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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was messaged by a very hot couple and we arranged to meet tonight.
I was going to watch them making love.
Anyway. I've had a right busy time.
- I moved a chair upstairs so I can sit in it and stroke my pole as they get to it on my bed. (And I scratched the wall on the way up the stairs. Just fookin painted too!)
- I had a shower and shaved my cock (which took ages as I had a bush and it kept clogging up the razor. The blade was blunt and I nicked my sack too)
- I moved a lamp upstairs because the lady said she wanted some mood lighting and it has a dimmer.
- I tidied up and went to get some beers.
- I basically got myself all excited
Anyway..... after all that I got a message. We aren't coming.
I'm laughing at myself for having done all this so I don't mind you laughing at all, hence he reason for sharing.
Anyway. I have a chair. One beer left. Mood lighting. A shaved cock. And a tidy house.Soooooooo...... As many of you will be making love tonight anyway. Could I please request that someone take sympathy on me and come over to let me watch? (Couples or ladies - but 'Please' no men! - especially bears or trannies that will or have never looked feminine; as they keep messaging me)
This is a 100% genuine story. Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
S x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry to hear that fella! That's a real pain and disappointment for sure, I hope you get better luck next time! 
Don't expect a huge amount of sympathy on here though for a no show, that tends to be reserved for the ladies only |
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"I was messaged by a very hot couple and we arranged to meet tonight.
I was going to watch them making love.
Anyway. I've had a right busy time.
- I moved a chair upstairs so I can sit in it and stroke my pole as they get to it on my bed. (And I scratched the wall on the way up the stairs. Just fookin painted too!)
- I had a shower and shaved my cock (which took ages as I had a bush and it kept clogging up the razor. The blade was blunt and I nicked my sack too)
- I moved a lamp upstairs because the lady said she wanted some mood lighting and it has a dimmer.
- I tidied up and went to get some beers.
- I basically got myself all excited
Anyway..... after all that I got a message. We aren't coming.
I'm laughing at myself for having done all this so I don't mind you laughing at all, hence he reason for sharing.
Anyway. I have a chair. One beer left. Mood lighting. A shaved cock. And a tidy house.Soooooooo...... As many of you will be making love tonight anyway. Could I please request that someone take sympathy on me and come over to let me watch? (Couples or ladies - but 'Please' no men! - especially bears or trannies that will or have never looked feminine; as they keep messaging me)
This is a 100% genuine story. Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
S x
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Moral of the story.. keep your house tidy and your balls bare at all times like I do..
That way you've not gone to too much extra effort for anyone but yourself.. at least you have a beer bud |
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Hmm it's not nice being let down like that but you're better off looking at this as a positive, you needed a good shave down there and go and buy a better shaver etc.
The dynamic between a couple can be complex and it might not be personal but the situation has changed for them might have changed temporarily.
It's a bump in the road and you're wiser for it keep smiling.  |
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"I was messaged by a very hot couple and we arranged to meet tonight.
I was going to watch them making love.
Anyway. I've had a right busy time.
- I moved a chair upstairs so I can sit in it and stroke my pole as they get to it on my bed. (And I scratched the wall on the way up the stairs. Just fookin painted too!)
- I had a shower and shaved my cock (which took ages as I had a bush and it kept clogging up the razor. The blade was blunt and I nicked my sack too)
- I moved a lamp upstairs because the lady said she wanted some mood lighting and it has a dimmer.
- I tidied up and went to get some beers.
- I basically got myself all excited
Anyway..... after all that I got a message. We aren't coming.
I'm laughing at myself for having done all this so I don't mind you laughing at all, hence he reason for sharing.
Anyway. I have a chair. One beer left. Mood lighting. A shaved cock. And a tidy house.Soooooooo...... As many of you will be making love tonight anyway. Could I please request that someone take sympathy on me and come over to let me watch? (Couples or ladies - but 'Please' no men! - especially bears or trannies that will or have never looked feminine; as they keep messaging me)
This is a 100% genuine story. Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
S x
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Moral of the story.. keep your house tidy and your balls bare at all times like I do..
That way you've not gone to too much extra effort for anyone but yourself.. at least you have a beer bud"
This is very good advice OP.
Seems you were running round like blue a***d fly, tidying up, re-arranging furniture, shaving balls, showering etc when really if all this is maintained then let downs in future will be less of an effort  |
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