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over a year ago
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Answer yes or no as appropriate
Treat them with respect
They are there to care and help people get better
Not leered at or have innuendos made at them
Get better, get home, get a wank  |
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"I'm in hospital, feeling very good actually but going nuts with all the sexy nurses... Especially they keep asking me if I need anything else... Mmm
what should I answer to that?"
Unless you're in a Carry On film hospital, I'd just answer yes or no. |
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By *amjoyce OP Man
over a year ago
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"If you actually need something then ask them .if its some sexual fantasy ..keep it to yourself and don't waste their time as they are far too busy to deal with nonsense "
Haha I would never have asked anything sexual... I'm just bored and was thinking what would others say... |
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By *amjoyce OP Man
over a year ago
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"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..
Is yours a carlsberg hospital  "
I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol |
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"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..
Is yours a carlsberg hospital
I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol"
Really?
In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country |
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"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..
Is yours a carlsberg hospital
I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol
Really?
In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country"
aye, bring back the carry on nurses...shows yer big tits n sussies doll  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..
Is yours a carlsberg hospital
I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol
Really?
In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country"
It is a standard look across the NHS hospitals as I've been to visit a few in my time just different colours for different departments lol |
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"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..
Is yours a carlsberg hospital
I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol
Really?
In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country
aye, bring back the carry on nurses...shows yer big tits n sussies doll "
I can laugh like Barbara Windsor for you ....but I look like Hattie Jacques
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..
Is yours a carlsberg hospital "
That's perfectly describes me.scrubs and trousers.sooo not sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..
Is yours a carlsberg hospital
I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol
Really?
In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country
aye, bring back the carry on nurses...shows yer big tits n sussies doll
I can laugh like Barbara Windsor for you ....but I look like Hattie Jacques
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lolol no you bloody dont!- get ya bent over soon n see to your nurses pouch  |
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"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..
Is yours a carlsberg hospital
I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol
Really?
In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country
aye, bring back the carry on nurses...shows yer big tits n sussies doll
I can laugh like Barbara Windsor for you ....but I look like Hattie Jacques
lolol no you bloody dont!- get ya bent over soon n see to your nurses pouch "
Bed bath for you next time lol |
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"i'd tell 'em i need an extra pudding "
my dad kept hidding his pudding when he was in for his heart op n claiming they haddent given him one. He's very naughty my daddy. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..
Is yours a carlsberg hospital
I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol
Really?
In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country
aye, bring back the carry on nurses...shows yer big tits n sussies doll
I can laugh like Barbara Windsor for you ....but I look like Hattie Jacques
lolol no you bloody dont!- get ya bent over soon n see to your nurses pouch
Bed bath for you next time lol"
awww no sponge?...just use your tongue  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i'd tell 'em i need an extra pudding my dad kept hidding his pudding when he was in for his heart op n claiming they haddent given him one. He's very naughty my daddy. Xxx"
mine kept buttering up the nurses for his...had me take bottles of ouzo in from home for one of them at one point! after that the guy would be bringing him all kinds of treats, sweets and extra puddings and stuff bless him |
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"Answer yes or no as appropriate
Treat them with respect
They are there to care and help people get better
Not leered at or have innuendos made at them
Get better, get home, get a wank "
This totally |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The Mrs is a nurse, in a doctor's surgery and you wouldn't credit the number of time she has to put up with some lecherous ass who thinks he's God's gift making some comment or another.
Keep your hands and thoughts to yourself and let them do there job of caring for those who need it.
Sorry if this offends but there's a time and place,and hospitals/doctors ain't it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Same as lisa will you let me fxxk you in your nurse outfit. Erm nope. I wear it for 12 hour shifts and does absolutely nothing for me. Fab is escape. And yeah comfy trousers. Cushion shoes and irritating cotton tunics are not surely sexy. ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..
Is yours a carlsberg hospital
I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol"
most wear looser sizes as its easier to do the job when not wearing a tight shirt- and yes baggy scrubs on the bottom half |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Same as lisa will you let me fxxk you in your nurse outfit. Erm nope. I wear it for 12 hour shifts and does absolutely nothing for me. Fab is escape. And yeah comfy trousers. Cushion shoes and irritating cotton tunics are not surely sexy. ... "
i hate my nursey shoes but my feet love them after 12 hours
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By *amjoyce OP Man
over a year ago
london |
Thank you all for the lovely suggestions... I was just posting this for a laugh... And I wouldn't ask for anything inappropriate but with the nice girls popping in, nurse or not... One can't help but thinking "what if..." One can be dreaming... Right?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If your sure the nurse in question is blatantly or obviously flirting with you there'd be nothing wrong with answering by saying "your number for when I get out of here" when she asks if you need anything but they are carers by nature so be sure your not mistaking she's caring for you with she fancies you  |
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By *amjoyce OP Man
over a year ago
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"If your sure the nurse in question is blatantly or obviously flirting with you there'd be nothing wrong with answering by saying "your number for when I get out of here" when she asks if you need anything but they are carers by nature so be sure your not mistaking she's caring for you with she fancies you "
Definitely not fancy me wearing these green pyjamas and a beard like a terrorist... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would say to the nurse I like the most, ''I would like to get out of here asap. And there is only one thing that I would like to take with me, when I go. and that is your telephone number'' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Answer yes or no as appropriate
Treat them with respect
They are there to care and help people get better
Not leered at or have innuendos made at them
Get better, get home, get a wank
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