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I haven't got Sky

By *neoclockgun OP Man over a year ago

London

...and I am therefore unable to ever explain the size of my cock and this attract the laydeeees. Is any other domestic object accepted as a fab unit of measure?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pfft! There's always the trusty can of Lynx as a fall-back!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is how I do it..

Me: You ever seen a match?

Her: Yeah

Me: That

Her: [Blocks me]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pfft! There's always the trusty can of Lynx as a fall-back!

If you get one of those travel size ones it makes your cock look massive

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Have to ask, who came up with that idea

"Hmmm how do i show how big i am?"

"Nope, no tape measure, no can of lynx, large bar of choc....oh well...whats on the TV?"

*lightbulb*

Boo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have to ask, who came up with that idea

"Hmmm how do i show how big i am?"

"Nope, no tape measure, no can of lynx, large bar of choc....oh well...whats on the TV?"

*lightbulb*

Boo"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...and I am therefore unable to ever explain the size of my cock and this attract the laydeeees. Is any other domestic object accepted as a fab unit of measure?"

I'm sure an Apple TV remote will serve you well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put it through the centre hole of a CD/DVD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can buy sky remotes without a box.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Xbox or PlayStation controller?

Argos pen?

Pint glass or can of beer?

I suggest keeping it tucked behind a bottle of champers to add to the mystery.

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By *neoclockgun OP Man over a year ago

London

We should start taking pics with the most ridiculous objects for cock scale...

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

My Now TV remote is tiny. If that helps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find a hand around your appendage shows size and girth .. the hand is your choice

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Seriously what am i meant to be getting excited about

A) fuck me its a big cock?

B) fuck me, hes got sky on demand?

....i mean why doesnt anyone see virgin remotes? Because no one is proud to be with virgin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have to ask, who came up with that idea

"Hmmm how do i show how big i am?"

"Nope, no tape measure, no can of lynx, large bar of choc....oh well...whats on the TV?"

*lightbulb*

Boo"

I hope the light wasn't? on or he'll surely burn his cock when he places it next to said bulb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've seen a variety of measuring instruments other than a sky remote - one guy even used a tin of cat food

Get creative

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seriously what am i meant to be getting excited about

A) fuck me its a big cock?

B) fuck me, hes got sky on demand?

....i mean why doesnt anyone see virgin remotes? Because no one is proud to be with virgin?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Seriously what am i meant to be getting excited about

A) fuck me its a big cock?

B) fuck me, hes got sky on demand?

....i mean why doesnt anyone see virgin remotes? Because no one is proud to be with virgin?

I did a version with my foot and a virgin remote. Made me chuckle anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cans of lager or red bull seem to be acceptable alternatives.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think a can of Monster should be used.. it could either be ironic or apt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And don't forget to take the photo over the toilet bowl for added effect.

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

"This is how I do it..

Me: You ever seen a match?

Her: Yeah

Me: That

Her: [Blocks me]"

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have a look and give my honest opinion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those dodgy box remotes are longer ha ha

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

"I've seen a variety of measuring instruments other than a sky remote - one guy even used a tin of cat food

Get creative

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a broom handle?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"And don't forget to take the photo over the toilet bowl for added effect."

With a floater.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pfft! There's always the trusty can of Lynx as a fall-back!

If you get one of those travel size ones it makes your cock look massive

Speak for yourself

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By *ishopstippleMan over a year ago

Purley

use a mini-mars bar -makes you cock look humungious

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By *im_66Woman over a year ago

Bradford

"And don't forget to take the photo over the toilet bowl for added effect."

With your socks on and ladies toiletries in the background...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find a hand around your appendage shows size and girth .. the hand is your choice

Give Donald Trump a call, he can make you look enormous!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"And don't forget to take the photo over the toilet bowl for added effect."

I hate those pictures.. I mean c'mon lol

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