FabSwingers.com > Forums > Swingers Chat > is it the size of cock or how you use it
is it the size of cock or how you use it
Jump to: Newest in thread
Is that definitely your pic it doesn't really correspond with the other pics?
Anyway it's takes a whole lot more than someone's dick size for someone to meet you doesn't it! You don't seriously think that's all women look at can you,if it is women you're looking for?! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago
Henley Arden |
You need to update your photos.
You seem to have gained a six pack since the photo with the day glow vest / shirt and tie photo was taken.
Or is it just a very large money belt your wearing ?
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
It still baffles the life out of me how many men have this 'Pied Piper of Hamelin' approach to attracting women. Do you honestly believe that one toot on your meat trombone will make the women come running?
You could have a penis that shoots out £50 notes and can perform show tunes but it still wouldn't mean women would automatically be queuing up to jump on it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I'd quite like to meet the guy whose cock pic you are using, he looks pretty ripped 
If you are going to use someone else's pics OP it is wise to try and get them from someone of a similar body shape to yourself. In all your other photos you are looking rather more...erm...rotund than in the cock pic  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I'd quite like to meet the guy whose cock pic you are using, he looks pretty ripped
If you are going to use someone else's pics OP it is wise to try and get them from someone of a similar body shape to yourself. In all your other photos you are looking rather more...erm...rotund than in the cock pic "
.......oh dear  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
That isn't your penis in the first picture. First picture shows a man with obliques and around 14% body fat for the definition around the groin area. Your other pictures show a man that's slightly portly. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"That isn't your penis in the first picture. First picture shows a man with obliques and around 14% body fat for the definition around the groin area. Your other pictures show a man that's slightly portly. "
Wow that's very precise haha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"That isn't your penis in the first picture. First picture shows a man with obliques and around 14% body fat for the definition around the groin area. Your other pictures show a man that's slightly portly.
Wow that's very precise haha"
I don't fuck about when it comes to the authenticity of a penis. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"That isn't your penis in the first picture. First picture shows a man with obliques and around 14% body fat for the definition around the groin area. Your other pictures show a man that's slightly portly.
Wow that's very precise haha
I don't fuck about when it comes to the authenticity of a penis. "
Kind of glad I haven't got mine on show now haha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I love this thread.... hilarious!!
OP.... Can you photoshop or supply me with some ripped pics for my profile please?
In return I could verify you as you have been here over a year....also I could help with your spelling and grammar  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"ive got a rather large cock would you agree and i still can not get a fuck why is that ???"
I have dildos bigger than your claim of a big cock. If I just wanted something big, then I head for LoveHoney. For sexual encounters, I want a man I am attracted to
- Mrs. J - |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Wow I thought I'd seen most of the photo shop pics in here but yours wins the award for the most ridiculous Op.
No point me trying to pass myself off as a size 6 when my pics clearly show otherwise, you're going to need more than luck to get out of that one |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It still baffles the life out of me how many men have this 'Pied Piper of Hamelin' approach to attracting women. Do you honestly believe that one toot on your meat trombone will make the women come running?
You could have a penis that shoots out £50 notes and can perform show tunes but it still wouldn't mean women would automatically be queuing up to jump on it."
This had me in stitches 
- Mrs. J - |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It still baffles the life out of me how many men have this 'Pied Piper of Hamelin' approach to attracting women. Do you honestly believe that one toot on your meat trombone will make the women come running?
You could have a penis that shoots out £50 notes and can perform show tunes but it still wouldn't mean women would automatically be queuing up to jump on it.
This had me in stitches
- Mrs. J - "
If anyone does have a penis that shoots out £50 notes give us a bell |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It still baffles the life out of me how many men have this 'Pied Piper of Hamelin' approach to attracting women. Do you honestly believe that one toot on your meat trombone will make the women come running?
You could have a penis that shoots out £50 notes and can perform show tunes but it still wouldn't mean women would automatically be queuing up to jump on it.
This had me in stitches
- Mrs. J -
If anyone does have a penis that shoots out £50 notes give us a bell "
Me first; doesn't matter whether it is £50 notes or £50 cheques
- Mrs. J -
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It still baffles the life out of me how many men have this 'Pied Piper of Hamelin' approach to attracting women. Do you honestly believe that one toot on your meat trombone will make the women come running?
You could have a penis that shoots out £50 notes and can perform show tunes but it still wouldn't mean women would automatically be queuing up to jump on it.
This had me in stitches
- Mrs. J -
If anyone does have a penis that shoots out £50 notes give us a bell
Me first; doesn't matter whether it is £50 notes or £50 cheques
- Mrs. J -
"
Erm excuse me lady I'm first in the queue! You can have the one's that dish out the tenners |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It still baffles the life out of me how many men have this 'Pied Piper of Hamelin' approach to attracting women. Do you honestly believe that one toot on your meat trombone will make the women come running?
You could have a penis that shoots out £50 notes and can perform show tunes but it still wouldn't mean women would automatically be queuing up to jump on it.
This had me in stitches
- Mrs. J -
If anyone does have a penis that shoots out £50 notes give us a bell
Me first; doesn't matter whether it is £50 notes or £50 cheques
- Mrs. J -
Erm excuse me lady I'm first in the queue! You can have the one's that dish out the tenners "
That is all I ever get; and in 50p coins
- Mrs. J - |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Having big cock is just the start. You need to have substance to your personality. Women want to connect to the mind more so than a cock. If your being a cock as well as possessing a big one, game over. Treat these ladies nicely and you never know  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Having big cock is just the start. You need to have substance to your personality. Women want to connect to the mind more so than a cock. If your being a cock as well as possessing a big one, game over. Treat these ladies nicely and you never know "
Nope; with me, it is not a start. It may be the last thing I will consider, if I would consider it at all
- Mrs. J - |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"That isn't your penis in the first picture. First picture shows a man with obliques and around 14% body fat for the definition around the groin area. Your other pictures show a man that's slightly portly. "
Haha, portly. How diplomatic! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
how funny lol
