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"I do not believe in dishing out insults just because I have been rejected for whatever reasons. And I do not _iew those who do highly either! What is the point? "Because some are funny, do you tend to laugh at comedians??? | |||
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"Was in a pub last year when a guy kept pushing past me, no matter where I stood, or so it seemed to me. After 3 or 4 times I pushed him away quite forcibly. He said "I'm going to have you old man" I said, "Oh yes, and how are you going to do that you fat cunt, are you gonna eat me?" His mates pulled him away and they left when they saw I wasn't going to back down " | |||
" Because some are funny, do you tend to laugh at comedians???" . Seldom watch them. | |||
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"I always like the classic from Winston Churchill,when one of his over worked staff said to him if he was her husband she would poison him ,Winstons reply was "madam if I was your husband I would gladly drink it "" Winston had some classics: Winston: "madam would you sleep with me for ten thousand pounds?" Lady: "of course I would" Winston "and would you sleep with me for one pound" Lady: "of course not - what do you think I am?" Winston: "I think we have established what you are madam - we are now merely haggling over the price" | |||
"I always like the classic from Winston Churchill,when one of his over worked staff said to him if he was her husband she would poison him ,Winstons reply was "madam if I was your husband I would gladly drink it " Winston had some classics: Winston: "madam would you sleep with me for ten thousand pounds?" Lady: "of course I would" Winston "and would you sleep with me for one pound" Lady: "of course not - what do you think I am?" Winston: "I think we have established what you are madam - we are now merely haggling over the price"" im related to mr churchill | |||
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"I always like the classic from Winston Churchill,when one of his over worked staff said to him if he was her husband she would poison him ,Winstons reply was "madam if I was your husband I would gladly drink it "" It is sunday, so I can afford to be....,
This famous exchange was not between Churchill and an overworked staff member, but Tory Viscountess Astor, Wife of 2nd Viscount Astor, who hated all men. | |||
"I always like the classic from Winston Churchill,when one of his over worked staff said to him if he was her husband she would poison him ,Winstons reply was "madam if I was your husband I would gladly drink it " It is sunday, so I can afford to be....,
This famous exchange was not between Churchill and an overworked staff member, but Tory Viscountess Astor, Wife of 2nd Viscount Astor, who hated all men. "google all them sayings and see the result,, now,,an old man is praying by the bed,,his wife walks in and says "what are you praying for" he replies,,"im praying for guidance",,she says,,"fuck the guidance,,pray for stiffness,il guide it myself",,lol | |||
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""Her 'mott' was like a ploughmans lunch: Looked like ham. Smelt like cheese. Tastes of pickled onions" The work of genius (and it was another female genius)! " OR... Your clit, its like a prawn! Yes, it is rather large. No, what I meant was it tastes like a fucking prawn!!! | |||
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" ... im related to mr churchill " Is that an insult? | |||
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