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over a year ago
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"Have to ask, who came up with that idea
"Hmmm how do i show how big i am?"
"Nope, no tape measure, no can of lynx, large bar of choc....oh well...whats on the TV?"
*lightbulb*
Boo"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...and I am therefore unable to ever explain the size of my cock and this attract the laydeeees. Is any other domestic object accepted as a fab unit of measure?"
I'm sure an Apple TV remote will serve you well |
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Seriously what am i meant to be getting excited about
A) fuck me its a big cock?
Or
B) fuck me, hes got sky on demand?
....i mean why doesnt anyone see virgin remotes? Because no one is proud to be with virgin?
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"Have to ask, who came up with that idea
"Hmmm how do i show how big i am?"
"Nope, no tape measure, no can of lynx, large bar of choc....oh well...whats on the TV?"
*lightbulb*
Boo"
I hope the light wasn't? on or he'll surely burn his cock when he places it next to said bulb |
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over a year ago
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"Seriously what am i meant to be getting excited about
A) fuck me its a big cock?
Or
B) fuck me, hes got sky on demand?
....i mean why doesnt anyone see virgin remotes? Because no one is proud to be with virgin?
"
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"Seriously what am i meant to be getting excited about
A) fuck me its a big cock?
Or
B) fuck me, hes got sky on demand?
....i mean why doesnt anyone see virgin remotes? Because no one is proud to be with virgin?
"
I did a version with my foot and a virgin remote. Made me chuckle anyway. |
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over a year ago
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"Pfft! There's always the trusty can of Lynx as a fall-back!
If you get one of those travel size ones it makes your cock look massive "
Speak for yourself |
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