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"You do realise that the skin around the anus is naturally darker???" Ah right, tbh i had not realised, well that's the problem solved, what a relief I was beginning to think some people were allergic to toilet roll | |||
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"What you are probably looking at is a woman who has different skin tones. " /Hijack... Hahahaha... your avatar is priceless! | |||
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"You do realise that the skin around the anus is naturally darker??? Ah right, tbh i had not realised, well that's the problem solved, what a relief I was beginning to think some people were allergic to toilet roll " go spread ur arse in the mirror and see if u got a browneye | |||
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"LOL haahaha ffs!" ........ What he said * crEepS rOunD grAveYarD * -|- | |||
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"You do realise that the skin around the anus is naturally darker???" We just can't believe that there are actually guys (on a sex site of all places) that aren't aware of that! XXXX | |||
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"LOL haahaha ffs!" Exactly! | |||
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"This is the funniest thread I've read today! " It's certainly making me giggle! | |||
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"You do realise that the skin around the anus is naturally darker??? We just can't believe that there are actually guys (on a sex site of all places) that aren't aware of that! XXXX" Anyone who has had sex with their eyes open would know you'd have thought! Just saying! | |||
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" go spread ur arse in the mirror and see if u got a browneye " If it winks at you RUN! | |||
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"You do realise that the skin around the anus is naturally darker??? We just can't believe that there are actually guys (on a sex site of all places) that aren't aware of that! XXXX" Why?? It's not exactly common knowledge, and I don't remember learning about it at school | |||
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"You do realise that the skin around the anus is naturally darker??? We just can't believe that there are actually guys (on a sex site of all places) that aren't aware of that! XXXX Why?? It's not exactly common knowledge, and I don't remember learning about it at school " 'praps you was off sick that day | |||
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"You do realise that the skin around the anus is naturally darker??? We just can't believe that there are actually guys (on a sex site of all places) that aren't aware of that! XXXX Why?? It's not exactly common knowledge, and I don't remember learning about it at school " When your been having sex doggy style.......you do look down .......don't you? XXXX | |||
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"it could be thay need to shave there bum hole . Some pics you see and it looks dirty but up close its hair . yukkk dirt and poo and hair all yukkk to me down there ..... needs to be clean and shaved .." how does one shave their arsehole?? i wont even go near my nuts with a razor | |||
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"You do realise that the skin around the anus is naturally darker??? We just can't believe that there are actually guys (on a sex site of all places) that aren't aware of that! XXXX Why?? It's not exactly common knowledge, and I don't remember learning about it at school " Too funny! | |||
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"it could be thay need to shave there bum hole . Some pics you see and it looks dirty but up close its hair . yukkk dirt and poo and hair all yukkk to me down there ..... needs to be clean and shaved .." HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!, my razors stuck in dangleberries!!!!!!!! | |||
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" how does one shave their arsehole?? " Very very carefully. | |||
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"would still have a little lick" and the prize for grossest goes to...(pukes) | |||
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"You do realise that the skin around the anus is naturally darker???" I got a feeling that is what he is mistaking, as who would put a pic up if they wasnt clean. Hunny yes its brownish around the bottom bit, take a look in the mirror lol | |||
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"Wipe yer arse with emery cloth instead of Andrex" had to chuckle at this | |||
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"it could be thay need to shave there bum hole . Some pics you see and it looks dirty but up close its hair . yukkk dirt and poo and hair all yukkk to me down there ..... needs to be clean and shaved .. how does one shave their arsehole?? i wont even go near my nuts with a razor" its easy i do it in the bath put my legs up and hand down there ....... all- so can do it bending over putting hand around with razer if you cant get your friend to help........ its easy and you should all have a go , We should Band hair in the bum hole , lol xx | |||
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"I think they try and steer away from going in depth about the arsehole and how pretty it looks, after all nobody enters it for a beauty contest. Maybe google would have been your answer on this occasion but if you wernt to know then nobodys perfect. 'Brown girl in the ring, tra la la la la'" Google is a fantastic tool, but what would I write to get the correct answer, try it!! | |||
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"it could be thay need to shave there bum hole . Some pics you see and it looks dirty but up close its hair . yukkk dirt and poo and hair all yukkk to me down there ..... needs to be clean and shaved .. how does one shave their arsehole?? i wont even go near my nuts with a razor its easy i do it in the bath put my legs up and hand down there ....... all- so can do it bending over putting hand around with razer if you cant get your friend to help........ its easy and you should all have a go , We should Band hair in the bum hole , lol xx" It's hard enough getting hair out of the plug hole, nevermind your arse'ole | |||
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" Google is a fantastic tool, but what would I write to get the correct answer, try it!! " Google 'anus' then press the image button! Job done! | |||
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" Google is a fantastic tool, but what would I write to get the correct answer, try it!! Google 'anus' then press the image button! Job done! " Maybe: anus horriblus would be more scientific? | |||
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"well i looked at my bum ,,,,,,, and my skin is no darker maybe just some are .. my bums pink it makes the boys wink , lol xx" my bums round and my poo chutes brown bum bum | |||
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" paddy told the wife he was getting a burning sensation in his anus and didnt know what it was. she said 'ring sting?' paddy said' what the fuck will he know?'" | |||
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"well i looked at my bum ,,,,,,, and my skin is no darker maybe just some are .. my bums pink it makes the boys wink , lol xx my bums round and my poo chutes brown bum bum " well maybe i have been shaving myn years and taken skin off , lolol as not brown or darker .. i had a look ..... lolol had to after reading skin is around there , lol | |||
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" Google is a fantastic tool, but what would I write to get the correct answer, try it!! Google 'anus' then press the image button! Job done! Maybe: anus horriblus would be more scientific?" Hahahahaha... there's actually a comic called that! I love google! | |||
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"I think they try and steer away from going in depth about the arsehole and how pretty it looks, after all nobody enters it for a beauty contest. Maybe google would have been your answer on this occasion but if you wernt to know then nobodys perfect. 'Brown girl in the ring, tra la la la la' Google is a fantastic tool, but what would I write to get the correct answer, try it!! " Try why is the anus brown? Watch all the threads especially on Yahoo answers. | |||
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"Maybe the razor-shy should use a flame to tidy things up? " Pray one doesnt break wind during the said operation. | |||
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"I have noticed quite a few profile pics where it appears that the female has a bit of a dirty arse, is this simply bad pictures or bad hygiene?? " Neither, some arse holes are darker,on pale skin its more apparent,hence the trend for anal bleaching. | |||
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"yeah, scrape them grapes " no it smells of roses down there , xx i allways oil it up before ..... make the job easy with my lady shave in hand , lol xxx | |||
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"yeah, scrape them grapes " Ewwwww! Waits for the 'why is there a lumpy bum on a picture?' thread | |||
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" Google is a fantastic tool, but what would I write to get the correct answer, try it!! Google 'anus' then press the image button! Job done! " Gone right off me maltesers! | |||
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" Google is a fantastic tool, but what would I write to get the correct answer, try it!! Google 'anus' then press the image button! Job done! Gone right off me maltesers! " Hahahahaha! You should have waited till you finished them then bozo!! | |||
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" paddy told the wife he was getting a burning sensation in his anus and didnt know what it was. she said 'ring sting?' paddy said' what the fuck will he know?'" Well when he threw the message in the bottle into the water apparently his bottom did a little squeak..... | |||
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"Omg I'm going to check my pics now to see if I've got a rusty starfish!!" I would if i was you , lol xx I think most with bum pics will now take a close look , lol | |||
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" Gone right off me maltesers! " Cyprus next then? Save Lesbos till last? | |||
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"Is it possible for people to restore the natural pink colour of your dustbox? Maybe using a paintsprayer like they do on cars? " well not everyones is dark ...... i hope thay all after reading this take a close loook . | |||
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"Seen several pics of otherwise tasty women showing a photo of their bumhole looking like the stalk end of a pomegranate. Not good! R XX" Hahahahaha! LOL! | |||
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"You do realise that the skin around the anus is naturally darker??? We just can't believe that there are actually guys (on a sex site of all places) that aren't aware of that! XXXX Why?? It's not exactly common knowledge, and I don't remember learning about it at school 'praps you was off sick that day " | |||
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"Bum hole pics... how disgusting anyway! Anyone who sent me one would be sent packing clean or not ewwwww! Mistress x" Not into rimmimg then LOL! | |||
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"Bum hole pics... how disgusting anyway! Anyone who sent me one would be sent packing clean or not ewwwww! Mistress xNot into rimmimg then LOL!" Its not something I reciprocate to guys apart from my partner no. Mistress x | |||
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"Time to limber up later today and do my stretching exercises and try and wield my razor where its not being before I think. Does razor burn hurt on the arse?" no but you could put some shaving cream or oil down there to help it go over hair , lol will not hurt and make your bum hold look lovely , lol xx | |||
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"I have sliced myself raw trying to shave there over a mirror..it bleeds bad down there .!" get a friend to do it for you ..... could do each others bums be a new thing ... Swing-date add reads meet tonight for shaving each others bum holes , lol could be very sexy and turn you both on .. oil it up after. Be new and diffrent and helping each other how sweet. x | |||
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"I have sliced myself raw trying to shave there over a mirror..it bleeds bad down there .!" I tried an electric shaver right underneath in that sensitive bit behind the sac. Bloody fucking ouch. I'll stick with the Mach 5. | |||
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"You do realise that the skin around the anus is naturally darker??? We just can't believe that there are actually guys (on a sex site of all places) that aren't aware of that! XXXX Why?? It's not exactly common knowledge, and I don't remember learning about it at school " awww bless ya, cmere fer a hug (((x))) | |||
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"half the country must be squatting over mirrors by now. this thread is awesome." nearly spilt my brew laughing then x | |||
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"Sorry ladies, some of you must be circus freaks if your arseholes are so hairy you need to take a Bic twin blade to it! " no its just some are born with i am sure alot of bum hair some men are like animals , lol | |||
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"Sorry ladies, some of you must be circus freaks if your arseholes are so hairy you need to take a Bic twin blade to it! " ...the thread is funny but that comment really made me laugh lol | |||
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"Sorry ladies, some of you must be circus freaks if your arseholes are so hairy you need to take a Bic twin blade to it! no its just some are born with i am sure alot of bum hair some men are like animals , lol" hahaha I think I would have fainted with shock if my babies had been born with hairy arseholes | |||
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"The best way to approach it is with a mirror and filling the entire stench trench with shaving foam. Shave gently and with a steady hand! " Spoken like a man without a vagina! Shaving foam near there? No thanks stingy stingy!!!! | |||
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"Sorry ladies, some of you must be circus freaks if your arseholes are so hairy you need to take a Bic twin blade to it! no its just some are born with i am sure alot of bum hair some men are like animals , lol hahaha I think I would have fainted with shock if my babies had been born with hairy arseholes " in my time i have meet some with hair around there and woman it put me right off ..so this post here in forum i hope will make people look down there .. lol x | |||
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"This thread caught my eye, as I have abit of a dilemma. There is a girl who I meet up with regularly and she is naturally dark haired, and therefore also has a hairy crack. She shaves her pubic hair off but doesn't get everything away. Does anyone know any polite ways I can bring this up and get her to wax/shave her bum crack?!" maybe say to her you have a lovely bum and how you come across loads of pics of people who never wax or shave there bum holes and it would look so much better and make them look even more peachy . May work , lol xx | |||
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"This thread caught my eye, as I have abit of a dilemma. There is a girl who I meet up with regularly and she is naturally dark haired, and therefore also has a hairy crack. She shaves her pubic hair off but doesn't get everything away. Does anyone know any polite ways I can bring this up and get her to wax/shave her bum crack?!" Get into doggy position, reach for the longest hairs, and pull and shake them shouting "Yeee haaaa" as you do so. She'll get the message and once she gets back down off the wardrobe, she'll thank you for your sensitivity | |||
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"This thread caught my eye, as I have abit of a dilemma. There is a girl who I meet up with regularly and she is naturally dark haired, and therefore also has a hairy crack. She shaves her pubic hair off but doesn't get everything away. Does anyone know any polite ways I can bring this up and get her to wax/shave her bum crack?!" if shes on here and reading the forums .....job done mate !!!!not sure it was very polite tho ...... | |||
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"OFFS! even second time around at two am this still has me giggling like a loon. " Hahaha! And me the day after! | |||
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"Nooooooooooo after reading through this thread.I have a image I cannot get rid off now. off you all squating over mirrors or bending your heads round to try and look. Ewwwwww. " well we all have to look to make sure we dont have bum hair silly , lol x so you better look too , x | |||
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"Nooooooooooo after reading through this thread.I have a image I cannot get rid off now. off you all squating over mirrors or bending your heads round to try and look. Ewwwwww. well we all have to look to make sure we dont have bum hair silly , lol x so you better look too , x" Argggggggh just had a look. Scared me at first but then swung shaving mirror round to normal one instead of the magnifying side.. | |||
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"No clinkers either, like little Malteasers....lol" No malteasers but a few toffee chews | |||
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"This thread caught my eye, as I have abit of a dilemma. There is a girl who I meet up with regularly and she is naturally dark haired, and therefore also has a hairy crack. She shaves her pubic hair off but doesn't get everything away. Does anyone know any polite ways I can bring this up and get her to wax/shave her bum crack?!" Only men would call it a hairy crack!!! This has been the funniest forum post for ages! | |||
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" This has been the funniest forum post for ages!" Agreed bless xx | |||
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"This thread caught my eye, as I have abit of a dilemma. There is a girl who I meet up with regularly and she is naturally dark haired, and therefore also has a hairy crack. She shaves her pubic hair off but doesn't get everything away. Does anyone know any polite ways I can bring this up and get her to wax/shave her bum crack?!" Why don't you just offer to shave her next time.. It's fun and a kind of a lead up to foreplay | |||
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"Ikkles the size ov pickles,and a ikkle is ,( A hard dry ball ov shat hanging from u ass hair ,if theres a few its a ikkle shandaleere).Ha ha Spelling shit lol" No... they's poo conkers | |||
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"Sorry ladies, some of you must be circus freaks if your arseholes are so hairy you need to take a Bic twin blade to it! " Is a circus freak then mind i use a 4 blade razor so cant be that bad only have to go over it twice | |||
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"I have noticed quite a few profile pics where it appears that the female has a bit of a dirty arse, is this simply bad pictures or bad hygiene?? " Tbh, we can't understand why so many women want to show pictures of their bumholes anyway. Even the 'neatest' of them aren't very enticing and many look like a badly healed wound. We've even seen them with skin tags (shrunken piles), yuk. | |||
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"I am laughing like a mad thing at the title of this post. The pigmentation is darker around the anus but nevertheless it does look bad and that's why I can't understand why women allow close up pics of that area. You'd think they'd put a bit of foundation around it to even out the tones " The thought of a woman slapping foundation onto her bum crack (some powder? A touch of blusher maybe?) actually made me laugh out loud. I have images of her going to the Estee Lauder counter in Boots to ask for the right shade ... | |||
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"I am laughing like a mad thing at the title of this post. The pigmentation is darker around the anus but nevertheless it does look bad and that's why I can't understand why women allow close up pics of that area. You'd think they'd put a bit of foundation around it to even out the tones The thought of a woman slapping foundation onto her bum crack (some powder? A touch of blusher maybe?) actually made me laugh out loud. I have images of her going to the Estee Lauder counter in Boots to ask for the right shade ... " Excuse me miss, but do you have any "Farter Fawn Blusher" or "Bum Crack Browning"? | |||
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"Oi you lot, am trying ta eat muesli here!! " how do you think hpc feels,she had ten malteesers in her mouth at the weekend.lol | |||
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"cant you tell shit from dark skin ???" seen Whitney pretty shitfaced at times, so maybe NO | |||
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"cant you tell shit from dark skin ???" lick it n find out | |||
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"cant you tell shit from dark skin ??? lick it n find out" no | |||
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"cant you tell shit from dark skin ??? lick it n find out" I was thinking scratch n sniff | |||
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"Have come to the conclusion you are all a gang of kids with toilet humour being a good thing to giggle about !! " Bums !! | |||
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"No clinkers either, like little Malteasers....lol" Change of under crackers required... Think I just peed myself after reading this thread.... It wins the award for thread of the year !!!!!! And wax... It's much quicker than going for the bloodsports with the gillette | |||
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"Have come to the conclusion you are all a gang of kids with toilet humour being a good thing to giggle about !! Bums !! " See !! | |||
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"I like the word 'bumhole' That is all! " and poo chute | |||
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"My Wife is Spanish She is naturally dark skinned, and her skin around her delicious bum hole is darker but trust me Shes thoroufghly hygenic and has a lovely bum hole. Mny oriental, and latina women arel ike this for sure in fact most.." i am very dark but my bum hole is pink its weird not dark skin. lol we all must be diffrent. | |||
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"I have noticed quite a few profile pics where it appears that the female has a bit of a dirty arse, is this simply bad pictures or bad hygiene?? " that even tops all the silly questions I had about our social! sorry! | |||
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"My heads right up my arse...heyyy,Ive got 3 brown eyes!" well i hope you dont smell of the brown stuff , lol | |||
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"cant you tell shit from dark skin ??? lick it n find out I was thinking scratch n sniff " lol Im sitting here on my own and laughing out loud! hahahahahahahah thanks fabsters!! | |||
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"You do realise that the skin around the anus is naturally darker??? We just can't believe that there are actually guys (on a sex site of all places) that aren't aware of that! XXXX" that was my first thought! | |||
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"This is the best thread EVER! " I mailed the op to post it....was just trying to get ur attention!-alas...am shy! | |||
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"This is the best thread EVER! " I 2nd that, havnt laughed so much in ages, sitting here looking like a twit killing myself laughing again | |||
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"This is the best thread EVER! " Agreed. Just hope a moderator closes it soon coz I've got tummy ache from laughing!! | |||
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"This is the best thread EVER! Agreed. Just hope a moderator closes it soon coz I've got tummy ache from laughing!! " noooo canny close it, im having so much fun reading this one | |||
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"This is the best thread EVER! Agreed. Just hope a moderator closes it soon coz I've got tummy ache from laughing!! " thats not tummy ache...possible skitters coming...will U have a dirty arse?? | |||
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"You ARE a dirty arse! " compliments get U everywhere x | |||
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" ...its notoriousily hard to keep the same balance of colours when applying fake tan to the arsehole " Actually it wasnt too difficult, unless ma-in-law fidgeted....;-) | |||
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"This is the best thread EVER! Agreed. Just hope a moderator closes it soon coz I've got tummy ache from laughing!! thats not tummy ache...possible skitters coming...will U have a dirty arse??" If this thread continues I will have a rusty sheriffs badge from laughing so hard! | |||
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"I really must desist from returning to this thread...... I am beginning to think I have an anal fixation. " me and you both, keep coming back for another giggle | |||
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"cuz a bulls asshole is red " Errrmm... Is it me or is that a bit more knowledge than it totally healthy... | |||
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"cuz a bulls asshole is red " wish I could post a pic of a baboons backside.. | |||
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"I really must desist from returning to this thread...... I am beginning to think I have an anal fixation. " Hahahaha! I was just thinking exactly the same thing! I needed a giggle so I came looking! | |||
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"It is more fun than the lounge anyway " Some days that wouldn't be difficult! | |||
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