Cheese!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok, quite some time ago now, the lovely miss honey and myself started a thread about cheesy chat up lines!

Well it's back! Post your god awful cheesy lines here

"I'll treat you like my home work, slam you on the desk and do you all night!"

That kind of stuff

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you sit in a pile of sugar because you have a pretty sweet ass

By *ilthyfucks69Couple over a year ago

Neverland

Were them knickers on sale because they are 100% off at mine.

Got told this by a single male

Mrs

By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Gorgonzola .... or a good stilton with chilly jam .....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Him: Hey girl, Youre so fine you remind of the 20 letters in the alphabet

Her: isn't there 26 letters in the alphabet

Him: Ohhhh that's right, I forgot the U, R, A, Q, T (You are a cute-y)

Her: That's still only 25

Him: Ohhh silly me, I'll give you that D latter.......

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Were them knickers on sale because they are 100% off at mine.

Got told this by a single male

Mrs "

I am sooooo stealing that line

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Him: "Hey, do you sleep with guys when you first meet them"

Her: "No"

Him: "Good, I'll see you tomorrow then"