Fancied a new profile to try and reduce the amount of weird messages I get lol
Yes those guys that send 3 word messages of "come fuck now" Hah 
Just wondered if any normals out there could point out any glaring gaffs or mistakes on the profile.
Never asked this before so thought it might be amusing listening to witty comments about my profile.
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over a year ago
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"Sorry I was horny that night of september
A hunk and a beard.
See I don't get messages from THOSE guys or guys from a couple hah
I guess you were having a bi night in September?  "
Yes, it was cold and dark outside, I had too many gin and felt lonely when I heard in the radio 'all by myself'... it is how it started |
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"Sorry I was horny that night of september
A hunk and a beard.
See I don't get messages from THOSE guys or guys from a couple hah
I guess you were having a bi night in September?
Yes, it was cold and dark outside, I had too many gin and felt lonely when I heard in the radio 'all by myself'... it is how it started "
All by yourself with your fabulous shoes.
Sacreligious !
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"Sorry I was horny that night of september
A hunk and a beard.
See I don't get messages from THOSE guys or guys from a couple hah
I guess you were having a bi night in September?
Yes, it was cold and dark outside, I had too many gin and felt lonely when I heard in the radio 'all by myself'... it is how it started
All by yourself with your fabulous shoes.
Sacreligious !
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"Sorry I was horny that night of september
A hunk and a beard.
See I don't get messages from THOSE guys or guys from a couple hah
I guess you were having a bi night in September?
Yes, it was cold and dark outside, I had too many gin and felt lonely when I heard in the radio 'all by myself'... it is how it started
All by yourself with your fabulous shoes.
Sacreligious !
My cat was there "
So you did at least get to stroke some Pussy that evening?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry I was horny that night of september
A hunk and a beard.
See I don't get messages from THOSE guys or guys from a couple hah
I guess you were having a bi night in September?
Yes, it was cold and dark outside, I had too many gin and felt lonely when I heard in the radio 'all by myself'... it is how it started
All by yourself with your fabulous shoes.
Sacreligious !
My cat was there
So you did at least get to stroke some Pussy that evening?
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Haha yes at last I had that but had to sedate her first as she is quite feisty after dinner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry I was horny that night of september
A hunk and a beard.
See I don't get messages from THOSE guys or guys from a couple hah
I guess you were having a bi night in September?
Yes, it was cold and dark outside, I had too many gin and felt lonely when I heard in the radio 'all by myself'... it is how it started
All by yourself with your fabulous shoes.
Sacreligious !
My cat was there
So you did at least get to stroke some Pussy that evening?
Haha yes at last I had that but had to sedate her first as she is quite feisty after dinner "
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"I like the profile but the sun burnt pic is a bit off putting to me. But probably because I burn easily and it looks painful "
I was dancing like a robot that evening on holiday 
No profile is complete without a self mocking picture ! |
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"I only make witty comments about witty profiles ...
yours isn't quite that OP but it'll do  "
I never said mine was witty!
I guess if a gorgeous lass like you says it will do, that's good enough for me too.
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"Sorry I was horny that night of september
A hunk and a beard.
See I don't get messages from THOSE guys or guys from a couple hah
I guess you were having a bi night in September?
Yes, it was cold and dark outside, I had too many gin and felt lonely when I heard in the radio 'all by myself'... it is how it started
All by yourself with your fabulous shoes.
Sacreligious !
My cat was there
So you did at least get to stroke some Pussy that evening?
Haha yes at last I had that but had to sedate her first as she is quite feisty after dinner "
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"I think it's a well written profile with some tasteful pics, although a couple too many cocker shots for me. You've some nice veris so you must be doing something right "
A man can only be himself on meets my lady *tips hat*.
Just perused your profile! . The legs. . Oh my days the legs for days! Hah
Many a night is spent wishing for a long set of legs to explore.
Touché my dear girl. |
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over a year ago
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"I think it's a well written profile with some tasteful pics, although a couple too many cocker shots for me. You've some nice veris so you must be doing something right
A man can only be himself on meets my lady *tips hat*.
Just perused your profile! . The legs. . Oh my days the legs for days! Hah
Many a night is spent wishing for a long set of legs to explore.
Touché my dear girl."
Why, thank you. It's a shame you're not a bit closer....I would  |
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"I think it's a well written profile with some tasteful pics, although a couple too many cocker shots for me. You've some nice veris so you must be doing something right
A man can only be himself on meets my lady *tips hat*.
Just perused your profile! . The legs. . Oh my days the legs for days! Hah
Many a night is spent wishing for a long set of legs to explore.
Touché my dear girl.
Why, thank you. It's a shame you're not a bit closer....I would "
That ole chestnut
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