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"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through "Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "Be careful what you wish for! | |||
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Hi - nice butt! "Thanks. Yours too.  | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "Now this slut is a keeper. Added to TheSlutHunters slut list. TSH | |||
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"never been so happy to form a queue in my life til now lol" Aw shucks! Thanks honey! | |||
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"never been so happy to form a queue in my life til now lol Aw shucks! Thanks honey! "I must say u look absolutely amazing! | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Be careful what you wish for! "It's fine! I worked it out - I have 3 available orifices - so with an 8 Hr per day rest I should have 'relieved' every chap on fab by 2028!  | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in? | |||
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"never been so happy to form a queue in my life til now lol Aw shucks! Thanks honey!
I must say u look absolutely amazing!"Thanks - most kind! I'm British though - more comfortable with compliments of the back-handed variety! | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in? "I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so. | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in? "No - it'll work like the deli counter! Now take a ticket and wait your turn young man!  | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?
I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so. "What is this first you speak of? | |||
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"never been so happy to form a queue in my life til now lol Aw shucks! Thanks honey!
I must say u look absolutely amazing!
Thanks - most kind! I'm British though - more comfortable with compliments of the back-handed variety! "Is there anywhere we can all form this so called queue? | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?
No - it'll work like the deli counter! Now take a ticket and wait your turn young man! "Young man? Ta very much but flattery will get you nowhere! | |||
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"never been so happy to form a queue in my life til now lol Aw shucks! Thanks honey!
I must say u look absolutely amazing!
Thanks - most kind! I'm British though - more comfortable with compliments of the back-handed variety!
Is there anywhere we can all form this so called queue?"Yes, it will be at the next Preston Guild! | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?
I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so. "A whole day?  I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!  | |||
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"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster. So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though "Traitor! | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?
I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.
A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap! "I'm a triathlete. I'm used to to endurance sport. | |||
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"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster. So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though "How about you keep all the under 25's - and half the under 30's? Oh - and you can have all the ones with long beards and/or a hairy back!! See? I can share!! | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?
I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.
A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!
I'm a triathlete. I'm used to to endurance sport. "Oh - you will be enduring - I'm a shit fuck!! | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?
I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.
A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!
I'm a triathlete. I'm used to to endurance sport.
Oh - you will be enduring - I'm a shit fuck!! "I doubt that. If you fuck even half as good as you look I'll be in for a good day or so. | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?
I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.
A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!
I'm a triathlete. I'm used to to endurance sport.
Oh - you will be enduring - I'm a shit fuck!!
I doubt that. If you fuck even half as good as you look I'll be in for a good day or so. "Let's compromise! You can have a turn at all 3 orifices! That's 7 mins 30 seconds! | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?
I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.
A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!
I'm a triathlete. I'm used to to endurance sport.
Oh - you will be enduring - I'm a shit fuck!!
I doubt that. If you fuck even half as good as you look I'll be in for a good day or so.
Let's compromise! You can have a turn at all 3 orifices! That's 7 mins 30 seconds! "I'm not allowed to cum? | |||
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"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster. So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though
How about you keep all the under 25's - and half the under 30's? Oh - and you can have all the ones with long beards and/or a hairy back!!
See? I can share!! "I'll take the beards and tattoos but pass on the hairy bears. All the under 25's, half the under 30's, a quarter of the under 35's and it's a deal! | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?
I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.
A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!
I'm a triathlete. I'm used to to endurance sport.
Oh - you will be enduring - I'm a shit fuck!!
I doubt that. If you fuck even half as good as you look I'll be in for a good day or so.
Let's compromise! You can have a turn at all 3 orifices! That's 7 mins 30 seconds!
I'm not allowed to cum? "Sure you can! I've ordered 3 crates of baby wipes to clear up the mess! Should be enough! | |||
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"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster. So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though
Traitor! "Pfft I'm a Southerner...I have no allegiance to the North! | |||
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"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster. So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though
How about you keep all the under 25's - and half the under 30's? Oh - and you can have all the ones with long beards and/or a hairy back!!
See? I can share!!
I'll take the beards and tattoos but pass on the hairy bears. All the under 25's, half the under 30's, a quarter of the under 35's and it's a deal! "shame I'm outside your message filter.  | |||
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"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster. So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though
How about you keep all the under 25's - and half the under 30's? Oh - and you can have all the ones with long beards and/or a hairy back!!
See? I can share!!
I'll take the beards and tattoos but pass on the hairy bears. All the under 25's, half the under 30's, a quarter of the under 35's and it's a deal! "You're on! I need the help if I'm gonna get Sunday's off! Tbh I was expecting loads of other ladies to come on and declare their love for single guys too! It's kinda backfired on me! | |||
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"*cough* Single guys are the only Fab demographic I look at...although admittedly only 0.01% pass muster. So you have to share! The ones on the other side of the Penines are all mine though
Traitor!
Pfft I'm a Southerner...I have no allegiance to the North! "Start forming the queue down South! We'll notify you sometime on the future when you can travel north (maybe?) | |||
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"OP, my first thought was this was another Single Male whinge about not getting enough meets, but that was quickly dispelled. I have Security experience including crowd control skills; do you need my Professional Services? "I'm getting the feeling I might! Yes please! | |||
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"OP is bad bad bad after getting looked at by 30 men in knickers you bad bad woman you need spanking.! "Guys wearing knickers were looking at me? When?? | |||
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"Dream on "Actually I think I may have bitten off more than I can chew! Care to help? | |||
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"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created "Nope! In ten minutes i'm running to the bathroom and locking the door!! | |||
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"For your eyes Please tell me you are for real xxxx" As in really a real person? Or really intending to shag every single chap on fab? | |||
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"Why am I not surprised that some are taking this seriously? By the way, as that is a rhetorical question, it doesn't require an answer! "I don't think they are really! I think everyone realises it's a bit of fun my lovely! | |||
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"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created "Not the only thing shes "raised " | |||
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"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created
Nope! In ten minutes i'm running to the bathroom and locking the door!! "Haha, good luck with that
Well I would give you a sympathetic hug, but I'm one of those lowly under 25's | |||
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"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created
Not the only thing shes "raised ""Oooooh! Think I've raised a few eyebrows too? | |||
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"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created
Nope! In ten minutes i'm running to the bathroom and locking the door!!
Haha, good luck with that
Well I would give you a sympathetic hug, but I'm one of those lowly under 25's "See you on your birthday? | |||
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"Dream on
Actually I think I may have bitten off more than I can chew!
Care to help? "No chance. I have no interest in forum users | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "Could you not get one of those ticket machine like they have at supermarket deli counters then I could get on with something useful instead of hanging around. | |||
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"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created
Nope! In ten minutes i'm running to the bathroom and locking the door!!
Haha, good luck with that
Well I would give you a sympathetic hug, but I'm one of those lowly under 25's
See you on your birthday? "OooOoo enticing
I'll bring my birthday cake along to share with you | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Could you not get one of those ticket machine like they have at supermarket deli counters then I could get on with something useful instead of hanging around."Actually - I came up with that idea further up the thread! | |||
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"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through
Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! "I only have a towel on | |||
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"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created
Nope! In ten minutes i'm running to the bathroom and locking the door!!
Haha, good luck with that
Well I would give you a sympathetic hug, but I'm one of those lowly under 25's
See you on your birthday?
OooOoo enticing
I'll bring my birthday cake along to share with you "As long as it's lemon drizzle cake - you're on! | |||
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"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created
Not the only thing shes "raised "
Oooooh! Think I've raised a few eyebrows too? "Thats not quite what i was referring to | |||
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"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through
Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! I only have a towel on "Stop being pedantic! Just whip it off and come sit next to me! | |||
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"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through
Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! I only have a towel on
Stop being pedantic! Just whip it off and come sit next to me! "oops it's slipped | |||
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"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through
Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! I only have a towel on
Stop being pedantic! Just whip it off and come sit next to me! oops it's slipped "Oh! So it has!! | |||
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"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created
Nope! In ten minutes i'm running to the bathroom and locking the door!!
Haha, good luck with that
Well I would give you a sympathetic hug, but I'm one of those lowly under 25's
See you on your birthday?
OooOoo enticing
I'll bring my birthday cake along to share with you
As long as it's lemon drizzle cake - you're on! "It will even be homemade. I bake a mean lemon drizzle cake. Sweet, Creamy and Moist  | |||
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"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created
Not the only thing shes "raised "
Oooooh! Think I've raised a few eyebrows too?
Maybe lowered a few too. 
Tut Tut...you're not playing the game! Compliments only...that was the point of the thread!! "Actually - the point of the thread was to have a giggle - and for lots of other ladies to come on and declare their love for single guys too!! Just wanted to make the guys smile and feel wanted! It's kinda backfired! | |||
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"OP, my first thought was this was another Single Male whinge about not getting enough meets, but that was quickly dispelled. I have Security experience including crowd control skills; do you need my Professional Services?
I'm getting the feeling I might! Yes please! "Just tell me when, and I will see what I can do! | |||
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"Haha, you've raised a lot of guys hopes OP, I'm presuming you can handle what you've created
Not the only thing shes "raised "
Oooooh! Think I've raised a few eyebrows too?
Maybe lowered a few too.
Tut Tut...you're not playing the game! Compliments only...that was the point of the thread!!
Actually - the point of the thread was to have a giggle - and for lots of other ladies to come on and declare their love for single guys too!! Just wanted to make the guys smile and feel wanted! It's kinda backfired! "Obviously all the girls on here who are looking for single guys must have meets tonight, that's why they aren't here to help you out. | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "That's going to be a long queue and there will probably be scuffles with people wanting to get to the front | |||
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I'm on my way.... btw
Have you any unwashed knickers or tights in the hamper I could have? | |||
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"Aww. Think all your pics are fab too
I'm on my way.... btw
Have you any unwashed knickers or tights in the hamper I could have? "Loads! I've been pretty slovenly when it comes to laundry lately! | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
That's going to be a long queue and there will probably be scuffles with people wanting to get to the front"Heck! I never thought about crowd control! | |||
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"Aww. Think all your pics are fab too
I'm on my way.... btw
Have you any unwashed knickers or tights in the hamper I could have?
Loads! I've been pretty slovenly when it comes to laundry lately! "You need a maid, oh my, I'm in heaven | |||
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"It's a little bit desperate now. "I'm desperate. LoL | |||
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"It's a little bit desperate now. "Booooooooooo | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
That's going to be a long queue and there will probably be scuffles with people wanting to get to the front
Heck! I never thought about crowd control! "Yes security will be needed to play safe lol otherwise things could get messy lol | |||
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Look - I get it!
Somehow I've offended you and you don't like me!
Now we've established that - wouldn't you be happier on another thread? "Just ignore him, he's been spitting his dummy out across the forum all night | |||
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"About time someone noticed the pain and heartache us poor men go through
Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! I only have a towel on
Stop being pedantic! Just whip it off and come sit next to me! oops it's slipped "Butter fingers! | |||
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"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though " | |||
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Oh I know - take off your clothes and tell me all about it! I only have a towel on
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"Dream on
Actually I think I may have bitten off more than I can chew!
Care to help? "It's ok, just come over to mine for a week or so, the queue will have disappeared by then. I'm sure we'll find something to do to pass the time, maybe a game of scrabble. | |||
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" In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "Lies, lies and more lies!! I've been steadily working my way through the single men of fabs for a while and no one appreciates their skills more than I. So, if you're looking to team up and make a competition of who can get through the most, let it happen | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "It's always nice to be appreciated and "Gone through" 
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It's always nice to be appreciated and "Gone through"
Thank you OP "Hey! The language may have been dubious but the sentiment was there! | |||
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" In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Lies, lies and more lies!! I've been steadily working my way through the single men of fabs for a while and no one appreciates their skills more than I. So, if you're looking to team up and make a competition of who can get through the most, let it happen "Yikes!! Shall I crawl off in defeat now then - or would you like my meagre, ineffectual help? | |||
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"Well done Peachy. We're looking forward to the time we're ready to invite some of the single fellas on here. " Well I could help you choose? I've met some absolutely lovely ones! | |||
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"I single guys. I'm a urologist so if any guys need me to have a little inspection of their penis, gimme a shout. "SHOUTINGGGGG | |||
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"I single guys. I'm a urologist so if any guys need me to have a little inspection of their penis, gimme a shout. "You literally just made me splutter a bit giggling! Can't think of you as anything other than Tea bags though! | |||
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"I'm happy to join the queue....if I can admire your ass as I wait." If you're an admirer of my arse then you should like my new pic! | |||
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"I'm happy to join the queue....if I can admire your ass as I wait. If you're an admirer of my arse then you should like my new pic! "Your arse is awesome | |||
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"Im only interested in single guys .... "That's nice to know...when my brace is off I am available to mingle | |||
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I'd like to believe you, but ive tried on several occasions to chat to you with a view to meeting up for coffee, and it's come to nothing.
I for one...have given up. "Pffft! Flake | |||
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"Fuck 'em I say. Fuck 'em all!" that seems to be the plan | |||
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I'd like to believe you, but ive tried on several occasions to chat to you with a view to meeting up for coffee, and it's come to nothing.
I for one...have given up.
Pffft! Flake "Who me? Never. I always meet up as arranged. | |||
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"I'm happy to join the queue....if I can admire your ass as I wait. If you're an admirer of my arse then you should like my new pic!
Your arse is awesome"Aw thanks sweetie! | |||
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I'd like to believe you, but ive tried on several occasions to chat to you with a view to meeting up for coffee, and it's come to nothing.
I for one...have given up.
Pffft! Flake "I love flakes! Bit messy though - twirls are better! | |||
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I'd like to believe you, but ive tried on several occasions to chat to you with a view to meeting up for coffee, and it's come to nothing.
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"Well done Peachy. We're looking forward to the time we're ready to invite some of the single fellas on here. Well I could help you choose? I've met some absolutely lovely ones! "We may be in touch to ask who's good to go
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"Well done Peachy. We're looking forward to the time we're ready to invite some of the single fellas on here. Well I could help you choose? I've met some absolutely lovely ones!
We may be in touch to ask who's good to go
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"I'm happy to join the queue....if I can admire your ass as I wait. If you're an admirer of my arse then you should like my new pic!
Your arse is awesome
Aw thanks sweetie! "No problem credit where it's due | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "The problem is that us patient, experienced and decent guys cannot get a look in for all the aggressive cocks on here. So we end up not bothering. I know guys who will cut and paste 100 messages a night. I can't compete, I am overweight, got an average cock and no ego, plus I am bi. I used to be part of a couple and we could cherry pick single guys and women and they still let us down. Unless you are a bodybuilder who will fuck anything then you have no chance here. | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "I will join the back of the ordely, and somewhat elderly, queue | |||
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"I single guys. I'm a urologist so if any guys need me to have a little inspection of their penis, gimme a shout. "I require one times inspection x | |||
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"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though
Hell yes!
If all the single ladies and couples into men come on board - we'll have this 'job' done in no time!!
Perhaps we should hire a big hall and do it all together?
Wonder what the record is for the world's largest orgy! "I remember seeing a Japanese porn video of 250 couples once, was very surreal (like all Japanese porn), they were all doing exactly the same thing, changing positions in unison. American porn star called Houston set a gang bang record of 600. | |||
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"FYOE if only you liked younger men, " In the same boat just a few more years and we can hit the jackpot im sure its worth the wait | |||
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"FYOE if only you liked younger men, In the same boat just a few more years and we can hit the jackpot im sure its worth the wait "You know what they say about a fine wine. Agreed | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
I'd like to believe you, but ive tried on several occasions to chat to you with a view to meeting up for coffee, and it's come to nothing.
I for one...have given up.
We chatted today? "No we didn't... we chatted a few times over several months. Trying to chat to you is a work of art. Lol. We have discussed a social a few times.... Time to make the social a reality would be quite nice...
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"FYOE if only you liked younger men, In the same boat just a few more years and we can hit the jackpot im sure its worth the wait
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Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?
I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.
A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap! "2 mins 30 seconds...blimey, some guys really are long stayers...I thought they were just mythical Just the 30 seconds for me and I'll be on my way. | |||
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! )
Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?
I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.
A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap!
2 mins 30 seconds...blimey, some guys really are long stayers...I thought they were just mythical
Just the 30 seconds for me and I'll be on my way."Excellent! Gives me time for a quick loo break! | |||
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"I thought I'd come back later as the queue was so long yesterday... Hasn't died down much...you just be knackered Peachy
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"FYOE if only you liked younger men, In the same boat just a few more years and we can hit the jackpot im sure its worth the wait
You know what they say about a fine wine. Agreed
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"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though
Hell yes!
If all the single ladies and couples into men come on board - we'll have this 'job' done in no time!!
Perhaps we should hire a big hall and do it all together?
Wonder what the record is for the world's largest orgy!
I remember seeing a Japanese porn video of 250 couples once, was very surreal (like all Japanese porn), they were all doing exactly the same thing, changing positions in unison.
American porn star called Houston set a gang bang record of 600. "Think Houston has a problem! | |||
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"Yes!!! I will happily join that que!!! How longs the wait??? X" About six years I reckon! Best bring a sandwich! | |||
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Being half German, I don't believe in queuing, so do you mind if I push in?
I was first and if all three orifices are available I'll be done in a day or so.
A whole day? I based my original calculations on 2 mins 30 seconds per chap! "I had a little chuckle at this. My mate's wife confided in my ex that her pet name for her husband was "Ad Break" - because that's how long he usually lasted.
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"............ I have come to the conclusion that you are reviled and despised by almost everyone! Almost every profile blocks you, or states that they are specifically not looking for you (until they get a random case of 'willy lust' - in which case that will click their fingers and summon you!) In fact, it would seem that the only one who wants and appreciates you all is - ME!!!!! Form an orderly queue please! I'll get through you all as quick as I can! (or vice versa! ) "Why couldn't you be living in Essex? Need more ladies like you x | |||
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"I love it when we have a single guy join us! Hubby prefers couples as he enjoys having another woman there but I still think MFMs are great. Yes, there are many single guys who do not do themselves any favours. However, there are still lots of great guys on here! You just have to look a little " | |||
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"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though
Hell yes!
If all the single ladies and couples into men come on board - we'll have this 'job' done in no time!!
Perhaps we should hire a big hall and do it all together?
Wonder what the record is for the world's largest orgy!
I remember seeing a Japanese porn video of 250 couples once, was very surreal (like all Japanese porn), they were all doing exactly the same thing, changing positions in unison.
American porn star called Houston set a gang bang record of 600.
Think Houston has a problem! "Nah,this was back in 1999, I'm sure she's recovered by now. | |||
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"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though
Hell yes!
If all the single ladies and couples into men come on board - we'll have this 'job' done in no time!!
Perhaps we should hire a big hall and do it all together?
Wonder what the record is for the world's largest orgy!
I remember seeing a Japanese porn video of 250 couples once, was very surreal (like all Japanese porn), they were all doing exactly the same thing, changing positions in unison.
American porn star called Houston set a gang bang record of 600.
Think Houston has a problem!
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"Absolutely / love a single guy who knows what he wants....wish I had more free time! Sounds like you might need more help on your mission though
Hell yes!
If all the single ladies and couples into men come on board - we'll have this 'job' done in no time!!
Perhaps we should hire a big hall and do it all together?
Wonder what the record is for the world's largest orgy!
I remember seeing a Japanese porn video of 250 couples once, was very surreal (like all Japanese porn), they were all doing exactly the same thing, changing positions in unison.
American porn star called Houston set a gang bang record of 600.
Think Houston has a problem!
Nah,this was back in 1999, I'm sure she's recovered by now. I'd hope so! What was it - '3 strokes and you're out?' "Don't know, but it's probably on pornhub or something similar, will have a watch when I get a minute and come back with more details. Mind you, you're not adverse to a little porn yourself, are you? Maybe you should have a look for research purposes? | |||
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