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What's the best lie you've been told?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm stunning
I will never buy that line from anyone off the internet, would even be dubious of those words from my Husband.
Makes it even more interesting when they haven't even seen my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a lie here but one that I heard that was quite funny at the time.
I used to work for an accountancy firm and one of the audit team had to go away and stay in a hotel.
He came back to the office and put in his expense claim. The expense claim contained a charge for 'private movie 9.99'
His manager realised that this was not your usual movie and questioned him about it.
He claimed that he was in room 222. Had fallen asleep and laid on the remote control - on the 2 button. This had then taken him to channel 222, the porn channel which then required you to enter your room number to purchase the film.
He didn't get it signed off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A rich elitist government telling us 'we are all in it together?'
closely followed by £350m a week will go to the NHS instead of the European Union if we leave the EU"
The rich and powerful piss on us and media tells us it's raining |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"It won't hurt much"
From a Dr shortly before pulling a mangled leg out from under a motorbike, They used the same lie when putting a dislocated thumb & shoulder back in place.
What? You were thinking anal? Tut pure filth you lot 
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By (user no longer on site)
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""It won't hurt much"
From a Dr shortly before pulling a mangled leg out from under a motorbike, They used the same lie when putting a dislocated thumb & shoulder back in place.
What? You were thinking anal? Tut pure filth you lot
S"
I was told that before a rectal examination. Then she drove a horse and coaches into my ring  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""It won't hurt much"
From a Dr shortly before pulling a mangled leg out from under a motorbike, They used the same lie when putting a dislocated thumb & shoulder back in place.
What? You were thinking anal? Tut pure filth you lot
S"
Oh God...popped my own thumb out and back in once...and my shoulder ( that was the end of rugby for me) - oh God the pain!!! |
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I was told by a single guy that he had a potion that each time you dip your dick in to it, it would grow 1/4" and that it works up to 32 times!
He said for every time he got to fuck my Mrs I could have a free dip!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A rich elitist government telling us 'we are all in it together?'
closely followed by £350m a week will go to the NHS instead of the European Union if we leave the EU
The rich and powerful piss on us and media tells us it's raining "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone once told me that they had fell asleep on the sofa with the remote control under them, then whilst moving in their sleep, knocked the tv onto the porn channel, then accidentally hit the purchase button. Then accidentally put the PIN number in to confirm purchase.
Not just on one night, over several nights in a month.
They seriously thought I would believe that.... |
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Had a guy who worked for me that turned up late one morning . I asked where he'd been , he said he went to bed the night before went to sleep and had an out of body experience n that his spirit didn't get back till late that morning ! Needless to say he doesn't work for me anymore !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"' I'm not looking to meet anyone else'
'Lol you are always on fab'
'It's on my browser I'm not really on'
....... piss my pants laughting "
Must have heard this a million times..... why do they bother??? Ha ha haaaa |
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