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The penis, hereby request arise in salary for the following reasons, I do physical labour work at great depths, I plunge head first in to everything I do not get weekends off, I work in damp environment, I work in dark places that has poor ventilation, I work in high temperatures, my work exposes me to contagious diseases... Yours sincerely penis...
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Dear penis after assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised. The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You don’t work 8 hours straight, you fall asleep after brief work period… you do not always follow orders of the management team, you do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations, you do not take initiative you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working, you leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift, you don’t always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing the correct clothing you will retire before you are 65 you are unable to work double shifts, you sometimes leave designated work area before you have completed your assigned task, and if that were not all, you been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags..
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"The penis, hereby request arise in salary for the following reasons, I do physical labour work at great depths, I plunge head first in to everything I do not get weekends off, I work in damp environment, I work in dark places that has poor ventilation, I work in high temperatures, my work exposes me to contagious diseases... Yours sincerely penis...
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Dear penis after assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised. The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You don’t work 8 hours straight, you fall asleep after brief work period… you do not always follow orders of the management team, you do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations, you do not take initiative you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working, you leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift, you don’t always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing the correct clothing you will retire before you are 65 you are unable to work double shifts, you sometimes leave designated work area before you have completed your assigned task, and if that were not all, you been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags..
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