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By *ANJO OP   Man  over a year ago

wrexham

To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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i can't read this topic, just let me get my magnifying glasses a minute.

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By *op gooserMan  over a year ago

chester


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!"
Go to a swingers club full of older women.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

You don't "pull" older women. If this is your approach you may want to reconsider it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"i can't read this topic, just let me get my magnifying glasses a minute."

Do you need me to pass you your walking stick first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Doubt you'll find many 60 year olds in your local Oceana or Walkabout

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe you ain't what they are looking for

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!"

Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"i can't read this topic, just let me get my magnifying glasses a minute.

Do you need me to pass you your walking stick first "

please.

are my slippers fastened? i don't want to trip over and fuck my hip up again.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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Oh and also we can smell shit before the bull even eats the grass

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"i can't read this topic, just let me get my magnifying glasses a minute.

Do you need me to pass you your walking stick first

please.

are my slippers fastened? i don't want to trip over and fuck my hip up again."

Yep you're all secure,just give us 10 min's to get myself out of this chair and I'll grab it for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!"

why is it to your shame?

get yourself along to the Gala Bingo place opposite Eagle Meadows ...

sorted

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"i can't read this topic, just let me get my magnifying glasses a minute.

Do you need me to pass you your walking stick first

please.

are my slippers fastened? i don't want to trip over and fuck my hip up again.

Yep you're all secure,just give us 10 min's to get myself out of this chair and I'll grab it for you "

bloody hell, i'll just get it myself...arg! help i've fallen and i can't get up.

how sexy are we though?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"i can't read this topic, just let me get my magnifying glasses a minute.

Do you need me to pass you your walking stick first

please.

are my slippers fastened? i don't want to trip over and fuck my hip up again.

Yep you're all secure,just give us 10 min's to get myself out of this chair and I'll grab it for you

bloody hell, i'll just get it myself...arg! help i've fallen and i can't get up.

how sexy are we though?"

Way way sexier than some 20 year old I know that!

God sake woman I told you I'd get it!

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"i can't read this topic, just let me get my magnifying glasses a minute.

Do you need me to pass you your walking stick first

please.

are my slippers fastened? i don't want to trip over and fuck my hip up again.

Yep you're all secure,just give us 10 min's to get myself out of this chair and I'll grab it for you

bloody hell, i'll just get it myself...arg! help i've fallen and i can't get up.

how sexy are we though?

Way way sexier than some 20 year old I know that!

God sake woman I told you I'd get it! "

i was sick of waiting. my hips ok i think, can't really feel the left side of my body any more tbh so not sure.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"i can't read this topic, just let me get my magnifying glasses a minute.

Do you need me to pass you your walking stick first

please.

are my slippers fastened? i don't want to trip over and fuck my hip up again.

Yep you're all secure,just give us 10 min's to get myself out of this chair and I'll grab it for you

bloody hell, i'll just get it myself...arg! help i've fallen and i can't get up.

how sexy are we though?

Way way sexier than some 20 year old I know that!

God sake woman I told you I'd get it!

i was sick of waiting. my hips ok i think, can't really feel the left side of my body any more tbh so not sure.

"

Well that's what you get you impatient bugger

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"i can't read this topic, just let me get my magnifying glasses a minute.

Do you need me to pass you your walking stick first

please.

are my slippers fastened? i don't want to trip over and fuck my hip up again.

Yep you're all secure,just give us 10 min's to get myself out of this chair and I'll grab it for you

bloody hell, i'll just get it myself...arg! help i've fallen and i can't get up.

how sexy are we though?

Way way sexier than some 20 year old I know that!

God sake woman I told you I'd get it!

i was sick of waiting. my hips ok i think, can't really feel the left side of my body any more tbh so not sure.

Well that's what you get you impatient bugger "

i should get off fab, it really is too much fun being a disabled, aged person.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


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Well that's what you get you impatient bugger

i should get off fab, it really is too much fun being a disabled, aged person.

"

Nar we wouldn't have anything in our lives then would we apart from dodgy hips and incontinence

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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Well that's what you get you impatient bugger

i should get off fab, it really is too much fun being a disabled, aged person.

Nar we wouldn't have anything in our lives then would we apart from dodgy hips and incontinence "

aw no...i pissed myself when i fell.

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By *azkinsWoman  over a year ago

leeds

What are the requirements for this position.? I have my own fluffy slippers winciette nightie and commode. my skills are knitting and weeing myself(the wheel fell off my zimmer (I cant always get there) oh and im a good listener when I remember to switch my hearing aid on.

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"What are the requirements for this position.? I have my own fluffy slippers winciette nightie and commode. my skills are knitting and weeing myself(the wheel fell off my zimmer (I cant always get there) oh and im a good listener when I remember to switch my hearing aid on. "

i don't even have a wynciette nightie.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What are the requirements for this position.? I have my own fluffy slippers winciette nightie and commode. my skills are knitting and weeing myself(the wheel fell off my zimmer (I cant always get there) oh and im a good listener when I remember to switch my hearing aid on. "

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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Why take the piss? The guy is asking a question and all he's going to take from this is that older women take the Mickey.

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By *azkinsWoman  over a year ago

leeds

3sumqueen its very in vogue dontcha know .?

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"Why take the piss? The guy is asking a question and all he's going to take from this is that older women take the Mickey."

i'm not taking the piss, it really is fun role playing an aged disabled person.

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By *.1079Man  over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"What are the requirements for this position.? I have my own fluffy slippers winciette nightie and commode. my skills are knitting and weeing myself(the wheel fell off my zimmer (I cant always get there) oh and im a good listener when I remember to switch my hearing aid on.

i don't even have a wynciette nightie. "

Have you got your own teeth.

Or can you take them out I like the feel of gums

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"3sumqueen its very in vogue dontcha know .?"

i did not but i do now, thank you.

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"What are the requirements for this position.? I have my own fluffy slippers winciette nightie and commode. my skills are knitting and weeing myself(the wheel fell off my zimmer (I cant always get there) oh and im a good listener when I remember to switch my hearing aid on.

i don't even have a wynciette nightie.

Have you got your own teeth.

Or can you take them out I like the feel of gums"

i think i'm not allowed to play any more.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Plenty of BBWs aged 50+ on here OP, in ref to your status.

Would you be seen in a bar with them or introduce them to your friends though?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Why take the piss? The guy is asking a question and all he's going to take from this is that older women take the Mickey.

i'm not taking the piss, it really is fun role playing an aged disabled person."

I'm not taking the pee pee either,I'm just in a silly mood. After reading some other thread's on here today I'm happy to take the more lighthearted approach. If the op thinks that's the case with all women my age,which I certainly won't patronise him in that way then so be it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What are the requirements for this position.? I have my own fluffy slippers winciette nightie and commode. my skills are knitting and weeing myself(the wheel fell off my zimmer (I cant always get there) oh and im a good listener when I remember to switch my hearing aid on.

i don't even have a wynciette nightie.

Have you got your own teeth.

Or can you take them out I like the feel of gums

i think i'm not allowed to play any more."

naughty.

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"Why take the piss? The guy is asking a question and all he's going to take from this is that older women take the Mickey.

i'm not taking the piss, it really is fun role playing an aged disabled person.

I'm not taking the pee pee either,I'm just in a silly mood. After reading some other thread's on here today I'm happy to take the more lighthearted approach. If the op thinks that's the case with all women my age,which I certainly won't patronise him in that way then so be it."

yeah this started in that other topic about the cock pic.

it's helping me cope with my slowly failing body also, using humour to cope with that. and my teeth are actually being taken out soon, i am a bit sad about that but it's gotta happen. if guys wanna joke about gummy bjs from me i'm fine with that too.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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"Why take the piss? The guy is asking a question and all he's going to take from this is that older women take the Mickey.

i'm not taking the piss, it really is fun role playing an aged disabled person."

I don't need to role play that!

My point really is that younger guys often don't get taken seriously. Everyone appreciates a joke...even aged old bags like me, but...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Why take the piss? The guy is asking a question and all he's going to take from this is that older women take the Mickey.

i'm not taking the piss, it really is fun role playing an aged disabled person.

I'm not taking the pee pee either,I'm just in a silly mood. After reading some other thread's on here today I'm happy to take the more lighthearted approach. If the op thinks that's the case with all women my age,which I certainly won't patronise him in that way then so be it.

yeah this started in that other topic about the cock pic.

it's helping me cope with my slowly failing body also, using humour to cope with that. and my teeth are actually being taken out soon, i am a bit sad about that but it's gotta happen. if guys wanna joke about gummy bjs from me i'm fine with that too."

You've forgotten the menopause,although you're probably too young for that

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"Why take the piss? The guy is asking a question and all he's going to take from this is that older women take the Mickey.

i'm not taking the piss, it really is fun role playing an aged disabled person.

I'm not taking the pee pee either,I'm just in a silly mood. After reading some other thread's on here today I'm happy to take the more lighthearted approach. If the op thinks that's the case with all women my age,which I certainly won't patronise him in that way then so be it.

yeah this started in that other topic about the cock pic.

it's helping me cope with my slowly failing body also, using humour to cope with that. and my teeth are actually being taken out soon, i am a bit sad about that but it's gotta happen. if guys wanna joke about gummy bjs from me i'm fine with that too.

You've forgotten the menopause,although you're probably too young for that "

good riddance periods, whenever that happens.

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By *woofuslondonCouple  over a year ago

london

Well calling them older women and gilfs isn't going to help you don't get turned on by an age, you get turned on by a body if it happens to be a little older so be it!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

yeah this started in that other topic about the cock pic.

it's helping me cope with my slowly failing body also, using humour to cope with that. and my teeth are actually being taken out soon, i am a bit sad about that but it's gotta happen. if guys wanna joke about gummy bjs from me i'm fine with that too.

You've forgotten the menopause,although you're probably too young for that

good riddance periods, whenever that happens. "

I'm hearing ya.

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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yeah this started in that other topic about the cock pic.

it's helping me cope with my slowly failing body also, using humour to cope with that. and my teeth are actually being taken out soon, i am a bit sad about that but it's gotta happen. if guys wanna joke about gummy bjs from me i'm fine with that too.

You've forgotten the menopause,although you're probably too young for that

good riddance periods, whenever that happens.

I'm hearing ya."

my mum had a hysterectomy so i can't go off her age when it'll happen. at least they're still regular and i don't get much pain so they're not too much of a pain in the ass.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

yeah this started in that other topic about the cock pic.

it's helping me cope with my slowly failing body also, using humour to cope with that. and my teeth are actually being taken out soon, i am a bit sad about that but it's gotta happen. if guys wanna joke about gummy bjs from me i'm fine with that too.

You've forgotten the menopause,although you're probably too young for that

good riddance periods, whenever that happens.

I'm hearing ya.

my mum had a hysterectomy so i can't go off her age when it'll happen. at least they're still regular and i don't get much pain so they're not too much of a pain in the ass."

My mum did as well actually. I think we better shut up we'll definitely going to put the op off older ladies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love the hot flashers!

Women are women, my friend. They are not all the same, but they all want the same treatment more or less.

Just like them for their features and unique personality traits. I do find that the more experience a woman has the more I seem to enjoy her company and conversation. But that's her qualities that I appreciate, not just her age.

Don't just make it about their age because that may be a bit too objectifying and fetishist.

Like women for their personality and beauty and if greater lovemaking happens to come with more revolutions around the sun then it is what it is

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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yeah this started in that other topic about the cock pic.

it's helping me cope with my slowly failing body also, using humour to cope with that. and my teeth are actually being taken out soon, i am a bit sad about that but it's gotta happen. if guys wanna joke about gummy bjs from me i'm fine with that too.

You've forgotten the menopause,although you're probably too young for that

good riddance periods, whenever that happens.

I'm hearing ya.

my mum had a hysterectomy so i can't go off her age when it'll happen. at least they're still regular and i don't get much pain so they're not too much of a pain in the ass.

My mum did as well actually. I think we better shut up we'll definitely going to put the op off older ladies "

my next role play will be with a man and he's visiting me in hospital after my hysterectomy.

but yes i'll shut up now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck"

I'm 28, my gf is 42. Speaking from experience, I can say that EVERYTHING above is bang on the money.

That said, my gf doesn't mind if I pull out the odd cheesy chat-up line...it just means that she gives me a few extra strokes of the paddle...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Love the hot flashers!

Women are women, my friend. They are not all the same, but they all want the same treatment more or less.

Just like them for their features and unique personality traits. I do find that the more experience a woman has the more I seem to enjoy her company and conversation. But that's her qualities that I appreciate, not just her age.

Don't just make it about their age because that may be a bit too objectifying and fetishist.

Like women for their personality and beauty and if greater lovemaking happens to come with more revolutions around the sun then it is what it is "

We're in the UK we call them hot flushes over here

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

yeah this started in that other topic about the cock pic.

it's helping me cope with my slowly failing body also, using humour to cope with that. and my teeth are actually being taken out soon, i am a bit sad about that but it's gotta happen. if guys wanna joke about gummy bjs from me i'm fine with that too.

You've forgotten the menopause,although you're probably too young for that

good riddance periods, whenever that happens.

I'm hearing ya.

my mum had a hysterectomy so i can't go off her age when it'll happen. at least they're still regular and i don't get much pain so they're not too much of a pain in the ass.

My mum did as well actually. I think we better shut up we'll definitely going to put the op off older ladies

my next role play will be with a man and he's visiting me in hospital after my hysterectomy.

but yes i'll shut up now."

Can I be the stern nurse please?

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"

yeah this started in that other topic about the cock pic.

it's helping me cope with my slowly failing body also, using humour to cope with that. and my teeth are actually being taken out soon, i am a bit sad about that but it's gotta happen. if guys wanna joke about gummy bjs from me i'm fine with that too.

You've forgotten the menopause,although you're probably too young for that

good riddance periods, whenever that happens.

I'm hearing ya.

my mum had a hysterectomy so i can't go off her age when it'll happen. at least they're still regular and i don't get much pain so they're not too much of a pain in the ass.

My mum did as well actually. I think we better shut up we'll definitely going to put the op off older ladies

my next role play will be with a man and he's visiting me in hospital after my hysterectomy.

but yes i'll shut up now.

Can I be the stern nurse please?"

yes. you can make him fetch me jugs of water and tell him off for neglecting me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

I'm 28, my gf is 42. Speaking from experience, I can say that EVERYTHING above is bang on the money.

That said, my gf doesn't mind if I pull out the odd cheesy chat-up line...it just means that she gives me a few extra strokes of the paddle..."

Your GF rocks!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


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my next role play will be with a man and he's visiting me in hospital after my hysterectomy.

but yes i'll shut up now.

Can I be the stern nurse please?

yes. you can make him fetch me jugs of water and tell him off for neglecting me."

I'm very good at telling off

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By *onderTongueMan  over a year ago

Bury


"What are the requirements for this position.? I have my own fluffy slippers winciette nightie and commode. my skills are knitting and weeing myself(the wheel fell off my zimmer (I cant always get there) oh and im a good listener when I remember to switch my hearing aid on.

i don't even have a wynciette nightie. "

Yeah but last time i was round you didn't have any nighties!!

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"What are the requirements for this position.? I have my own fluffy slippers winciette nightie and commode. my skills are knitting and weeing myself(the wheel fell off my zimmer (I cant always get there) oh and im a good listener when I remember to switch my hearing aid on.

i don't even have a wynciette nightie.

Yeah but last time i was round you didn't have any nighties!! "

kind of embarrassing for me, but you are?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I find hospitals are a good place to pick up an older lady or two, sometimes at im once...i like to aim high, like 70/80+ because they don't have much to live for at that age & they can also remove their teeth which comes in handy as the jaw get's tired on an old bird after about 45mins and no one likes teeth marks on their bits. Bare in mind you can't be too rough with them though as the old hip bones ain't what they used to be back in the war days but if she makes you a sandwich she'll cut it into triangles for you

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

I'm 28, my gf is 42. Speaking from experience, I can say that EVERYTHING above is bang on the money.

That said, my gf doesn't mind if I pull out the odd cheesy chat-up line...it just means that she gives me a few extra strokes of the paddle...

Your GF rocks! "

Damn right she does.

I just wish I could see her more often...the curse of a Long-Distance Relationship...

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By *rufflesCouple  over a year ago

manchester

Well just for the record, I am still a very horny (insatiable)fem and have just reached the ripe old age of 60. I am lucky enough to have my own teeth, blonde hair (not grey or blue rinse) not on any medication, gym 2-3 times a week, love dancing and enjoy sex just as much as I have done for the last 40 yrs or so. Like all fems, I do enjoy being chatted up / compliments, however to be truthful as much as I would like to be bedded by a younger man,I am also very conscious of an age difference. Hubby is more than happy for me to meet/watch,but I really do need convincing!! We are staying in a Manchester hotel mid April for a few nights, if any 35-45yr old is bold enough.........!!

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By *ffanotdykeCouple  over a year ago

Telford

We have to keep in mind, would we want to be having sex with someone younger than our daughter, (for the record she is 39).

The answer is no, on so many levels.

Our equal ultimate no-no's would be a size10, 22 year old or a 22 year old youth who might last about 3 minutes.

Give us a couple in their late 50's who have been round the block once or twice. Even better a size 20 Bi-lady who can remember the price of a packet of three, pre-decimal. (three shillings and nine pence by the way)

G&A

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By *op gooserMan  over a year ago

chester


"We have to keep in mind, would we want to be having sex with someone younger than our daughter, (for the record she is 39).

The answer is no, on so many levels.

Our equal ultimate no-no's would be a size10, 22 year old or a 22 year old youth who might last about 3 minutes.

Give us a couple in their late 50's who have been round the block once or twice. Even better a size 20 Bi-lady who can remember the price of a packet of three, pre-decimal. (three shillings and nine pence by the way)

G&A "

So Gill had your daughter at age 9 Jesus Christ that must be a world record

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By *onderTongueMan  over a year ago

Bury


"What are the requirements for this position.? I have my own fluffy slippers winciette nightie and commode. my skills are knitting and weeing myself(the wheel fell off my zimmer (I cant always get there) oh and im a good listener when I remember to switch my hearing aid on.

i don't even have a wynciette nightie.

Yeah but last time i was round you didn't have any nighties!!

kind of embarrassing for me, but you are?"

She has fergotten me... i was obviously very memorable!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP - you still have time to do it, but my problem is that when I was 22 when I pulled my first lady over 40 she seemed quite old. Now that I'm 36 women over 40 seem a lot younger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looks like he's done it looking at his veri

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Looks like he's done it looking at his veri "

A box ticked

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!

Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck"

That said don't know about you, I'm still not interested in anything under 40!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!

Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

That said don't know about you, I'm still not interested in anything under 40! "

38 is the start of our age range.

As far as I'm concerned a much younger man wants different things than I can give him.

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!

Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

That said don't know about you, I'm still not interested in anything under 40!

38 is the start of our age range.

As far as I'm concerned a much younger man wants different things than I can give him."

I'm intrigued to know what?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!

Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

That said don't know about you, I'm still not interested in anything under 40!

38 is the start of our age range.

As far as I'm concerned a much younger man wants different things than I can give him.

I'm intrigued to know what? "

Massive generalisation alert.

Younger men tend to want all night fucking. I don't, won't, can't . I know there are exceptions to that rule.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!

Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

That said don't know about you, I'm still not interested in anything under 40!

38 is the start of our age range.

As far as I'm concerned a much younger man wants different things than I can give him.

I'm intrigued to know what?

Massive generalisation alert.

Younger men tend to want all night fucking. I don't, won't, can't . I know there are exceptions to that rule."

I was under the illusion that this was the case but I'm finding it quite the opposite, unfortunately. I think I wear them out.

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!

Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

That said don't know about you, I'm still not interested in anything under 40!

38 is the start of our age range.

As far as I'm concerned a much younger man wants different things than I can give him.

I'm intrigued to know what?

Massive generalisation alert.

Younger men tend to want all night fucking. I don't, won't, can't . I know there are exceptions to that rule."

Yes but even they must come up for breath occasionally?

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!

Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

That said don't know about you, I'm still not interested in anything under 40!

38 is the start of our age range.

As far as I'm concerned a much younger man wants different things than I can give him.

I'm intrigued to know what?

Massive generalisation alert.

Younger men tend to want all night fucking. I don't, won't, can't . I know there are exceptions to that rule.

I was under the illusion that this was the case but I'm finding it quite the opposite, unfortunately. I think I wear them out.

"

Men just take longer to recover generally, so yes we wear them our

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!

Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

That said don't know about you, I'm still not interested in anything under 40!

38 is the start of our age range.

As far as I'm concerned a much younger man wants different things than I can give him.

I'm intrigued to know what?

Massive generalisation alert.

Younger men tend to want all night fucking. I don't, won't, can't . I know there are exceptions to that rule.

I was under the illusion that this was the case but I'm finding it quite the opposite, unfortunately. I think I wear them out.

"

Lucky guys

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!

Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

That said don't know about you, I'm still not interested in anything under 40!

38 is the start of our age range.

As far as I'm concerned a much younger man wants different things than I can give him.

I'm intrigued to know what?

Massive generalisation alert.

Younger men tend to want all night fucking. I don't, won't, can't . I know there are exceptions to that rule.

I was under the illusion that this was the case but I'm finding it quite the opposite, unfortunately. I think I wear them out.

"

I expect we've just had different experiences

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!

Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

That said don't know about you, I'm still not interested in anything under 40!

38 is the start of our age range.

As far as I'm concerned a much younger man wants different things than I can give him.

I'm intrigued to know what?

Massive generalisation alert.

Younger men tend to want all night fucking. I don't, won't, can't . I know there are exceptions to that rule.

I was under the illusion that this was the case but I'm finding it quite the opposite, unfortunately. I think I wear them out.

I expect we've just had different experiences "

Possibly!

So you haven't had young dudes sat crying & rocking in a corner, on the floor, afterwards? Or is that just me?

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck"

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Oh and also we can smell shit before the bull even eats the grass "

I love this

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!

Right, sensible advice now.

Most (not all) women over 40 aren't that much different to women in their early 20s but they have at least 20 years more experience. Therefore they won't be impressed by banter, cheesy chat up lines and outright laddish behaviour. If you speak to them as equals, compliment them genuinely and not too frequently to be believed you might be on to something.

Good luck

That said don't know about you, I'm still not interested in anything under 40!

38 is the start of our age range.

As far as I'm concerned a much younger man wants different things than I can give him.

I'm intrigued to know what?

Massive generalisation alert.

Younger men tend to want all night fucking. I don't, won't, can't . I know there are exceptions to that rule.

I was under the illusion that this was the case but I'm finding it quite the opposite, unfortunately. I think I wear them out.

I expect we've just had different experiences

Possibly!

So you haven't had young dudes sat crying & rocking in a corner, on the floor, afterwards? Or is that just me?"

Lol. Just you. We've never got as far as playing with a very young guy because during discussions it becomes obvious that we're just not compatible sexually for the reasons I gave above.

No problem from us, we're all different

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!"

The trouble with younger guys trying to 'pull' older women is that (for me anyway) we're not sure you're serious. I'd love to get properly chatted up when I'm out but it never happens. Mind you i probably have to drop a few pounds older and fat probably isn't a combination young lads want to let their mates know they're interested in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To my shame I've never been with a women over 40 and I'm gutted, older women 40,50,60+ are my all time top fantasy, I just cant seem to pull any when I'm out. The daft thing is I'm getting with beautiful sexy women in there early 20's every other week, I just cant seem to chat older women up. How do I pull a gilf!"

You look 11 that's why

Just kidding, simply look for older women near you and check out their profile, see what they are looking for and send a message. You will either get a reply or not.. as mentioned by someone else in the thread go to a club..

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