of spit on the end of it and away we go.

Just thought you might like to know.

Category 9 level of urgency here!

Yup my dick is starting to get turned on at the sight of gloves

oven gloves?

Rubber gloves?

Mitten type gloves?"

Any hand shaped object really, it's forgotten what a pussy feels like

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

You find it funny? Seriously?

Mildly amusing, yes.

"

I'll take that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

You find it funny? Seriously?"

afraid I do too.

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By *lmostthereMan  over a year ago

Southampton


"Thanks . What time are you expecting her, just so I can turn the the telly up to drown the screams of ecstasy?

Late unfortunately. The anticipation has been getting to me and I've been wanking like a teenager recently. So i'll probably have nothing but a pathetic dribble of spunk to offer, if at all. But I'm going all out for it, all the same.

Remember a gentleman always gives a lady time to shut the front door. "

He might be going in the back door

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

You find it funny? Seriously?

Mildly amusing, yes.

I'll take that "

You're going to have to take it where you can get it if that flight's delayed

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke

Landed. Gentlemen, start your engines...

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS  over a year ago

North west visiting bpool


"Landed. Gentlemen, start your engines... "

Omg that's so misogynistic !!!

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Landed. Gentlemen, start your engines...

Omg that's so misogynistic !!!

"

I'd better publish an apology in the guardian

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Landed. Gentlemen, start your engines...

Omg that's so misogynistic !!!

I'd better publish an apology in the guardian"

Would have been a different story had you been a woman ~ you'd been a super nawty little minx ...

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Is she home yet?

I'm on the edge of my chuffing seat here OP!!

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Is she home yet?

I'm on the edge of my chuffing seat here OP!!

"

No, there's an enormous.... queue at the border

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Is she home yet?

I'm on the edge of my chuffing seat here OP!!

No, there's an enormous.... queue at the border"

Oh no....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hahaha bang on my good man bang on!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooo the foundations are gonna be rocking tonight

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Oooo the foundations are gonna be rocking tonight "

Batten down the hatches OP.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bet she had a play or two while she was away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I bet she had a play or two while she was away "

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I bet she had a play or two while she was away

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it "

Let's hope so, it's great hearing the details while I'm balls deep in her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I bet she had a play or two while she was away

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it

Let's hope so, it's great hearing the details while I'm balls deep in her"

What ever turns you on lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I bet she had a play or two while she was away

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it

Let's hope so, it's great hearing the details while I'm balls deep in her"

I hope you get a few good story's about her fucking over people the more people the better I would say

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"I bet she had a play or two while she was away

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it

Let's hope so, it's great hearing the details while I'm balls deep in her

I hope you get a few good story's about her fucking over people the more people the better I would say "

Maybe she's had that much that she just wants a mug of Yorkshire tea and bed lol.

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple  over a year ago

wirral


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP

Him

Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol.

She left her vibrator at home by accident. She'll be in the mood.

Are you sat waiting and biting your fingernails willing her to return...?

I keep going over my mental calculations of the time she should arrive based on time to get out the airport, train from the airport and taxi home...

Have you considered dare I say it....delays? We all know what happens at those conveyor belts waiting for luggage. I stood an hour at one after my flight home from Barbados in January..! "

We stood for half an hour at the wrong bloody one....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Best Paul Rudd impression*

YOU GON' TAKE THAT DEEEEK!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I make a proclamation that your love making will be WONDERFULL

Yaaaaaassssss the seven deities will smile down upon you

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I make a proclamation that your love making will be WONDERFULL

Yaaaaaassssss the seven deities will smile down upon you "

We will make masturbation OBSOLETE

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well that was two minutes of my life I'll never get back...!

Phew for the OP , I checked and you're not his wife."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why don't we have threads that start with snap that dick off?

Anyone who says tear that pussy just makes me yawn

#ceilingwatchalert

I could be wrong (I don't think I am) but I think this thread is a joke.

Yes misogyny is a joke

In my opinion he isn't being misogynistic, just making a bit of a joke about being really keen to see his wife after three weeks apart.

Exactly this! Sounds like an eager man to see his wife, I'd be exactly the same and just as much the cheeky choppy. Have fun OP

Him

Let's hope wifey is in the mood after all this planning he is doing lol.

She left her vibrator at home by accident. She'll be in the mood.

Are you sat waiting and biting your fingernails willing her to return...?

I keep going over my mental calculations of the time she should arrive based on time to get out the airport, train from the airport and taxi home... "

If you'd picked her up you could have banged her over the car bonnet by now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Once you've given her a jolly good bonking I hope she says "mr brokenbrilliance........I knew you'd cum""

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Once you've given her a jolly good bonking I hope she says "mr brokenbrilliance........I knew you'd cum"" "

wow, can't believe i didn't think of that one. Impressive

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke

Folks we're about 60 minutes away from penetration. During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first, the fasten your seat belts and assume the brace position.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Folks we're about 60 minutes away from penetration. During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first, the fasten your seat belts and assume the brace position. "

Laboratories! Good god man what have you got in mind?

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS  over a year ago

North west visiting bpool


" During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first "

What's in the labs ? Are you Dr Jekyll or Walter White ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Folks we're about 60 minutes away from penetration. During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first, the fasten your seat belts and assume the brace position. "

Fuck me, this is an epic countdown, think I'd be having a cuppa & a Jaffa Cake by now.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Folks we're about 60 minutes away from penetration. During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first, the fasten your seat belts and assume the brace position.

Laboratories! Good god man what have you got in mind?"

Oops - when autocorrect goes sinister!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't forget the back brace, sounds like u might need it after this workout lay down the pipe hard buddy rooting for ya

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Folks we're about 60 minutes away from penetration. During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first, the fasten your seat belts and assume the brace position.

Fuck me, this is an epic countdown, think I'd be having a cuppa & a Jaffa Cake by now."

It's been three weeks in the making! Think how my balls are feeling. On a side note, when a man ejaculates into the vagina, the sleep enducing effect of the orgasm is 4x stronger than that of masturbation.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke

Anyone want to guess the number of orgasms she'll have? A normal session would be 3-4. Our record is 10.

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By *im_66Woman  over a year ago

Bradford


"I bet she had a play or two while she was away

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it

Let's hope so, it's great hearing the details while I'm balls deep in her

I hope you get a few good story's about her fucking over people the more people the better I would say

Maybe she's had that much that she just wants a mug of Yorkshire tea and bed lol. "

Just what I was thinking! Make her a cuppa first- how long has the poor lass been travelling? I'd make you wait

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone want to guess the number of orgasms she'll have? A normal session would be 3-4. Our record is 10. "

I think it may depend on how many orgasms she may of had while been away

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Anyone want to guess the number of orgasms she'll have? A normal session would be 3-4. Our record is 10.

I think it may depend on how many orgasms she may of had while been away "

Hence the complexity of the challenge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Folks we're about 60 minutes away from penetration. During that time the captain advises you to use the laboratories first, the fasten your seat belts and assume the brace position.

Fuck me, this is an epic countdown, think I'd be having a cuppa & a Jaffa Cake by now.

It's been three weeks in the making! Think how my balls are feeling. On a side note, when a man ejaculates into the vagina, the sleep enducing effect of the orgasm is 4x stronger than that of masturbation. "

Interesting, I haven't been sleeping too well or late, I'd better get me some man ejaculation...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm doing a countdown for you here. It'll be champagne and party poppers in 30 minutes.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I'm doing a countdown for you here. It'll be champagne and party poppers in 30 minutes. "

Waiting at the train station for her now. 10 minutes drive home. So should be balls deep in about 13 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm doing a countdown for you here. It'll be champagne and party poppers in 30 minutes.

Waiting at the train station for her now. 10 minutes drive home. So should be balls deep in about 13 minutes. "

13 more like 9

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm doing a countdown for you here. It'll be champagne and party poppers in 30 minutes.

Waiting at the train station for her now. 10 minutes drive home. So should be balls deep in about 13 minutes. "

You're gonna cum in, like, 5 minutes aren't you?

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke

8 orgasms, did anyone have 8?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

DELIGHTFUL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"8 orgasms, did anyone have 8? "

How many dirty story's did you get then

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

So OP how did it go tearing up that pussy? Pmsl.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"8 orgasms, did anyone have 8?

How many dirty story's did you get then "

None

To be honest i knew nothing happened while she was away because she would have told me already. But we can always hope can't we.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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This thread gives me marriage goals.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Very funny OP did make my smile.

What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.

It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"This thread gives me marriage goals. "

You seem to have the makings of a hotwife

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Very funny OP did make my smile.

What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.

It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.

"

Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.

Round 2 will start shortly after lunch...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Very funny OP did make my smile.

What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.

It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.

Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.

Round 2 will start shortly after lunch... "

Oh are you talking about me?

I wasn't being negative - I was pointing out the choice of words to articulate your eagerness to play with your partner - add to the already misogynistic attitudes of young men. Clearly you and your cliques can't see that.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Very funny OP did make my smile.

What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.

It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.

Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.

Round 2 will start shortly after lunch...

Oh are you talking about me?

I wasn't being negative - I was pointing out the choice of words to articulate your eagerness to play with your partner - add to the already misogynistic attitudes of young men. Clearly you and your cliques can't see that. "

When you're using that word to describe a husband and wife having sex in a very happy marriage then you have no idea what you are talking about. Go find someone else to bore with your identity politics bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Very funny OP did make my smile.

What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.

It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.

Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.

Round 2 will start shortly after lunch...

Oh are you talking about me?

I wasn't being negative - I was pointing out the choice of words to articulate your eagerness to play with your partner - add to the already misogynistic attitudes of young men. Clearly you and your cliques can't see that.

When you're using that word to describe a husband and wife having sex in a very happy marriage then you have no idea what you are talking about. Go find someone else to bore with your identity politics bullshit. "

What a lovely idea.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Very funny OP did make my smile.

What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.

It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.

Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.

Round 2 will start shortly after lunch...

Oh are you talking about me?

I wasn't being negative - I was pointing out the choice of words to articulate your eagerness to play with your partner - add to the already misogynistic attitudes of young men. Clearly you and your cliques can't see that. "

You're entitled to your opinion and to express it on the forum. I completely agree that misogyny sadly is alive and well across all cultures. I still don't think the op was expressing misogynistic views. I became uncomfortable and withdrew when it became a little more personal and the lady herself wasn't contributing but I still don't think that was misogyny.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Very funny OP did make my smile.

What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.

It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.

Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.

Round 2 will start shortly after lunch...

Oh are you talking about me?

I wasn't being negative - I was pointing out the choice of words to articulate your eagerness to play with your partner - add to the already misogynistic attitudes of young men. Clearly you and your cliques can't see that.

You're entitled to your opinion and to express it on the forum. I completely agree that misogyny sadly is alive and well across all cultures. I still don't think the op was expressing misogynistic views. I became uncomfortable and withdrew when it became a little more personal and the lady herself wasn't contributing but I still don't think that was misogyny."

Thank you and I respect that.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. "

I respect my wife every day by being a loving husband and working on a successful marriage, something which 43% of married people fail at. Talk is cheap.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. "

I saw it as a joke. Like when Nicole Scherzinger said to Lewis Hamilton when he won a race "you're so going to get it later". They have a swinging relationship that (I assume) they're both comfortable discussing certain aspects of in the relatively public arena of the fora. In my opinion that's different to a single guy or woman saying it about a casual meet.

Of course it's entirely possible that the lady in question has no idea she's been discussed like this in which case I take it all back.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect. "

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Very funny OP did make my smile.

What a pity some people can't help themselves and they find a negative in something they don't understand and have nothing to do with.

It's a shame as I stopped reading about then.

Thank fully they fucked off quickly and stopped projecting their negativity onto everyone else.

Round 2 will start shortly after lunch...

Oh are you talking about me?

I wasn't being negative - I was pointing out the choice of words to articulate your eagerness to play with your partner - add to the already misogynistic attitudes of young men. Clearly you and your cliques can't see that.

When you're using that word to describe a husband and wife having sex in a very happy marriage then you have no idea what you are talking about. Go find someone else to bore with your identity politics bullshit.

What a lovely idea. "

like no one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's ok if him and his wife find it ok everyone else who is against it can furrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk urrrrrrrrrrrffff

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. "

Not sure if you are aware but this is a swingers site? It's sort of where married people come to discuss sex...

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By *uteness69Woman  over a year ago

Walthamstow


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Not sure if you are aware but this is a swingers site? It's sort of where married people come to discuss sex... "

Plus it's Sunday.

Tut!

Hope you are having filthy sex.

I for one am mildly envious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Not sure if you are aware but this is a swingers site? It's sort of where married people come to discuss sex...

Plus it's Sunday.

Tut!

Hope you are having filthy sex.

I for one am mildly envious.

"

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Not sure if you are aware but this is a swingers site? It's sort of where married people come to discuss sex...

Plus it's Sunday.

Tut!

Hope you are having filthy sex.

I for one am mildly envious.

"

Round 2 is about to start so if you'll all excuse us...

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"It's ok if him and his wife find it ok everyone else who is against it can furrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk urrrrrrrrrrrffff"

Did the wife comment? I don't remember seeing that....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's ok if him and his wife find it ok everyone else who is against it can furrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk urrrrrrrrrrrffff

Did the wife comment? I don't remember seeing that....

"

No but they are married so I guess she might of heard it before, but then again she might be a battered woman

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"It's ok if him and his wife find it ok everyone else who is against it can furrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk urrrrrrrrrrrffff

Did the wife comment? I don't remember seeing that....

No but they are married so I guess she might of heard it before, but then again she might be a battered woman "

She doesn't sound like a battered woman to me honey. Think you're distracting a bit with those thoughts

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private. "

Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's ok if him and his wife find it ok everyone else who is against it can furrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk urrrrrrrrrrrffff

Did the wife comment? I don't remember seeing that....

No but they are married so I guess she might of heard it before, but then again she might be a battered woman

She doesn't sound like a battered woman to me honey. Think you're distracting a bit with those thoughts "

I'm sure I'm not your honey though that could be nice. These are a married couple whatever you think is offensive or this or that obviously doesn't bother her. Hence why they are married and not you and him are married. She probably finds what you find offensive, amusing, possibly I know I didn't but it wasn't aimed at me had you said you were going to make my cock explode I would be very happy and not offended

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually sounds kinda hot "

I'd love some of that kinda lurving right now.

*weeps quietly into her microwave meal for one. From Aldi*

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Actually sounds kinda hot

I'd love some of that kinda lurving right now.

*weeps quietly into her microwave meal for one. From Aldi*"

Ah bless...

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here. "

This 100%

The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here.

This 100%

The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be. "

Flattered too!

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here.

This 100%

The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be.

Flattered too!"

She has access but isn't interested in the forums, partially because of people that lack a sense of humour. Some photos from round 2 are pending, hope you like bush...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here.

This 100%

The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be.

Flattered too!"

There you go _hubaysi we all agree that this husband and wife love eachother

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here.

This 100%

The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be.

Flattered too! There you go _hubaysi we all agree that this husband and wife love eachother"

I never said they did not love each other...where did you read into that?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well, OP, I am offended. I like to start out a Sunday morning offended on someone else's behalf, so thanks for that

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here.

This 100%

The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be.

Flattered too!

She has access but isn't interested in the forums, partially because of people that lack a sense of humour. Some photos from round 2 are pending, hope you like bush... "

Hope you guys are having a blast

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here.

This 100%

The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be.

Flattered too!

She has access but isn't interested in the forums, partially because of people that lack a sense of humour. Some photos from round 2 are pending, hope you like bush...

Hope you guys are having a blast "

Sounds like they are Princess....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here.

This 100%

The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be.

Flattered too! There you go _hubaysi we all agree that this husband and wife love eachother

I never said they did not love each other...where did you read into that?! "

That would seem to be how you would feel if you were broken brilliances wife, or would you enjoy it?

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here.

This 100%

The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be.

Flattered too! There you go _hubaysi we all agree that this husband and wife love eachother

I never said they did not love each other...where did you read into that?! That would seem to be how you would feel if you were broken brilliances wife, or would you enjoy it? "

Thing is 'honey' I'm not broken brilliances wife, as you note he already has a wife.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh would ppl feel if a single guy posted this about a female he was meeting?

I'd have thought a wife deserves just as much respect.

If a single guy had posted this he would have been slated but it's ok for a married guy to do it and it be acceptable. All joking apart OP maybe some intimate things in a marriage should be kept private.

Why are you pissing on their parade? It's a bit of fun, and they clearly have a fun relationship. I'd be ecstatic if my partner not only felt that way about me, but was willing to shout it from the rooftops as Mr has here.

This 100%

The gist was obvious to us. Presumably the wife has access to the profile and can see all this for herself. My bet is he knows his wife better than any of us and is aware how unfussed/fussed she'll be.

Flattered too! There you go _hubaysi we all agree that this husband and wife love eachother

I never said they did not love each other...where did you read into that?! That would seem to be how you would feel if you were broken brilliances wife, or would you enjoy it?

Thing is 'honey' I'm not broken brilliances wife, as you note he already has a wife....."

Ok.....

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Well, OP, I am offended. I like to start out a Sunday morning offended on someone else's behalf, so thanks for that "

Well you are in a good position to be, having met her and all. You know how much she hates people talking about our sex live

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