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I have sex with my car

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello everyone for the past year i have being having sex with my car she is a nissan micra i like to call her tootsie i left my wife for tootsie is anyone els having sex with ther cars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did she enjoy it ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did I just read.

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By *attoodGent90Man over a year ago

Cambs

That explains the lack of veri's haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did she enjoy it ? "

She loves foreplay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did she enjoy it ?

She loves foreplay "

What sort of foreplay does she like ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That explains the lack of veri's haha"

Me and tootsie want to have a mff threesome

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By *aughty_nymphWoman over a year ago

Cheltenham

Is this real?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now is THAT what exhaust pipes are really for!?

Hope you wait till the car has cooled down after driving anywhere, or it will be fried sausage!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What lubrication do you use, Castrol?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What lubrication do you use, Castrol?"

GTX

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did she enjoy it ?

She loves foreplay

What sort of foreplay does she like ?"
when i lick her exhoust pipe and rub her clit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ok...thats enough internet for today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That explains the lack of veri's haha

Me and tootsie want to have a mff threesome "

Find a cheeky little Corsa or Fiat500 to join you both.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had far too much Internet today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That explains the lack of veri's haha

Me and tootsie want to have a mff threesome

Find a cheeky little Corsa or Fiat500 to join you both. "

Would u like to join us mmf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did she enjoy it ?

She loves foreplay

What sort of foreplay does she like ? when i lick her exhoust pipe and rub her clit "

You turn me on... keep describing the act to me...

*heavy breathing and erect penis*

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By *hoot45Man over a year ago

Ramsgate

If u like clapped out old bangers I have a 1998 Daihatsu Sirion you can mess about with. Has had a few knocks but still has some mileage left in her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did not think you could top the vibrating cock and the fart thread OP but well done you have managed it

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Hello everyone for the past year i have being having sex with my car she is a nissan micra i like to call her tootsie i left my wife for tootsie is anyone els having sex with ther cars"

Most guys here would be envious of you; atleast you are getting something from something

But in answer to your question OP; no, I haven't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone for the past year i have being having sex with my car she is a nissan micra i like to call her tootsie i left my wife for tootsie is anyone els having sex with ther cars"

Is the car called tootsie after the Dustin Hoffman film? Cross dressing cars. There's a new one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I did not think you could top the vibrating cock and the fart thread OP but well done you have managed it "

What car sex is good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did she enjoy it ?

She loves foreplay

What sort of foreplay does she like ? when i lick her exhoust pipe and rub her clit

You turn me on... keep describing the act to me...

*heavy breathing and erect penis* "

You could turn this into an epic tale for the story telling forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If u like clapped out old bangers I have a 1998 Daihatsu Sirion you can mess about with. Has had a few knocks but still has some mileage left in her

frigging hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish, she always turns me down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did she enjoy it ?

She loves foreplay

What sort of foreplay does she like ? when i lick her exhoust pipe and rub her clit

You turn me on... keep describing the act to me...

*heavy breathing and erect penis*

You could turn this into an epic tale for the story telling forum."

Wanna help me out ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*re-writes Madness*

I have sex with car,

It's not quite a Slag-uar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A member for 6 months and staggeringly no verifications.

Hope he never walks past a scrap yard. All that choice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If u like clapped out old bangers I have a 1998 Daihatsu Sirion you can mess about with. Has had a few knocks but still has some mileage left in her

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no thanks im not gay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did she enjoy it ?

She loves foreplay

What sort of foreplay does she like ? when i lick her exhoust pipe and rub her clit

You turn me on... keep describing the act to me...

*heavy breathing and erect penis*

You could turn this into an epic tale for the story telling forum.

Wanna help me out ?

With the story, or some three way MCM action? I'll have the grille, you get the exhaust.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does she squirt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does she squirt?"

Usually when the head gasket has been fucked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did she enjoy it ?

She loves foreplay

What sort of foreplay does she like ? when i lick her exhoust pipe and rub her clit

You turn me on... keep describing the act to me...

*heavy breathing and erect penis*

You could turn this into an epic tale for the story telling forum.

Wanna help me out ?

With the story, or some three way MCM action? I'll have the grille, you get the exhaust."

Haha I knew I could count on you pal !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A member for 6 months and staggeringly no verifications.

Hope he never walks past a scrap yard. All that choice.

"
i meen a member 6 months but rwaly ony been on it the last week

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By *corpiomanMan over a year ago

harrogate

He'll be on heaven if he visits a scrap yard. Prob get done for rape as i bet he won't take no for answer

Personally... I think he's over due a visit to the vet....needle awaits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did she enjoy it ?

She loves foreplay

What sort of foreplay does she like ? when i lick her exhoust pipe and rub her clit

You turn me on... keep describing the act to me...

*heavy breathing and erect penis*

You could turn this into an epic tale for the story telling forum.

Wanna help me out ?

With the story, or some three way MCM action? I'll have the grille, you get the exhaust.

Haha I knew I could count on you pal !"

Spank that boot like the dirty girl she is! I'm so cumming in the headlights.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If u like clapped out old bangers I have a 1998 Daihatsu Sirion you can mess about with. Has had a few knocks but still has some mileage left in her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh good lord this thread....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope you checked her mot and insurance was valid Op??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Safe sex I hope, always use an airbag on your cock.

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By *attoodGent90Man over a year ago

Cambs

Hahahaha this is brilliant

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I saw a program on this a few years ago....it is a thing.

Who would have thought.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Safe sex I hope, always use an airbag on your cock.

Safty first

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I dont use protection tootsie cant get preggers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That explains the lack of veri's haha

Me and tootsie want to have a mff threesome "

Male, Fiat and Ferrari?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone for the past year i have being having sex with my car she is a nissan micra i like to call her tootsie i left my wife for tootsie is anyone els having sex with ther cars"

Are you planning to have family with this home destroyer?Hate affairs especially with the car!

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By *aveandSue1Couple over a year ago

Doncaster

OP, what would you do if someone made improper advances to Tootsie? Say they bum(p)ed her rear end? Would you be jealous?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She says on my drive at all times

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By *aveandSue1Couple over a year ago

Doncaster

"She says on my drive at all times "

Right, so you don't trust her with other cars around then.

You afraid she might cheat on you?

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By *rallyinspireingMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Hope you keep your catalytic converter clean as shagging that pipe must be exhausting.

I have heard of m.o.t'ing a car but ths is next level stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She says on my drive at all times

Right, so you don't trust her with other cars around then.

You afraid she might cheat on you?"

No cos i dont like anyone wls eying her up init

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By *aveandSue1Couple over a year ago

Doncaster

"She says on my drive at all times

Right, so you don't trust her with other cars around then.

You afraid she might cheat on you?

No cos i dont like anyone wls eying her up init"

But if she's a good looking, sexy little runabout she's bound to get eyed up all the time.

You got any pics of you and her having sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He prob got no licence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That explains the lack of veri's haha

Me and tootsie want to have a mff threesome

Male, Fiat and Ferrari? "

No...Mazda

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The car is on the drive you say? I hope there's a SORN notice done for the DVLA.

Shagging

Off

Road

Naturally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if your car back fires Op...

That's one hell of a blowback

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

BBCs have sex with lorries; not with little cars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got those girly eyelashes on the headlights?

A 'Powered by spunk' bumper sticker?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"That explains the lack of veri's haha

Me and tootsie want to have a mff threesome

Find a cheeky little Corsa or Fiat500 to join you both. "

Corsa, yeah their anybodies & right sluts but 500s? Unless an older one I can't see one wanting to play with a Micra tbh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She says on my drive at all times "

So you fuck her on your drive??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, but dont turn on the exhaust pipe lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did not think you could top the vibrating cock and the fart thread OP but well done you have managed it

What car sex is good "

Have you tried tootsies stick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got those girly eyelashes on the headlights?

A 'Powered by spunk' bumper sticker? "

Playboy window graphics?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My car isn't good looking enough to tempt me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must have been very bad if all you went for was a Micra....

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

Objectum sexuality. Is not as uncommon as people think. I read about a woman who frequently had sex with the berlin wall!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Objectum sexuality. Is not as uncommon as people think. I read about a woman who frequently had sex with the berlin wall!

So that's why there's hardly any of it left!

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"No, but dont turn on the exhaust pipe lol."

Why not? Quite a few here prefer that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ok...thats enough internet for today "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are you smoking mate lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Must have been very bad if all you went for was a Micra....

You can go the whole hog and have an orgy with the Vulva Estate

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By *hoot45Man over a year ago

Ramsgate

"I did not think you could top the vibrating cock and the fart thread OP but well done you have managed it

What car sex is good

Have you tried tootsies stick? "

It could be a bi car

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By *aveandSue1Couple over a year ago

Doncaster

O.P. you've gone very quiet. Getting a crafty bj are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Tootsie an automatic or a manual?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Objectum sexuality. Is not as uncommon as people think. I read about a woman who frequently had sex with the berlin wall!

I believe said woman also married it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did she enjoy it ?

She loves foreplay

What sort of foreplay does she like ? when i lick her exhoust pipe and rub her clit

You turn me on... keep describing the act to me...

*heavy breathing and erect penis*

You could turn this into an epic tale for the story telling forum.

Wanna help me out ?

With the story, or some three way MCM action? I'll have the grille, you get the exhaust.

Haha I knew I could count on you pal !

Spank that boot like the dirty girl she is! I'm so cumming in the headlights.

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By *ishopstippleMan over a year ago

Purley

You need a new volva mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I Hope you grease the nipples well. Why only a singles profile, does she not know you're on here?

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By *armel and FrancisCouple over a year ago

North wex

"Objectum sexuality. Is not as uncommon as people think. I read about a woman who frequently had sex with the berlin wall!

Yes another woman married the Effiel tower another makes love to a rollercoaster. Then there was this woman who makes love to her inner elbow. All weird I know but each to their own. Then the well known you tube clip of an American guy telling his father that his new girlfriend is his car. If it hurts nobody and is not illegal each to their own x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"O.P. you've gone very quiet. Getting a crafty bj are you? "

No sorry i was just watching some porn ... when say porn i meen top gear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"O.P. you've gone very quiet. Getting a crafty bj are you?

No sorry i was just watching some porn ... when say porn i meen top gear "

Ewww did you jiz over Jez?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No im not gay

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By *itsmcgee4Couple over a year ago

Central

Best thread ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im uploading a pic of tootsie soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Best thread ever"

It's got to be in the running for thread of the year

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Philosophical question. If OP shagged a Vauxhall Adam, would that make him bi-curious?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right up-see and tell you how I fell in love with my car named tootsie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you wanna go upmarket, get an Alfa Romeo 'Giulietta'

She's a classy bird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Philosophical question. If OP shagged a Vauxhall Adam, would that make him bi-curious?

It depends on what model but i stay faithful

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I get fucked by the petrol companies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Philosophical question. If OP shagged a Vauxhall Adam, would that make him bi-curious?

It depends on what model but i stay faithful "

Shouldn't you have a couples profile on here then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ivwas thinking that but people wont exept her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well, this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right up-see and tell you how I fell in love with my car named tootsie!

were there dice on the mirror?

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By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

"Ivwas thinking that but people wont exept her "
you can't beat a four stroke engine ,more fun than a two stroke

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

OP if you shag unregistered cars at dealers is it the same as having a virgin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you use the gear stick as a butt plug ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP if you shag unregistered cars at dealers is it the same as having a virgin?

I dont know that would be like rape if u dont on the car

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP if you shag unregistered cars at dealers is it the same as having a virgin?

I dont know that would be like rape if u dont on the car "

And tootsie was a virgin i dont think anyone els has had sex with her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you use the gear stick as a butt plug ?"

It's the gear clit

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By *andi_shopWoman over a year ago

rotherham

How old is she? Hope there's no underage naughtiness going on!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you use the gear stick as a butt plug ?

It's the gear clit

The clit is under the hood

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How old is she? Hope there's no underage naughtiness going on!!"

Tootsie turns 21 this year she is a sex machine

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By *andi_shopWoman over a year ago

rotherham

"How old is she? Hope there's no underage naughtiness going on!!

Tootsie turns 21 this year she is a sex machine "

Bet you've done some right mileage, well worn in exhaust

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"How old is she? Hope there's no underage naughtiness going on!!"

It's a Nissan Micra! More chance of one of them getting to sixteen than most things out there.

Especially as it never leaves the drive apparently.

Gives a new twist to "Just going to service the car dear" though..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ussetdevilCouple over a year ago

Swindon

"Philosophical question. If OP shagged a Vauxhall Adam, would that make him bi-curious?

This thread has me doubled up.... Best fab Friday post.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That explains the lack of veri's haha

Me and tootsie want to have a mff threesome

Male, Fiat and Ferrari? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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Which parts DON'T you!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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The exhaust the creas in the seat andthe bumpers

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Did she enjoy it ?

She loves foreplay

What sort of foreplay does she like ? when i lick her exhoust pipe and rub her clit

You turn me on... keep describing the act to me...

*heavy breathing and erect penis* "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did she enjoy it ?

She loves foreplay

What sort of foreplay does she like ? when i lick her exhoust pipe and rub her clit

You turn me on... keep describing the act to me...

Me and tootsie have a healthy sex life

*heavy breathing and erect penis*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why a Nissan Micra? Thank God i'd never buy one if that's what they do to people. Is that why you only see old people driving really slow in them, their too busy getting turned on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You left your wife you say ! You sure ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm worried this is for real

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You left your wife you say ! You sure ?"

Yes she wouldnt exept it so i left her

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

This is a real fetish!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did I just read."

HAHAHA

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By *aveandSue1Couple over a year ago

Doncaster

So is she naming Tootsie as co-respondant in a divorce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is a real fetish!"

Its a real love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You left your wife you say ! You sure ?

Yes she wouldnt exept it so i left her "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won't be able to listen to Je t'aime without thinking of this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No im just granting her a divorce if she asks

Its not tootsie fault

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By *andi_shopWoman over a year ago

rotherham

Well atleast he can get sex whenever he fancies it, she's not going to complain of a headache lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well atleast he can get sex whenever he fancies it, she's not going to complain of a headache lol"

Or the time of the month

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By *andi_shopWoman over a year ago

rotherham

"Well atleast he can get sex whenever he fancies it, she's not going to complain of a headache lol

Or the time of the month

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By *itsmcgee4Couple over a year ago

Central

"Im uploading a pic of tootsie soon"

Yaaaaay

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By *aveandSue1Couple over a year ago

Doncaster

Do you think you'll ask Tootsie to marry you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you think you'll ask Tootsie to marry you?"

Mmm never thout of that ... but i may find a house that will fit us both

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By *aveandSue1Couple over a year ago

Doncaster

"Do you think you'll ask Tootsie to marry you?

Mmm never thout of that ... but i may find a house that will fit us both "

Or maybe a garage. Move a bed in but I suppose you sleep in her don't you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you think you'll ask Tootsie to marry you?

Mmm never thout of that ... but i may find a house that will fit us both

Or maybe a garage. Move a bed in but I suppose you sleep in her don't you."

Sleep with her u fancey a threesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did it with a lorry... but sadly now I'm HGV positive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh the touch and smell of interior leather x

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By *ischief ManagedCouple over a year ago

manchester

i bet she smells of pine fresh magic tree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone for the past year i have being having sex with my car she is a nissan micra i like to call her tootsie i left my wife for tootsie is anyone els having sex with ther cars"

Do you smash her tailpipe in?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I did it with a lorry... but sadly now I'm HGV positive

That's actually pretty funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone for the past year i have being having sex with my car she is a nissan micra i like to call her tootsie i left my wife for tootsie is anyone els having sex with ther cars"

You see, this why you just can't beat Fab for pure internet entertainment

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

No I don't. My car is female and I'm straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reminds me of the Jerry Springer show...."I married a horse!"

To be fair it did seem like they had a stable relationship.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello everyone for the past year i have being having sex with my car she is a nissan micra i like to call her tootsie i left my wife for tootsie is anyone els having sex with ther cars

You see, this why you just can't beat Fab for pure internet entertainment

Im looking for like minded autosexuals for fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did it with a lorry... but sadly now I'm HGV positive

That's actually pretty funny

Why thank you

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Philosophical question. If OP shagged a Vauxhall Adam, would that make him bi-curious?

Nope; he would still be Fab 'straight'

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By *reygorCouple over a year ago

birmingham

bought a copy of auto trader today .off the top shelf .saw op add in there ;just broke up with long time girl friend ,toot toot tootsie goodbye.toot toot totsie dont cry.;

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"bought a copy of auto trader today .off the top shelf .saw op add in there ;just broke up with long time girl friend ,toot toot tootsie goodbye.toot toot totsie dont cry.;"

No actually me and tootsie will allways be together she has eyes only for me

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By *reygorCouple over a year ago

birmingham

"bought a copy of auto trader today .off the top shelf .saw op add in there ;just broke up with long time girl friend ,toot toot tootsie goodbye.toot toot totsie dont cry.;

No actually me and tootsie will allways be together she has eyes only for me"
dream on a group of guys gave her a right servicing the other night .changed oil water .tyre pressure shocks .and checked for stds.the bitch is riddled with clap [and a few rust spots]

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By *.1079Man over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Is it like a police car and makes lots of noise to let you know it's comming

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it like a police car and makes lots of noise to let you know it's comming "

A micra police car wtf

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By *reygorCouple over a year ago

birmingham

we hope its not a morris minor .or op goin jail .going down with all that d n a up rear hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"we hope its not a morris minor .or op goin jail .going down with all that d n a up rear hole."

Look you have sex with a a car and u will never go back

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By *reygorCouple over a year ago

birmingham

"we hope its not a morris minor .or op goin jail .going down with all that d n a up rear hole.

Look you have sex with a a car and u will never go back "
yea you would put it into reverse gear [not stockings a sussies ]and let clutch in you will go back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

got a morris traveller here if you like the older models too, beautiful curves of new wood, runs beautiful, all new paint so she's a beautiful complexion and bumpers! ohhhh those bumpers.....exhaust pipe is nice and tight oo, none of this big bore baggy, can't touch the sides nonesense you get in the more modern ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont use protection tootsie cant get preggers"

We are guessing she has a coil fitted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"got a morris traveller here if you like the older models too, beautiful curves of new wood, runs beautiful, all new paint so she's a beautiful complexion and bumpers! ohhhh those bumpers.....exhaust pipe is nice and tight oo, none of this big bore baggy, can't touch the sides nonesense you get in the more modern ladies.

No my tootsie is the only car for me i love when she ravs and the way she touches my skin

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By *ippa 63TV/TS over a year ago

St Helens

If you needed contriception would they be dunlops and if you had her for 365 days would it be a goodyear !!

Brill thread made me smile

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By *reygorCouple over a year ago

birmingham

"If you needed contriception would they be dunlops and if you had her for 365 days would it be a goodyear !!

Brill thread made me smile

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he wouldnt do 365 days he would be to tired#[sorry]

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I dont use protection tootsie cant get preggers"

her big ends have gone..?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I dont use protection tootsie cant get preggers

We are guessing she has a coil fitted "

like it..

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By *ippa 63TV/TS over a year ago

St Helens

She must make you horny !!

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By *reygorCouple over a year ago

birmingham

we havin a laugh at this .got a minds eye pic of op trawling multi story car parks with blistered lips from kissing hot exsaust pipes .fondling big bumpers and sniffing 4 star petrol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"we havin a laugh at this .got a minds eye pic of op trawling multi story car parks with blistered lips from kissing hot exsaust pipes .fondling big bumpers and sniffing 4 star petrol "

Its not a laugh i. Atousexuil

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By *.1079Man over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I got a new car for my ex wife.

I thought it was a great trade.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Where's the pic then?!

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By *reygorCouple over a year ago

birmingham

"we havin a laugh at this .got a minds eye pic of op trawling multi story car parks with blistered lips from kissing hot exsaust pipes .fondling big bumpers and sniffing 4 star petrol

Its not a laugh i. Atousexuil "
it a laugh for every one but you .so when you wax your toootsie use your wank fat rub in gently over her parts .join the aa in case you have an accident .and remember 99 change hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"we havin a laugh at this .got a minds eye pic of op trawling multi story car parks with blistered lips from kissing hot exsaust pipes .fondling big bumpers and sniffing 4 star petrol

Its not a laugh i. Atousexuil it a laugh for every one but you .so

when you wax your toootsie use your wank fat rub in gently over her parts .join the aa in case you have an accident .and remember 99 change hands "

Domt be making fun

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By *aveandSue1Couple over a year ago

Doncaster

"Do you think you'll ask Tootsie to marry you?

Mmm never thout of that ... but i may find a house that will fit us both

Or maybe a garage. Move a bed in but I suppose you sleep in her don't you.

Sleep with her u fancey a threesome "

A threesome ? Maybe Sue can join in as well. You be OK with a full swop?

Is Tootsie bi, she go with women?

Btw, does she swallow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you think you'll ask Tootsie to marry you?

Mmm never thout of that ... but i may find a house that will fit us both

Or maybe a garage. Move a bed in but I suppose you sleep in her don't you.

Sleep with her u fancey a threesome

A threesome ? Maybe Sue can join in as well. You be OK with a full swop?

Is Tootsie bi, she go with women?

Btw, does she swallow?"

No full swap she is my babe

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Where's the pic then?!"

Ok I'll just talk to myself...blah blah blah. Yes myself it's been awfully wet today,yes indeed it has self. It's more of the same over the weekend,yes unfortunately it is. Actually I quite enjoy that,which is slightly worrying,yes it is

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By *itsmcgee4Couple over a year ago

Central

"Where's the pic then?!

Hahaha I'm waiting for the pic as well. Anyone would think the OP wasn't entirely serious

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Where's the pic then?!

Hahaha I'm waiting for the pic as well. Anyone would think the OP wasn't entirely serious"

To be perfectly honest I haven't a blooming clue

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By *itsmcgee4Couple over a year ago

Central

"Where's the pic then?!

Hahaha I'm waiting for the pic as well. Anyone would think the OP wasn't entirely serious

To be perfectly honest I haven't a blooming clue

Me either, but the entertainment value is top notch either way

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By *aughty_nymphWoman over a year ago

Cheltenham

Eagerly awaiting this pic...

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Wandsworth

I was feeling reluctant to opening this thread all day but, this is one of the funniest thread I have seen.

Nice one

What protection are you using if any and favourite position?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread has been brought to you by Nissan Automative.

We don't just make cars, we make lovers

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