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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Years later this still makes me smile.
I went to a club for the third time and sat at the bar first..I was approached by a guy who stroked my arm (shudder) and said (in his best Sexy voice) " do you like massage?" - now I'm not keen on him AT ALL and I'm inwardly smiling at his gauche advance but I explained I'd just got there and wanted to relax first.
Then I went for a walk...that man followed me EVERYWHERE...Jesus I put in some steps...up and down and round and round I took him...then I spotted a nice guy so I went up to him and asked him if he'd like to go into a room...
Two hours or so later I emerged, sweaty and thirsty and went to the bar for a drink.
He was there...scowling.
He leaned over to me and whispered (I SHIT YOU NOT) " You want to watch out...you'll get a reputation"
I took a drink and stared back at him and said...
" I fucking hope so!" |
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"Years later this still makes me smile.
I went to a club for the third time and sat at the bar first..I was approached by a guy who stroked my arm (shudder) and said (in his best Sexy voice) " do you like massage?" - now I'm not keen on him AT ALL and I'm inwardly smiling at his gauche advance but I explained I'd just got there and wanted to relax first.
Then I went for a walk...that man followed me EVERYWHERE...Jesus I put in some steps...up and down and round and round I took him...then I spotted a nice guy so I went up to him and asked him if he'd like to go into a room...
Two hours or so later I emerged, sweaty and thirsty and went to the bar for a drink.
He was there...scowling.
He leaned over to me and whispered (I SHIT YOU NOT) " You want to watch out...you'll get a reputation"
I took a drink and stared back at him and said...
" I fucking hope so!""
Shudder shudder and giggle! love it !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had a guy follow us around a club. He even hung around outside the loo waiting for us to come out. Eventually I had to politely tell him that we weren't interested and he should stop following us. He said "but I'm a doctor" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had a guy follow us around a club. He even hung around outside the loo waiting for us to come out. Eventually I had to politely tell him that we weren't interested and he should stop following us. He said "but I'm a doctor""
Ah you silly things, didn't you know that you had to shag all men who claim to be doctors in sex clubs. 
We didn't have a comment as such, just one irritating French guy who wouldn't shit up banging on about my 'beautiful pussy' whilst we were fucking, I had to tell him to shut that fuck up in the end it was the most annoying narrative ever and definitely not sexy!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had a guy follow us around a club. He even hung around outside the loo waiting for us to come out. Eventually I had to politely tell him that we weren't interested and he should stop following us. He said "but I'm a doctor"
Ah you silly things, didn't you know that you had to shag all men who claim to be doctors in sex clubs.
We didn't have a comment as such, just one irritating French guy who wouldn't shit up banging on about my 'beautiful pussy' whilst we were fucking, I had to tell him to shut that fuck up in the end it was the most annoying narrative ever and definitely not sexy!
Ruby"
lol - we know the type. Some guys (and sometimes couples) have no shame. They seem to work on the premise that eventually someone gives in. |
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Me and my wife were at a very well known club (probably the same one as the OP)... my wife is 22yrs younger than me and a gorgeous size 6 (ok I'm gloating!) ... we were having a wander when 3 lovely(!) ladies took a look at us and starting singing 'money, money, money' ... jealousy is such an unattractive trait! |
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Would have been at a well known west mids club. Can't actually tell you what was said, because it was just incoherent bollox off some pissed up single guy we passed in the corridor.
Funny that he thought being so pissed was appropriate. Wonder if he pulled  |
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On a visit to another Midlands club with an ex, she was touched by a guy she wasn't interested in while we were in the tub. When we left, he followed us, just enough so we could see him but not right with us. It was an empty night that night so in the end we just went to a lockable room by ourselves. He still gave the door a good try though. We found him in the next room having a listen in the end. We found it funny if not a bit off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The other strange thing I encountered was in the jacuzzi...I was sat there quietly with my Boobs gently bobbing in front of me ...as they do...casual like...and the guy sat next to me kicked his foot against me.
I ignored it as there were a few people in there and I assumed he was just slipping.
At the third kick I turned to him and said...why are you kicking me?
When he said it was the 'code' for asking someone if they wanted to play...well ... that was nearly my last day in a club.
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"The other strange thing I encountered was in the jacuzzi...I was sat there quietly with my Boobs gently bobbing in front of me ...as they do...casual like...and the guy sat next to me kicked his foot against me.
I ignored it as there were a few people in there and I assumed he was just slipping.
At the third kick I turned to him and said...why are you kicking me?
When he said it was the 'code' for asking someone if they wanted to play...well ... that was nearly my last day in a club.
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At this point I would have grabbed his nuts hard, looked him straight in the eye and said " and this is code for No!"  |
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
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"The other strange thing I encountered was in the jacuzzi...I was sat there quietly with my Boobs gently bobbing in front of me ...as they do...casual like...and the guy sat next to me kicked his foot against me.
I ignored it as there were a few people in there and I assumed he was just slipping.
At the third kick I turned to him and said...why are you kicking me?
When he said it was the 'code' for asking someone if they wanted to play...well ... that was nearly my last day in a club.
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What a dork! |
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"The other strange thing I encountered was in the jacuzzi...I was sat there quietly with my Boobs gently bobbing in front of me ...as they do...casual like...and the guy sat next to me kicked his foot against me.
I ignored it as there were a few people in there and I assumed he was just slipping.
At the third kick I turned to him and said...why are you kicking me?
When he said it was the 'code' for asking someone if they wanted to play...well ... that was nearly my last day in a club.
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Does kicking him back really hard mean yes or fuck off?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me and a couple of gal pals went to a club one night and it wasn't the busiest of nights. But this guy kept walking past my mate and brushing past her everytime. To the point he was literally barging into her. It wasn't even if it was packed but he would go out of his way to walk across an empty room to bump into her. Very bizarre! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I knew a couple on here, they wanted to attend a club, but were nervous. They didn't want to go on couples/singles night, as they had heard single men could be pushy.
I rang the club and asked if I could attend on a couples night, to help this couple to attend. The club said yes, but I would watched to check I didn't play with other couples. |
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over a year ago
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"I knew a couple on here, they wanted to attend a club, but were nervous. They didn't want to go on couples/singles night, as they had heard single men could be pushy.
I rang the club and asked if I could attend on a couples night, to help this couple to attend. The club said yes, but I would watched to check I didn't play with other couples."
being watched |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"Years later this still makes me smile.
I went to a club for the third time and sat at the bar first..I was approached by a guy who stroked my arm (shudder) and said (in his best Sexy voice) " do you like massage?" - now I'm not keen on him AT ALL and I'm inwardly smiling at his gauche advance but I explained I'd just got there and wanted to relax first.
Then I went for a walk...that man followed me EVERYWHERE...Jesus I put in some steps...up and down and round and round I took him...then I spotted a nice guy so I went up to him and asked him if he'd like to go into a room...
Two hours or so later I emerged, sweaty and thirsty and went to the bar for a drink.
He was there...scowling.
He leaned over to me and whispered (I SHIT YOU NOT) " You want to watch out...you'll get a reputation"
I took a drink and stared back at him and said...
" I fucking hope so!""
Actually thats not even funny  |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"We had a guy follow us around a club. He even hung around outside the loo waiting for us to come out. Eventually I had to politely tell him that we weren't interested and he should stop following us. He said "but I'm a doctor""
Now that is funny |
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We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile |
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile "
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question."
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question.
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
"
Tbf it's not a common thing, it's just like anywhere there is always one idiot.. good clubs do indeed sort it out soon as anything happens.
Some clubs though just shrug and say what's the problem or that you are over reacting.
If they do second we simply avoid in future. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Years later this still makes me smile.
I went to a club for the third time and sat at the bar first..I was approached by a guy who stroked my arm (shudder) and said (in his best Sexy voice) " do you like massage?" - now I'm not keen on him AT ALL and I'm inwardly smiling at his gauche advance but I explained I'd just got there and wanted to relax first.
Lmfao some dicks about.
Then I went for a walk...that man followed me EVERYWHERE...Jesus I put in some steps...up and down and round and round I took him...then I spotted a nice guy so I went up to him and asked him if he'd like to go into a room...
Two hours or so later I emerged, sweaty and thirsty and went to the bar for a drink.
He was there...scowling.
He leaned over to me and whispered (I SHIT YOU NOT) " You want to watch out...you'll get a reputation"
I took a drink and stared back at him and said...
" I fucking hope so!""
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question.
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
Tbf it's not a common thing, it's just like anywhere there is always one idiot.. good clubs do indeed sort it out soon as anything happens.
Some clubs though just shrug and say what's the problem or that you are over reacting.
If they do second we simply avoid in future."
We've only had good experiences so far... we have found some really helpful people who have thus far given us sound advice. Thks |
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We were in a club in Las Vegas, my wife was playing with a guy in a lounge area and had a few watchers......I was enjoying the view and she started to get very turned on.
He slipped on a condom and before I realised what he was doing, he took a few pumps of liquid from a bottle on the side table rubbed it onto the condom and slammed into her. After I scraped my wife from the ceiling I realised he had used an alcohol based hand sanitiser gel. To say I went mental would be an understatement and as he walked away he said:
"I thought she would like it, felt good for me". 
Two very big bouncers escorted him from the premises....preventing me from punching his lights out.
She sat in the Jacuzzi for ages trying to cool her burning pussy...  |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"We were in a club in Las Vegas, my wife was playing with a guy in a lounge area and had a few watchers......I was enjoying the view and she started to get very turned on.
He slipped on a condom and before I realised what he was doing, he took a few pumps of liquid from a bottle on the side table rubbed it onto the condom and slammed into her. After I scraped my wife from the ceiling I realised he had used an alcohol based hand sanitiser gel. To say I went mental would be an understatement and as he walked away he said:
"I thought she would like it, felt good for me".
Two very big bouncers escorted him from the premises....preventing me from punching his lights out.
She sat in the Jacuzzi for ages trying to cool her burning pussy... "
Bit far too travel to get some hand gel  |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
secret town |
"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question.
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
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Townhouse must be avoided |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was sat watching the female of a couple getting fucked by a series of men (I was invited) while the man shouted "I'm a dirty bastard everyone" over and over.
I don't know how she wasn't put off by that!
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question.
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
Townhouse must be avoided "
And I'm sure the club would be most appreciative on your comment here
I trust you have left a review to reflect your feeling in the appropriate place? |
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"Years later this still makes me smile.
I went to a club for the third time and sat at the bar first..I was approached by a guy who stroked my arm (shudder) and said (in his best Sexy voice) " do you like massage?" - now I'm not keen on him AT ALL and I'm inwardly smiling at his gauche advance but I explained I'd just got there and wanted to relax first.
Then I went for a walk...that man followed me EVERYWHERE...Jesus I put in some steps...up and down and round and round I took him...then I spotted a nice guy so I went up to him and asked him if he'd like to go into a room...
Two hours or so later I emerged, sweaty and thirsty and went to the bar for a drink.
He was there...scowling.
He leaned over to me and whispered (I SHIT YOU NOT) " You want to watch out...you'll get a reputation"
I took a drink and stared back at him and said...
" I fucking hope so!"
Actually thats not even funny "
No, it's hilarious!  |
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"I was once informed that I shouldn't go to a swingers club if I wasn't prepared to shag everyone that asks. "
Guys that come out with things like that do realise that if you did that you'd never actually get out of the club, and they do have to close eventually, right? |
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"I been told by a couple:"Jesus love you still time to repent!"
This on changing rooms!"
I can believe that. Back in the 80s there was a church who'd follow W.A.S.P. around on UK tours, buy tickets and stand at the back of the theatre all night praying for the souls of the audience. It must have worked cos the lead singers now a born again Christian. Which is a shame, cos now they've dropped all the really shocking early songs from the set list.
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question.
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
Townhouse must be avoided
And I'm sure the club would be most appreciative on your comment here
I trust you have left a review to reflect your feeling in the appropriate place?"
Wed been informed it was one of the better clubs to start with? Seems to have the best reviews of the clubs in the northwest?? Any particular reason why? DM us if you would prefer? Thanks x |
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I'm watching some sex, one guy walks up to me, wanking, his dick is on my leg and asks "playing tonight?"
I yelled I his face, "if you got me, you wouldn't know what the fuck to do with me". Everyone laughed, he scuttled off into to night.
Also had one guy try to tell me the rules of consent don't apply in swingers clubs |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question.
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
Townhouse must be avoided
And I'm sure the club would be most appreciative on your comment here
I trust you have left a review to reflect your feeling in the appropriate place?"
I did and guess what?
The next day it was magically deleted |
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question.
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
Townhouse must be avoided
And I'm sure the club would be most appreciative on your comment here
I trust you have left a review to reflect your feeling in the appropriate place?
I did and guess what?
The next day it was magically deleted "
Hmm fair enough. I don't know why clubs do that tbh. Especially as most, if not all have overwhelming positive reviews. |
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over a year ago
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To lighten the mood a little
I'm pretty blind when it comes to anything over two feet away so wear glasses. We we're playing in a viewing room with another couple and had left my glasses on the side. When all was said and done and we were straightening ourselves up to let someone else have the room I popped my glasses on and couldnt see a bloody thing they'd steamed up
A little while later in the changing rooms a bloke approached me and came out with if id have been in that room id have steamed up too |
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question.
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
Townhouse must be avoided "
Mind if I ask why? |
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By *arehamMan
over a year ago
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One thing I heard in a sauna,there was a really nice looking tall blonde lady she said she loves anal sex but she said you must have a really good shit before you do it,
I don't know if it was just me but I thought it was very funny?. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question.
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
Townhouse must be avoided
And I'm sure the club would be most appreciative on your comment here
I trust you have left a review to reflect your feeling in the appropriate place?
I did and guess what?
The next day it was magically deleted
Hmm fair enough. I don't know why clubs do that tbh. Especially as most, if not all have overwhelming positive reviews. "
If you go look at reviews away from fab some clubs have shocking reviews... that's why we were surprised about the TH comment as we thought we'd been thorough in our research also a good friend is a regular there.... suppose like someone mentioned further up in the thread good and bad experiences can be had anywhere |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question.
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
Townhouse must be avoided
Mind if I ask why?"
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Playing in a couples room and woman next to us lifted her legs and her heal almost hit me in the eye, while I was fucking wiggles... they were like omg sorry and all I could say was "if this is last thing that eye ever saw, I would be happy" We all laughed, but other couples in room didn't find laughing in a couples room funny or the proper etiquette |
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"Playing in a couples room and woman next to us lifted her legs and her heal almost hit me in the eye, while I was fucking wiggles... they were like omg sorry and all I could say was "if this is last thing that eye ever saw, I would be happy" We all laughed, but other couples in room didn't find laughing in a couples room funny or the proper etiquette "
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"Playing in a couples room and woman next to us lifted her legs and her heal almost hit me in the eye, while I was fucking wiggles... they were like omg sorry and all I could say was "if this is last thing that eye ever saw, I would be happy" We all laughed, but other couples in room didn't find laughing in a couples room funny or the proper etiquette "
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We'd arranged to meet one of our close vanilla female friends at a club to show her round as she was interested in exploring the scene. She's mid twenties and stunning, I should add.
Halfway through us giving her a tour of the club we noticed that everywhere we went would suddenly became busy with single guys. Whenever we turned around they'd all freeze and furiously begin to study the wallpaper and try and look casual We'd then set off and along they'd come again.
We took her into one of the large, empty playrooms to show her around and to explain some of the rules. It had a door that would swing shut unless wedged open. After a minute, the door would slowly open and a head would poke round it. The head would then look around the room as if looking for a lost dog and then would withdraw after giving a theatrical expression of confusion. This went on for a few more minutes with a new disembodied head each time
We left the room by giving the door a sharp yank and one bloke almost fell through the doorway, closely followed by two others who had their ears to the door.
We've never had any negative experiences in clubs - quite the opposite - and Townhouse is certainly one of our very favorite places to visit |
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Once we went into a room as it had a nice two terr bed that plenty could fit on, hoping some hot couplesmmay come and maybe join in. By time I had sat to take off my boots some little old man had walked in, got his trousers off (still sure he wore stripper pants it was that fast) looked at our expressions and just said " no? Ok then" and left.
Bit latter tiny little wiggles in same said room, simply stepped off top half of bed, not realizing which bit and dis a stunning impression of wikycyotee, as she plummeted |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"We'd arranged to meet one of our close vanilla female friends at a club to show her round as she was interested in exploring the scene. She's mid twenties and stunning, I should add.
Halfway through us giving her a tour of the club we noticed that everywhere we went would suddenly became busy with single guys. Whenever we turned around they'd all freeze and furiously begin to study the wallpaper and try and look casual We'd then set off and along they'd come again.
We took her into one of the large, empty playrooms to show her around and to explain some of the rules. It had a door that would swing shut unless wedged open. After a minute, the door would slowly open and a head would poke round it. The head would then look around the room as if looking for a lost dog and then would withdraw after giving a theatrical expression of confusion. This went on for a few more minutes with a new disembodied head each time
We left the room by giving the door a sharp yank and one bloke almost fell through the doorway, closely followed by two others who had their ears to the door.
We've never had any negative experiences in clubs - quite the opposite - and Townhouse is certainly one of our very favorite places to visit "
And the morale of the story is?
It's a shit hole
Only have to look at the clientele who leave the reviews to see what a shit hole it is
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By (user no longer on site)
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Back to topic:
"I'm very successful, we've come in my Ferrari (parked outside the door) but my wife only fucks BBC"
and from an army-gal Domme about a greasy Walt in ill-fitting patrols "Poor boy his cross-belts are all wrong wait while I sort him out"
But in general I find clubs rate about 2/10 for witty conversation |
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We've never had any negative experiences in clubs - quite the opposite - and Townhouse is certainly one of our very favorite places to visit
And the morale of the story is?
It's a shit hole
Only have to look at the clientele who leave the reviews to see what a shit hole it is
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Hush now and go eat your Trollflakes...  |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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We've never had any negative experiences in clubs - quite the opposite - and Townhouse is certainly one of our very favorite places to visit
And the morale of the story is?
It's a shit hole
Only have to look at the clientele who leave the reviews to see what a shit hole it is
Hush now and go eat your Trollflakes... "
Can't you ate them all |
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Was in the cinema at Chameleons a few years back,started playing with the then-Mrs,couple next to us also started playing with each other,we're all watching each other,then the bloke from the couple next to us disappears off somewhere.We carried on playing with each other and she continues watching us play.Her bloke reappears a few minutes later and comes out with "Bloody hell mate,you could have kept her warm for me". |
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question.
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
Townhouse must be avoided
And I'm sure the club would be most appreciative on your comment here
I trust you have left a review to reflect your feeling in the appropriate place?
I did and guess what?
The next day it was magically deleted "
Reviews are only removed when they are not genuine, like when people have a personal vendetta or have never even set foot inside the place. Negative reviews are there for all to see. Townhouse is one of the best Swinger's clubs. Vicky and Jim are quick to respond to any issues and run a very tight ship. |
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Reviews are only removed when they are not genuine, like when people have a personal vendetta or have never even set foot inside the place. Negative reviews are there for all to see. Townhouse is one of the best Swinger's clubs. Vicky and Jim are quick to respond to any issues and run a very tight ship. "
When me and my now ex-mrs had a couples profile on here we posted a couple of negative reviews about a club regarding one of their staff,Our previous positive reviews about the club remained but the negative reviews concerning the staff member disappeared,as did negative reviews from a couple of friends of ours regarding the same staff member.Since then I've never really trusted the club reviews on here....  |
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Reviews are only removed when they are not genuine, like when people have a personal vendetta or have never even set foot inside the place. Negative reviews are there for all to see. Townhouse is one of the best Swinger's clubs. Vicky and Jim are quick to respond to any issues and run a very tight ship.
When me and my now ex-mrs had a couples profile on here we posted a couple of negative reviews about a club regarding one of their staff,Our previous positive reviews about the club remained but the negative reviews concerning the staff member disappeared,as did negative reviews from a couple of friends of ours regarding the same staff member.Since then I've never really trusted the club reviews on here.... "
I've put two very negative reviews up on two popular clubs and they remained. Got alot of stick from the locals but I stuck to the facts. |
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I've put two very negative reviews up on two popular clubs and they remained. Got alot of stick from the locals but I stuck to the facts."
Not saying all negatives get removed,but ours definitely did |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"We had a guy come up to us in a well known club and say to D " would you like to play", she squeezed my hand so I told him no. He immediately squared up to me and said " I wasn't fucking talking to you, I was talking to the fucking lady".
We then went off and he followed us everywhere and if anyone else tried to talk to us, he kind of barged into them!
Put us off for awhile
Lol once had similar, guy grabbed wiggles and she surprisingly gently told him she wasn't interested (suprising in that she was so gentle), he asked why and I answered.. his reply "who the fuck are you" on explaining I'm her increasingly irate husband he simply repeated said question.
Shouldn't clubs be better at spotting these types.?? It's one of the things that really puts me off...Couldn't see the Mr keeping his cool in those situations.
We're going townhouse and hopefully quest this month... hoping we only come across respectful people.
Townhouse must be avoided
And I'm sure the club would be most appreciative on your comment here
I trust you have left a review to reflect your feeling in the appropriate place?
I did and guess what?
The next day it was magically deleted
Reviews are only removed when they are not genuine, like when people have a personal vendetta or have never even set foot inside the place. Negative reviews are there for all to see. Townhouse is one of the best Swinger's clubs. Vicky and Jim are quick to respond to any issues and run a very tight ship. "
Vicky and Jim are the problem |
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