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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
"I am boring - I use tissues to mop up the cum.
I tried tissues before but they kept sticking to me helmet  "
Cheap tissues, that's why...
When in supermarket next time, ask the customer services for the spunk proof tissues... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank??
I just lick it all up or rub it into my skin like moisturiser..."
I have the most disgusted look on my face ever right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"6 days later and nobody has said 'your Mum'?
Disappointed tbh. "
This is up there with the most funny responses yet!! Well done to you, It made me cry laughing   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use a small hand towel kept especially for spunking into and mopping it up  "
Same here old hand towel is just right and easy to throw into the wash when it gets too crusty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dated a guy and on a first visit to his house, noticed the carpet at his side of the bed was very hard and crusty.
Yep, it was jizz  "
The first time you stand in another man's jizz is a sobering moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me and a friend were joking about this a while ago. She kept accusing me of having a wanksock and how much abuse it got, so i eventually gave it a name and Winston Wanksock was born. Even thought about setting up a parody Twitter account for him. |
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"Don't need one when I'm using my tenga
Soggy egg"
Not tried the eggs, they look a bit small, the twist is the best tenga I've tried
https://www.tenga.co.uk/products/air-tech-twist-reusable-vacuum-cup-tickle |
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"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? "
This reminds me off the joke about three men talking about sex:
1st man. When I make love to my wife it feels so good I swear she levitates an inch off the bed.
2nd man. That's nothing. When I make love to my wife it feels so good I swear she levitates a foot off the bed.
3rd man. Losers! When I make love to my wife I wipe my cock on the curtains and she goes through the roof! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank??
This reminds me off the joke about three men talking about sex:
1st man. When I make love to my wife it feels so good I swear she levitates an inch off the bed.
2nd man. That's nothing. When I make love to my wife it feels so good I swear she levitates a foot off the bed.
3rd man. Losers! When I make love to my wife I wipe my cock on the curtains and she goes through the roof!"
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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago
Ramsgate |
"Do we have to use the term "cum rag"?
The technical term is spankerchief. #StayClassy
Sounds like a new term of abide to me - eff off you cum rag! lol "
That was supposed to be 'sounds like a new term of abuse' - think I've been wanking too much lol |
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