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You have only been a member for 3 weeks! lol
Or did you think the site operated like Dominos Pizza? Log on select the topping of your choice and await its arrival 15 minutes later.
Seriously though have you tried looking at just how many hundreds of local guys you are competing with? |
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"You have only been a member for 3 weeks! lol
Or did you think the site operated like Dominos Pizza? Log on select the topping of your choice and await its arrival 15 minutes later.
Seriously though have you tried looking at just how many hundreds of local guys you are competing with?"
I'm glad I clicked on this forum just to see that cute arse of yours, great profile pic |
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over a year ago
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"Read all if it "
You read the profile of the person you want to have sex with? Presumably a well written profile will spark your interest better than a less well written one?
Anyway, I can't offer advice as you haven't asked for a profile critique, but I would say that you should show in your own profile the traits you like to see in others'. It's usually a good indication of what will be well received...and it would show you in a good light to those you may be more compatible with. Just maybe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5ft9, probably will struggle. yeah 2 inches extra makes all the difference. 
add at least 5 for instashag status.  "
shit . That's me fucked . Or not as the case may be  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"5ft9, probably will struggle. yeah 2 inches extra makes all the difference.
add at least 5 for instashag status.
shit . That's me fucked . Or not as the case may be "
some people might overlook that one inch. not me though, i demand 6ft 4 at least and nothing less.
last year it went up to 6ft 6 but i'm not that fussed about that tall now.  |
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"5ft9, probably will struggle. yeah 2 inches extra makes all the difference.
add at least 5 for instashag status.
shit . That's me fucked . Or not as the case may be
some people might overlook that one inch. not me though, i demand 6ft 4 at least and nothing less.
last year it went up to 6ft 6 but i'm not that fussed about that tall now. "
well I'm short by 3 inches and the older I get the shorter I will get |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"5ft9, probably will struggle. yeah 2 inches extra makes all the difference.
add at least 5 for instashag status.
shit . That's me fucked . Or not as the case may be
some people might overlook that one inch. not me though, i demand 6ft 4 at least and nothing less.
last year it went up to 6ft 6 but i'm not that fussed about that tall now.
well I'm short by 3 inches and the older I get the shorter I will get "
hopefully you never shrink down to 5ft9 or you're gonna struggle like the OP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably because you want to 'get laid'
You dont seem to want to meet anyone or put in the effort otherwise you wouldnt have used such childish language.
If you are looking to get your dick wet then it wont happen, if you actually take your time and realise that you need to build up a rapport with someone, go on socials to get verified and show you are a decent guy and not just wanting a fuck n go! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You're only looking to only meet women. Relatively there aren't that many single women on Fab. Most women on swingers sites come as part of a couple. You could try a casual dating site where there are more women. Or if you have no patience and literally just want to get laid without any effort you could try an escort site. |
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"I'm struggling to get laid for some reason 
You need to be more ovoid......?
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.(that means egg shaped btw)
 ...well it made me laugh!"
Had me laugh out loud. At 5ft9 and 55, it seems from this thread I've no chance either. Pity, I was having such fun too.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're only looking to only meet women. Relatively there aren't that many single women on Fab. Most women on swingers sites come as part of a couple. You could try a casual dating site where there are more women. Or if you have no patience and literally just want to get laid without any effort you could try an escort site. "
Have read your profile now. So it seems you are looking for 1 regular FB. I don't think a swingers site is the best site for that. There are way to many men here, not many women and even fewer women looking for what you are looking for. |
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"I'm struggling to get laid for some reason "
For a start maybe change the name.. then get yourself off to a social event.. chatting at socials may help with ur profile.. it will also get u verified ..
But I doubt u will be here that long to try ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm struggling to get laid for some reason "
Well we imagine that after posting this thread op, all your fab problems will disappear and you'll be dipping your dick in cooling ice water in no time
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm struggling to get laid for some reason
Well we imagine that after posting this thread op, all your fab problems will disappear and you'll be dipping your dick in cooling ice water in no time
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Frozen spotted dick. It is not very appetising, is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm struggling to get laid for some reason
Well we imagine that after posting this thread op, all your fab problems will disappear and you'll be dipping your dick in cooling ice water in no time
Frozen spotted dick. It is not very appetising, is it?"
Well it definitely wouldn't be my choice of dessert |
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"I'm struggling to get laid for some reason "
It is difficult for single guys under 30, its difficult for single men over 30. Perseverance, paitience and visiting clubs might help but the fact is that joining fab is no guarantee that you will "get laid".
Good luck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm struggling to get laid for some reason "
Well.its not going to get easier, its the nature of the beast time patience and a lot of understanding is required, doesnt happen over night. |
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"You have only been a member for 3 weeks! lol
Or did you think the site operated like Dominos Pizza? Log on select the topping of your choice and await its arrival 15 minutes later.
Seriously though have you tried looking at just how many hundreds of local guys you are competing with?"
love this reply |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have only been a member for 3 weeks! lol
Or did you think the site operated like Dominos Pizza? Log on select the topping of your choice and await its arrival 15 minutes later.
Seriously though have you tried looking at just how many hundreds of local guys you are competing with?"
Love this haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm struggling to get laid for some reason "
1. Your name is "DEATHcube". That combined with...
2a...your shirtless profile pic conjures up images of the Bjork stalker.
2b. You do kinda look like you're looking to get laid by men. I can't tell you exactly why as it's mostly intuition but it may have something to do with the covergirl pose and submissive facial expression.
2c. Your face is showing! Alarm bells! You don't care about your privacy! This suggests that you don't have an identity worth protecting or are just too reckless to care about your own self. People subconsciously make the connection that you don't care about other forms of safety too, like diseases etc. So they don't think you'll care about their safety either. Yes, all of this from your photo!
3.You have no public photos. Though this is probably a good thing for now if you would've had more photos like your profile photo. To your credit you don't have dick pics... Do NOT put up dick pics, and if they're in your "friends only" gallery, REMOVE them from there too.
4. You are fairly new and have no verifications.
5. Overall, your profile is unfulfilling and leaves viewers feeling that you won't put much effort into a meet with them and won't care about their pleasure too. It screams "sleazy", "desperate", "immature". I know I'm being harsh but I'm doing it because I care, not for the sake of being harsh.
Good luck! |
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"I'm struggling to get laid for some reason
1. Your name is "DEATHcube". That combined with...
2a...your shirtless profile pic conjures up images of the Bjork stalker.
2b. You do kinda look like you're looking to get laid by men. I can't tell you exactly why as it's mostly intuition but it may have something to do with the covergirl pose and submissive facial expression.
2c. Your face is showing! Alarm bells! You don't care about your privacy! This suggests that you don't have an identity worth protecting or are just too reckless to care about your own self. People subconsciously make the connection that you don't care about other forms of safety too, like diseases etc. So they don't think you'll care about their safety either. Yes, all of this from your photo!
3.You have no public photos. Though this is probably a good thing for now if you would've had more photos like your profile photo. To your credit you don't have dick pics... Do NOT put up dick pics, and if they're in your "friends only" gallery, REMOVE them from there too.
4. You are fairly new and have no verifications.
5. Overall, your profile is unfulfilling and leaves viewers feeling that you won't put much effort into a meet with them and won't care about their pleasure too. It screams "sleazy", "desperate", "immature". I know I'm being harsh but I'm doing it because I care, not for the sake of being harsh.
Good luck! "
Some good points, but there is an argument that guys who show their face actually do better. On the rare occasions that we've approached a guy it's because we know what he looks like. Also I've been told by men who display their face pics, that that has made a difference to their success. If someone is comfortable with showing their face on their profile, I would recommend they do so. |
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"I'm struggling to get laid for some reason "
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Mate..this is the wrong place to come for advice as a single man lol..you'll learn soon enough. If you want any help then message me and if I can help I Will,but bloody hell lad change that name.. |
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Some good points, but there is an argument that guys who show their face actually do better. On the rare occasions that we've approached a guy it's because we know what he looks like. Also I've been told by men who display their face pics, that that has made a difference to their success. If someone is comfortable with showing their face on their profile, I would recommend they do so. "
Yeah, many do respond well to facepics showing. I agree. |
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Some good points, but there is an argument that guys who show their face actually do better. On the rare occasions that we've approached a guy it's because we know what he looks like. Also I've been told by men who display their face pics, that that has made a difference to their success. If someone is comfortable with showing their face on their profile, I would recommend they do so.
Yeah, many do respond well to facepics showing. I agree. "
Facepics will win everytimt imo. Takes away the 'im reluctant incase i dont fancy them when i see pic' nerves |
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over a year ago
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"It's probably a conspiracy
Why not give him advice instead of being sarcastic and condescending?
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it doesn't really matter, no-one ever takes a blind bit of notice of any advice, which is why people get a bit sarcastic i think.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Facepics will win everytime imo. Takes away the 'I'm reluctant incase I dont fancy them when I see pic' nerves"
I came here to advise and I received some good advice myself.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's probably a conspiracy
Why not give him advice instead of being sarcastic and condescending?
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Because he didn't actually ask for advice, so therefore it is against the rules of the site to give him any. |
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"It's probably a conspiracy
Why not give him advice instead of being sarcastic and condescending?
Because he didn't actually ask for advice, so therefore it is against the rules of the site to give him any. "
It isn't. It's against site rules to criticise someone's profile if it's unrelated to their post. |
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"It's probably a conspiracy
Why not give him advice instead of being sarcastic and condescending?
it doesn't really matter, no-one ever takes a blind bit of notice of any advice, which is why people get a bit sarcastic i think.."
I always take advice..well if it's good lol. But I get what you mean though. When I first joined I used to message people asking their opinion. Never asked it in here though and not sure I ever will with the shark parks swimming around |
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"It's probably a conspiracy
Why not give him advice instead of being sarcastic and condescending?
Because he didn't actually ask for advice, so therefore it is against the rules of the site to give him any. "
Bloody hell..this is pathetic. It's now a joke  |
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"It's probably a conspiracy
Why not give him advice instead of being sarcastic and condescending?
Agreed. He's young that's no crime."
He's new and probably expected to get paid easily..but what he doesn't realise is that women aren't like a lot of guys. You still need to work for it..onmy difference is most won't want or need a relationship. Bless him. He'll learn or leave. Stick out mate. You'll get there or somewhere |
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"It's probably a conspiracy
Why not give him advice instead of being sarcastic and condescending?
it doesn't really matter, no-one ever takes a blind bit of notice of any advice, which is why people get a bit sarcastic i think..
I always take advice..well if it's good lol. But I get what you mean though. When I first joined I used to message people asking their opinion. Never asked it in here though and not sure I ever will with the shark parks swimming around "
Are the sharks on swings |
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"It's probably a conspiracy
Why not give him advice instead of being sarcastic and condescending?
it doesn't really matter, no-one ever takes a blind bit of notice of any advice, which is why people get a bit sarcastic i think..
I always take advice..well if it's good lol. But I get what you mean though. When I first joined I used to message people asking their opinion. Never asked it in here though and not sure I ever will with the shark parks swimming around
Are the sharks on swings "
No the fuckers are on jet skies..evil f@#ks lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because you are in a cube
And you are dead
Ruby
Does anyone get his name..im still baffled. Is it a computer game,rock band????"
He's in a cube and he's dead silly, what more do you need to know!
Ruby |
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"It's probably a conspiracy
Why not give him advice instead of being sarcastic and condescending?
Because he didn't actually ask for advice, so therefore it is against the rules of the site to give him any.
It isn't. It's against site rules to criticise someone's profile if it's unrelated to their post."
Ooooh seen lol |
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