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Do farts turn you on
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been the subject of a "Dutch Oven" a few times!
Didn't find it a turn on, but I did laugh like hell after the shock, purely because she acted like butter wouldn't melt at first  |
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Farting just farting no although I find it funny as fuck. But if you're laid in bed with someone very sexy and she lets loose because you both can't stop laughing then she giggles and laughs more then there's nothing better. And yes there's someone I'm thinking of here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There should be a law against females farting
windy bitches
Ladies don't fart. Everyone knows that....
So you have never let one rip
Me? Let one rip? Never. The Queen never farts either.....
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Haha as if |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There should be a law against females farting
windy bitches
Ladies don't fart. Everyone knows that....
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you express small clouds of chanelle no5 and wild roses, i forgot!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"There should be a law against females farting
windy bitches
Ladies don't fart. Everyone knows that....
So you have never let one rip
Me? Let one rip? Never. The Queen never farts either.....
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If she does, she blames the corgies! Phil, put the corgies out,
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are farts sexy"
I like the smell of my own farts not so much anyone else's sometimes I'll inhale under the duvet if it's one I particularly like the aroma of, the smell of ones own fart has been compared to sniffing gear. Short sharp shock #rocketfuel. |
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"Seriously though who doesn't like the smell of their own brand fs and you mean to tell me no one else does the duvet thing? #Lies pahahahaha  "
My ex husband used to do the duvet and I did find it funny,I was in love what can say. I prefer that to my last boyfriend who wouldn't even have a poo if I was in shooting distance  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously though who doesn't like the smell of their own brand fs and you mean to tell me no one else does the duvet thing? #Lies pahahahaha
My ex husband used to do the duvet and I did find it funny,I was in love what can say. I prefer that to my last boyfriend who wouldn't even have a poo if I was in shooting distance "
Aye, here in Glasgow we have a saying it's not love unless you can fart in front of each other no too sure about the pooping though maybe if there's an en suite  |
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"Seriously though who doesn't like the smell of their own brand fs and you mean to tell me no one else does the duvet thing? #Lies pahahahaha
My ex husband used to do the duvet and I did find it funny,I was in love what can say. I prefer that to my last boyfriend who wouldn't even have a poo if I was in shooting distance
Aye, here in Glasgow we have a saying it's not love unless you can fart in front of each other no too sure about the pooping though maybe if there's an en suite "
Oh yeah I like to have a poo in private,but if we stayed in a hotel he wouldn't even use the en suite he'd go down to reception,until I made him one day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously though who doesn't like the smell of their own brand fs and you mean to tell me no one else does the duvet thing? #Lies pahahahaha
My ex husband used to do the duvet and I did find it funny,I was in love what can say. I prefer that to my last boyfriend who wouldn't even have a poo if I was in shooting distance
Aye, here in Glasgow we have a saying it's not love unless you can fart in front of each other no too sure about the pooping though maybe if there's an en suite
Oh yeah I like to have a poo in private,but if we stayed in a hotel he wouldn't even use the en suite he'd go down to reception,until I made him one day "
Lol tbh a younger more self conscious me used to do that too, now I just do whatever feels right for the situation and the company am with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There should be a law against females farting
windy bitches
Ladies don't fart. Everyone knows that....
So you have never let one rip
Me? Let one rip? Never. The Queen never farts either.....
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. The Queen had her pumping valve removed to make sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I trumped in the bath once, seemed to have a lot of bass on it, the bubbles whooshed up and seemed to say Edward Woodward. I'm sure the neighbours heard it. "
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"I have a purile sense of humour - I can't help but laugh when someone farts
Mrs"
Change of subject, just love that dress and look on your 3rd profile picture ... I bet that would be funny farting in that .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only my own fart's, I often cupcake my fart and have a smell and I bet you everyone smells there own fart even the Queen in fact when she blows one out I think she cupcake it and say smell this one phillip. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG,,,,if they were sexy I'd be the sexiest woman in the world today,must be something I ate.
I can't believe I just admitted to this in front of everybody.  |
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