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Help! We just don't get it??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We've been swinging for a couple of years now but there is one aspect of swinging clubs we just don't get...the buffet! We are not questioning the quality of the food. When we have sex together let alone with another couple we've just met the last thing on our minds is to eat a scotch egg and a sausage roll. Can someone explain why they exist in the swinging world?? |
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"We've been swinging for a couple of years now but there is one aspect of swinging clubs we just don't get...the buffet! We are not questioning the quality of the food. When we have sex together let alone with another couple we've just met the last thing on our minds is to eat a scotch egg and a sausage roll. Can someone explain why they exist in the swinging world??"
Me too I don't like the idea of eating in a club whether it is hygienic or not. I think they do it as another selling point though to make your night out easier I guess.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd far rather have a free run at the buffet whilst everyone else is shagging  ...oh, I can imagine it now...the pasties, sausage-rolls, cheese and pineapple pieces on cocktail sticks, sandwiches, little savoury bits and pieces...great food and a great show to enjoy while you're munching... Lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Obviously best person to answer this is an owner of a club, but I have a hunch it could be something to do with licensing.
The free buffet probably reinforces the proposition that it is a members club rather than an adult entertainment venue, thus allowing a lot more freedom on opening times and other rules and regulations.
I might be wrong of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd far rather have a free run at the buffet whilst everyone else is shagging ...oh, I can imagine it now...the pasties, sausage-rolls, cheese and pineapple pieces on cocktail sticks, sandwiches, little savoury bits and pieces...great food and a great show to enjoy while you're munching... Lovely "
Don't forget the Twiglets. No buffet is complete without those little sticks of Marmitey delight......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe some people work up an appetite
Nobody questions where the fingers have been before handling all the finger food  "
......fuck yes .....with what they say about peanuts on a bar ....you can just imagine lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If a random lady /man if thats you thing asked you to lick n suck this you ain't going to say no are you now people ...........so why you worrying about the buffet n what you can catch of it pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we've watched people at clubs come straight out of play rooms and finger the buffet...we never touch it...can't understand why people seem unable to go more than a few hours without eating |
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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago
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"Maybe some people work up an appetite
Nobody questions where the fingers have been before handling all the finger food ......fuck yes .....with what they say about peanuts on a bar ....you can just imagine lol"
Hold on a minute...think this one thru, in a club for sex, often involving close contact between mouths, fingers & various other bits & pieces & you are worried about wrapping on a scotch egg? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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I usually get to clubs about 9pm so after 3 hours of wandering around and the odd shag I could do with a bite to eat to tide me over until the end of the night. I have no compunction with eating free food. At Chams they even bring out cake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not too worried about the hygine aspect although maybe I should be. For me it's just not the forum for a scotch egg and twiglets!!"
Have to admit it is funny when the buffet looks like something from the wheeltappers and shunters social club. On our very first club visit some years ago, our fantasy vision of glamour and sophistication was blown swiftly away when we saw tea and sausage rolls for sale.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where there's a crowd of peckish peeps, hanging around, there's conversation opportunities - and finger-food can be a harmless icebreaker.
While they are munching, it also gives a break in the chatter, where you might get a word in edgewise!
Whether you love or hate the nibbles, the buffet is a sociable watering hole. |
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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago
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The best part of going to a club for me I'd pulling into a maccies at 3am and devouring a burger haha I'm not a buffet person and wouldn't dream of eating at a club. Just seems unhygienic to me |
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some club struggle for licensing to sell alcohol, at least if they are an establishment that provides food they can get licensed to that alcohol on the premises if people bring their own, hence putting on a buffet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Freaks me out too that someone's been digging in their wife's fanny then they touch the egg and cress sandwiches"
Haven't you seen Sex Lives Of The Potato Men?
Maybe that's how he got addicted to the fish-paste sandwiches  |
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I do like a good buffet but agree that it's an odd thing in a swingers club. We went to one club last year on one of the hottest days of the year. The club was roasting inside and then the egg and tuna sandwiches came out Not much kills a sexy atmosphere quite like a warm fishy-eggy smell wafting around the play rooms.
Another peeve was that the surrounding play rooms suddenly became impromptu dining rooms.
I think buffets are ok if you have a specific bar / socialising area away from the play rooms. |
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I have no idea, but I never eat a club buffet.
I have seen many people pick up a sandwich, look inside it then put it back. I have no idea where their hand has been before it touched the sarnie..... but I have a good idea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best part of going to a club for me I'd pulling into a maccies at 3am and devouring a burger haha I'm not a buffet person and wouldn't dream of eating at a club. Just seems unhygienic to me"
We do the same. A vital part of the planning is knowing where the nearest 24 hour macd is located.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some people just use club's as a social event, so I guess a nattter over a buffet would suit them, I know a few couples who don't play at club's they just like the atmosphere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we've watched people at clubs come straight out of play rooms and finger the buffet...we never touch it...can't understand why people seem unable to go more than a few hours without eating"
if we eat from a buffet at a club. We have normally been there since lunch time.. or a good few hours. Id say clubs that offer food is to help people stay longer.
When we go to chams its normally from 11 till after 10pm. We will need food in that time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Freaks me out too that someone's been digging in their wife's fanny then they touch the egg and cress sandwiches
Haven't you seen Sex Lives Of The Potato Men?
Maybe that's how he got addicted to the fish-paste sandwiches "
I have indeed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not too worried about the hygine aspect although maybe I should be. For me it's just not the forum for a scotch egg and twiglets!!
Have to admit it is funny when the buffet looks like something from the wheeltappers and shunters social club. On our very first club visit some years ago, our fantasy vision of glamour and sophistication was blown swiftly away when we saw tea and sausage rolls for sale. "
Ha ha...yes nothing that sexy about a tuna sandwiches and cups of tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some people just use club's as a social event, so I guess a nattter over a buffet would suit them, I know a few couples who don't play at club's they just like the atmosphere "
Thats just not cricket! Understand if you are not 'feeling it' that night or you are new and feeling your way in...if everyone turned with no intention to swing, well it would no longer be a swingers club! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just think about it you have just been licking a lady in a room that you have never met,and what comes out of both holes and you are worried about a buffet,funny what people do worry bout?!. "
Yes, but sharing the woman's bodily fluids would have been by choice. Whereas swallowing half a dozen swingers' germs on a vol-au-vent wouldn't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just think about it you have just been licking a lady in a room that you have never met,and what comes out of both holes and you are worried about a buffet,funny what people do worry bout?!. "
yeah but I make a personal choice as to who I play with and lick, I don't choose who's dirty fingers go on the food or who they have played with before touching it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just think about it you have just been licking a lady in a room that you have never met,and what comes out of both holes and you are worried about a buffet,funny what people do worry bout?!.
Yes, but sharing the woman's bodily fluids would have been by choice. Whereas swallowing half a dozen swingers' germs on a vol-au-vent wouldn't."
Not to mention that it's unrefrigerated and uncovered for fuck knows how long... |
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"Just think about it you have just been licking a lady in a room that you have never met,and what comes out of both holes and you are worried about a buffet,funny what people do worry bout?!. "
I love when they all say .. sorry .. was that your glass ?? |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
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"we've watched people at clubs come straight out of play rooms and finger the buffet...we never touch it...can't understand why people seem unable to go more than a few hours without eating"
I always get hungry right about the time they clear it away. And I'm sure I've seen you noshing a sausage at the VA.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just think about it you have just been licking a lady in a room that you have never met,and what comes out of both holes and you are worried about a buffet,funny what people do worry bout?!. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"we've watched people at clubs come straight out of play rooms and finger the buffet...we never touch it...can't understand why people seem unable to go more than a few hours without eating
I always get hungry right about the time they clear it away. And I'm sure I've seen you noshing a sausage at the VA.
Xxx"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We've been swinging for a couple of years now but there is one aspect of swinging clubs we just don't get...the buffet! We are not questioning the quality of the food. When we have sex together let alone with another couple we've just met the last thing on our minds is to eat a scotch egg and a sausage roll. Can someone explain why they exist in the swinging world??"
Clare became ill after eating a prepared buffet. We don't think it was anything to do with the guests but we believe it had probably been badly prepared. Would be v wary another time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A club we went to in Paris had a corner stall (imagine a small, colouful fairground stall) rammed full of chocolate bars, sweets and the like, all in individual wrappers. We thought this was a great solution for people who need a quick sugar kick. |
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