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over a year ago
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"Well I found tom hardy ...and just had to look at all his pics ...didn't come across a willy though ..unless I missed a pic out   "
On Google ..loads of them.. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met a guy who was about 1/2 inch shaft and a helmet. So 1 1/2 inches total when fully erect.
It didn't work out for a few reasons, I'll admit the Willy was one of them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine got smaller than that last year when I was cold climate testing cars in the Artic Circle.  "
Why, do you test cars with your cock out? Like a test for dogging or something?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've already posted this recently,but it's still funny n I'm not bored of it yet so....
"My Dick"
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick - bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick - locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick - so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick - pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick - more mass than the Earth
Your dick - half staff, it needs work
My dick - been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick - it look like a munchkin
My dick - size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick - good good lovin'
Your dick - good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick - pretty damn skippy
Your dick - hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick - broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick - rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick - fruit roll -up
My dick - grade -A beef
Your dick - Mayday geek
My dick - sick and dangerous
Your dick - quick and painless
My dick - 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Micro penis is a real thing. Some are just 2-3 inches when fully hard."
That would be difficult to work with I'd imagine. Then again bbcnyc has the other extreme. |
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"Google tom Hardy naked he must be a contender
this guy doesn't GAF about that, that's why he's such a good actor, plus im sure a lot of us would be like that if it was a cold day"
He gets it out in 'Bronson', looks average to me, unless he had a tom hank before shooting the scene to beef it up.
But yes, he clearly doesn't care, good on him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is small when soft but when hard it falls below six inches, you know its not all about the size or how handle it, its if your comfortable with it (i would love to have cunt instead). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cock is tiny it is about 1.5 inch when hard i have to sit down to wee"
Have you been diagnosis with micro penis ?
Are yo able to have penetrative sex? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cock is tiny it is about 1.5 inch when hard i have to sit down to wee
Have you been diagnosis with micro penis ?
Are yo able to have penetrative sex? Xx"
cute that it fits into the panties though lol |
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