The Best Status Updates

By *hatguyJoe OP Man over a year ago

Preston

I have just seen this status update

"So horny today, could fuck anyone lol"

I thought that is really going to work well.

What is the best you have seen ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life is like a penis, simple, straight, relaxed.

Then women come along and make it hard.

It made me laugh

By *hatguyJoe OP Man over a year ago

Preston

"Life is like a penis, simple, straight, relaxed.

Then women come along and make it hard.

It made me laugh

Brilliant

By *sontopMan over a year ago

Billericay

I've seen a few of these only to find that there is a age limit or not looking for single men !!!

By *ikstupp2Man over a year ago

london

"Life is like a penis, simple, straight, relaxed.

Then women come along and make it hard.

It made me laugh

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i curve to the left lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Life is like a penis, simple, straight, relaxed.

Then women come along and make it hard.

It made me laugh