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Deletion blues

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Another load of polite messages to people deleted. I love FAB and the deletion blues... Sure there is a cool song in that somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get writing it then. Maybe Cowell will pick it up.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

I'm sure some bright spark could write a very clever and funny song or poem about the trials an tribulations of fab.

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By *uited staffs guyMan over a year ago

staffordshire

It's a phase most of us single guys go through when you first join fab

At some point if they don't delete most guys reach that point where you just don't give a shit if someone deletes and you start using the block for rude people - I found when I reached that point my fab experience became so much better

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

Woke up this mornin'

My sent messages were gone

Why do the ladies delete them?

I may as well be anon.

Whooa...got the fab deletion blues.

Wrote a nice message

Mentioned her green hair

But she just deleted it

Wuthooooout a care

Whooa....got the fab deletion blues.

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Feeling your pain brother

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

liking that a few more verses and any other contributions?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoy!!

Mr Fab was sat one night,

his cock was out, his fist was tight.

He scrolled through fab for what it's worth

To little Miss Fab, he promised the earth.

Little Miss Fab began to squirm

She looked at his pics,

what is it? A worm?

She wanted sex so very bad,

But swerved the worm and felt quite glad

Mr Fab he didn't give in,

He promised to shove his bollocks in

He sent a pic of his hairy ass,

On a rugby field all covered in grass

Little Miss Fab, she felt a twinge

A rugby man right up her minge,

She'd settle for that, she rinsed her twat

She sent her address, he must come to her flat.

She waited from 8 to half past 9

She watched the window, behind the blind

A car drew up and shrek got out,

Her smiling fanny turned into a pout

The doorbell chimed she started to shake,

She really hoped her date might flake

She opened the door, kept on the chain,

Explained she'd just 'come on' again

He couldn't come in, she felt quite sick

He just stood there whilst squeezing his dick

She flashed a boob, he made a croak

As he shot his load inside his coat

She went on line, she felt quite bad

He'd made the trip and looked so sad,

She wanted to say, I'm sorry tonight

But, the profile said, 'no longer on site'

She was just about to log right off

Her inbox pinged, 'oh he looks buff!'

Message sent, the door on the latch

Her blind was twitching and so was her snatch

And so the cycle begins again,

Sometimes you get lucky

Sometimes it's in vain

But trawl the frogs and you might find

A prince to take you, right from behind!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Enjoy!!

Mr Fab was sat one night,

his cock was out, his fist was tight.

He scrolled through fab for what it's worth

To little Miss Fab, he promised the earth.

Little Miss Fab began to squirm

She looked at his pics,

what is it? A worm?

She wanted sex so very bad,

But swerved the worm and felt quite glad

Mr Fab he didn't give in,

He promised to shove his bollocks in

He sent a pic of his hairy ass,

On a rugby field all covered in grass

Little Miss Fab, she felt a twinge

A rugby man right up her minge,

She'd settle for that, she rinsed her twat

She sent her address, he must come to her flat.

She waited from 8 to half past 9

She watched the window, behind the blind

A car drew up and shrek got out,

Her smiling fanny turned into a pout

The doorbell chimed she started to shake,

She really hoped her date might flake

She opened the door, kept on the chain,

Explained she'd just 'come on' again

He couldn't come in, she felt quite sick

He just stood there whilst squeezing his dick

She flashed a boob, he made a croak

As he shot his load inside his coat

She went on line, she felt quite bad

He'd made the trip and looked so sad,

She wanted to say, I'm sorry tonight

But, the profile said, 'no longer on site'

She was just about to log right off

Her inbox pinged, 'oh he looks buff!'

Message sent, the door on the latch

Her blind was twitching and so was her snatch

And so the cycle begins again,

Sometimes you get lucky

Sometimes it's in vain

But trawl the frogs and you might find

A prince to take you, right from behind!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I gone throw it too is since joining which still happen so your not the only one its happening to.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Woke up this mornin'

My sent messages were gone

Why do the ladies delete them?

I may as well be anon.

Whooa...got the fab deletion blues.

Wrote a nice message

Mentioned her green hair

But she just deleted it

Wuthooooout a care

Whooa....got the fab deletion blues.

Came on the forums

Whinged about my plight

And even then

Not so much as a bite

Whooa...got the fab deletion blues.

So I sent some more mails

And complimented their style

Got myself a blocking

So it wasn't worth my while

Whooa...got the fab deletion blues.

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

I tend to delete those with a blank profile pic (or genitals). Maybe those you've contacted have the same filtering process?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Though life's brief encounter here

May end today,

We should through perfection

Seek a better way,

That a loving Eternal Father may one day say,

"Welcome home, oh faithful child of mine." FRANCES

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Woke up this mornin'

My sent messages were gone

Why do the ladies delete them?

I may as well be anon.

Whooa...got the fab deletion blues.

Wrote a nice message

Mentioned her green hair

But she just deleted it

Wuthooooout a care

Whooa....got the fab deletion blues.

Came on the forums

Whinged about my plight

And even then

Not so much as a bite

Whooa...got the fab deletion blues.

So I sent some more mails

And complimented their style

Got myself a blocking

So it wasn't worth my while

Whooa...got the fab deletion blues."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woke up early this morning and put up a meet,

Made sure my willy was groomed, all handsome and neat,

Logged in a few hours later to see what I got, not a single sniff of poontang, no yellow messages, a whole lot if not.

But rather than get grumpy and get in a grot, I'll update my status, that's what I forgot.

Logged in around lunch time, my mailbox is full of pussy, all looking divine. It's not, it's a farce, I might as well just stand around scratching my arse.

Logged in after work, my mailbox will be full now, fab will have gone berserk.

Fuck me! A yellow message! I think I'm gonna choke! Oh no wait hang on, that's another bi bloke!

Wooooaaaaahhhh I got the fabathon blues!

But there's a bright light at the end of my blues, I've got a meet tonight after all.. And she's sexy and fit.. Good luck to all of you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woke up early this morning and put up a meet,

Made sure my willy was groomed, all handsome and neat,

Logged in a few hours later to see what I got, not a single sniff of poontang, no yellow messages, a whole lot if not.

But rather than get grumpy and get in a grot, I'll update my status, that's what I forgot.

Logged in around lunch time, my mailbox is full of pussy, all looking divine. It's not, it's a farce, I might as well just stand around scratching my arse.

Logged in after work, my mailbox will be full now, fab will have gone berserk.

Fuck me! A yellow message! I think I'm gonna choke! Oh no wait hang on, that's another bi bloke!

Wooooaaaaahhhh I got the fabathon blues!

But there's a bright light at the end of my blues, I've got a meet tonight after all.. And she's sexy and fit.. Good luck to all of you. "

Sounded good when I wrote it down.. Should have read it back before posting it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A soliloquy, rather than a rhyme or song...

I read every word on her profile.

I changed my interests to match hers.

I removed the bit in my profile that called all women on here sluts.

I hid the veri where I took it up the ass from a dwarf called Derek.

I added 7inches to my height.

I wrote her a long, thoughful message, empathising with her complaint that it is indeed difficult to find tall, compatible men.

I put her code word in the subject line.

I attached a face pic.

I hot send

AND THE FUCKIN BITCH DELETED ME!

*head butts wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

liking the creativity more please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I send pictures to those I contact I chose not to put my pics on profile for privacy reasons

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A soliloquy, rather than a rhyme or song...

I read every word on her profile.

I changed my interests to match hers.

I removed the bit in my profile that called all women on here sluts.

I hid the veri where I took it up the ass from a dwarf called Derek.

I added 7inches to my height.

I wrote her a long, thoughful message, empathising with her complaint that it is indeed difficult to find tall, compatible men.

I put her code word in the subject line.

I attached a face pic.

I hot send

AND THE FUCKIN BITCH DELETED ME!

*head butts wall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can kind of understand why, women must be inundated with offers and some clearly don't read the profiles. I mean the amount of men who send me filth messages is unreal so I can only imagine what the ladies receive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These are hilarious.....

S x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had great meet last night,

Everything was great,

But I can't shake that feeling,

She thought it was a date.

I like to clear things up before we get naked and rude,

I'm not looking for a girlfriend - cos I'm a bad ass, single dude.

All though it went well and we had lots of fun,

She's very vanilla, wouldn't let me touch her bum!

Now I'm logged in again and it's zero, five thirty,

Why can't I find a woman who's fun, filthy and dirrrty.

Woooaaaahhhh I got the Fab blues.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another load of polite messages to people deleted. I love FAB and the deletion blues... Sure there is a cool song in that somewhere"

Your profile, whilst detailed, is hard to read and a lot of people check the profile before they even read the message. It maybe putting people off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"These are hilarious.....

S x"

That was the point give a few people a giggle and be creative

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Enjoy!!

Mr Fab was sat one night,

his cock was out, his fist was tight.

He scrolled through fab for what it's worth

To little Miss Fab, he promised the earth.

Little Miss Fab began to squirm

She looked at his pics,

what is it? A worm?

She wanted sex so very bad,

But swerved the worm and felt quite glad

Mr Fab he didn't give in,

He promised to shove his bollocks in

He sent a pic of his hairy ass,

On a rugby field all covered in grass

Little Miss Fab, she felt a twinge

A rugby man right up her minge,

She'd settle for that, she rinsed her twat

She sent her address, he must come to her flat.

She waited from 8 to half past 9

She watched the window, behind the blind

A car drew up and shrek got out,

Her smiling fanny turned into a pout

The doorbell chimed she started to shake,

She really hoped her date might flake

She opened the door, kept on the chain,

Explained she'd just 'come on' again

He couldn't come in, she felt quite sick

He just stood there whilst squeezing his dick

She flashed a boob, he made a croak

As he shot his load inside his coat

She went on line, she felt quite bad

He'd made the trip and looked so sad,

She wanted to say, I'm sorry tonight

But, the profile said, 'no longer on site'

She was just about to log right off

Her inbox pinged, 'oh he looks buff!'

Message sent, the door on the latch

Her blind was twitching and so was her snatch

And so the cycle begins again,

Sometimes you get lucky

Sometimes it's in vain

But trawl the frogs and you might find

A prince to take you, right from behind!

Very good!

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