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horizontal dancing and uphill gardening

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There once was a woman from Surrey who wanted a slash in a hurry.

She went out the back, opened her crack,and a bloke backed in with his lorry. X

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There was a young lady from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

She lay on her back

And opened her crack

And her fanny was covered in s

By *estcake45Man over a year ago

London

There once was a young woman from Bude,

who danced on the stage in the nude,

when a man in the front shouted out "cunt"

just like that fucking rude!!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was an old woman from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She laid on her back

And opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling