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Who'd like there minge eaten?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who is in and around Birmingham and wants to have there pussy eaten for however long they can handle it?  "
I'm guessing your other thread of "Who wants to suck, or have this inside them" didn't go too well success wise? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Minge' is a horrible word for such a beautiful part of a woman's body
What do you call it? Stench trench? "
Front bottom? 
Hardly going to say on a meet "would you like me to lick your minge?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who is in and around Birmingham and wants to have there pussy eaten for however long they can handle it? "
Hopefully a nice big 25stone lady will reply, sit on your face and squash you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The USGS have just reported seismic activity in the vicinity of spaghetti junction. They've deduced it's a stampeded of high heels worn by the women charging to his front door as we speak. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP it should be ...
Who would like THEIR minge eating... not THERE....
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well done you get 2 gold stars from the spelling brigade and an extra star for noticing his grammar,sadly you loose all the stars and owe 3 for pointing out, however you may get them back at a future date |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I recently went on a romantic date with a gentleman, candle lit dinner, champagne, dancing cheek to cheek.
We retired to the bedroom and kissed passionately, I pushed him on to the bed, hitched up my skirt, straddled his face and softly breathed into his ear "come on, big boy. Eat my minge!!!!"
He got up and left shortly afterwards, any ideas what went wrong? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I recently went on a romantic date with a gentleman, candle lit dinner, champagne, dancing cheek to cheek.
We retired to the bedroom and kissed passionately, I pushed him on to the bed, hitched up my skirt, straddled his face and softly breathed into his ear "come on, big boy. Eat my minge!!!!"
He got up and left shortly afterwards, any ideas what went wrong?"
He only had a little cock - so you calling him big boy was just too much pressure!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Minge?? Really?? The last time I heard that, I was about 18! Talk about blast from the past. Definitely a terminology I did not need to be reminded of... Did make me laugh though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you had worded the topic as = (what fine lady would like there quivering mound of love pudding explored with my 12" viobarting tounge) Then you wouldn't of had people laughing at your MINGE post and the spelling police wouldn't of escaped the library to bust your words and thousand of women from all four corners of fab would of been racing over to Birmingham to meet you right now.
Know better next time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you had worded the topic as = (what fine lady would like there quivering mound of love pudding explored with my 12" viobarting tounge) Then you wouldn't of had people laughing at your MINGE post and the spelling police wouldn't of escaped the library to bust your words and thousand of women from all four corners of fab would of been racing over to Birmingham to meet you right now.
Know better next time."
And you still got 'their' 'vibrating' (viobarting  ) and 'tongue' (tounge) wrong... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you had worded the topic as = (what fine lady would like there quivering mound of love pudding explored with my 12" viobarting tounge) Then you wouldn't of had people laughing at your MINGE post and the spelling police wouldn't of escaped the library to bust your words and thousand of women from all four corners of fab would of been racing over to Birmingham to meet you right now.
Know better next time.
And you still got 'their' 'vibrating' (viobarting ) and 'tongue' (tounge) wrong... "
Ohhhhhhh no the spelling police have raided my comment now pmsl.
Comes on a swingers sex site and spends his time looking for and correcting spelling mistakes.Wowwww you seriously are hard core lol
If I could correct them I would to stop you getting your anorack in a twist.
What a hero hahahahahahaha |
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