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Had a "NOTHING LIKE THEIR PIC" moment?
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"I have standards and would never consider playing with someone I'm not into. If they look nothing like their pics I walk away. I don't travel too far and mostly prefer a social first anyway unless it's a club meet." Also most people I have met look much better in real life than their photos  | |||
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"I have standards and would never consider playing with someone I'm not into. If they look nothing like their pics I walk away. I don't travel too far and mostly prefer a social first anyway unless it's a club meet. Also most people I have met look much better in real life than their photos "I agree with these comments i.e., don't travel too far, and simply walk if they are not like ther pictures. Also, perhaps we are lucky (but we have been doing this for many years), but most people we meet look better than their pictures. | |||
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"Aye when I was on here last year I met this woman she was meant to be 22,but was more 42 , meant to be a stunner but looked like Wagner. Was gutted " How was the sex? | |||
"Aye when I was on here last year I met this woman she was meant to be 22,but was more 42 , meant to be a stunner but looked like Wagner. Was gutted How was the sex? " No bad, every holes a goal n all that | |||
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"I've bailed on four occasions when the goods weren't as described! I can't imagine having it off with someone I didn't fancy. Can't believe I said 'having it off' ...... is it 1976?" Have you been watching Bottom?! | |||
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"I've bailed on four occasions when the goods weren't as described! I can't imagine having it off with someone I didn't fancy. Can't believe I said 'having it off' ...... is it 1976? Have you been watching Bottom?!" Classic, just got visions of Rik Mayall's sex face..... | |||
"A pumped her but was still gutted cause she looked like a tidier gemma Collins in her pics n I thought she was heavy stunning but obviously must a been old photies . A just get them to face time me now so a know if they are nice looking or no befofe I meet them as Wagner Woman frightened the life out me "'Pumped her' romance is alive and well North of the border! | |||
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"Aye when I was on here last year I met this woman she was meant to be 22,but was more 42 , meant to be a stunner but looked like Wagner. Was gutted How was the sex? No bad, every holes a goal n all that"  | |||
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"Aye when I was on here last year I met this woman she was meant to be 22,but was more 42 , meant to be a stunner but looked like Wagner. Was gutted " Ha ha Wagner Did you throw one up old wags? ? | |||
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"Have you ever had that "They look nothing like their pic moment. You meet, or you/ they open the door and you think "Oh for duck sake"!! Them pics took 5 years ago and they are now as wrinkly as a leather boot. That one odd side pose exposing a bit of shoulder but when you meet you think "Who put that belly there?" What do we do, it's 11 pm at night and you have travelled 50 miles. THERE is a decision to make do you 1) Say politely say "I am not quite feeling it" or 2) think fuck it and go balls deep!! And let's be honest I am sure someone has met me and though my lord he looks like Joseph Fritz! !" Not a chance of playing ......,, not even if I put a bag for life over my head. | |||
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"It would never happen because I ALWAYS meet socially first. I just dont get why people just go on meets like that before at least establishing their is a connection and an attraction "surely it will happen jist as often only you'll find out when you meet to chat...instead of when you meet to chat and fuck. | |||
"Have you ever had that "They look nothing like their pic moment. You meet, or you/ they open the door and you think "Oh for duck sake"!! What do we do, it's 11 pm at night and you have travelled 50 miles." This is exactly why we don't do house calls, and will only meet at clubs. Call us shallow all you like but we need to be attracted to our playmates. | |||
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"Aye when I was on here last year I met this woman she was meant to be 22,but was more 42 , meant to be a stunner but looked like Wagner. Was gutted How was the sex? No bad, every holes a goal n all that" That is what doggy style is for, innit | |||
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As long as the pic is not more than 5 years out of date, well ok, maybe 10 BUT we won't go higher than 15, maybe 20 at a push.  | |||
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"Got to admit on a day to day basis I'm nothing like my pics "I get that | |||
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"Have you ever had that "They look nothing like their pic moment. You meet, or you/ they open the door and you think "Oh for duck sake"!! Them pics took 5 years ago and they are now as wrinkly as a leather boot. That one odd side pose exposing a bit of shoulder but when you meet you think "Who put that belly there?" What do we do, it's 11 pm at night and you have travelled 50 miles. THERE is a decision to make do you 1) Say politely say "I am not quite feeling it" or 2) think fuck it and go balls deep!! And let's be honest I am sure someone has met me and though my lord he looks Like Joseph Fritz! !" No, not even once | |||
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"We had a guy mail us with pics on our couples profile, looked like a younger pierce brosnan who the wife always fancied so we invited him over one night when went to answer the door there stood a guy that looked like Jim Royle in a dirty tartan coat and jeans. Me not thinking thought he was the local hospice raffle collector and as it was raining I asked him inside rushing to get rid of him before our meet turned up he followed me into the living room and me searching for the cash to pay him off, as I did he sat down and said "where's that sexy wife of yours" ? I said back she was busy in the bedroom getting dressed from her earlier shower. It was then the penny dropped with me and this guy wasn't here for Hospice but was the guy for the meet ! Out pops the wife from the bedroom takes one look at him sat there and says "how many years ago were those pics taken 30 years ?" Needless to say he didn't get to play and was asked to leave ASAP. "
But now you have a great story to tell  love that she said it out tight good one x | |||
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"Sometimes a guy has said he is six foot and I open the door and think where's the rest of you?!" Lol!!.. The rest of him's probably in his trouser snake lol | |||
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"Yes! This happened to me on a social, I asked them to justify their actions, I was not happy. She thought I would not notice or I would be desperate and just roll with it, silly girl. ALWAYS have a social first people. " And why would it have been differnt if it wasnt a "social"? from. what ive seen the only difference between a social and a "meet" is theres a time limit on a social. | |||
"Have you ever had that "They look nothing like their pic moment. You meet, or you/ they open the door and you think "Oh for duck sake"!! Them pics took 5 years ago and they are now as wrinkly as a leather boot. That one odd side pose exposing a bit of shoulder but when you meet you think "Who put that belly there?" What do we do, it's 11 pm at night and you have travelled 50 miles. THERE is a decision to make do you 1) Say politely say "I am not quite feeling it" or 2) think fuck it and go balls deep!! And let's be honest I am sure someone has met me and though my lord he looks like Joseph Fritz! !" Sadly yes I have - quite a few! That's why I never promise sex on a first meet - it's always a social only or a 'see if we both click and see how it goes' meet! I also point out in my profile that if they don't look like their pictures, we don't play! Fair enough I think? Xxx | |||
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"We ARE the people that open the door
As long as the pic is not more than 5 years out of date, well ok, maybe 10 BUT we won't go higher than 15, maybe 20 at a push. "Love this | |||
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