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How shiny is your cock?
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over a year ago
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"Mine dazzles like the blinding sun in the middle of the Arabian desert.
In homage to the storm El Niño . .I call mine El Shinèo."
the beacon of hope (as in 'hope' it doesn't drop off)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread 
Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right. "
yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof! |
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"Mine dazzles like the blinding sun in the middle of the Arabian desert.
In homage to the storm El Niño . .I call mine El Shinèo.
the beacon of hope (as in 'hope' it doesn't drop off) "
Lol beacon of hope !
It's like the tall tower with an glaringly bright eye in lord of the rings.
*sniggers* |
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By *ackey102Man
over a year ago
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"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread
Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.
yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread
Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.
yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!"
That's put me off my cod! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread
Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.
yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread
Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.
yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!"
Excellent. With a clear eye. I just hope I won't need to descale it.
Ok, I've put myself off now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread
Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.
yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!"
That's dead right that is. Fortunately my bell end shines like a gleaming chrome bumper on a brand new cadillac so as you can tell I'm the very epitome of good health.  |
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"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread
Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.
yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!"
Thought it was like a healthy dog? Shiny with a wet nose?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you been polishing your knob?
With Brasso and Windex.
I shine it like a Victorian shoe polisher on the streets of Londinium."
Windex.. tingly on the clit |
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"Have you been polishing your knob?
With Brasso and Windex.
I shine it like a Victorian shoe polisher on the streets of Londinium.
Windex.. tingly on the clit "
But it creates a window to your cervix ! |
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"It's just an excuse to wank a lot.
Ahhh shiny like stones on the beach that have been tossed for years "
Hahaha somehow I don't think the brain realises the jestyness of this post.
There's always one! |
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"It's just an excuse to wank a lot.
Ahhh shiny like stones on the beach that have been tossed for years
Hahaha somehow I don't think the brain realises the jestyness of this post.
There's always one!"
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"A good rubbing with olive oil makes it nice and shiny.
Extra virgin will not make you a virgin again."
Nice front door sir. . .is that how you meet the people when you invite then to your house?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You wanna that, apparently that's the sign your cocks all "STD'Y" on another thread
Isn't it stdy if its not shiny? I need to get this right.
yes, i think you can tell it's healthy if it's all shiny...much like with dead fish in sainsburys! foolproof!
That's put me off my cod! "
i was going to have fish for tea - thnk not now |
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