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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??
Out of interest what is a farrari, is it a chinese knock off Ferrari? "
Dammit if you want to be funny you gotta be quick  |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
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"If you think that's what it takes to get your cock sucked you don't quite grasp what swinging is about."
Well if that's what you like then that's what swinging is about for you .... or did the rules get updated again?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "
Not really. But if you picked me up driving a Cortina Sports (Matt black) now that would be a different story altogether!!  |
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "
Cue typical petrol head response:
It depends what Ferrari it was:-
250 GTO - no, I would give the car the blow job.
F12 - probably
California - I would run a mile
360 - I would be laughing too much
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??
Not really. But if you picked me up driving a Cortina Sports (Matt black) now that would be a different story altogether!! "
With vinyl roof?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??
Not really. But if you picked me up driving a Cortina Sports (Matt black) now that would be a different story altogether!!
With vinyl roof? "
Oohhh I just shivered! |
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??
Not really. But if you picked me up driving a Cortina Sports (Matt black) now that would be a different story altogether!!
With vinyl roof?
Oohhh I just shivered! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??
No. displays of 'money' such as that makes me shudder."
thank fck for that as i am skint xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I would think how the fuck am I going to get in and out of that? "
Exactly that!!! Being 6'1 and not of the slim variety, I wouldn't even entertain the idea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "
No, sod off, I want a good fking, not just to pleasure you with a blow job. XXX |
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"jump in"
Ah it's one of those is it?
Some friends of ours once owned a Lotus that had no doors (the owners manual had a little diagram of the technique for getting in and out, not so much "jump in" as sort of sliding over the side).
Well, back to our friends, she always wore a tiny skirt and so far as we know never even owned any knickers. This made it quite interesting for all our neighbours when they came to dinner.
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??
Out of interest what is a farrari, is it a chinese knock off Ferrari? "
These fab girls aren't shallow, you'd have to wear your bolex watch, prardar suit and Rey bin shades to get a hand job off this lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "
Looks like you would have more chance if you were in Ferrari branded y-fronts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "
There's hardly room enough to give a bj in a Ferrari
If we pulled up alongside your ferrari in our campervan we could have an orgy. Sorry cples only hee hee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??
Not really. But if you picked me up driving a Cortina Sports (Matt black) now that would be a different story altogether!! "
cortina sports. Your cheap make it a lotus cortina and we will think about it |
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"Not a 'farrari'fan...much prefer the McLaren BJ1...or is it the P1...can never really remember!
Currently drive a BMW....got a bjs in that ... "
Probably got time for that while you wait in any side street to turn into a main road |
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??
Nope.. It's obvious you have more money then sense..!! Lol"
Farrari..! Predictive text even offers the correct spelling..!  mfao...!!
Hide..! - quick..! The shame..
Is it red..?
Your face, not the Ferrari..!!!
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"Not a 'farrari'fan...much prefer the McLaren BJ1...or is it the P1...can never really remember!
Currently drive a BMW....got a bjs in that ...
Probably got time for that while you wait in any side street to turn into a main road "
Exactly dude... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??
No. displays of 'money' such as that makes me shudder."
See this is why motorbikes are better.
Even really high end models cost less than the average hatch back :p |
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??
No. displays of 'money' such as that makes me shudder.
See this is why motorbikes are better.
Even really high end models cost less than the average hatch back :p"
But yet, not very practical for a blowjob..?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??
No. displays of 'money' such as that makes me shudder.
See this is why motorbikes are better.
Even really high end models cost less than the average hatch back :p
But yet, not very practical for a blowjob..?!"
True practicle for some subtle groping though |
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