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"I think it's funny when they say they're going to make me squirt since I've never squirted in my life. One did say he'd make me squint. I think it was a typo "Hahah I have squirted a few times but some men will just not take the time to do it it's all about them  | |||
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"I think it's funny when they say they're going to make me squirt since I've never squirted in my life. One did say he'd make me squint. I think it was a typo "I can make you squint; look at my package! ... Oh  | |||
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"I think it's funny when they say they're going to make me squirt since I've never squirted in my life. One did say he'd make me squint. I think it was a typo
Hahah I have squirted a few times but some men will just not take the time to do it it's all about them "Tell me more beautiful
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"I think it's funny when they say they're going to make me squirt since I've never squirted in my life. One did say he'd make me squint. I think it was a typo
I can make you squint; look at my package!
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Oh "Haha, think I'll look at your ass if it's all the same | |||
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"My ex was like a fountain Several dead firearms for me but she was worth it : "oh really lucky her | |||
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"I think it's funny when they say they're going to make me squirt since I've never squirted in my life. One did say he'd make me squint. I think it was a typo
I can make you squint; look at my package!
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Haha, think I'll look at your ass if it's all the same "You won't need to squint to see my booty! *wiggles butt provocatively* | |||
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"I think it's funny when they say they're going to make me squirt since I've never squirted in my life. One did say he'd make me squint. I think it was a typo
I can make you squint; look at my package!
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Oh
Haha, think I'll look at your ass if it's all the same
You won't need to squint to see my booty! *wiggles butt provocatively*"Oh yea baby shake that money maker | |||
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"Forearm *** "It was worth the time and effort
I've never been selfish | |||
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"Forearm ***
It was worth the time and effort
I've never been selfish "nice to hear | |||
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"Forearm ***
It was worth the time and effort
I've never been selfish nice to hear "Magic g spot finding fingers and a large enthusiastic tongue used to do the trick | |||
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"I think it's funny when they say they're going to make me squirt since I've never squirted in my life. One did say he'd make me squint. I think it was a typo "All women have the ability to squirt. It can happen in the right circumstances with the right person/dynamics. Guys do give up too easily and women who never squirted naturally try to block it or stop the interaction because they feel the need to rush to the bathroom! | |||
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"I think it's funny when they say they're going to make me squirt since I've never squirted in my life. One did say he'd make me squint. I think it was a typo
All women have the ability to squirt. It can happen in the right circumstances with the right person/dynamics.
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Always makes me laugh when guys think they have to be really hard, remember playing with a couple once and the woman's bloke looked like he was trying to destroy her pussy lol!! Funnily enough she had never squirted until me and the look on her face was priceless, she just looked at me and asked how the fuck I did that haha! | |||
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"I don't understand how men can't make a woman squirt.. All woman can but not all squirt across the room. It's the simplest of things to do! Fingers in, curve up and massage by slowly pushing against their g spot back and forth.. It's really not rocket science
I know I can squirt wish I could do it
Myself lol
Always makes me laugh when guys think they have to be really hard, remember playing with a couple once and the woman's bloke looked like he was trying to destroy her pussy lol!! Funnily enough she had never squirted until me and the look on her face was priceless, she just looked at me and asked how the fuck I did that haha! " | |||
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"I think it's funny when they say they're going to make me squirt since I've never squirted in my life. One did say he'd make me squint. I think it was a typo
All women have the ability to squirt. It can happen in the right circumstances with the right person/dynamics.
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"Yes of course, all women can squirt. I don't know shit about my own body I'm sure men are the ultimate authority on this matter. Thanks guys, for the education. " thank god theyre there though..to tell us what we can or cant do,whether we want to or not..be lost without them.. | |||
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"Yes of course, all women can squirt. I don't know shit about my own body I'm sure men are the ultimate authority on this matter. Thanks guys, for the education. thank god theyre there though..to tell us what we can or cant do,whether we want to or not..be lost without them.." I wouldn't know my titties from my cooch if it wasn't for them. Seriously though thank goodness for the lovely chaps who understand that I know my capabilities better than they do | |||
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"Yes of course, all women can squirt. I don't know shit about my own body I'm sure men are the ultimate authority on this matter. Thanks guys, for the education. " ^^^^^ this | |||
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"Sick and tired of men that say the gonna make u gush like a river and don't they try for a bit then Just want to get off themselves BLOODY SELFISH "Dr James R will make you squirt and gush. Even if you've never done it before x | |||
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"Sick and tired of men that say the gonna make u gush like a river and don't they try for a bit then Just want to get off themselves BLOODY SELFISH
Dr James R will make you squirt and gush. Even if you've never done it before x" | |||
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"My ex was like a fountain Several dead firearms for me but she was worth it : "I'm hoping you mean forearms  x | |||
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"Sick and tired of men that say the gonna make u gush like a river and don't they try for a bit then Just want to get off themselves BLOODY SELFISH
Dr James R will make you squirt and gush. Even if you've never done it before x"im perfectly aware that if my urethra is rubbed/banged/irritated/stimulated for any length of time i will piss myself..its very simple biology..what i resent is the assumption that if i dont particularly want to do that, then im somehow deficient. | |||
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"Forearm *** "Oh so you didn't use a gun to make it happen? | |||
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"I can make you squint; look at my package! ... Oh
Haha, think I'll look at your ass if it's all the same "I like his hair | |||
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"Can't think of anything as tedious as spending ages just trying to make you squirt ( or loose bladder control & piss) so one dimensional and far more fun things to do...." | |||
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"Yes of course, all women can squirt. I don't know shit about my own body I'm sure men are the ultimate authority on this matter. Thanks guys, for the education. " Nobody knows your body better then you. Men are not the ultimate authority on this or any matter. Me personally I knew a long time ago a man is only as good as the woman he is with. "All women have the ability to squirt" I simply posted that fact... That does not mean all women will as you have posted. But it can happen when you least expect it. Just going with the flow and a man/woman or both together make you squirt. No planning, it just happens because you have the ability to squirt even though it has not happened to you yet. In other words... Never say never! Sorry if my earlier post upset you in anyway. That was not my intention. | |||
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"I don't understand how men can't make a woman squirt.. All woman can but not all squirt across the room. It's the simplest of things to do! It's really not rocket science "What a sex god you are! Can you please travel and meet me to show what I am obviously missing out on, oh pretty please In fact fuck that! I don't want to squirt and I certainly don't want someone who thinks all women's bodies react the same and we all like the same thing done to them, not so much of a sex god as you'd like to think are you | |||
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"Guys that say this have never made any girl orgasm let alone squirt. " | |||
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"Yes of course, all women can squirt. I don't know shit about my own body I'm sure men are the ultimate authority on this matter. Thanks guys, for the education. Nobody knows your body better then you. Men are not the ultimate authority on this or any matter. Me personally I knew a long time ago a man is only as good as the woman he is with. "All women have the ability to squirt" I simply posted that fact... That does not mean all women will as you have posted. But it can happen when you least expect it. Just going with the flow and a man/woman or both together make you squirt. No planning, it just happens because you have the ability to squirt even though it has not happened to you yet. In other words... Never say never! Sorry if my earlier post upset you in anyway. That was not my intention." just because it hasnt happened, doesnt mean someone is missing out. pissing yourself while having sex is fine if you enjoy that, ive done it spontaneously a few times, but to make out women are somehow missing out, or incapable in some way if they havent, or dont particularly want to is ridiculous...as well as ignorant and patronising. | |||
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"I don't understand how men can't make a woman squirt.. All woman can but not all squirt across the room. It's the simplest of things to do! Fingers in, curve up and massage by slowly pushing against their g spot back and forth.. It's really not rocket science
Always makes me laugh when guys think they have to be really hard, remember playing with a couple once and the woman's bloke looked like he was trying to destroy her pussy lol!! Funnily enough she had never squirted until me and the look on her face was priceless, she just looked at me and asked how the fuck I did that haha! "Oh dear *holds head in hands  | |||
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so I have messaged her away from the thread in a non sexual way with some pointers
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"I can make you squint; look at my package! ... Oh
Haha, think I'll look at your ass if it's all the same
I like his hair "Thanks Minx | |||
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"Yes of course, all women can squirt. I don't know shit about my own body I'm sure men are the ultimate authority on this matter. Thanks guys, for the education. Nobody knows your body better then you. Men are not the ultimate authority on this or any matter. Me personally I knew a long time ago a man is only as good as the woman he is with. "All women have the ability to squirt" I simply posted that fact... " That's not a fact. I do not think it means what you think it means. Honestly, it's your opinion. You believing it doesn't make it a fact and yet you still try to persist with being the authority on all women having the ability to squirt... | |||
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"Yes of course, all women can squirt. I don't know shit about my own body I'm sure men are the ultimate authority on this matter. Thanks guys, for the education. Nobody knows your body better then you. Men are not the ultimate authority on this or any matter. Me personally I knew a long time ago a man is only as good as the woman he is with. "All women have the ability to squirt" I simply posted that fact... That does not mean all women will as you have posted. But it can happen when you least expect it. Just going with the flow and a man/woman or both together make you squirt. No planning, it just happens because you have the ability to squirt even though it has not happened to you yet. In other words... Never say never! Sorry if my earlier post upset you in anyway. That was not my intention. just because it hasnt happened, doesnt mean someone is missing out. pissing yourself while having sex is fine if you enjoy that, ive done it spontaneously a few times, but to make out women are somehow missing out, or incapable in some way if they havent, or dont particularly want to is ridiculous...as well as ignorant and patronising."
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"I can make you squint; look at my package! ... Oh
Haha, think I'll look at your ass if it's all the same
I like his hair "Threesome | |||
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"Sex God? Sorry but I didn't state that, I simply stated its not a difficult thing to do... Which its not It may take a little time but that's more down the the woman who can't get around the "pissing themselves" feeling. Usually people have something there good at in bed, for me it's my hands. I don't know any of you, probably won't ever meet any of you and have no reason to prove myself or look like a "sex God"... Simply trying to help the OP as she wants to know how she can make herself squirt. so I have messaged her away from the thread in a non sexual way with some pointers
"where exactly did she ask how to make herself squirt? she said she was sick of men fixating on it...and being otherwise pretty useless from what i read!...still im sure she'll be delighted with your 'pointers'... | |||
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"Sex God? Sorry but I didn't state that, I simply stated its not a difficult thing to do... Which its not It may take a little time but that's more down the the woman who can't get around the "pissing themselves" feeling. Usually people have something there good at in bed, for me it's my hands. I don't know any of you, probably won't ever meet any of you and have no reason to prove myself or look like a "sex God"... Simply trying to help the OP as she wants to know how she can make herself squirt. so I have messaged her away from the thread in a non sexual way with some pointers
He knows wot he is talking about girls had me squirting with in mins lovely hands of his and yummy cock lol xx
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"Sex God? Sorry but I didn't state that, I simply stated its not a difficult thing to do... Which its not It may take a little time but that's more down the the woman who can't get around the "pissing themselves" feeling. Usually people have something there good at in bed, for me it's my hands. I don't know any of you, probably won't ever meet any of you and have no reason to prove myself or look like a "sex God"... Simply trying to help the OP as she wants to know how she can make herself squirt. so I have messaged her away from the thread in a non sexual way with some pointers
where exactly did she ask how to make herself squirt? she said she was sick of men fixating on it...and being otherwise pretty useless from what i read!...still im sure she'll be delighted with your 'pointers'..."My apologies, she said in a message not on the thread. | |||
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"Yes of course, all women can squirt. I don't know shit about my own body I'm sure men are the ultimate authority on this matter. Thanks guys, for the education. Nobody knows your body better then you. Men are not the ultimate authority on this or any matter. Me personally I knew a long time ago a man is only as good as the woman he is with. "All women have the ability to squirt" I simply posted that fact... That does not mean all women will as you have posted. But it can happen when you least expect it. Just going with the flow and a man/woman or both together make you squirt. No planning, it just happens because you have the ability to squirt even though it has not happened to you yet. In other words... Never say never! Sorry if my earlier post upset you in anyway. That was not my intention. just because it hasnt happened, doesnt mean someone is missing out. pissing yourself while having sex is fine if you enjoy that, ive done it spontaneously a few times, but to make out women are somehow missing out, or incapable in some way if they havent, or dont particularly want to is ridiculous...as well as ignorant and patronising." Agreed! Squirting is important for some women, but not all. Well said | |||
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" He knows wot he is talking about girls had me squirting with in mins lovely hands of his and yummy cock lol xx " Lol!! Thank you! | |||
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"I don't understand how men can't make a woman squirt.. All woman can but not all squirt across the room. It's the simplest of things to do! It's really not rocket science
What a sex god you are! Can you please travel and meet me to show what I am obviously missing out on, oh pretty please
In fact fuck that! I don't want to squirt and I certainly don't want someone who thinks all women's bodies react the same and we all like the same thing done to them, not so much of a sex god as you'd like to think are you "Everyone I've ever slept with is clearly inadequate. Multiple orgasms are simply not enough. Why o why can't I squirt?? Oh wait, I'm with you, zero desire to be "made" to squirt. | |||
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"'All women can squirt ' Hmm ok men you can have your own opinions but you can not have your own facts. ". But a man typed it so it must be true! | |||
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"I think they try to come across as confident, which they think is appealing. " but instead it comes across as arrogant and patronising..which isnt appealing so much.. | |||
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"Sick and tired of men that say the gonna make u gush like a river and don't they try for a bit then Just want to get off themselves BLOODY SELFISH
Dr James R will make you squirt and gush. Even if you've never done it before x
im perfectly aware that if my urethra is rubbed/banged/irritated/stimulated for any length of time i will piss myself..its very simple biology..what i resent is the assumption that if i dont particularly want to do that, then im somehow deficient."I'm sorry. Clearly misinterpreted what you were saying 
It's not piss
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"Just had a small look into it and I'll take back that all women can, but it says 60% of woman can as it depends on where the gland is positioned. This also explains why some woman can squirt after giving birth as it can reposition the gland. There is the fact "what 'gland' are you talking about? | |||
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"Turning into a man bashing thread now so I hope you lovey ladies enjoy the rest of your evening I hope you who want to squirt do and those who don't... Dont
Happy swinging X "It's not man bashing. It's bashing the BS 'facts' that men state with authority to know about a woman's body and then realise they are wrong about or keep going with the BS. It's not men that are the problem. It's the inaccurate, delusional facts. | |||
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"Just had a small look into it and I'll take back that all women can, but it says 60% of woman can as it depends on where the gland is positioned. This also explains why some woman can squirt after giving birth as it can reposition the gland. There is the fact
what 'gland' are you talking about?"Its the well known squirt gland. Didn't you listen to the man? | |||
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"Sick and tired of men that say the gonna make u gush like a river and don't they try for a bit then Just want to get off themselves BLOODY SELFISH "Completely their loss, especially from the aspect of giving x | |||
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"I don't understand how men can't make a woman squirt.. All woman can but not all squirt across the room. It's the simplest of things to do! Fingers in, curve up and massage by slowly pushing against their g spot back and forth.. It's really not rocket science
Always makes me laugh when guys think they have to be really hard, remember playing with a couple once and the woman's bloke looked like he was trying to destroy her pussy lol!! Funnily enough she had never squirted until me and the look on her face was priceless, she just looked at me and asked how the fuck I did that haha! "Always makes me laugh when guys come on here thinking that all women squirt and they have the singular recipe to making that happen. | |||
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"Just had a small look into it and I'll take back that all women can, but it says 60% of woman can as it depends on where the gland is positioned. This also explains why some woman can squirt after giving birth as it can reposition the gland. There is the fact
what 'gland' are you talking about?
Its the well known squirt gland. Didn't you listen to the man? "sorry, my mistake..i should learn to listen.. | |||
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"Oh for f.... It's Skene’s glands "Thanks teach' | |||
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"Oh for f.... It's Skene’s glands "ah yes,that huge massive liquid holding gland..of course! | |||
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"Cannot stand men fiddking around with fingers - bloody boring and painful in the end. Makes me very sore. Its always done by guys who cannot give you a good long hard fuck" I never understood when guys vigorously finger fuck women, I always think why not use your tongue or your dick. A good tongue fucking is better than three fingers I'm sure.... well that's what I do anyway. | |||
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" Always makes me laugh when guys think they have to be really hard, remember playing with a couple once and the woman's bloke looked like he was trying to destroy her pussy lol!! Funnily enough she had never squirted until me and the look on her face was priceless, she just looked at me and asked how the fuck I did that haha! " This every time! Guys are so rough. The only times I've squirted are with much more gentle pressure! Guys go crazy !! | |||
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"Cannot stand men fiddking around with fingers - bloody boring and painful in the end. Makes me very sore. Its always done by guys who cannot give you a good long hard fuck I never understood when guys vigorously finger fuck women, I always think why not use your tongue or your dick. A good tongue fucking is better than three fingers I'm sure.... well that's what I do anyway. " Cos some like it rough, some don't. Some like fingers, some don't. Some like it, oh yeah like that.....some.. yep you got it. Not all are the same, you become a master genius with one, split up and get a new girl friend, back to school, know nothing, forget last girl, she was alien, listen to new girl and learn what she likes. | |||
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) to sometimes even message you woman let alone telling you we're going to make you squirt... don't get these weirdos... rant over | |||
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"Oh for f.... It's Skene’s glands
ah yes,that huge massive liquid holding gland..of course!"That no biologist has ever managed to find. Squirting becomes easier after childbirth apparently. Oooo... I wonder why... | |||
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"Fact not all women can ,many have tried with me and failed .." But does that mean you can't because many have failed? Is it really impossible? I am starting to think I was wrong to state that as a fact (all women can squirt) because that is what women told me on here for over two years! And I looked into it to do my own research on the topic as a female friend of mine said she has never squirted. She wanted to try it, but she just couldn't and she thought it would never happen. Then one day I get a message from her saying it happened at a club with a couple! Hmm and in any case some women don't care or have the need to squirt. I know many women who have and love it. Whilst some of my friends don't see what all the fuss is about. | |||
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"I can make you squint; look at my package! ... Oh
Haha, think I'll look at your ass if it's all the same
I like his hair
Threesome "Luckily we all live close to each other so it's easy to arrange...
What was the topic again? | |||
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"Some guys go at it like they are trying to start a fire . " do you ever ask if they were boy scouts!?..that might at least distract them for a few minutes.. | |||
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"Some guys go at it like they are trying to start a fire . " Squirting would put that out | |||
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"Some guys go at it like they are trying to start a fire . Squirting would put that out "Ha! | |||
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"Oh for f.... It's Skene’s glands
ah yes,that huge massive liquid holding gland..of course!
That no biologist has ever managed to find.
Squirting becomes easier after childbirth apparently. Oooo... I wonder why... "it's a bloody mystery isn't it....unless of course you've ever glanced at an 'O' level biology book..those old fashioned ones, with the big diagrams in... | |||
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"I can make you squint; look at my package! ... Oh
Haha, think I'll look at your ass if it's all the same
I like his hair
Threesome
Luckily we all live close to each other so it's easy to arrange...
What was the topic again? "Squirting. I don't, but if we've learned anything tonight it's that I've just not been doing it right | |||
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"Oh for f.... It's Skene’s glands
ah yes,that huge massive liquid holding gland..of course!
That no biologist has ever managed to find.
Squirting becomes easier after childbirth apparently. Oooo... I wonder why...
it's a bloody mystery isn't it....unless of course you've ever glanced at an 'O' level biology book..those old fashioned ones, with the big diagrams in..." | |||
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"Fact not all women can ,many have tried with me and failed .. But does that mean you can't because many have failed? Is it really impossible? I am starting to think I was wrong to state that as a fact (all women can squirt) because that is what women told me on here for over two years! " Do you believe everything a woman tells you? But it's good you're starting to question your fact. | |||
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"Oh for f.... It's Skene’s glands
ah yes,that huge massive liquid holding gland..of course!
That no biologist has ever managed to find.
Squirting becomes easier after childbirth apparently. Oooo... I wonder why...
it's a bloody mystery isn't it....unless of course you've ever glanced at an 'O' level biology book..those old fashioned ones, with the big diagrams in... "especially the ones with a fucking great arrow marked 'bladder'!! | |||
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"I can make you squint; look at my package! ... Oh
Haha, think I'll look at your ass if it's all the same
I like his hair
Threesome
Luckily we all live close to each other so it's easy to arrange...
What was the topic again?
Squirting. I don't, but if we've learned anything tonight it's that I've just not been doing it right "Ah yes! All women can squirt. They've never cum that hard. You're much bigger than their ex. #fabfacts | |||
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"Given the chance I would love to spend the time making it happen x" ..and therein lies the problem...'feeling it happen'..'experiencing it happen'..'enjoying it happen'....but 'making it happen'?..thats where a lot of this confusion seems to lie..a lot of women really don't seem to enjoy the 'making' it happen aspect so much.. | |||
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"If you boast about making a woman squirt you better back it up and get ready to put the work in, not all women squirt but once I know she can I won't leave till she does." refusing to leave until a womans squirted really is no recommendation... | |||
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Too late... girls get in formation
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"Fact not all women can ,many have tried with me and failed .. But does that mean you can't because many have failed? Is it really impossible? I am starting to think I was wrong to state that as a fact (all women can squirt) because that is what women told me on here for over two years! Do you believe everything a woman tells you? But it's good you're starting to question your fact. "Meli... you have been trying to get my attention for a while now. The answer to your question: No I don't believe everything a woman tells me because I never said that. You been insisting on editing my posts to pick and choose the bits that suit your purpose. I said women as in more then one... Also I added I did my own research... Is there a particular issue outside of this squirting topic you have? Because it appears you are trying to tell me something which is not related to the topic of this thread... Fyi - it is not my fact. I was under the impression it is a fact. There is a difference. And now I am doubting whether that was accurate because of the women posting in this thread. Still not convinced either way as I am sure the debate will continue. Soo... Meli you have my attention, what is the matter? | |||
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"Given the chance I would love to spend the time making it happen x Dude, delete this quickly before anyone notices and read the whole thread
Too late... girls get in formation
Oh god does that mean I have to go first
looks like it! too quick to grab that straw there, and damn but it's the short one...take one for the team..chin up!"I'll drink lots and hope for the pee to come quickly | |||
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Oh god does that mean I have to go first
looks like it! too quick to grab that straw there, and damn but it's the short one...take one for the team..chin up!
I'll drink lots and hope for the pee to come quickly "have a couple of nurofen to numb the ache in your groin, then 3 pints of cider in quick succession...should manage to do the squirty bit on cue, but hopefully be a bit oblivious at the same time! oh and you'll probably want a cystitis curing sachet the next day too.. | |||
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"Meli you have my attention, what is the matter?" FYI the part about woman was clearly a rhetorical question - a flippant remark not a literal 'you believe one woman' comment. But I'm guessing if you can't understand how a woman might not like a man telling her his 'fact' about her body, you probably can't understand that. I've questioned any man who says it's a fact on this thread - please don't think you're special enough to warrant exclusive attention and have a 'fact' which is actually an opinion. And please try not to patronise by assuming something is the matter. The arrogance in assuming that someone disagreeing with you wants your attention or has an issue outside of a thread is absurd. I don't know you. I'm responding to your words. Not you a person I know nothing of. Regardless of what you type now you originally stated it as a fact. Which was inaccurate and that's what my response was based on. Not getting your attention but calling out a BS 'fact' when I read one. | |||
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"Meli you have my attention, what is the matter? FYI the part about woman was clearly a rhetorical question - a flippant remark not a literal 'you believe one woman' comment. But I'm guessing if you can't understand how a woman might not like a man telling her his 'fact' about her body, you probably can't understand that. I've questioned any man who says it's a fact on this thread - please don't think you're special enough to warrant exclusive attention and have a 'fact' which is actually an opinion. And please try not to patronise by assuming something is the matter. The arrogance in assuming that someone disagreeing with you wants your attention or has an issue outside of a thread is absurd. I don't know you. I'm responding to your words. Not you a person I know nothing of. Regardless of what you type now you originally stated it as a fact. Which was inaccurate and that's what my response was based on. Not getting your attention but calling out a BS 'fact' when I read one. "I think I'm falling in love with you a little | |||
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"Not getting your attention but calling out a BS 'fact' when I read one.
I think I'm falling in love with you a little " I have never had that response after one of my tirades before! Thank you. | |||
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"It's a scientific fact all women can squirt lol" There's no proof. But it's a scientific fact! | |||
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"It's a scientific fact all women can squirt lol" yes, and similarly with men...if you irritate anyones urethra enough , they will piss themselves..it's not some miracle! whether they want to is another matter.. | |||
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"Not getting your attention but calling out a BS 'fact' when I read one.
I think I'm falling in love with you a little
I have never had that response after one of my tirades before! Thank you."it was a pretty awesome one! | |||
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"It's a scientific fact all women can squirt lol Quick hide behind me, I will protect you "with an umbrella? | |||
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"Not getting your attention but calling out a BS 'fact' when I read one.
I think I'm falling in love with you a little
I have never had that response after one of my tirades before! Thank you.
it was a pretty awesome one!"I know right?! Threesome! (someone will take me up on this one day ) | |||
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"It's a scientific fact all women can squirt lol Quick hide behind me, I will protect you
with an umbrella?"We are gonna need it with all this squirting going on | |||
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"It's a scientific fact all women can squirt lol Quick hide behind me, I will protect you
with an umbrella?
We are gonna need it with all this squirting going on "well we could have found the solution to the predicted summer drought... | |||
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"It's a scientific fact all women can squirt lol Quick hide behind me, I will protect you
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We are gonna need it with all this squirting going on
well we could have found the solution to the predicted summer drought..."Agreed. Now we need to make friends with the men again. We are gonna need them to make us squirt | |||
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"Well this conversation blew up... I'm just going to apologise to the OP on behalf of the men who only focus on their own pleasure - we can all them "boys" rather than men. And now I'll run off before this ecalates...ninja..." Awww, you're safe white knighting ninja! | |||
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"It's a scientific fact all women can squirt lol Quick hide behind me, I will protect you
with an umbrella?
We are gonna need it with all this squirting going on
well we could have found the solution to the predicted summer drought...
Agreed. Now we need to make friends with the men again. We are gonna need them to make us squirt "christ! i forgot about them in all the excitement..i think it'll be ok...most of them are asleep, a lot cant read, and most of the remaining ones are too aresy anyway! | |||
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"Well this conversation blew up... I'm just going to apologise to the OP on behalf of the men who only focus on their own pleasure - we can all them "boys" rather than men. And now I'll run off before this ecalates...ninja... Awww, you're safe white knighting ninja! "I'm not sure... this smells like a trap... | |||
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"Well this conversation blew up... I'm just going to apologise to the OP on behalf of the men who only focus on their own pleasure - we can all them "boys" rather than men. And now I'll run off before this ecalates...ninja... Awww, you're safe white knighting ninja!
I'm not sure... this smells like a trap..."no,no trap..just some nice friendly women...you wanted to meet nice friendly women didn't you....? | |||
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"It's a scientific fact all women can squirt lol Quick hide behind me, I will protect you
with an umbrella?
We are gonna need it with all this squirting going on
well we could have found the solution to the predicted summer drought...
Agreed. Now we need to make friends with the men again. We are gonna need them to make us squirt
christ! i forgot about them in all the excitement..i think it'll be ok...most of them are asleep, a lot cant read, and most of the remaining ones are too aresy anyway!"Looks like it's left to us girls to make each other squirt... I'm in | |||
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"Well this conversation blew up... I'm just going to apologise to the OP on behalf of the men who only focus on their own pleasure - we can all them "boys" rather than men. And now I'll run off before this ecalates...ninja... Awww, you're safe white knighting ninja!
I'm not sure... this smells like a trap...
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"Well this conversation blew up... I'm just going to apologise to the OP on behalf of the men who only focus on their own pleasure - we can all them "boys" rather than men. And now I'll run off before this ecalates...ninja... Awww, you're safe white knighting ninja!
I'm not sure... this smells like a trap...
That's all the urine squirting about
it must smell like a bloody badgers sett in here now..."...well...thought I'd try the forum here... might run away in silence
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I'm not sure... this smells like a trap...
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"Well this conversation blew up... I'm just going to apologise to the OP on behalf of the men who only focus on their own pleasure - we can all them "boys" rather than men. And now I'll run off before this ecalates...ninja... Awww, you're safe white knighting ninja!
I'm not sure... this smells like a trap...
That's all the urine squirting about
it must smell like a bloody badgers sett in here now...
...well...thought I'd try the forum here... might run away in silence
Haha crazy in here after dark (or is this just normal?!)"nothing to worry about here young man....just put down your sword and shield ...and step a bit closer...nooothing to worry about.... | |||
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"Well this conversation blew up... I'm just going to apologise to the OP on behalf of the men who only focus on their own pleasure - we can all them "boys" rather than men. And now I'll run off before this ecalates...ninja... Awww, you're safe white knighting ninja!
I'm not sure... this smells like a trap...
That's all the urine squirting about
it must smell like a bloody badgers sett in here now...
...well...thought I'd try the forum here... might run away in silence
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"A couple of guys have made me squirt but I'm aware that others have tried and failed, I dont know how it works lol. Would like to experience it again so anyone local with a certificate of squirting expertise, Please let me know haha "Not so local but travel won't be a problem. And I'll bring the certificate. I had an ex who would orgasm 8 times in a row from my dick alone. She wasn't a squirter, probably because I didn't know that such thing existed back then. But I've become very experienced since... | |||
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"A couple of guys have made me squirt but I'm aware that others have tried and failed, I dont know how it works lol. Would like to experience it again so anyone local with a certificate of squirting expertise, Please let me know haha
Not so local but travel won't be a problem.
And I'll bring the certificate.
I had an ex who would orgasm 8 times in a row from my dick alone. She wasn't a squirter, probably because I didn't know that such thing existed back then.
But I've become very experienced since...
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"A couple of guys have made me squirt but I'm aware that others have tried and failed, I dont know how it works lol. Would like to experience it again so anyone local with a certificate of squirting expertise, Please let me know haha
Not so local but travel won't be a problem.
And I'll bring the certificate.
I had an ex who would orgasm 8 times in a row from my dick alone. She wasn't a squirter, probably because I didn't know that such thing existed back then.
But I've become very experienced since...
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"Yes of course, all women can squirt. I don't know shit about my own body I'm sure men are the ultimate authority on this matter. Thanks guys, for the education. Nobody knows your body better then you. Men are not the ultimate authority on this or any matter. Me personally I knew a long time ago a man is only as good as the woman he is with. "All women have the ability to squirt" I simply posted that fact... That does not mean all women will as you have posted. But it can happen when you least expect it. Just going with the flow and a man/woman or both together make you squirt. No planning, it just happens because you have the ability to squirt even though it has not happened to you yet. In other words... Never say never! Sorry if my earlier post upset you in anyway. That was not my intention. just because it hasnt happened, doesnt mean someone is missing out. pissing yourself while having sex is fine if you enjoy that, ive done it spontaneously a few times, but to make out women are somehow missing out, or incapable in some way if they havent, or dont particularly want to is ridiculous...as well as ignorant and patronising.
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"It's a scientific fact all women can squirt lol There's no proof. But it's a scientific fact!
it's not a scientific fact until some puts FACT in capital letters...FACT
I'm a woman, I've made several women squirt, I can't and don't wish to do it myself...i"d rather someone just tried to make me enjoy myself rather than chasing some holy grail of physical evidence that they're something special..."I do love if a woman squirts, but it is is by far more important that we have a great time and enjoy each other. By far. | |||
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"Sick and tired of men that say the gonna make u gush like a river and don't they try for a bit then Just want to get off themselves BLOODY SELFISH "The combination of very good foreplay and G-spot manipulation is key. Let the rivers run wild
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"I will never understand the squirt obsession, it's completely overrated. It's not an orgasm and I really don't like when a man fingers me frantically with the only goal to make me squirt and once he gets there thinks he did a good job. No. Squirting can be a fantastic feeling when it happens naturally, over a cock and then it often occurs together with an orgasm, at least that's my experience. " | |||
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and that's what we find hugely unattractive.
We've met a lot of people over the years and had some amazing experiences, please don't think you're going to show us some amazing time we've never had before. We find it arrogant and more to the point when we have stupidly indulged these people it's ALWAYS a let down. As the op mentioned.
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"I think all women are different some wont some will and with other it takes time finding out what they like and react to cos sometimes even the woman wont know what it takes to do it but always worth a shot if u have time and the need to explore ?????????????" What was that about a woman not understanding her own body and needing a man to explain it to her? | |||
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"Golden rule - anyone who messages us with "I'm going to make you cum/squirt/moan/quiver/cry" whatever, are a block from us. Simply because, to us, they are missing the point and says to us they think that the female isn't getting this at home, that she's somehow this poor sexually naive thing that's never had an orgasam before.... doesn't understand her body and needs a "man" to explain it to her..... and that's what we find hugely unattractive.
We've met a lot of people over the years and had some amazing experiences, please don't think you're going to show us some amazing time we've never had before. We find it arrogant and more to the point when we have stupidly indulged these people it's ALWAYS a let down. As the op mentioned.
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"I think all women are different some wont some will and with other it takes time finding out what they like and react to cos sometimes even the woman wont know what it takes to do it but always worth a shot if u have time and the need to explore ????????????? What was that about a woman not understanding her own body and needing a man to explain it to her? "Just ment as in a woman might not know what will make her squirt if it has never happened before | |||
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"I think all women are different some wont some will and with other it takes time finding out what they like and react to cos sometimes even the woman wont know what it takes to do it but always worth a shot if u have time and the need to explore ????????????? What was that about a woman not understanding her own body and needing a man to explain it to her?
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"Me personally can't "get off" until the lady I'm with "gets off" 1st. It's weird for me and maybe strikes my ego abit if I'm honest but giving pleasure is the ultimate pleasure. Watching her writhe around on the bed from me licking, sucking and fingering, makes my dick rock hard "If the man I'm with "gets off" as you so eloquently put it before me he would be not so eloquently shown where the door is!!! Mrs M | |||
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"Me personally can't "get off" until the lady I'm with "gets off" 1st. It's weird for me and maybe strikes my ego abit if I'm honest but giving pleasure is the ultimate pleasure. Watching her writhe around on the bed from me licking, sucking and fingering, makes my dick rock hard
If the man I'm with "gets off" as you so eloquently put it before me he would be not so eloquently shown where the door is!!!
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"Golden rule - anyone who messages us with "I'm going to make you cum/squirt/moan/quiver/cry" whatever, are a block from us. Simply because, to us, they are missing the point and says to us they think that the female isn't getting this at home, that she's somehow this poor sexually naive thing that's never had an orgasam before.... doesn't understand her body and needs a "man" to explain it to her..... and that's what we find hugely unattractive.
We've met a lot of people over the years and had some amazing experiences, please don't think you're going to show us some amazing time we've never had before. We find it arrogant and more to the point when we have stupidly indulged these people it's ALWAYS a let down. As the op mentioned.
We like playing with others because - it's playing with others, and yes we want the sex to be good - BUT, it's more than that.
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"Quite a few profiles saying I bet I can make you squirt.. if I cant I will give you £20!!! Not sure anyone is dumb enough to fall for it. We had a guy saying he bet he could make MrsH squirt so I told him I would accept his bet.. £250.. never heard from him again " | |||
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