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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is the thing folks we are all getting older and we all going to die. 
When my Mum died i had to clear out all her toys underwear and even a few videos
So remember to bye something really embarrassing to leave behind you |
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Cleaner has never recovered from finding Mr Pink in the ensuite sink lol. She actually ran out screaming I thought there was a mouse or something. She said I hope that's for medicinal purposes, obviously not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My daughter, aged around seven, asked for a torch and came back to ask how to turn on a massive dildo instead....
My girlfriend flushed crimson and my female best friend cracked up in hysterics.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever found family members sex toys ? "
Have you OP?
You seem to like to post thread after thread asking questions but never participate yourself ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I left my vibrator out last wk on charge and my son picked it up and asked what it was  "
Yes been there...but it was my butt plug 
I told him it was a wine stopper  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've come across my daughters' stuff. My dogs and grandchildren keep finding mine. I'm thinking of sticking them in the loft, but knowing my luck, my son will go up there and find them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever found family members sex toys ?
Have you OP?
You seem to like to post thread after thread asking questions but never participate yourself ?"
Blimey, he has been busy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever found family members sex toys ?
Have you OP?
You seem to like to post thread after thread asking questions but never participate yourself ?
Blimey, he has been busy. "
yes he has |
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"Have you ever found family members sex toys ?
Have you OP?
You seem to like to post thread after thread asking questions but never participate yourself ?
Blimey, he has been busy. "
Some people have waaaaay too much time on their hands! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I left my vibrator out last wk on charge and my son picked it up and asked what it was
Yes been there...but it was my butt plug
I told him it was a wine stopper "
Haha excellent
I was rather mortified tbh as he held it up and waved it around and also showed my daughter. 3 times he asked what it was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was 16 my mom found, an showed dad, handcuffs, whip, paddle, some soft rope, bits and bobs like that. But they both went mental about the lipstick, eye liner, ladies pvc in my size.
And through the roof at the amount of condoms and KY and other lube.
And some other things that got me kicked out.
I'd do it again, it was fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever found family members sex toys ?
Have you OP?
You seem to like to post thread after thread asking questions but never participate yourself ?"
Interesting question.
The answer could be even more interesting! |
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"Have you ever found family members sex toys ?
Have you OP?
You seem to like to post thread after thread asking questions but never participate yourself ?
Interesting question.
Maybe it's just a way of generating traffic to his profile, guess we'll never know?
The answer could be even more interesting!"
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"Have you ever found family members sex toys ?
Have you OP?
You seem to like to post thread after thread asking questions but never participate yourself ?
Interesting question.
Maybe it's just a way of generating traffic to his profile, guess we'll never know?
The answer could be even more interesting!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I left my vibrator out last wk on charge and my son picked it up and asked what it was
Yes been there...but it was my butt plug
I told him it was a wine stopper "
You've just ruined every bottle ill have from now on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever found family members sex toys ?
Have you OP?
You seem to like to post thread after thread asking questions but never participate yourself ?
Blimey, he has been busy.
Yes im not sure why anybody bothers with his threads ?
Hes obviously an idiot  "
They're great threads to be fair...never seen any end in bitching or hounding anyone. They're fun and get people to chat and have a laugh. Wish more were like his. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How old am I ! Old, so finding a Home made dildo under my mums bed 45 years ago was a bit of a shock, when the penny dropped, Because at first, I thought ! What is my dad doing with this huge black policeman's truncheon under his bed  !!! Eeeek its a fucking dildo |
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No but my son 6 has found my rabbit vibrator before and recently found my bullet vibrator when asked what it was I said it was a foot massager. Spent the next ten minutes telling him why I wouldn't let him have a foot massage with it owww and that my under the mattress restraints where to help hold the bed together haha. Good job children are gullible xxx |
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"No but I left my vibrator out last wk on charge and my son picked it up and asked what it was
Yes been there...but it was my butt plug
I told him it was a wine stopper "
Big bottle of wine was it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was 13-15 we used to all go round to a friends house and if there parents weren't in we would always be going through the parents bedroom draws and attacking the son of the toy with it,
so always remember to clean them properly |
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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago
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Was embartassin when i found my kid sitting on my bed in my handcuffs holdin my bullet vibe askin what was the magic egg lol lets just say since then i change the hiding okace more often haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hot wife died a million deaths last summer when during a barbecue for family and close friends our young dog came out of our house and began running around and around the garden with a massive black dido in its jaws and proceeded to make a game of it as we chased after it totally ignoring our shouts to drop it or sit !
Can laugh now but at the time it was mortifying !
Lol ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever found family members sex toys ?
Have you OP?
You seem to like to post thread after thread asking questions but never participate yourself ?
Blimey, he has been busy.
Yes im not sure why anybody bothers with his threads ?
Hes obviously an idiot
They're great threads to be fair...never seen any end in bitching or hounding anyone. They're fun and get people to chat and have a laugh. Wish more were like his."
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my daughter bought a dildo for a present for her mother birthday and stashed it under the bed.
well she found it within its packaging, the dildo has gone missing but the packaging was still there. 
we also know its been used already
but today she finds out its her birthday present. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago while staying alone at my sister-in-laws flat, I was having a snoop while she was out and found her collection of vibes, dildos and buttplugs along with some Poloriod pictures of her naked and fucking her ex-boyfriend.
This got me turned on so I started having a wank and didn't hear my sister-in-law come home who caught me in the act. Thought she was going to go mental but she just stripped off naked and told me to fuck her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hot wife died a million deaths last summer when during a barbecue for family and close friends our young dog came out of our house and began running around and around the garden with a massive black dido in its jaws and proceeded to make a game of it as we chased after it totally ignoring our shouts to drop it or sit !
Can laugh now but at the time it was mortifying !
Lol !"
oh that is pure comedy gold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I moved a rather hot single mum from London to Liverpool a few years back, when we moved her bed there was all manner of things under it, she was embarrassed at the time, in Liverpool in the pub with the move complete she relaxed totally shall I say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr here never found one but when I was 14/15 ny best mate stopped over once. My mum and dad starting having sex which made him laugh and me embarrassed. but then it went quiet and I thought thank God for that oh but No a loud buzzing noise started now that was embarrassing. |
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When I was13 I was at my mates house and we was going through some old photo in tins and he found a tin on top of his mum and days wardrobe, so he got it down and we had a look and in it was loads of old Poloriod pictures of his dad standing there with a massive hard on and his mum fucking a big dildo. But the Strange thing was in some off the photos there was another woman ( younger day in her 20's) was in the photo sucking on his dads cock so I said who's that and my friend told me it was his step sister.... he put them back and we never speak of it again
What the fuck lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not a family member but when stopping at a friends uni house in Loughborough (shared house with 4 girls) the cute blond went to bed and 5 mins later the telly signal starts going wonky. I'm told quite matter of factly that she's a nympho and every time she uses her vibrator it interferes with the signal... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I helped move my friend back to her parents house once. I had a beside cabinet that i had to move I opened the top draw just a smidge to help lift it only to have her toy stash be on full show to the neighbours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wife used to be a nanny many moon ago and acouple the wife was lways found things around the bedroom and she was expected to keep house too.
Some were deliberately left out by the couples or either the hub/wife. The one particular couple the wife was particularly horny and used to leave her dildo by the side of the bed which the wife said she used to find amusing . However the same couple upped the game and left bedroom door open as they had sex knowing she had to walk past , that at 19 was time for the wife to move on . However as the wife said ten years later she would have happily jumped in lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my daughter bought a dildo for a present for her mother birthday and stashed it under the bed.
well she found it within its packaging, the dildo has gone missing but the packaging was still there.
we also know its been used already
but today she finds out its her birthday present. "
Seems a very strange thing for a daughter to buy her mother!! |
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By *ea_CoffeeCouple
over a year ago
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A fair few christmas's ago we had various family members staying over so in order to sleep everyone we put our daughter on a matress on the floor next to our bed.
Anyway during the day the family went out shopping and we slipped away up stairs so the wife could have some fun with her vibrator but after the fun we had to rush down stairs fairly quickly when they returned home so stupidly left the vibe on the bed.
Night time comes and we all head up for some sleep but my rather enthusiastic daughters went running in to the room with one jumping on our bed and the other jumping on the matress sending the vibe on a short journey as it traveled into the the air and slowly fell ontop of our daughter on the matress hitting her right between her eyes. It all seemed to happen in very slow motion.
We lied our asses off and forgot all about it until the Christmas before last when we was reminiscing and the daughter in question suddenly realised what had happened. |
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