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who has the biggest fanny on fab and who would like to try it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i fisted a girl who said shes a tight pussy so your cock mate would def not be of use to her lol, and i notice some girls have 100s of meetings yet say i have a tight tiny hole pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My fanny is so big I leave it home everyday as they charge me double fair on the train  "
You can try and get a duo ticket cheap . Then yer can take it with yer  |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"mate of mine years ago had a partner who was, shall we say, a bit loose. he likened it to a wizards sleeve."
It's not the wizzards sleeve you need to worry about it's where they are hiding the assistant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i fisted a girl who said shes a tight pussy so your cock mate would def not be of use to her lol, and i notice some girls have 100s of meetings yet say i have a tight tiny hole pmsl "
Muscle memory ring any bells?
Thought not...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reminds me of a saying I heard more than once back in the day in reference to a woman who liked a lot of sex ~ "it was like waving a pen in the Albert Hall'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went down on my girlfriend the other day "I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't.
ho ho ho ho oh ho ho ho. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reminds me of a saying I heard more than once back in the day in reference to a woman who liked a lot of sex ~ "it was like waving a pen in the Albert Hall'
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or flinging a mars bar down oxford street |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reminds me of a saying I heard more than once back in the day in reference to a woman who liked a lot of sex ~ "it was like waving a pen in the Albert Hall'
or flinging a mars bar down oxford street "
Or; my organ isn't small. It lust wasn't built to be played in a cathedral. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once met a couple with my ex. We were chatting after about how enthusiastic the guy had been when he said "Im not surprised, it was like fucking a vase with his wife"  |
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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago
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"i fisted a girl who said shes a tight pussy so your cock mate would def not be of use to her lol, and i notice some girls have 100s of meetings yet say i have a tight tiny hole pmsl
Muscle memory ring any bells?
Thought not......"
Correct me if I'm wrong but that's NOT what muscle memory means.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are one or two that look like a dropped lasagne...
It's unfortunate really... the Victorians would refer to them erotically as a silken purse...
Sir fotheringham Esquire III: I say chaps, she is simply Devine an angel if you will. I knew I was in love the minute I placed my chap in her silk purse.
From: P.G. Wodehouse - the lies women tell.
However... now and using the parlance of our time, I would refer to some of them as wet Hessian sacks.
Moonface: fucking hell saucepan man, I gave that Cheryl from dog and duck land a right good rollin... gotta say tho, am right raw t'day like - shes got a clunge like a wet hessian sack.
From: enid blyton - folk of the faraway tree (post watershed ed.)
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yes this is a piss take out of the big cock post going on on here 
