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over a year ago
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Ded annoying but, even more annoying when you find a wee hottie n they don't accept messages from people your age range heavy heartbreaking. Am just pure moaning faced today  |
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"Ded annoying but, even more annoying when you find a wee hottie n they don't accept messages from people your age range heavy heartbreaking. Am just pure moaning faced today "
Whit kin ye dae aboot it? |
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Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma. |
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"Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma. "
That took me three times reading to understand.  |
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"Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma.
That took me three times reading to understand. "
It's scortish, hen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma.
That took me three times reading to understand. "
Cause your English doll, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma.
That took me three times reading to understand.
Cause your English doll,"
No they're not 
They're American  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma.
That took me three times reading to understand.
Cause your English doll,
No they're not
They're American "
Who told you?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma.
That took me three times reading to understand.
Cause your English doll,
No they're not
They're American "
Want to take my yank virginity
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma.
That took me three times reading to understand.
Cause your English doll,
No they're not
They're American
Who told you?! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma.
That took me three times reading to understand.
Cause your English doll,
No they're not
They're American
Want to take my yank virginity
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I so would have, but being called a yank dries up my vag.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma.
That took me three times reading to understand.
Cause your English doll,
No they're not
They're American
Want to take my yank virginity
I so would have, but being called a yank dries up my vag. "
your loss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
Have you ever met a nun?
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Naw but always fancied that wee Maria Von Trapp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
Have you ever met a nun?
Naw but always fancied that wee Maria Von Trapp
You need a short sharp shock love."
You offering ? |
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
Have you ever met a nun?
Naw but always fancied that wee Maria Von Trapp
You need a short sharp shock love.
You offering ?"
Tempting, oh so tempting.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x"
Want some more scottish in you hehe
But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day |
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"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x
Want some more scottish in you hehe
But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day"
Would love more scottish in me lol x
Yea true but if she is a lady like my self she's not going to jump in to that sack straight away there has to be some sort of connection there x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x
Want some more scottish in you hehe
But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day
Would love more scottish in me lol x
Yea true but if she is a lady like my self she's not going to jump in to that sack straight away there has to be some sort of connection there x"
Aye but some lassies on here are pure time wasters no intention of meeting does my nut in |
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"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x
Want some more scottish in you hehe
But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day
Would love more scottish in me lol x
Yea true but if she is a lady like my self she's not going to jump in to that sack straight away there has to be some sort of connection there x
Aye but some lassies on here are pure time wasters no intention of meeting does my nut in"
True maybe you just need a little more patience something will come along sometimes unexpectedly you never know x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Th' advantage o' bein' young is that tae catch up wi` older wummin wha wantae catch up wi` older men, a' ye hae tae dae is hauld yer horses. Mibbie ye'r finding that haein a muckle boaby isnae actually enough oan 'ere? whit kin ye dae? tis a dilemma.
That took me three times reading to understand.
Cause your English doll,
No they're not
They're American
Want to take my yank virginity
I so would have, but being called a yank dries up my vag.
your loss "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site "
With a ratio of probably about 100 men to every woman who's not part of a couple, you are probably correct in that analysis.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x
Want some more scottish in you hehe
But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day
Would love more scottish in me lol x
Yea true but if she is a lady like my self she's not going to jump in to that sack straight away there has to be some sort of connection there x
Aye but some lassies on here are pure time wasters no intention of meeting does my nut in"
The ones that are well verified will have met, therefore are likely to intend to meet again. The ones with no inention of meeting probably are men pretending to be women.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
Because it's a swinging site, not a casual sex site maybe?"
Same thing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x
Want some more scottish in you hehe
But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day
Would love more scottish in me lol x
Yea true but if she is a lady like my self she's not going to jump in to that sack straight away there has to be some sort of connection there x
Aye but some lassies on here are pure time wasters no intention of meeting does my nut in
The ones that are well verified will have met, therefore are likely to intend to meet again. The ones with no inention of meeting probably are men pretending to be women.
Mrs"
Aye probably will just stick to well verified ones now saves wasting my time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
Because it's a swinging site, not a casual sex site maybe?
Same thing "
No it's not. Swinging can involve casual sex, but casual sex is not always swinging.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
Because it's a swinging site, not a casual sex site maybe?
Same thing
No it's not. Swinging can involve casual sex, but casual sex is not always swinging.
Mrs"
As she says, swinging is a lifestyle choice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A just love screwing "
You could try an escort site if that's all you need. Probably more attractive women too. At least you won't be competing with hundreds of men for one woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about just going out to some bars each weekend and picking up chicks? Surely that's easier than this? They may even make you breakfast the morning after, OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Dont go wae hookers. Im Glaswegian im too miserable to pay for it "
Understand why a lot men wouldn't want a hooker, as the attraction would not be mutual, and too many that is an important factor. But I don't think it's realistic to get sex without putting your hand in your pocket at all. Clubs, drinks, travel all cost money. You'd be hard pressed to find a woman who will just turn up and fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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dunno mate...bragging about your cock size as "can you handle it?"...its implications are you will do nothing to please apart from shag them..everything on your profile is a bit me me me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about just going out to some bars each weekend and picking up chicks? Surely that's easier than this? They may even make you breakfast the morning after, OP"
That will cost money. I got the impression he was looking for a cheaper alternative |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about just going out to some bars each weekend and picking up chicks? Surely that's easier than this? They may even make you breakfast the morning after, OP"
That will cost money. I got the impression he was looking for a cheaper alternative |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Dont go wae hookers. Im Glaswegian im too miserable to pay for it
Understand why a lot men wouldn't want a hooker, as the attraction would not be mutual, and too many that is an important factor. But I don't think it's realistic to get sex without putting your hand in your pocket at all. Clubs, drinks, travel all cost money. You'd be hard pressed to find a woman who will just turn up and fuck. "
What you on about hen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about just going out to some bars each weekend and picking up chicks? Surely that's easier than this? They may even make you breakfast the morning after, OP
That will cost money. I got the impression he was looking for a cheaper alternative "
Oh, right
He could just order water and chat up chicks. That shouldn't cost too much. Depends how good his game is, I suppose |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!
This"
I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A work on the oilrigs and stay in Milngavie a could buy n sell the lot of you's just cause a dont want to pay for hookers doesn't mean av nae £  "
You doth protest too much, my good sir.
Strongbow is relatively cheap. Or Carling if you prefer beer. You could probably milk that all night to save the expense of buying a second.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A work on the oilrigs and stay in Milngavie a could buy n sell the lot of you's just cause a dont want to pay for hookers doesn't mean av nae £
You doth protest too much, my good sir.
Strongbow is relatively cheap. Or Carling if you prefer beer. You could probably milk that all night to save the expense of buying a second. "
Nae wonder though and I drink Bucky  |
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over a year ago
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!
This
I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no "
fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill. |
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!
This
I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no
fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill."
Aye grew up in Parkheed but |
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"A work on the oilrigs and stay in Milngavie a could buy n sell the lot of you's just cause a dont want to pay for hookers doesn't mean av nae £
You doth protest too much, my good sir.
Strongbow is relatively cheap. Or Carling if you prefer beer. You could probably milk that all night to save the expense of buying a second.
Nae wonder though and I drink Bucky "
I don't know what Bucky is, so I looked it up. I found a meme that said "Go drink some Bucky and have a good fucky." Seems you're doing half of it right |
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"A work on the oilrigs and stay in Milngavie a could buy n sell the lot of you's just cause a dont want to pay for hookers doesn't mean av nae £
You doth protest too much, my good sir.
Strongbow is relatively cheap. Or Carling if you prefer beer. You could probably milk that all night to save the expense of buying a second.
Nae wonder though and I drink Bucky
I don't know what Bucky is, so I looked it up. I found a meme that said "Go drink some Bucky and have a good fucky." Seems you're doing half of it right "
Buckfast Makes u fuck fast.., and whitey |
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over a year ago
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"Ded annoying but, even more annoying when you find a wee hottie n they don't accept messages from people your age range heavy heartbreaking. Am just pure moaning faced today
Whit kin ye dae aboot it? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!
This
I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no
fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.
Aye grew up in Parkheed but"
lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie. |
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!
This
I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no
fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.
Aye grew up in Parkheed but
lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie."
Prefer Parkhead but it's good to be able to hang a washing oot n no worry that some crackheed will be away with Ma socks |
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!
This
I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no
fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.
Aye grew up in Parkheed but
lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie.
Prefer Parkhead but it's good to be able to hang a washing oot n no worry that some crackheed will be away with Ma socks "
ffs wi ur wages! u buy them from poundland anyway..sheesh! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!
This
I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no
fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.
Aye grew up in Parkheed but
lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie.
Prefer Parkhead but it's good to be able to hang a washing oot n no worry that some crackheed will be away with Ma socks
ffs wi ur wages! u buy them from poundland anyway..sheesh!"
Poundlands too dear for jakies like me fs |
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!
This
I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no
fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.
Aye grew up in Parkheed but
lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie.
Prefer Parkhead but it's good to be able to hang a washing oot n no worry that some crackheed will be away with Ma socks
ffs wi ur wages! u buy them from poundland anyway..sheesh!
Poundlands too dear for jakies like me fs"
What does fs mean? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!
This
I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no
fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.
Aye grew up in Parkheed but
lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie.
Prefer Parkhead but it's good to be able to hang a washing oot n no worry that some crackheed will be away with Ma socks
ffs wi ur wages! u buy them from poundland anyway..sheesh!
Poundlands too dear for jakies like me fs
What does fs mean?"
poundland is too dear for tramps 
its all banter
plus he likes scottish football...says that much in itself... |
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"Better chance of getting a night of passion wi a nun than a bird off this site
fucking leave out the 'bird' also...its neddy as fuck sounding!
This
I am a ned no point in pretending to be something im no
fucking ned from millingavie...LOL..I'm from ruchill.
Aye grew up in Parkheed but
lol well thats great you seen you had to move into a new area, given your job status etc...or why indeed did you move away from the scummier parts?....you are not a ned...dont lie.
Prefer Parkhead but it's good to be able to hang a washing oot n no worry that some crackheed will be away with Ma socks
ffs wi ur wages! u buy them from poundland anyway..sheesh!
Poundlands too dear for jakies like me fs
What does fs mean?"
oops fs ffs= fuck sake or for fucks sake |
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"Love the Scottish just about understood what your saying, I'm half Scottish my self, and form what of seen can't understand why the nuns I mean chicks haven't flock in by now lol x
Want some more scottish in you hehe
But seriously hard as fk finding a dirty on here who will meet no just message back n forth aw day
Would love more scottish in me lol x
Yea true but if she is a lady like my self she's not going to jump in to that sack straight away there has to be some sort of connection there x
Aye but some lassies on here are pure time wasters no intention of meeting does my nut in"
Maybe no intention of meeting you. |
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