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You know you've been on Fab too long...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

... when you think you may recognise someone and have to picture them naked to be sure

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When you don't recognise their face

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple over a year ago

London

"When you don't recognise their face

When you're still waiting to meet Steve

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"When you don't recognise their face

When you're still waiting to meet Steve

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

When reading the threads it feels like its groundhog day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your profile is so long you can't be arsed to read until the end and you have so many pictures you have to delete to put new ones on

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

When you're in the pub and somebody asks your name and you tell them your username instead of real name

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By *i de BiCouple over a year ago

Leicester

When you sign into fab , instead of Facebook as first choice

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

When fab is set as your browser's home page

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you sign into fab , instead of Facebook as first choice "

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

found this thread - was in the supermarket queue today and saw a lady in front - looked like she was collared - ok it was a small fitting set of headphones resting round her neck but wasnt the obvious thing that jumped into my mind

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

There seems to be no one new to chat too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When unsolicited dick pics don't titillate you anymore (took 3days of being on here for me to not be bothered if I never see one ever again lol) x

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By *inxy777Woman over a year ago

essex

"When unsolicited dick pics don't titillate you anymore (took 3days of being on here for me to not be bothered if I never see one ever again lol) x"

This

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By *inxy777Woman over a year ago

essex

[Removed by poster at 30/07/17 23:04:19]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your profile is so long you can't be arsed to read until the end and you have so many pictures you have to delete to put new ones on

Blimey I've not been on long and I already have to delete pics to put new ones on!

Saving grace, may be short profile! x

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"When you sign into fab , instead of Facebook as first choice "

Laughing, am sure alot of people do this, along with some uploading photos to FB that should of been for Fab

When you recognise the regular formulites.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your google search history was things like - how to make the perfect Apple strudel.

And now it's

What is anal felching and tea bagging.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your google search history was things like - how to make the perfect Apple strudel.

And now it's

What is anal felching and tea bagging."

i always clear history now - just in case child borrows lappy when they visit -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you're in the pub and somebody asks your name and you tell them your username instead of real name"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Running out of opening lines....(the first message)

My searches are Exhausted...

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By *aura66Woman over a year ago

Belfast

When in a recent work email you write cum instead of come ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

also ..........when bargain clothes hunting youre thinking how you could make it into a fab type pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When unsolicited dick pics don't titillate you anymore (took 3days of being on here for me to not be bothered if I never see one ever again lol) x"

Haha yep

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By *istressZoeTV/TS over a year ago

cheshire

When you see a potential meet who you fancy and you go to message them and apparently you messaged and met them in 2009! X

( and they are still using the same pictures!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and no messages still inbox empty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you have to check the date of your verification photo to see when you joined. (assuming you did it straight away!)

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

When you stop rolling your eyes at certain message types like

Bad spelling

The amateur porn writers

The attempts at rudeness and crass

Txt speak

And all those other ones that used to make you cringe, instead you just hit delete

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you have to check the date of your verification photo to see when you joined. (assuming you did it straight away!)"

Assuming you didn't join before photo verification became available

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha ...when did this site unveil it self?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

When you see innocent words and laugh as you see the naughty meaning

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you're getting bored of it..

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

When you find yourself logging in before work when you really know that you don't have the time and sit there in your underwear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you start buying your sexy undies from Greenwoods

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

...... when absolutely no photo can shock you - no matter what they've shoved up their fanny/arse/willy etc etc! Xx

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