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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Huge list of do's - don'ts

Graphic pics ..

CAPITAL letters through out

The silly disclaimers at the bottom !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lack of profile.

'Fun guy looking for fun'

No photo.

No point

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By *ooncat123Woman over a year ago

Sutton

Poor grammar. No pictures. Pictures of them shagging other people.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Couples profiles with no pics of man ,yet looking for couples

Miss

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Couples profiles with no pics of man ,yet looking for couples

Miss"

With you on all of the above x

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By *oderndaylivesCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Massive lists of dislikes and criteria.

Bad spelling and grammar, I'm not proud of it, and try to rein it in and not be a grammar nazi as some may be dyslexic etc, but it's involuntary. Can't control the physical turn off. I had a message a while ago from a cute guy and i thought "okay", til he said he'd always wanted an older women. I'm not sure whether I was more turned off by the grammar of being called older (by five years)

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

1) Fantasies and a 'perfect' meet partner outlined that don't match me or what I might be looking for at that particular time.

2) Ones that express a preference by being negative about those who don't fit it. Even if I fit that preference the negativity puts me off.

3) Ones where the profile holder is at pains to point out how popular they are on fab and how many messages they get. They may be lovely people, hence why they're so in demand but if that's the case then me contacting them would be like pissing in the wind.

4) Oh, and a ranty status. It's the first thing you see to read when you're scrolling through profiles. Even when it's warranted it seems like there might be grumpiness or drama there and I can't be doing with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor grammar and text speak. No profile photo. Use of the word cu*t. No description of themselves. Cheesey usernames, eg. Cumlicker4u.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profiles with huge text volume that says very little, other than a bunch of swinger cliches.

Overly aggressive text, chill out people.

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By *iscean MaleMan over a year ago

Darlaston

No kissing

Graphic pics of inards

Up their own arse profile "we / i am gods gift and expect the same"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The lists of criteria from couples that somehow think they have the upper hand.

Guess what? We singles are getting more than you know!

Pictures of a tiny mouse in a nest of unkempt hair. At least I think it's a mouse....

A fanny like a hippos yawn.

Pics of untidy rooms. I find it distracting and wonder how clean their personal hygiene is!

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By *oderndaylivesCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"The lists of criteria from couples that somehow think they have the upper hand.

Guess what? We singles are getting more than you know!

Pictures of a tiny mouse in a nest of unkempt hair. At least I think it's a mouse....

A fanny like a hippos yawn.

Pics of untidy rooms. I find it distracting and wonder how clean their personal hygiene is!

mouse in a nest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A huge list of do's and don't.

Lack of pics and description on the profile.

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"The lists of criteria from couples that somehow think they have the upper hand.

Guess what? We singles are getting more than you know!

Pictures of a tiny mouse in a nest of unkempt hair. At least I think it's a mouse....

A fanny like a hippos yawn.

Bravo!

Pics of untidy rooms. I find it distracting and wonder how clean their personal hygiene is!

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By *londieddWoman over a year ago

fife

all of the above, particularly pics in messy bathrooms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single men with pics of them having sex, yes I know what you do but would like a little mystery.

Negative stuff

A large variety of cock pics (highest count so far has been 27 out of 28 pics!)

Grammar, especially lack of full stops!

The word "genuine", they all say that and it's usually the total opposite.

But great profiles are the ones with humour in, a variety of pics and an easy read, their personality comes across well.

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Looking at it, we all seem to be on the same page then xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1) Fantasies and a 'perfect' meet partner outlined that don't match me or what I might be looking for at that particular time.

2) Ones that express a preference by being negative about those who don't fit it. Even if I fit that preference the negativity puts me off.

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman over a year ago

Oswestry

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?"

Endless cock pics

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"1) Fantasies and a 'perfect' meet partner outlined that don't match me or what I might be looking for at that particular time.

2) Ones that express a preference by being negative about those who don't fit it. Even if I fit that preference the negativity puts me off.

In regards to your point 3 do you really believe that they do??

If they have to blow smoke up their own then we wouldn't want to meet them anyway.

The other for us is when they have endless verifications.

Yak, yak, yak

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christ ! Lack of grammar ... Really? Didn't know this site was a GCSE exam. Some folk have trouble with spelling and punctuation. If you can't get over that then shame on you.

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?

Endless cock pics"

You will never see one on our profile

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By *r woodcockMan over a year ago

cambridge

Any tips on my profile guys I've been told it's a bit site lol I want to. Get noticed on here if uno what I mean

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By *obitoutMan over a year ago

somewhere in the middle

When a profile = dissertation

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By *ungBlackTopMan over a year ago

salford

hundreds of explicit verifications knocks me sick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Couples profiles with no pics of man ,yet looking for couples

Miss"

This! It's always the women..

That Sydney University shit

Overly agressive profiles like yeah christ calm it a bit

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By *avrick15Man over a year ago

glasgow

I try to get a bit of their personality from reading their profile (I know shock for a fab man)

As I'm more attracted to the personality, aside from the initial visual attraction

If they sound up their own arse or not fun and generally ranty I body swerve them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theres a guy currently demanding on the feedback section his right to declare himself an asexual and get his own category in the search engine ... (Probably isn't a site supporter either)

Anyone with this sort of attitude is a definate pass on by.

Not because they feel they are asexual, but because they are a bit of a venomous dick.

Why does everyone nowadays demand rather than ask ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also the constant - i'm going to leave - rants.

If you want to leave, don't keep going on about it every couple of days for months and months on end

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By *atdancerCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A large variety of cock pics (highest count so far has been 27 out of 28 pics!) "

Maybe you should ask them to take a couple of cock pics with a (male) friend just to see if they can get the cock to pic ratio higher than one. Then it would be an achievement (of a sort)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Endless cock photos.

The Sydney University Disclaimer.

'Ask me'.

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By *irty-milfCouple over a year ago

edinburgh

Any guys profile name which includes the word "sissy".

Any guys profile where he posts photos of himself wearing women's lingerie.

These are pretty much instant conversation killers.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

looks like it time to review our profile..lol..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would be nice to know who they are and who they seek rather than a long list of what they won't do

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pictures of high heels stuck in knickers! I mean, just how does this happen - you should never do yoga in high heels. Plus, why, having caught your heel in your knickers and fallen over onto the bed, does your partner have the camera out ready! I reckon the bugger set it up deliberately.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No pics,No veris and no avatar but been on over a year

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By *reenleavesCouple over a year ago

North Wales

Excessive use of the word 'fun' to describe themselves.

Profiles that tell you nothing about them yet are seeking 'like minded people'.

Bad spelling / text speak / using 'of' instead of 'have' / 'use' instead of 'you'...

Inviting you to 'FUCK OFF IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME'

Stretchy-open fanny/butt hole shots.

Grumpy face pics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profiles saying ' no face pic no reply' when they don't have single face pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor grammar or spelling

Looking for anything too specific

Graphic Pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christ ! Lack of grammar ... Really? Didn't know this site was a GCSE exam. Some folk have trouble with spelling and punctuation. If you can't get over that then shame on you. "

You wrote that really well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I ever use "your" instead of "you're" and "there" instead of "their" in the same post, then it means that my meet has gone wrong and I'm signalling for help.

J x

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By *dy-ukTV/TS over a year ago

Alcester

Mine....LoL

But I'm a bit of a strange cookie

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By *dy-ukTV/TS over a year ago

Alcester

"If I ever use "your" instead of "you're" and "there" instead of "their" in the same post, then it means that my meet has gone wrong and I'm signalling for help.

J x"

How about to, two and too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?"
too many to list

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By *urious247Woman over a year ago

preston

Couples and married...clearly states on my profile its not for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a professional photographer, available to take photo's for your profile.

Their only profile photo, is a selfie of their cock, with their boxers around their ankles. (only ever seen male profiles with offers to take photo's. Not a generalised single men discreditation)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?"

Message me I don't bite only if you ask

Be original lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and pictures of penis over a toilet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pictures of high heels stuck in knickers! I mean, just how does this happen - you should never do yoga in high heels. Plus, why, having caught your heel in your knickers and fallen over onto the bed, does your partner have the camera out ready! I reckon the bugger set it up deliberately. "

Ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and pictures of penis over a toilet

"
oh god and if it wasn't flushed that would be shocking seeing a log too!! Double dirty *gags!

haha!

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By *uriousityjaneWoman over a year ago

Northampton

Toilet pics and pics that have been taken in their nan's house and they haven't even tidied up lol

Endless dick pics

Men in women's underwear

Endless veris

Looking to meet now! Right this second

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

- Silhouette avatar

- All cock pics

- "Fill in later"

- "Want to know anything ask me"

- Text speak

- Any kind of sense of entitlement or negativity -e.g. "I know I'm no Brad Pitt but you HAVE to give me a chance."

- Naked pics with socks

- Pics with messy rooms behind

- "I like to take charge in the bedroom" and take advantage of you with my strength, whether you like it or not.

- Profiles with more pics of random women than the actual guy

Is that enough?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like I need to delete everything and start again. What constitutes as a graphic picture? It's a site that encourages you to not post pics of you in pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll fill this in later

I don't bite, much

Men waering women's panties

I am not here to sleep with the whole site

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*wearing*

- Mrs. J -

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Is that enough?

Nope. Don't you have just a couple more?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The word 'cheeky', like it's a desirable quality.

And the following, in their list of interests: fisting, dogging, gangbangs, anal.

Xxx

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

So glad I posted this thread.

So many have the same dislikes as us.

Happy Fabbing folks, enjoy

M & M xx

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By *iablo por la NocheMan over a year ago

Under your bed

"Couples profiles with no pics of man ,yet looking for couples

Miss

With you on all of the above x"

I'm thinking of an Alanis Morisette song....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't stand those pictures where the woman is literally pulling herself apart showing you inside, to whom is this a turn on ?

Less is more ! Prefer a nice sexy sensual photo revealing much but not all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything negative

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Long profiles, if the first couple of lines don't get me..I'm off...and I'm genuine....

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By *andomfodCouple over a year ago

walsall

"Fill in later"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?"

Lots of pictures of disembodied cocks, any pictures involving cum, pictures involving toilets or untidy rooms, text speak/no punctuation/lots of typos, minimalist/uninformative profiles, men who are predominantly looking for a single ladies or who are only verified by single ladies, all verifications hidden, no verifications, the expression 'face pic available on request', the expression 'we don't accept friend requests until we've met', newbies, negative comments, mobile numbers on profile, implications that they are looking for an instant guaranteed shag.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?

Mrs "

Everyone starts as a newbie...

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman over a year ago

Oswestry

"Couples profiles with no pics of man ,yet looking for couples

Miss

With you on all of the above x"

Yep me too! A couples profile devoid of pics of the male just makes me think he must look awful

If you want a couples swap show pics of both people surely?

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Couples profiles with no pics of man ,yet looking for couples

Miss

With you on all of the above x

Yep me too! A couples profile devoid of pics of the male just makes me think he must look awful

If you want a couples swap show pics of both people surely?"

We hold Private pics of us as a couple and happily send them to couples once we are convinced that they are genuine.

Mxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Face pic with first message

Quality not quantity

Close up boob shots & nothing else, (really is as bad as just cock pics)

Couples telling us how wonderful they each are

Looking for VWE and then moan about all the cock pics they receive

No kissing

Single ladies only meet with there partner (go get a couple profile)

GSOH

Repeater

Heavy cummer

Squirts.......

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman over a year ago

Oswestry

"Couples profiles with no pics of man ,yet looking for couples

Miss

With you on all of the above x

Yep me too! A couples profile devoid of pics of the male just makes me think he must look awful

If you want a couples swap show pics of both people surely?

We hold Private pics of us as a couple and happily send them to couples once we are convinced that they are genuine.

Mxx"

I don't see the logic.. it's ok for them to see lots of public pics of the female whether they're genuine or not but the male's pics must remain friends only or private?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who don't fill out anything about themselves.........er........oh yeah that's mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ops profile........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A profile that says:

I/we am/are looking for fun and excitement. You must send an original message even though I/weve not actually given you anything to base the message around, other than that I/we like sex, has a sense of humour, is intelligent, is genuine, clean and healthy, yada yada, and pretty much the same as the majority of profiles on here.

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By *hickennchipsWoman over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Ones who think they are gods gift with their profile text

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

described as "curvy" and they are just massive

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By *hickennchipsWoman over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

People who put about people with heads up their arse on profiles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ones that don't have me in their verifications.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who put about people with heads up their arse on profiles"

Are you on my wavelength dear?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who suggest on their profile that their way of swinging is the only way, and that anybody who isn't exactly like them are somehow freaks/perverts/don't belong here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Graphic close of your private parts - im not a gyno ffs

Rants on statuses about fab being shit or women being up their backsides (hate this as site ain't pussy on a plate)

Any mention of illegal substance (detest drugs)

King

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By *entleman55Man over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Graphic close of your private parts - im not a gyno ffs

Rants on statuses about fab being shit or women being up their backsides (hate this as site ain't pussy on a plate)

Any mention of illegal substance (detest drugs)

King"

All of the above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Useless 'legal' stuff about Sydney University.

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By *wo4FemCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

Avatar cock pics

Cock pics

6 page essays for profiles

Sydney university

Face scribbled /blocked out in photos.

Probably a few more which i can't think of at the moment.

Mr2

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By *entleman55Man over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Avatar cock pics

Cock pics

6 page essays for profiles

Sydney university

Face scribbled /blocked out in photos.

Probably a few more which i can't think of at the moment.

Mr2"

All of the above

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Profile name referencing any body part or characteristics.

Profiles which say something along the lines of 'I know I'm fat, so no need to mention I'm fat..'.

Do not contact me if you aren'ts..

Profiles saying 'all of the above, unless of course you look like (insert reality TV character)...'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?

Mrs

Everyone starts as a newbie...

That's true. I didn't say there was anything wring with being a newbie. It's just that if we see it on the profile that they are new we know it's not for us.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hugh list telling you how fantastic they think they are and what you'd have to do to get a meet....these people should get over themselves, pardon the pun but it's basically a f**king sex site!

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

"I don't bite...unless you want me to"

Cringeissimo...

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By *o1978Woman over a year ago

maidstone

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?

Mrs "

Lol your first pic is of a messy room!!

Very sexy pic but you say you hate pics with messy rooms.

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By *issy louWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Messy rooms

Drippy cocks

Close up bum holes

Statuses that say "need my balls draining"

Pubic hair like Chewbacca's armpit

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By *o1978Woman over a year ago

maidstone

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?"

Couples profiles with no guy!!

What's there to hide??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?

Mrs

Lol your first pic is of a messy room!!

Very sexy pic but you say you hate pics with messy rooms. "

I guess you mean the bottles on my dressing table? I meant things like pants and socks on the floor being a turn-off fur me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No wonder people don't meet through the site these days

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"The ops profile........"

Enlighten me then??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A profile with a massive list of what they don't want and nothing else.

Any that use the word 'apply'

And the spelling/grammar thing too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Avatar cock pics

Cock pics

6 page essays for profiles

Sydney university

Face scribbled /blocked out in photos.

Probably a few more which i can't think of at the moment.

Mr2

All of the above

You don't have any facial photographs on display at all.

- Mrs. J -

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By *onnie and JohnCouple over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

just a few..

Miserable looking face pics

Avatars where the pic is 90% of a strangers genitals

Stops for small furry animals.

Have own foot pump.

Mum says i have a big cock.

My brother agrees.

Being parolled early due to overcrowding.

Theres more room available under the patio but you will have to share.

Looking for people who want to change my nappy.

The warts only come out when i am stressed.

Looking for woman who want to see my trump impersonation

You have all those i hope.

Expert pussy licker - guaranteed to make you cum

Guaranteed to make you squirt

Copy and paste of their verification's in their profile.

Men with pictures of women sucking them off as only pictures.

A list of don'ts like an application for a mortgage.

"Discrete

Professional

Will lick for hours

Wont bite unless asked

Pointless Sydney Uni blurb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're guilty of the list of "No no's" in our profile bio, but it does drastically cut down the amount of cock pics we receive, not that HB is anti cock pic, like most ladies, (I presume) she likes looking, and occasionally playing with, a jaw dropper of a cock!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?"

Bareback

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By *iablo por la NocheMan over a year ago

Under your bed

"The ops profile........

Enlighten me then??"

Oh the ironing....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"looking at me = blocked"

"Male = blocked"

"Female = blocked"

"Couples = blocked"

"Cock or fanny pics = blocked"

"Send a message = blocked"

"Not smiling in pics = blocked"

"More than 2 miles away = blocked"

"Within 2 miles = blocked"

"Kissing = blocked"

"No kissing = blocked"

"Pics showing this, that or the other = blocked"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""looking at me = blocked"

"Male = blocked"

"Female = blocked"

"Couples = blocked"

"Cock or fanny pics = blocked"

"Send a message = blocked"

"Not smiling in pics = blocked"

"More than 2 miles away = blocked"

"Within 2 miles = blocked"

"Kissing = blocked"

"No kissing = blocked"

"Pics showing this, that or the other = blocked""

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By *eepndarkMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Agreed on every point. Especiall number two. It does jerk my chain when people are negative about others.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""looking at me = blocked"

"Male = blocked"

"Female = blocked"

"Couples = blocked"

"Cock or fanny pics = blocked"

"Send a message = blocked"

"Not smiling in pics = blocked"

"More than 2 miles away = blocked"

"Within 2 miles = blocked"

"Kissing = blocked"

"No kissing = blocked"

"Pics showing this, that or the other = blocked""

Lol!

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By *ancscleanguyMan over a year ago

Preston

As others hVe said, overly aggressive. Why are some people eager to fight all the time?

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By *hropshire irishMan over a year ago

Shropshire

Over the top profile that's so long you have to scroll down to read.

Negativity profile and regular rants on their status.

People who have criteria on their profile, eg include face pic with first message, we don't respond to winks...but contact me without doing as they ask of others.

Endless close ups of boobs / pussy but nothing else.

Syndey...unless they're one of the witty ones taking the piss.

They’re deleting their profile as fab is so shite......but they never go!

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By *enuine and hornyMan over a year ago

gwynedd

"Huge list of do's - don'ts

Graphic pics ..

CAPITAL letters through out

The silly disclaimers at the bottom !!"

I couldn't agree more. it's like getting told off and you haven't done anything

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"- Silhouette avatar

- All cock pics

- "Fill in later"

- "Want to know anything ask me"

- Text speak

- Any kind of sense of entitlement or negativity -e.g. "I know I'm no Brad Pitt but you HAVE to give me a chance."

- Naked pics with socks

- Pics with messy rooms behind

- "I like to take charge in the bedroom" and take advantage of you with my strength, whether you like it or not.

- Profiles with more pics of random women than the actual guy

Is that enough?

All of these

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By *rx1Couple over a year ago

North Devon-ish

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?"

Been on 6 months or more and no verifications

"Him or Her" and "Her on Him"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor grammar and text speak. No profile photo. Use of the word cu*t. No description of themselves. Cheesey usernames, eg. Cumlicker4u."

I agree with the last point... Shurrupanbendova was one I found off-putting, and miss Clitty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well having read the whole thread.

It's pretty safe to say nothing dries up the fannies of Britain more than a missing comma or full stop

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman over a year ago

Oswestry

"- Silhouette avatar

- All cock pics

- "Fill in later"

- "Want to know anything ask me"

- Text speak

- Any kind of sense of entitlement or negativity -e.g. "I know I'm no Brad Pitt but you HAVE to give me a chance."

- Naked pics with socks

- Pics with messy rooms behind

- "I like to take charge in the bedroom" and take advantage of you with my strength, whether you like it or not.

- Profiles with more pics of random women than the actual guy

Is that enough?

All of these"

Yep what they said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Huge list of do's - don'ts

Graphic pics ..

CAPITAL letters through out

The silly disclaimers at the bottom !!"

Couldn't agree any more on that. In addition lack of info and lack of veries/pics - it makes me not trust them.

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By *wo-GoodCouple over a year ago

South London

Cock picture as profile picture gets instantly delete no reply, as does no picture at all.

A picture of a gapping vagina with cum dripping out

again a big turn off.

Men in ladies underwear, no thanks.

Too little in the profile , " looking for a couple to fuck" , again nope.

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

God, what have we started, lol x

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?"

1) nearly all pics being willy/fanny pics or them shagging someone different every time (seems like they're saying 'oh - look at all the birds/blokes I've pulled!) This applies to both singles and couples!

2) couples profiles who claim to want to meet females and/or other couples but who only have pics of the woman - or if she's pictured playing with so many different guys that you're wondering who the hell her husband/partner is!

3) Narcicism. Usually prevalent in female profiles but I've witnessed it in couple and single male profiles too! A massive turn-off!

4) shouty, demanding profiles that clearly expect the 'lucky' potential meet to look like an Adonis/supermodel and jump through hoops to get to them - even though the profile holder themselves/himself/herself has 3 (bad) teeth, acne, BO, either carries 15 stone of extra weight (usually around their mouth) or is so thin they make 'Mr Muscle' look grossly overweight - and is often seen around their local Lidl in a onesie and slippers!

I think that about covers it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Messy rooms

Drippy cocks

Close up bum holes

Statuses that say "need my balls draining"

Pubic hair like Chewbacca's armpit

all of this. Photos taken in dirty environments, and guys holding their cocks with long dirty fingernails. Women with about 40 different guys cum squirted over their faces

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By *avrick15Man over a year ago

glasgow

Ha ha tough crowd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock picture as profile picture gets instantly delete no reply, as does no picture at all.

A picture of a gapping vagina with cum dripping out

again a big turn off.

Men in ladies underwear, no thanks.

Too little in the profile , " looking for a couple to fuck" , again nope."

Cock picture I can slightly understand as a profile picture but not as an instant delete as this is a sex site and that is the "goods" haha. I know everyone is entitled to their opinions etc... But I could say the same about your pic with tits. What would you recommend?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Action pics a big no no

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By *wo-GoodCouple over a year ago

South London

"Cock picture as profile picture gets instantly delete no reply, as does no picture at all.

A picture of a gapping vagina with cum dripping out

again a big turn off.

Men in ladies underwear, no thanks.

Too little in the profile , " looking for a couple to fuck" , again nope.

A nice bum pic or a full body pic in underwear. Boobs pics are a bit different than a cock pic. I have more personal ones in friends only but not one of my vagina spread. I agree it is a sex site but it says in our profile cock pics will be deleted so I'm not hiding my feelings about them.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

two many veris ...any over ten ..

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

[Removed by poster at 22/05/17 19:17:23]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha ha tough crowd

It's amazing anyone has any fun.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Feet photos

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"two many veris ...any over ten ..

We are with you on that one.

Aren't one or two verifications enough to prove that you are real??

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"two many veris ...any over ten ..

We are with you on that one.

Aren't one or two verifications enough to prove that you are real??"

What if you went to a social and met 6 people? Would you tell the latter 4 not to bother with a veri?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"two many veris ...any over ten ..

We are with you on that one.

Aren't one or two verifications enough to prove that you are real??"

Whoosh!!!

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"two many veris ...any over ten ..

We are with you on that one.

Aren't one or two verifications enough to prove that you are real??

What if you went to a social and met 6 people? Would you tell the latter 4 not to bother with a veri? "

We don't see it as endearing, that's all, maybe we set the bar too high, who knows??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock picture as profile picture gets instantly delete no reply, as does no picture at all.

A picture of a gapping vagina with cum dripping out

again a big turn off.

Men in ladies underwear, no thanks.

Too little in the profile , " looking for a couple to fuck" , again nope.

Fair enough. I'll take this on board.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

List of demands

Negativity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its not rocket science, or it is lol it amazes me the spiel some of you beings come out with is intellenge the thing of the 2000s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"its not rocket science, or it is lol it amazes me the spiel some of you beings come out with is intellenge the thing of the 2000s "

Please see above for one of our major turn offs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock picture as profile picture gets instantly delete no reply, as does no picture at all.

A picture of a gapping vagina with cum dripping out

again a big turn off.

Men in ladies underwear, no thanks.

Too little in the profile , " looking for a couple to fuck" , again nope.

Instant delete for us too. Could be wrong, but if the starting point is a cock with no person on view, then that tells me that the man will have a very different approach to sex than myself, and is probably not going to understand what makes me tick sexually.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"its not rocket science, or it is lol it amazes me the spiel some of you beings come out with is intellenge the thing of the 2000s "

Y'what ?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock picture as profile picture gets instantly delete no reply, as does no picture at all.

A picture of a gapping vagina with cum dripping out

again a big turn off.

Men in ladies underwear, no thanks.

Too little in the profile , " looking for a couple to fuck" , again nope.

Boobs are very different from erect penises. You get boobs on a regular beach.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profile turn offs for me and massive walls of text or a "don't contact me if..." list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profile turn offs for me and massive walls of text or a "don't contact me if..." list "

Yeah but the alternative is being obliged to answer messages we never wanted. Cos everybody knows that a lot of men consider it rude to not receive a polite rejection message. But if we tell people 'not to message if....' then hopefully they won't message. And if they ignore that we cannot be accused of being rude for not replying.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Profile turn offs for me and massive walls of text or a "don't contact me if..." list

Mrs"

Oh yeah I understand that and of course it's a way to hopefully limit the amount of messages. But when I see these huge lists it just makes the person seem too picky for me

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By *iablo por la NocheMan over a year ago

Under your bed

"two many veris ...any over ten ..

We are with you on that one.

Aren't one or two verifications enough to prove that you are real??

What if you went to a social and met 6 people? Would you tell the latter 4 not to bother with a veri?

We don't see it as endearing, that's all, maybe we set the bar too high, who knows??"

Perhaps apply a lot of what you're agreeing with to your own profile?

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

How do I end this thread??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do I end this thread??"

Why do you want to do that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A long list of rules and things that cannot be done - this puts us off. Often comes across as a very negative attitude

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"How do I end this thread??

Why do you want to do that? "

We thought it would be good if people struggling with their profile might get some ideas from us all but don't want to upset anybody

Cringe x

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Is that enough?

Nope. Don't you have just a couple more?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Don't think it's been mentioned already but along with some of the things already mentioned I find explicit veris that provide blow by blow accounts of the meet, or phrases like "he can lick pussy for England" or "I filled all her holes till she could take no more" a little off putting.

Likewise with ones that show an element of lamp post pissing.

Would much rather see ones that subtly hint at what may have happened, or have some humour to them.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Begging statuses "so and so please message me" puts me off. Just seems a bit desperate

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I thought of two more Meli

Pics of cum in a cup and locations where you have to click on the profile to see where they are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought of two more Meli

Pics of cum in a cup and locations where you have to click on the profile to see where they are

Are you certain it is not Baileys?

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't think it's been mentioned already but along with some of the things already mentioned I find explicit veris that provide blow by blow accounts of the meet, or phrases like "he can lick pussy for England" or "I filled all her holes till she could take no more" a little off putting.

Likewise with ones that show an element of lamp post pissing.

Would much rather see ones that subtly hint at what may have happened, or have some humour to them."

Although we live and let live with profiles, and we don't quite get all the tension in this thread, over the top verifications are really off putting. The explicit detail is hard to get our heads round.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Verification on profiles:

has a cock to die for

don't pass him by

can last for hours (doing what, exactly?)

- Mrs. J -

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By *rnie101972Man over a year ago

nr Kidsgrove

Keep away from my profile then ladies haha.

My biggest gripe are 'straight' profiles.

The amount of men that message me 'wow we are just the same' or 'would you suck my cock' and so on....click the profile and they're straight.

If you want a guy so bad. Admit it to everyone. No one here will care that's for sure!!

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By *rx1Couple over a year ago

North Devon-ish

"two many veris ...any over ten ..

We are with you on that one.

Aren't one or two verifications enough to prove that you are real??

Whoosh!!! "

Bugger!! We will have to delete all of ours now, that have built up over all those years or delete our account and start again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"two many veris ...any over ten ..

We are with you on that one.

Aren't one or two verifications enough to prove that you are real??

Whoosh!!!

Bugger!! We will have to delete all of ours now, that have built up over all those years or delete our account and start again

Yep. And get rid of it all those 'graphic' pics too. No one wants to see that on a swingers site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you find in profiles that instantly makes you say" no way" not for me / us?"

Anyone who says that "have banter"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Social only veris put us off, otherwise we don't care how many or how little people have, why would we? It's a swinging site to swing we love quality & quantity with lovely people.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lack of profile.

'Fun guy looking for fun'

No photo.

No point

Fun guy looking for fun

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

List of demands.

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Social only veris put us off, otherwise we don't care how many or how little people have, why would we? It's a swinging site to swing we love quality & quantity with lovely people....."

We choose quality every time, quantity is not for us

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I thought of two more Meli

Pics of cum in a cup and locations where you have to click on the profile to see where they are

Are you certain it is not Baileys?

- Mrs. J -"

Oh god no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Social only veris put us off, otherwise we don't care how many or how little people have, why would we? It's a swinging site to swing we love quality & quantity with lovely people.....

We choose quality every time, quantity is not for us"

Quantity has a quality all its own

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By * and M looking OP Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Social only veris put us off, otherwise we don't care how many or how little people have, why would we? It's a swinging site to swing we love quality & quantity with lovely people.....

We choose quality every time, quantity is not for us

Quantity has a quality all its own

For us it doesn't, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Social only veris put us off, otherwise we don't care how many or how little people have, why would we? It's a swinging site to swing we love quality & quantity with lovely people.....

We choose quality every time, quantity is not for us

Quantity has a quality all its own

For us it doesn't, sorry"

Think we get the message that your fussy and look for quality meets, your choice entirely, we enjoy quality meets with regulars and new people, of course if you feel that us having a large quantity of meets, makes us less fussy I'm sure all our fab friends would be interested to here that!

"Quality over quantity" on a profile is an absolute avoid for us, smacks of snobbery and a lack of understanding about swinging

Our other avoid, is a couple with no pictures of the guy, unless he is not getting involved then why no pics? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Social only veris put us off, otherwise we don't care how many or how little people have, why would we? It's a swinging site to swing we love quality & quantity with lovely people.....

We choose quality every time, quantity is not for us

Quantity has a quality all its own

For us it doesn't, sorry"

How about a high quantity of high quality people. Why does it have to be one or the other?

Mrs

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By *iablo por la NocheMan over a year ago

Under your bed

"How do I end this thread??

Why do you want to do that?

We thought it would be good if people struggling with their profile might get some ideas from us all but don't want to upset anybody

Cringe x"

Perhaps you should be getting ideas from those who've posted on here instead of thinking others are taking them from you.

Your own profile is full of contradictions of what you don't like on others and have agreed with posters here to not liking.

First glaringly obvious one.

No pics of male half on profile despite stating more than once you agree that's not acceptable

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How do I end this thread??

Why do you want to do that?

We thought it would be good if people struggling with their profile might get some ideas from us all but don't want to upset anybody

Cringe x"

You're not upsetting anyone and it's a good thread.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How do I end this thread??

Why do you want to do that?

We thought it would be good if people struggling with their profile might get some ideas from us all but don't want to upset anybody

Cringe x

You're not upsetting anyone and it's a good thread.

Well, you know......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do I have that sydney university disclaimer in my profile?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Do I have that sydney university disclaimer in my profile?"

The ones that can't spell it properly make me laugh

as if that would be accepted in court!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Photos of kids and family in the background is a huge turnoff and inappropriate in my book.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

All blocks of text and no paragraphs, that's another.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ones that say "fill in later" and they never are. Literally and figuratively.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Do I have that sydney university disclaimer in my profile?"

You've never looked at your own profile?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Photos of kids and family in the background is a huge turnoff and inappropriate in my book."

They should be reported

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How do I end this thread??"

With panache and elegance, like entering a social event.

Not so bad, was it? Do another one.....

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